Return to the Three Kingdoms with the Empire System
Chapter 270 I'm going to eat shit
Chapter 270 I'm going to eat shit
Sun Jian was poisoned before the assassination, so it must have been poisoned by someone very close to Sun Jian.
Generally speaking, the biggest beneficiary of Sun Jian's poisoning is the biggest suspect in the poisoning.The one who meets the conditions is Sun Quan Wuyu.
Sun Quan is Sun Jian's second-in-line successor. If Sun Jian dies, then Sun Ce will inherit everything Sun Jian has.However, Sun Ce is in Luoyang, so after Sun Jian's death, Sun Quan can take it for granted that Sun Jian has everything.
However, Sun Jian is Sun Quan's biological father, can Sun Quan really do such a thing?
If it was someone else, no one would believe that Sun Quan could do such a thing at that time.After all, Sun Quan has always appeared in front of others as a "filial son".On weekdays, Sun Quan was extremely respectful to his parents.
In Ye Mo's previous life, Cao Cao once said: Having a child should be like Sun Zhongmou.
Even Cao Cao, a generation of heroes, believed that having a son should be like Sun Quan, even though Cao Cao was talking about Sun Quan's wisdom.However, if Sun Quan was extremely arrogant and disrespectful to his parents and brothers, then Cao Cao would wish to slap Hulun to death even if he had such a son.
However, even if Ye Mo guessed that it might be Sun Quan's poison, he would not reveal the guess.No matter how you say it, this is Sun Jian's family matter, and it is not easy for him to get involved.
From Ye Mo's point of view, it was enough for him to ensure that Sun Ce was fine and would not be killed.Ye Mo wanted to train Sun Ce, but he had no interest in Sun Quan, an extremely unstable figure.
"Sir, what do you need to detoxify my husband? Please also make a list, no matter what you need, I will get it at any cost." While Ye Mo was thinking about Sun Quan's matter, Mrs. Wu was watching Looking at the monk, he said expectantly.
As long as the poison in Sun Jian's body is removed, then the Sun family will have the backbone, what else can't be obtained?Now as long as Sun Jian can be cured, Madam Wu will find a way to ask for it even if she wants dragon liver and phoenix gall.
The monk said that something was needed, and it was just a casual mention.However, since Mrs. Wu said so, it is hard for him to say that he is ready.In this way, not only will it not reassure Mrs. Wu, but it will aggravate her doubts.
The monk thought for a while. If he said that he needed too good medicinal materials, Mrs. Wu might be overly worried about Sun Jian's condition.However, Mrs. Wu would also feel uneasy if the medicinal materials were described as too ordinary.After thinking for a moment, the monk finally thought of some suitable medicinal materials.
"To completely remove the poison from General Sun's body, you need one century-old ginseng, one tael of bezoar, seventy goji berries, and twelve monkey dates." These medicinal materials, except ginseng, which is used to replenish vitality, are all It has the effect of detoxification.
Hearing what the monk said, Mrs. Wu immediately fell silent.Both ginseng and wolfberry are easy to deal with, and Sun Fuzhong has these two medicinal materials.As for the bezoar, it's not difficult, it's just that one or two is too much, but if you look for more places, you should be able to find it.
But this monkey date baffled Mrs. Wu.This monkey date is not produced in the Central Plains of China, but in the barbarian land in the south. The average Baixin may have never heard of this medicinal material.Even the entire Sun Mansion has only three monkey dates.
At this time, Mrs. Wu looked at the monk with a distressed face, and said, "Sir, there are only three monkey dates in Sun Mansion, so I wonder if we can use other medicinal materials instead?"
"Substituting is not impossible, it's just..." At this time, the monk hesitated.
"Just what?" Seeing the monk's tone, Mrs. Wu immediately understood that there were alternative medicinal materials, and asked quickly.
The monk looked at Mrs. Wu timidly, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and said, "Three is three, but the effect may not be satisfactory."
Hearing what the monk said, Mrs. Wu suddenly became anxious.If the poison in Sun Jian's body cannot be completely removed, what if it relapses in the future? "If you have anything to say, sir, please tell me. I will never blame you."
Even though Mrs. Wu said this, the monk still hesitated for a long time without explaining the reason.
The more Mrs. Wu saw the monk like this, the more anxious she became, she almost knelt down for the monk.Of course, it wasn't that she didn't kneel, but was stopped by Ye Mo and the monk, and she couldn't kneel even if she wanted to.
"Sir, just show mercy and save my husband. No matter what conditions you ask, I will agree to you." Mrs. Wu saw that the monk has been refusing to mention the substitute of monkey dates, and she burst into tears immediately. Lose.
"Mother, Mr. Zhong Jing hasn't left Jianye yet, let's go to ask Mr. Zhong Jing, why should we kneel to him here!" At this time, Sun Quan couldn't see it anymore.His mother was about to kneel down, yet the person brought by Ye Mo still refused to name the substitute for monkey dates.
