my followers are horrible

Chapter 115 Chapter 117+118 Continue to fool + Losing to a woman is not ashamed

"Sister, are you sure you want to call the police?"

Guo Teng went into stealth and asked Zhuo Peilin invisible.

"My name is Zhuo Peilin, not sister, ahhhhh."

Zhuo Peilin was so frightened that she fell to the ground, the phone fell far away, and the screen shattered.

After Guo Teng entered stealth, he felt that it was not good to have no reference, so he revealed his head.

In the dim light in the middle of the night, a person's head was suspended in the air, showing a strange smile.

"Hey hey hey."

Zhuo Peilin was very scared.

"Woooooo."

girl.

No, it was Zhuo Peilin who was frightened and cried.

"Why are you crying again?"

Guo Teng squatted down and walked like Zhuo Peilin.

But it made Zhuo Peilin's cry louder.

"You, you, you, don't come here, woo woo woo, ghost, help!"

Zhuo Peilin shrank to a corner of the bedroom, hugged herself tightly and looked at Guo Teng.

4 cats, 1 corgi, looking at Zhuo Peilin who didn't know why she suddenly cried, and didn't know why this shit-shoveler suddenly cried.

Hmph, I still want to call the police and scare you to death!

[Master God, if you are so narrow-minded, no believers will join the religion. 】

"Don't worry, this girl must join the teaching today."

"You have to join a religion, and you have to join a non-teacher."

"Otherwise, where would I find such a kind and responsible person?"

Guo Teng didn't care about the rules he set, and his family's church would be knocked down whether he believed it or not.

Anyway, today he wanted to coerce and lure Qi into the battle, and bring Zhuo Peilin in.

He doesn't want to go to the warehouse to shovel shit.

Not even cleansing.

Guo Teng withdrew from stealth, and Zhuo Peilin's crying became weaker.

The body entered stealth, and Zhuo Peilin's crying returned to high pitch.

Guo Teng suddenly found this very interesting.

"No wonder everyone likes to be villains. Villains are actually quite fun, Leah."

Looking at Zhuo Peilin who was so frightened and crying, Guo Teng thought it was really interesting.

[Okay, Lord God, if you continue to play, your Stockholm plan will fail. 】

"That's right."

Guo Teng withdrew from stealth, used the light technique to make his body glow, and sat in front of Zhuo Peilin.

Wait for her to calm down.

"Leah, I still want to scare her, what should I do?"

[Enough, Lord God, if you scare her again, what if she runs away? 】

That's right, a joke is no longer a joke.

"Here, strawberry-flavored milk tea."

Putting the warm milk tea in Zhuo Peilin's hands, Guo Teng took out the paper and wiped away the tears on her face.

"Thank you."

After saying these two words, Zhuo Peilin regretted it. It was Guo Teng's fault that she was scared and cried, so why should she thank him.

Zhuo Peilin, who wanted to understand, stared at Guo Teng and drank tons of milk tea.

The taste is not bad!
After drinking the milk tea, Zhuo Peilin's staring eyes at Guo Teng became normal, with a hint of pleading.

"Want more?"

Zhuo Peilin nodded.

Guo Teng made vanilla and red bean milk tea.

Pass the vanilla flavor to Zhuo Peilin, and keep the red bean flavor for yourself.

"You, how did milk tea appear in your hand?"

Zhuo Peilin looked at Guo Teng's empty hand and saw two steaming cups of milk tea, and she couldn't figure it out.

"Oh magic."

"Becoming a believer, you can pray to the Lord God for magic spells, and get milk tea and dried fish."

"Small dried fish can strengthen the body, while milk tea can resist the cold."

"After drinking a cup of milk tea, within 30 minutes, your temperature will be almost the same as normal in an outdoor environment of -30°."

Guo Teng rubbed out small dried fish and fed them to the cats and Corgi who were reunited.

"I think you're lying."

Zhuo Peilin slowly tasted the vanilla-flavored milk tea, and finally calmed down.

So, his eyes stared at Guo Teng again.

"Do you want to be scared again?"

Guo Teng smiled kindly at Zhuo Peilin.

Successfully made Zhuo Peilin shrink into the corner again.

"I won't scare you anymore, come on, let's talk about business."

Guo Teng did a good job cross-legged, and the expression on his face returned to seriousness.

"Zhuo Peilin, let me ask you, why did you join the Clock Church and believe in the Lord of the Ring?"

The formality of Guo Teng, who was shining all over her body, also made Zhuo Peilin sit upright.

But when she heard Guo Teng's words, she still wanted to ask why.

"Why should I trust him?"

Zhuo Peilin has never heard of the Clock Church, nor the Lord of the Rings.

"Believe in him and you can get milk tea and dried fish magic."

"You can still talk to Mimi and Wangwang. You are a veterinarian. You should want to know what cat Mimi and puppy barking mean?"

"Don't you want to know that's what these little guys call you?"

badass.

