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Chapter 141 It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge
Chapter 141 A Gentleman's Revenge, Ten Days Are Not Too Late
"It dares to eat shit, do you dare?"
"I'll charge you 100 from now on" inexplicably hit Peishu's joke, the key is that Ziqiang's joke skills are too strong, no matter what kind of joke comes into his mouth, it will be different, that expression, that tone, are so wonderful up..
"66666666666" Pei Shu had no choice but to present a screen full of 666.But thinking of chi shit, in fact, self-improvement has another nickname besides bald boy, TFboy, and Xiaoqiang, which is called chi shit strong
"I remembered that law class again." Pei Shu suppressed a smile..
"Oh—" Ziqiang seemed unusually indifferent.
In that law class, the old professor told a story, saying that the kindergarten teacher took a group of students to go on a spring outing. After that, a student named Xiaoqiang walked at the end, and accidentally fell into the cesspit. The cesspit The cesspit was like a swamp, and Xiaoqiang's body gradually sank. Xiaoqiang raised his hands and shouted for help.
"Daddy Yami, teacher save me"
"help!"
When the old professor talked about this, Pei Shu couldn't stop laughing at that time, and Xiaoqiang next to him was pale, and the breeze was blowing a little black hair on his head.You fucking tease me, if you fall, you fall, you fall into the cesspit, it’s fine if you fall into the cesspit, your whole protagonist has the same name as me..
But the old lecturer naturally wouldn't pay attention and continued talking.
The kindergarten teacher happened to be a female teacher, she could swim, but the female teacher thought the cesspit was too dirty, so she didn’t go down to save Xiaoqiang..
I don't need to say more about the poor Xiaoqiang's ending..
Let's start asking questions, the question is: Should this kindergarten teacher be responsible?..
The following melon-eating students answered very enthusiastically this time
"Ah—teacher, I think this kindergarten teacher should be responsible, because she brought out the students."
"Ah, teacher, I think this kindergarten teacher should take full responsibility, because she can swim, it's too cruel for her to stare at her student Xiaoqiang Goudai like this."
At this time, a different voice came from a dark corner in the back row.
"Funny, Xiaoqiang would be afraid of this? He ate up the shit neatly, he was rescued!!"
After three seconds of complete silence,
"Hahahahaha"
The whole audience was immersed in a sea of joy. From then on, people often used the joke to make fun of themselves.
In the end.. Self-improvement can only be accepted, and he even released a bold statement. If he eats a mouthful of shit, Jack Ma will give him 1 yuan. He can bankrupt Jack Ma!
"Okay, let's change the subject." Seeing Ziqiang's gloomy expression, Pei Shu didn't continue talking even though he knew that he was probably pretending.
"By the way, did you receive the beauty pills I sent last night?" Peishu asked.
"No, but I have already received a text message on my mobile phone to pick up the courier at noon..."
"It seems that there will be a good show tonight." The corner of Pei Shu's mouth rose.
Dududu... Peishu lowered his head and picked up the number that turned out to be a female police officer's. When borrowing the phone, he looked at Chen Cheng, and then shouted guiltily...
"Hey, is this Xiao Feifei?"
"Humph"
"Good news or bad news, which one do you want to hear?" Han Xiafei's cold voice came from the other end of the phone..
"Let's talk about the bad news first," Pei Shu immediately replied, because Pei Shu has his own unique insights in this regard.Tell the bad news first, and then listen to the good news, then the good news will dilute or reverse the bad news. If you listen to the good news first, then the next bad news will destroy the joyful mood brought by the good news.Or it can be understood in this way, if you have prepared for the worst of any one thing, then the rest is good news.
"The bad news is that you have to treat me to dinner," Han Xiafei said leisurely
"Wow, inviting a beautiful woman to dinner is also called bad news, so I really don't know what can be considered good news." Pei Shu flattered and slapped it directly. I was even more looking forward to the good news in my heart.
"full of bullshit"
"I went to check that Meng Yan, and it turns out it's not a good thing!" Han Xiafei said angrily...
"How do you say?" Although Pei Shu vaguely guessed three points, he immediately became excited when he heard that it was really Meng Yan.Ten days is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, although it is not yet ten days.