As soon as Sun Quan finished speaking, Mrs. Wu slapped Sun Quan in the face.Moreover, Mrs. Wu's slap was extremely hard, and a red slap mark immediately appeared on Sun Quan's face.
"Shut up, Mr. Zhongjing showed your father the wound before, but he didn't find the poison in your father's body. If you go to ask Mr. Zhongjing at this time, can Mr. Zhongjing have a solution?" Wu At this time, the lady was not only angry at Sun Quan for talking nonsense, she even complained a little about Zhang Ji.
At this time, Sun Jian couldn't stand it anymore. Before his two sons pinched each other and Mrs. Wu slapped Sun Ce, he couldn't move at that time, so naturally he could only pretend that nothing happened.But now, his wife begged the monk hard, and even slapped Sun Quan because of it, which made Sun Jian couldn't stand it anymore.
"Enough is enough. I, Sun, believe that life and death are determined, and wealth is in the sky. If you survive this catastrophe, you must have a blessing in the future. Since this gentleman refuses to say that, there is naturally a reason for him. Why ask for it?" What about it?" Sun Jian could see it, but the last sentence made Ye Mo feel a little embarrassed.
As soon as Sun Jian said this, if the monk didn't mention the substitute of monkey dates, he would probably be considered stingy by Sun Jian.
"It's not hard to find a substitute for the monkey date, but it's a bit difficult for General Sun." The monk looked at Ye Mo's face, and immediately said to Sun Jian.
After hearing what the monk said, Sun Jian laughed "haha" and said: "Sir, how can it be difficult for Sun to detoxify him? Sir, just tell me the medicinal materials."
"That medicinal material is human feces." The monk seemed to have made up his mind and said to Sun Ce.
As soon as the monk finished speaking, everyone in the room fell silent.The expression on Ye Mo's face was even more exciting. I didn't expect that monk to come up with such a substitute. It was to make Sun Jian eat shit.
The monk seemed to have guessed that everyone would behave like this, so he said again: "I didn't say it before, just because I was afraid that the general would misunderstand. Since General Sun must know the substitute for the monkey date, then I have no choice but to excuse me."
"Fart, why are you eating shit!" At this time, Sun Quan stood up again, pointed at the monk and cursed.
When Sun Quan didn't say that, Sun Jian could barely accept it.But when Sun Quan said this, Sun Jian immediately seemed as if he had eaten shit now, and his expression was as exciting as it could be.
"In that case, then just eat shit." Sun Jian gritted his teeth and said as if he had made a great determination.
(End of this chapter)
Sun Jian was poisoned before the assassination, so it must have been poisoned by someone very close to Sun Jian.
Generally speaking, the biggest beneficiary of Sun Jian's poisoning is the biggest suspect in the poisoning.The one who meets the conditions is Sun Quan Wuyu.
Sun Quan is Sun Jian's second-in-line successor. If Sun Jian dies, then Sun Ce will inherit everything Sun Jian has.However, Sun Ce is in Luoyang, so after Sun Jian's death, Sun Quan can take it for granted that Sun Jian has everything.
However, Sun Jian is Sun Quan's biological father, can Sun Quan really do such a thing?
If it was someone else, no one would believe that Sun Quan could do such a thing at that time.After all, Sun Quan has always appeared in front of others as a "filial son".On weekdays, Sun Quan was extremely respectful to his parents.
In Ye Mo's previous life, Cao Cao once said: Having a child should be like Sun Zhongmou.
Even Cao Cao, a generation of heroes, believed that having a son should be like Sun Quan, even though Cao Cao was talking about Sun Quan's wisdom.However, if Sun Quan was extremely arrogant and disrespectful to his parents and brothers, then Cao Cao would wish to slap Hulun to death even if he had such a son.
However, even if Ye Mo guessed that it might be Sun Quan's poison, he would not reveal the guess.No matter how you say it, this is Sun Jian's family matter, and it is not easy for him to get involved.
From Ye Mo's point of view, it was enough for him to ensure that Sun Ce was fine and would not be killed.Ye Mo wanted to train Sun Ce, but he had no interest in Sun Quan, an extremely unstable figure.
"Sir, what do you need to detoxify my husband? Please also make a list, no matter what you need, I will get it at any cost." While Ye Mo was thinking about Sun Quan's matter, Mrs. Wu was watching Looking at the monk, he said expectantly.
As long as the poison in Sun Jian's body is removed, then the Sun family will have the backbone, what else can't be obtained?Now as long as Sun Jian can be cured, Madam Wu will find a way to ask for it even if she wants dragon liver and phoenix gall.
The monk said that something was needed, and it was just a casual mention.However, since Mrs. Wu said so, it is hard for him to say that he is ready.In this way, not only will it not reassure Mrs. Wu, but it will aggravate her doubts.