Thinking of Guo Teng's almost failure, his face twitched twice, and he tried to hold back his own laughter.

Grabbing Yingduanlan in his hand, Guo Teng held its cat by the back of its neck, making it look at Zhuo Peilin.

"By the way, I haven't known your name for so long."

"What's your name Mimi?"

Guo Teng turned Yingduanlan to himself.

"My name is Yutou Miao."

In Zhuo Peilin's eyes, the fish head meowed at Guo Teng.

"Fish head? Who gave you that name?"

Guo Teng didn't expect Yingduanlan to be called Yutou, and Guo Teng couldn't find the connection of fish from it.

"The previous owner said that I looked up like a fish's head looking up at the starry sky, and then he called me meow."

"I don't like this name either, but it will be fine if you get used to it, meow."

The fish head looked helpless, the cat's claws and tail were hanging down, and it looked like it was sighing.

"Fish head."

Guo Teng shook his head, put the fish head on the ground, and looked at Zhuo Peilin who was not looking at him.

"How about it, have you considered it?"

Guo Teng waited for Zhuo Peilin's answer.

"I want to know, why did you come to me?"

Zhuo Peilin raised her loose hair behind her and raised the biggest question in her heart.

There are so many people in this world, why would Guo Teng come to her house in the middle of the night if he doesn't go to preach.

She was curious.

"In our church, there is a believer who is a big orange cat."

"My name is Hua Hua, and my nickname is Hua Boss."

"If you learn the language of animals, you can frighten the cats in front of you if you tell them you're the boss, believe it or not."

Guo Teng smiled at Zhuo Peilin, and continued.

"Huahua came to the place where it wandered before tonight, and it's also its territory. It seems to be our area."

"I saw that there is one missing brother from before, that is the cuttlefish, the one you sterilized in the operating room."

"There is a cat. I don't know which old lady feeds it. I heard that the cuttlefish may have been captured by you, a cat abuser."

"Huahua is very angry and wants to see for herself."

"But it's too fat, 30 pounds, and it can't climb up the third floor, so I have to pray to the Lord of the Ring, praying for strength, to teach you, a villain who may be abusing cats."

"The Lord of the Ring didn't give it power, but sent me to help it."

Guo Teng first explained the cause of the matter to Zhuo Peilin.

"But after I came up, I found that there was a big discrepancy between the cat's words and the facts."

"Cat abusers are not abusing cats, but helping them in another way."

"Honestly, I appreciate you."

"I think people like you should join the church and gain strength so that they can do more meaningful things."

For example, help me shovel shit.

[You are enough, Lord God! 】

Leah couldn't look away.

Zhuo Peilin was doubtful and still didn't quite believe what Guo Teng said.

Even Guo Teng took out everything he could show.

"Still don't believe it?"

Guo Teng scratched his head, feeling that it was not easy to handle.

"Wait, there is."

"Sit here and don't move around, I'll get you a big orange."

There is no back view article in this world, and Zhuo Peilin doesn't know what Guo Teng's words mean.

She watched Guo Teng jump from the bedroom window in horror.

When she stood up and went outside the window, she saw Guo Teng crawling towards her window with a very fat big orange cat.

And the climb is very fast, the third floor is 3 meters in less than 8 seconds.

It couldn't be faster.

"Look, this is my cat friend, Huahua."

"Come on, Huahua, say hello to the shit-shoveling fellow who will be our church member later."

Guo Teng put Huahua on the ground.

The 4 cats and Corgi on the side, how fast they ran, disappeared around Hua Boss.

"Hello meow, shit-shoveling meow."

Huahua straightened up and stretched out her cat's paw to Zhuo Peilin.

"What is it saying?"

Seeing Huahua's humane action, Zhuo Peilin was taken aback for a moment, then stretched out her hand like a ghost, and grabbed Maomao's paw.

One person and one cat shook hands, which was the beginning of friendship.

"It, what was it talking about just now?"

Putting down Huahua's cat paw, Zhuo Peilin asked Guo Teng.

"Hello meow, shit-shoveling meow."

Guo Teng translated Huahua's words to Zhuo Peilin, and she looked at her as a fool.

"What's your look like?"

"I'll translate it for you but you don't believe it. Is there anyone like you!"

At this time, Guo Teng felt that it would be better to post a resume on the Internet and spend money to find some people who specialize in taking care of cats and dogs.

"I always feel like you're lying to me, but."

Zhuo Peilin stopped talking, she knew she lacked evidence.

As an atheist, she has accepted what is happening in front of her eyes, but she can't help but doubt it.

"Huahua, rub a small dried fish for her."

"Okay meow."

Then Zhuo Peilin looked at Huahua three times to the left and three times to the right, and rolled three more times on the ground.

Finally, a small dried fish appeared in front of it.

It is exactly the same as the one in Guo Teng's hand.

"Actually, Xiaoyugan doesn't need such troublesome prayers in the art of creating food, but I don't know why Huahua has to do this kind of ceremony."

