I have a House of Requirement

Chapter 52 The Ideal World ([-])

Wu Fengling, 52 years old this year.

She is a standard housewife and has been married to her husband for 25 years.The relationship between husband and wife is very good, and the family is harmonious and beautiful.

Wu Fengling also has a son named Lin Huan.I am 22 years old and have just graduated from school.

She always felt that her son was sent by the heavens to torture her little ancestor. If it wasn't because he was her own son, she might have been beaten to death by herself long ago.

Ever since he was a child, Lin Huan was not a child who made himself worry-free, especially when it came to homework.

To put it simply, if you don't do your homework, your mother will be kind and filial, and once you do your homework, you will be overwhelmed.

Wu Fengling recalled the scenes of teaching her son to do homework since she was a child. It was a terrible nightmare.

math problem.

“儿子，妈妈问你。为什么在这张考卷上你写了2+2=4，可为什么2x2=3了呢？”

"Because 2+2 is already equal to 4!"

English questions.

Wu Fengling pointed to the letter W and asked her son.

"Son, how do you pronounce these two?"

"Don't slip!"

Wu Fengling pointed to the small letter w next to it, and asked again.

"What about this?"

"Little boy!"

Pinyin.

baluobo.

"Son, how do you pronounce these pinyin?"

"Grilled pineapple~"

"No, it's pulling carrots~"

"Oh~Pull carrots~"

Look at pictures and write.

In the book, a barber is cutting a child's hair.

"Son, what is this called?"

"Behead!"

There are five words in the title, eat, meat, dog, small, love.

"Son, you use these five words to make a sentence."

"I love puppy meat."

English.

"Son, what word should follow the English verb?"

"Take a shot!"

spelling questions.

hanzu.

"Son, you can write these two pinyin Chinese characters."

Lin Huan nodded and wrote two words on it.

Sweaty feet.

picture.

There is a picture of a horse on the book.

"Ma~ son, read it to mom. What ah ma~"

"Walmart~"

Wu Fengling pointed to the word waterfall in the book.

"Son, do you know how to pronounce these two words?"

"do not know."

"Mom taught you, Waterfall~ One reads pu and the other reads bu. Do you understand?"

"understood."

"you try."

"rag!"

ask.

"Son, how do you pronounce the word "one door, one mouth?"

"The door!"

There are two sorted boxes in the title.

"Son, here are two bins for vegetables and meat. So where should the radishes go?"

"Put it in the refrigerator!"

Topics, use the end to make sentences.

"Son, make a sentence out of this."

Xiao Lin Huan nodded and wrote a sentence on it.

Why on earth should I do my homework?
In the textbook, the four masters and apprentices of Journey to the West, Tang Seng, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sha, are drawn. The problem is to write down how many people are in the picture.

"Son, why did you write 2? Aren't these four people?"

Xiao Lin Huan pointed at Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie and said.

"Because the two of them are not human."

A teacher took 24 children to the park to play, which car is more suitable?

30 seats, 24 seats, 19 seats.

"Son, why did you tick the car for 24 people?"

"The children all have their seats."

"What about the teacher?"

"Teacher can stand."

Make up sentences.

Shadow is always with me, like a little black dog.

"Son, you also come to use so-and-so to accompany me often, just try to make a sentence."

"Mom always stays with me, like a little black dog."

math problem.

If you have 20 yuan in your hand, a flatbread is 5 yuan.You bought two pancakes, how much money do you have left?

"Son, why did you write that there are 20 yuan left?"

"Because I paid with WeChat on my mobile phone."

There are five words in the title.

Shanghai, going to, do you, you.

"Son, you use these five words to make a sentence."

"Are you going to Shanghai?"

There are four small animals in the title, namely goldfish, chicken, duckling, and big white goose. Please find out the different animals among them.

"Son, why did you circle the chick?"

"Because chicks can't swim!"

Wu Fengling:? ? ?

Fill in the blanks.

