Legendary star: Signed to the Palace at the beginning

Chapter 36 The humiliation of the crotch
Xiao Chuan gave a deep salute and said, "Thank you for your teaching, aunt, I will keep it in mind."

The old lady said: "Young man, I don't think you know how to fish, so you should go back to school to study."

Xiao Chuan talked to the old lady again, but the old lady just repeated what she said just now.

Xiao Chuan put away his fishing rod and walked towards the city.

In front is a market, with stalls and hawkers, full of people, very lively.

Xiao Chuan kept saying hello to the stall owners, trying to find the next NPC, but those stall owners ignored him at all, and just sold their products to other customers.

Xiao Chuan passed by a meat stall and asked, "Boss, how do you sell this meat?"

The butcher is about 30 years old. He is tall, bare-chested and wearing a waistcoat. He has a full face and a beard. When he saw Xiao Chuan coming to ask the price, he chopped the meat cleaver on the meat chopping board. Isn't it free food Han, you don't eat free food today, are you willing to spend money to buy meat?"

Xiao Chuan frowned, and said: "I asked the price, if you want to sell it, you can sell it, if you don't want to sell it, I will go to the next house to have a look, do you need to be weird?"

Instead of being angry, the butcher smiled, walked around from behind the meat stand to Xiao Chuan, waved and said, "Hahaha, Bai Shihan, I'm just laughing at you, what's wrong?"

The people in the market saw the excitement, and immediately gathered around, pointing and laughing one by one.

Xiao Chuan didn't bother to talk to the butcher, and said, "It's boring."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Chuan walked around the butcher and wanted to leave.

The butcher took two steps across, stood in front of Xiao Chuan again, folded his arms on his chest, and said: "You are a commoner, you don't earn a living by farming honestly, but you like to learn from the nobles, wear a sword, travel around, exhaust yourself. The money and food at home have dragged down my parents, brothers and sisters-in-law, so far I can’t make money, I can’t even get enough food, I can only eat free food everywhere, it’s really embarrassing for us Huaiyin people!”

Xiao Chuan said: "The sparrow knows the ambition of the swan."

Hearing this, the butcher was furious, spread his legs and said, "Okay! You are a swan, we are sparrows, and I also have a sparrow under my crotch. Today, if you are not afraid of death, kill me with your sword. If you are afraid of death, you can kill me." Climb under my crotch and see which one is taller and which one is lower, you swan or me.”

The people who watched the excitement around booed together.

"kill him!"

"kill him!"

"If you can't beat it, drill!"

"If you can't beat it, drill!"

Xiao Chuan was so angry that his face flushed and he was speechless.

He said angrily in his heart: "How could I have forgotten that Han Xin was once humiliated in the crotch? It must be that the dog system wanted to see me laugh, and chose this trial on purpose. It seems that free is a trap."

Seeing that Xiao Chuan was silent, the butcher became even more imposing, and he picked up the machete on the meat case, and said, "Bai Shi Han, you can either draw your sword and kill me today, or get under Lao Tzu's crotch, or I will chop you with a single knife." Kill you, lest you embarrass us Huaiyin people outside."

Xiao Chuan knew that if he didn't emulate Han Xin and bear the humiliation under his crotch, the following plot would not be able to proceed, so he cursed in his heart: "System, you bastard, when I go out, you must be a villain and draw a picture A circle curses you!"

He lowered his body, lay down on the ground, and crawled under the butcher's crotch.

"coward!"

"waste!"

"Shame!"

People all over the street are laughing at Han Xin's timidity.

The butcher originally wanted to motivate General Han Xin so that he would retreat in the face of difficulties. From now on, he would earn money by farming and doing business to live an ordinary life, and stop dreaming of being a prince and general. Unexpectedly, Han Xin would really rather bear the humiliation under his crotch. Don't look back.

"It's really boring, don't hang around, break up, break up."

The butcher looked at Xiao Chuan's back and shouted: "Han, from now on you are not allowed to say that you are from Huaiyin, otherwise I will beat you every time I see you!"

Xiao Chuan ignored it and continued to walk forward, but his back trembled a little, his hand hidden in his sleeve had already clenched into a fist, and his nails pierced deeply into his palm.

If it wasn't for me not being able to beat you, I would have cut you long ago.

Passing through the market, a school appeared in front of it. The gatekeeper saw Xiao Chuan approaching, and spat on the ground contemptuously.

Xiao Chuan naturally didn't have the same knowledge as this little man, so he walked in directly.

"Look, Bai Shihan is here."

"Your news is already behind. Now he is not only free, but also a driller."

"It's really a waste snack that has never been seen in a century."

"I wait for the noble children to be ashamed of him and drive him out of school!"

When the students in the school saw Han Xin coming in, some pointed and some shouted and cursed.

"Okay, let's start class now."

A majestic voice came, and a tall teacher appeared in front of the students.

The students immediately quieted down, the teacher nodded in satisfaction, and said, "We will learn the halberd technique in this class, you should choose your own weapons first."

All the other students ran to the weapon rack to pick weapons, only Xiao Chuan stood alone.

The teacher said: "Han Xin, why don't you pick up weapons."

Xiao Chuan said: "Teacher, I want to learn the halberd technique, but the halberd here is too heavy for me to dance."

The teacher was speechless, silent for a while, and said: "Han Xin, please wait for a while, I will help you make a big halberd."

After a while, the teacher held a wooden pole more than ten feet long, on which the head of Fang Tian's painting halberd was installed.

Xiao Chuan held the wooden Fang Tian Hua Halberd, which weighed more than ten catties, which was about the same weight as the Shaking Halberd, so he said with satisfaction, "Thank you teacher, this Fang Tian Hua Halberd weighs just right."

All the other students were holding a bronze halberd, only Xiao Chuan was holding a wooden halberd to Fang Tian, ​​and everyone laughed again.

The teacher also held a bronze halberd in his hand, and said: "A halberd is a combination of a dagger and a spear. It has both a straight blade and a horizontal blade. It is the main weapon of the army. Hooks and pecks are sharp weapons used by infantry and cavalry, and their lethality is better than spears and spears."

The teacher taught a few halberd moves, and the students went to the side to practice, but Xiao Chuan still stood still.

The teacher said: "Han Xin, why don't you practice."

Xiao Chuan said: "Teacher, what you just taught was the halberd technique learned by ordinary soldiers in the army. My disciple wants to learn the halberd technique for ten thousand enemies."

The teacher did not reprimand, but smiled with satisfaction, and said, "Hahaha, Han Xin, you are indeed not an ordinary person, and you can endure humiliation for the sake of your ideals, but your body is weak, and you are not suitable for practicing that kind of halberd technique. Your body is thin and flexible, so I will teach you a trick to endure humiliation, break out before the battle, and taking the head of a general among millions of troops is like picking something out of a pocket."

Xiao Chuan said happily: "Teacher, that is the method of beheading and halberd!"

The teacher said: "Han Xin, your metaphor is very vivid. This halberd technique consumes a lot of strength and cannot be used for a long time. It is suitable for beheading the enemy's main general."

The teacher took Han Xin to a corner of the playground. There were hundreds of straw dummies and horses. The strange thing was that these scarecrows had their legs spread apart.

"Look at my move!"

The teacher held the eucalyptus pole in his hand, with the soles of his feet on the ground, and his body swooped out like an arrow from the string, getting between the legs of those straw men and horses, and finally pierced the chest of a scarecrow five meters away with his halberd. .

　Recommend: The new book "People are super gods, just entered the academy" by Poverty and Lowliness, and Kong Fan's new book "Myth Embodies: Gods in My Mind", they are very good-looking.

　　


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