"Maybe, maybe, probably, to make the dried fish taste better?"

When Guo Teng said this, he didn't believe it himself.

Pass the small dried fish that Huahua prayed to Zhuo Peilin.

Zhuo Peilin took this small dried fish with the same shape, color, and fragrance as Guo Teng's, and finally put it into her mouth.

[Zhuo Peilin has believed in you, and your followers have increased. 】

YES, GTM D Intel.

It's worth spending so much time on myself, and finally fooled this shit shovel over.

"Animal language."

After becoming a believer, Zhuo Peilin found that Guo Teng and Huahua in front of her were inexplicably familiar.

A friend she hadn't seen for decades appeared in front of her again and told her long time no see.

"You have to pray to Lord God, this magic is not something I can give you."

In fact, I gave it to you!
"yes."

Zhuo Peilin felt that Guo Teng was right.

"How do I get this magic?"

Zhuo Peilin wanted to have conversations with animals earlier. Since she was a child, she wanted to know what these animals meant when they barked and meowed to her.

Do cats swear?
Can a dog say I love you?
Will they beg for food when they are hungry?
Will they say they are uncomfortable when they are sick?

She spent a lot of time studying for a Ph.D. at the School of Medicine of Shangping University, just wanting to know this.

She believed in God before, but unfortunately, the complicated and cutting-edge biological knowledge overturned her theology.

God does not exist in this world.

But the appearance of Guo Teng broke her previous cognition and coaxed her into an unknown church again.

And now, it is to realize the wish that I have never realized.

By the way, to prove whether God exists or not.

"Why don't you learn about flowers..."

Zhuo Peilin stared at Guo Teng again, staring at the rest of his words.

Fuck, little girl, how dare you stare at your god.

I'll let you shovel shit later, believe it or not!
Not to be outdone, Guo Teng glared back at Zhuo Peilin.

[Master God, you are like a child now, can you be more mature and stable! 】

No!

[Is victory or defeat so important to you?What will you do when you have a child? 】

I will not let her have a child.

Guo Teng thought of a video he had watched before.

Father: How many?
Daughter: Four.

Father: How many are you counting?mine is black.

Daughter: Five t_t.

Father: So who won?
Daughter: You o(TヘTo) wow wow!
In the video, the daughter is crying very sad, while Guo Teng is smiling happily.

Guo Teng and Zhuo Peilin just stared at each other, neither letting the other.

"Meow, good man, why are you looking at her meow?"

"Where is the cuttlefish meow?"

Huahua rubbed against Guo Teng's leg and found a step for Guo Teng.

Damn, I can't even stare at a woman!
Fuck, dry eyes.

Taking advantage of the effort of touching the flowers, Guo Teng blinked quickly to relieve eye fatigue.

"It should take a while for her to wake up from the anesthesia."

Scratching Huahua's head, Guo Teng explained to it the situation of fishing.

"It just asked about the cuttlefish?"

Zhuo Peilin squatted beside Guo Teng and scratched Huahua's head together.

"Meow, it's so comfortable meow, I'm trying harder meow."

Huahua tilted her head and stared at Zhuo Peilin's hand, wagging her tail.

"Honestly, how on earth am I going to get this magic and how much does it cost?"

Zhuo Peilin scratched Huahua's head, still staring at Guo Teng.

But at this time, Guo Teng was possessed by the guardian of the deep sea, so he had to temporarily avoid the edge and avoid Zhuo Peilin's sight.

[My lord, do you agree to not admit defeat? 】

Tactical detour Tactical detour.

Besides, losing to a woman doesn't actually shudder.

[Shiver, very fucking shiver. 】

Watch the game watch the game.

Guo Teng chose to give up the question about winning or losing, and explained to Zhuo Peilin.

"The divine arts in our church don't require money, but what we need is more complicated than money."

"You need your faith in Lord God."

"Belief?"

Guo Teng's explanation made Zhuo Peilin very curious.

Faith, what is it.

"It is your prayer, or gratitude, to the Lord of the Rings."

"Master God Lord lacks nothing, but our faith."

Guo Teng felt that it was really difficult for him to be a god.

I don’t know when I will reach the stage and get rid of the current situation that requires faith.

"So it is."

Zhuo Peilin nodded.

"Then does our church charge membership fees?"

Zhuo Peilin's question stunned Guo Teng.

Membership fees, what the hell?

[You can understand it as eleven taxes. 】

“Why does our church need that thing?”

Could it be that other churches in this world still want this thing?

"Our church doesn't want this?"

This time it was Zhuo Peilin's turn to be surprised.

The churches she saw before charged fees in various names.

The money paid ranged from hundreds to millions.

And now she's shocked to hear that her church doesn't charge dues.

"How can our church want this thing?"

"You know money is very important to us."

"But for the Lord God, money is not important."

Guo Teng nodded, confirming the matter.

Money is really not important to him.

[Master God, you still wanted to be with a rich woman before, why is money not important to you now? 】

Liya was taunting Guo Teng again.

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