"Son, what shall we play () when the national flag is raised?"

"Slap those disobedient children!"

math problem.

"Son, one pig = two sheep. Then two pigs = how many sheep?"

"A sheep!"

math problem.

Son, there are 15 chicks in the pasture.Five chickens were captured by an eagle, how many chickens are left now?
"Son, how many do you think are left?"

"11!"

"why?"

"Because there is an old hen!"

math problem.

There are 16 bear toys on the table, and 7 can be placed in a gift box, so how many gift boxes do we need to hold the bear toys?
"Son, why did you fill in 2 gift boxes?"

"Because the remaining two can be placed on hand."

Look at the picture and fill in the words.

"Son, why did you write a worker cow under a cow. Do you ever feel like you wrote something wrong?"

"no!"

"why?"

"Because of a working cow, a working cow!"

English.

skirt.

"Son, how do you pronounce this word?"

"skr~skr~skr~"

Poetry recitation.

"I advise you to drink more wine, what is the next sentence?"

"This wine should only exist in the sky!"

math problem.

"Son, look at this question. You went to buy a football, gave 55 yuan, and got 5 yuan back. So how much does this football cost?"

"Why pay 55, wouldn't it be better to just give 50?"

Wu Fengling:
math problem.

Xiao Ming and his five classmates planted trees together, and each of them planted three trees. How many trees were planted in total?

"Son, why did you write that you planted 18 trees in total?"

"Because there are 6 people!"

"Where did the six people come from?"

"Mom, you are so stupid. You, Xiao Ming, planted trees with five of his classmates. Xiao Ming and his five classmates. Isn't this 6 people?"

Wu Fengling:? ? ?

Fill in centimeters and meters before the nouns below.

"Son, how about a washing machine of one () and a pencil of fifteen ()?"

"A centimeter refrigerator! A 15-meter pencil!"

"Our washing machine is only one centimeter? How do you write with a 15-meter pencil? Are you trying to annoy me on purpose? Believe it or not, I will take out a 40-meter knife and chop you to death!"

"Hold it, just enough to sharpen my pencil!"

"Are you trying to piss me off?"

"I don't want to. If I'm so angry, I won't have a mother. Mom, you have to calm down. Calm down!"

"Don't call me mom, I don't have a mom like you!"

Whenever she thinks of these old events, Wu Fengling can't help but want to laugh and cry.

Therefore, Wu Fengling has been tutoring her son academically since she was a child, and she has strictly disciplined Lin Huan.Finally, with her efforts, Lin Huan was admitted to the ideal university.

Since her son graduated from school, Wu Fengling asked him to take the civil service exam in order to let him live a stable life.

Unexpectedly, his son was determined not to take the civil service exam.

For this reason, the mother and son also quarreled many times.

But no matter what he told his son, he just didn't want to take the civil service exam.

Now my son has graduated for half a year, and has stayed at home since graduation and has not gone out to work.

And as soon as his son Lin Huan saw him at home, his face would immediately pull down.

Wu Fengling didn't understand that she was thinking of her son Lin Huan wholeheartedly, but why didn't her son understand her good intentions?
The same is true of my husband, and he also said that he should let his son decide the future and the future path by himself.

But the son is still so young, what can he know?
If I don't think about the future for my son, he will definitely regret it!
Silent night.

Wu Fengling's husband had fallen asleep, but she couldn't fall asleep because of tossing and turning.

Suddenly, a strange idea appeared in Wu Fengling's mind.

"Last time I heard someone say that there is a Room of Response in the Xinhe Old Street not far from home. Why don't you go there and see for yourself?"

By accident, Wu Fengling put on a coat and went out.

When she came to Xinhe Old Street, she only saw the dilapidated, cold and empty old street.

Wu Fengling suddenly laughed at herself.

"Am I really in a daze? How can I believe such nonsense? Oh, go back soon."

Time, 12:00 midnight.

An ancient house compound shining with silver-white light appeared.

(End of this chapter)