"He takes drugs! He has a high-end apartment in XX community, which is specially used for taking drugs. His usual method is to find some peripheral girls through social software to smoke with him, and after smoking, he gathers together to prostitute Luan." Han Xiafei's voice faintly A little angry, it seems that the female police officer, who is the embodiment of justice, can't tolerate the slightest bit of sand from drug-related elements!
"Wow, can this kid with such a small body handle it?"
"Ahem... you go on, go on!"
"Humph!"
"It's not a small crime. I think you really want to try it."
"How is it possible? I'm that kind of person. Don't talk about taking drugs, I feel scared when I hear it, and I still find girls to accompany me, harming others and myself. It must be punished severely, and it must not be let go!" Pei Shu said righteously.
"Of course not"
"The tip I got is that tomorrow night, he will return to the community, and there is a high possibility that he will make some moves, so I will just go there and wait for the rabbit."
"Can you take me with you?" Pei Shu cautiously asked
"Take you with me, why do I take you with me?" Han Xiafei said warily...
"Didn't I say that I would take revenge myself?"
"And you are alone, I don't worry!" Pei Shu said "hypocritically"
Han Xiafei's heart suddenly warmed up, this unconscionable person finally has a little conscience...
"But you're not a policeman..."
"Who said I'm not a policeman?" Pei Shu smiled strangely
"Aren't those who wear police uniforms policemen?" I'm a male banker with an attire card.. At that time, I will make myself a handsome and close-fitting police uniform.You can also catch prisoners, my god, I'm a little excited just thinking about it!
"Who told you this, don't mess with crooked things!" Han Xiafei warned..
"Well, then you can pretend to be a plainclothes policeman."
"Team Han, come here quickly!" There was a rush of exclamation from the other end of the phone.
"how"
"Crack!" The phone was hung up immediately.
Pei Shu rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and then he noticed that Ziqiang, whose ear was longer than a rabbit, slammed it down..
"Oh, what are you doing?" Ziqiang rubbed his head
"If you beat me like this, no hair will grow in the place where I was beaten!"
"Where...where is another girl?" Ziqiang squinted at Peishu
"Be honest!"
(To be continued)
(End of this chapter)
"It dares to eat shit, do you dare?"
"I'll charge you 100 from now on" inexplicably hit Peishu's joke, the key is that Ziqiang's joke skills are too strong, no matter what kind of joke comes into his mouth, it will be different, that expression, that tone, are so wonderful up..
"66666666666" Pei Shu had no choice but to present a screen full of 666.But thinking of chi shit, in fact, self-improvement has another nickname besides bald boy, TFboy, and Xiaoqiang, which is called chi shit strong
"I remembered that law class again." Pei Shu suppressed a smile..
"Oh—" Ziqiang seemed unusually indifferent.
In that law class, the old professor told a story, saying that the kindergarten teacher took a group of students to go on a spring outing. After that, a student named Xiaoqiang walked at the end, and accidentally fell into the cesspit. The cesspit The cesspit was like a swamp, and Xiaoqiang's body gradually sank. Xiaoqiang raised his hands and shouted for help.
"Daddy Yami, teacher save me"
"help!"
When the old professor talked about this, Pei Shu couldn't stop laughing at that time, and Xiaoqiang next to him was pale, and the breeze was blowing a little black hair on his head.You fucking tease me, if you fall, you fall, you fall into the cesspit, it’s fine if you fall into the cesspit, your whole protagonist has the same name as me..
But the old lecturer naturally wouldn't pay attention and continued talking.
The kindergarten teacher happened to be a female teacher, she could swim, but the female teacher thought the cesspit was too dirty, so she didn’t go down to save Xiaoqiang..
I don't need to say more about the poor Xiaoqiang's ending..
Let's start asking questions, the question is: Should this kindergarten teacher be responsible?..
The following melon-eating students answered very enthusiastically this time
"Ah—teacher, I think this kindergarten teacher should be responsible, because she brought out the students."
"Ah, teacher, I think this kindergarten teacher should take full responsibility, because she can swim, it's too cruel for her to stare at her student Xiaoqiang Goudai like this."
At this time, a different voice came from a dark corner in the back row.