The monk thought for a while. If he said that he needed too good medicinal materials, Mrs. Wu might be overly worried about Sun Jian's condition.However, Mrs. Wu would also feel uneasy if the medicinal materials were described as too ordinary.After thinking for a moment, the monk finally thought of some suitable medicinal materials.
"To completely remove the poison from General Sun's body, you need one century-old ginseng, one tael of bezoar, seventy goji berries, and twelve monkey dates." These medicinal materials, except ginseng, which is used to replenish vitality, are all It has the effect of detoxification.
Hearing what the monk said, Mrs. Wu immediately fell silent.Both ginseng and wolfberry are easy to deal with, and Sun Fuzhong has these two medicinal materials.As for the bezoar, it's not difficult, it's just that one or two is too much, but if you look for more places, you should be able to find it.
But this monkey date baffled Mrs. Wu.This monkey date is not produced in the Central Plains of China, but in the barbarian land in the south. The average Baixin may have never heard of this medicinal material.Even the entire Sun Mansion has only three monkey dates.
At this time, Mrs. Wu looked at the monk with a distressed face, and said, "Sir, there are only three monkey dates in Sun Mansion, so I wonder if we can use other medicinal materials instead?"
"Substituting is not impossible, it's just..." At this time, the monk hesitated.
"Just what?" Seeing the monk's tone, Mrs. Wu immediately understood that there were alternative medicinal materials, and asked quickly.
The monk looked at Mrs. Wu timidly, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and said, "Three is three, but the effect may not be satisfactory."
Hearing what the monk said, Mrs. Wu suddenly became anxious.If the poison in Sun Jian's body cannot be completely removed, what if it relapses in the future? "If you have anything to say, sir, please tell me. I will never blame you."
Even though Mrs. Wu said this, the monk still hesitated for a long time without explaining the reason.
The more Mrs. Wu saw the monk like this, the more anxious she became, she almost knelt down for the monk.Of course, it wasn't that she didn't kneel, but was stopped by Ye Mo and the monk, and she couldn't kneel even if she wanted to.
"Sir, just show mercy and save my husband. No matter what conditions you ask, I will agree to you." Mrs. Wu saw that the monk has been refusing to mention the substitute of monkey dates, and she burst into tears immediately. Lose.
"Mother, Mr. Zhong Jing hasn't left Jianye yet, let's go to ask Mr. Zhong Jing, why should we kneel to him here!" At this time, Sun Quan couldn't see it anymore.His mother was about to kneel down, yet the person brought by Ye Mo still refused to name the substitute for monkey dates.
As soon as Sun Quan finished speaking, Mrs. Wu slapped Sun Quan in the face.Moreover, Mrs. Wu's slap was extremely hard, and a red slap mark immediately appeared on Sun Quan's face.
"Shut up, Mr. Zhongjing showed your father the wound before, but he didn't find the poison in your father's body. If you go to ask Mr. Zhongjing at this time, can Mr. Zhongjing have a solution?" Wu At this time, the lady was not only angry at Sun Quan for talking nonsense, she even complained a little about Zhang Ji.
At this time, Sun Jian couldn't stand it anymore. Before his two sons pinched each other and Mrs. Wu slapped Sun Ce, he couldn't move at that time, so naturally he could only pretend that nothing happened.But now, his wife begged the monk hard, and even slapped Sun Quan because of it, which made Sun Jian couldn't stand it anymore.
"Enough is enough. I, Sun, believe that life and death are determined, and wealth is in the sky. If you survive this catastrophe, you must have a blessing in the future. Since this gentleman refuses to say that, there is naturally a reason for him. Why ask for it?" What about it?" Sun Jian could see it, but the last sentence made Ye Mo feel a little embarrassed.
As soon as Sun Jian said this, if the monk didn't mention the substitute of monkey dates, he would probably be considered stingy by Sun Jian.
"It's not hard to find a substitute for the monkey date, but it's a bit difficult for General Sun." The monk looked at Ye Mo's face, and immediately said to Sun Jian.
After hearing what the monk said, Sun Jian laughed "haha" and said: "Sir, how can it be difficult for Sun to detoxify him? Sir, just tell me the medicinal materials."
"That medicinal material is human feces." The monk seemed to have made up his mind and said to Sun Ce.
As soon as the monk finished speaking, everyone in the room fell silent.The expression on Ye Mo's face was even more exciting. I didn't expect that monk to come up with such a substitute. It was to make Sun Jian eat shit.
The monk seemed to have guessed that everyone would behave like this, so he said again: "I didn't say it before, just because I was afraid that the general would misunderstand. Since General Sun must know the substitute for the monkey date, then I have no choice but to excuse me."
"Fart, why are you eating shit!" At this time, Sun Quan stood up again, pointed at the monk and cursed.
When Sun Quan didn't say that, Sun Jian could barely accept it.But when Sun Quan said this, Sun Jian immediately seemed as if he had eaten shit now, and his expression was as exciting as it could be.
"In that case, then just eat shit." Sun Jian gritted his teeth and said as if he had made a great determination.
(End of this chapter)
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