"Funny, Xiaoqiang would be afraid of this? He ate up the shit neatly, he was rescued!!"
After three seconds of complete silence,
"Hahahahaha"
The whole audience was immersed in a sea of joy. From then on, people often used the joke to make fun of themselves.
In the end.. Self-improvement can only be accepted, and he even released a bold statement. If he eats a mouthful of shit, Jack Ma will give him 1 yuan. He can bankrupt Jack Ma!
"Okay, let's change the subject." Seeing Ziqiang's gloomy expression, Pei Shu didn't continue talking even though he knew that he was probably pretending.
"By the way, did you receive the beauty pills I sent last night?" Peishu asked.
"No, but I have already received a text message on my mobile phone to pick up the courier at noon..."
"It seems that there will be a good show tonight." The corner of Pei Shu's mouth rose.
Dududu... Peishu lowered his head and picked up the number that turned out to be a female police officer's. When borrowing the phone, he looked at Chen Cheng, and then shouted guiltily...
"Hey, is this Xiao Feifei?"
"Humph"
"Good news or bad news, which one do you want to hear?" Han Xiafei's cold voice came from the other end of the phone..
"Let's talk about the bad news first," Pei Shu immediately replied, because Pei Shu has his own unique insights in this regard.Tell the bad news first, and then listen to the good news, then the good news will dilute or reverse the bad news. If you listen to the good news first, then the next bad news will destroy the joyful mood brought by the good news.Or it can be understood in this way, if you have prepared for the worst of any one thing, then the rest is good news.
"The bad news is that you have to treat me to dinner," Han Xiafei said leisurely
"Wow, inviting a beautiful woman to dinner is also called bad news, so I really don't know what can be considered good news." Pei Shu flattered and slapped it directly. I was even more looking forward to the good news in my heart.
"full of bullshit"
"I went to check that Meng Yan, and it turns out it's not a good thing!" Han Xiafei said angrily...
"How do you say?" Although Pei Shu vaguely guessed three points, he immediately became excited when he heard that it was really Meng Yan.Ten days is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, although it is not yet ten days.
"He takes drugs! He has a high-end apartment in XX community, which is specially used for taking drugs. His usual method is to find some peripheral girls through social software to smoke with him, and after smoking, he gathers together to prostitute Luan." Han Xiafei's voice faintly A little angry, it seems that the female police officer, who is the embodiment of justice, can't tolerate the slightest bit of sand from drug-related elements!
"Wow, can this kid with such a small body handle it?"
"Ahem... you go on, go on!"
"Humph!"
"It's not a small crime. I think you really want to try it."
"How is it possible? I'm that kind of person. Don't talk about taking drugs, I feel scared when I hear it, and I still find girls to accompany me, harming others and myself. It must be punished severely, and it must not be let go!" Pei Shu said righteously.
"Of course not"
"The tip I got is that tomorrow night, he will return to the community, and there is a high possibility that he will make some moves, so I will just go there and wait for the rabbit."
"Can you take me with you?" Pei Shu cautiously asked
"Take you with me, why do I take you with me?" Han Xiafei said warily...
"Didn't I say that I would take revenge myself?"
"And you are alone, I don't worry!" Pei Shu said "hypocritically"
Han Xiafei's heart suddenly warmed up, this unconscionable person finally has a little conscience...
"But you're not a policeman..."
"Who said I'm not a policeman?" Pei Shu smiled strangely
"Aren't those who wear police uniforms policemen?" I'm a male banker with an attire card.. At that time, I will make myself a handsome and close-fitting police uniform.You can also catch prisoners, my god, I'm a little excited just thinking about it!
"Who told you this, don't mess with crooked things!" Han Xiafei warned..
"Well, then you can pretend to be a plainclothes policeman."
"Team Han, come here quickly!" There was a rush of exclamation from the other end of the phone.
"how"
"Crack!" The phone was hung up immediately.
Pei Shu rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and then he noticed that Ziqiang, whose ear was longer than a rabbit, slammed it down..
"Oh, what are you doing?" Ziqiang rubbed his head
"If you beat me like this, no hair will grow in the place where I was beaten!"
"Where...where is another girl?" Ziqiang squinted at Peishu
"Be honest!"
(To be continued)
(End of this chapter)
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