I have a House of Requirement

Chapter 34 Talent Glass (Twenty)
I'm going to Two-dimensional: Damn, these pictures seem to be based on the prototypes of the teachers of Neon, right?

I want to go Two-dimensional: this character proportion, this composition, this lightness, this line, this fairy style.I lean on lean on lean! !Isn't this too hanging?This is not a teacher, this is simply a goddess!

I'm going to Two-dimensional: I feel like I spent ten years painting on the dog's belly, I committed suicide, I'd better go back to my Two-dimensional, goodbye!
At the same time, the group of people who were originally only diving in the group were also blown out.

Men are not hooligans and have abnormal development: Is this the god who came to our fish pond to fry fish?
Lunatic asylum graduate: Nonsense, this must be someone who is idle and bored to pretend to be cute
I am the most handsome in the whole kindergarten: Fuck, this is too strong.God, please hug your thigh!
When I go crazy, I am afraid: Damn, the more I look at it, the more my confidence is hit, and I don’t want to learn to draw anymore.
The leader of the fairy world: Great God, take me as your apprentice, I am a little fairy, I can warm your bed for you!
Gain three catties every festive season: Have you noticed that this seems to be drawn with a black pen?
What the hell is the screen name: Damn!It was only after you reminded me that this was actually a picture drawn with a black pen!God, are you the reincarnation of Da Vinci? ?

After the netizens in the group found out that Lu Mu's paintings were drawn with black ink brushes, they immediately fell into madness!
For a while, Lu Mu received many private chats.They are basically looking for teaching, and there are two who want to spend money to learn from the teacher, and there is a fairy world who is responsible for warming the bed for himself.

Seeing the series of news gave Lu Mu a bit of a headache, so he had to post a sentence in the group.

Lu Bu: I really can only draw figures, not clothes.Can any of you help me put on some clothes? I'd be very grateful.
I'm going to Two-dimensional: God is joking again, God please advise, don't pretend to be new
Men are not hooligans and have abnormal development: the god is joking again, please give me advice, don’t pretend to be new
The most handsome in the whole kindergarten: God is joking again, please give advice, don’t pretend to be new
The Fairy Realm is the leader: The Great God is joking again, the Great God asks for advice, don’t pretend to be new
Crazy asylum graduate: God is joking again, God please advise, don’t pretend to be new
When I go crazy, I am afraid: God is joking again, God please guide me, don’t pretend to be new
The sand sculpture netizens in the group began to enter the repeater mode, which made Lu Mu feel extremely helpless.

I really want you to add clothes to my paintings, I am not some great god.

But looking at the reactions of these sand sculpture netizens now, I really don't know what to do now.No matter what they say, they will think that they are the great gods pretending to be cute.

This is how to do?
Suddenly, a person in the QQ group stood up.

Feng Huo Sao Princes: Great God, to be honest, your paintings are really amazing.Everyone knows your level, but I still suggest you withdraw immediately.Your figure painting with no clothes on may be considered as spreading obscenity, I suggest you add clothes and then come out to pretend to be aggressive.Otherwise, be careful of the water meter being checked at home!
As soon as this remark came out, other netizens also agreed.

This user has become a fairy: one thing to say, indeed

Banana, you potato: Yes, Master, I advise you to dismantle the water meter now.
If you don’t come here again, Mr. Xianggong, they will pass by: quickly withdraw, it will be too late

I want to eat but not gain weight: This is really true, maybe the police uncle is already on his way

I am an octopus: Congratulations to God, I am happy to have a one-day trip to the police station! !
Serious person who keeps a diary: I heard that if group members spread obscene materials, even the group owner will be punished.Group owner, we will go to the bureau to see you when the time comes! @Second Master
Er Ye: Damn!real or fake?Great God, please withdraw quickly, our group is not considered a large group, but there are hundreds of people anyway!If you don't want to kill me, I will kill you! @吕布
Who's in the dark: it's late, I've already called the police uncle
My husband, if you don’t come over, I will go over:.
If you want to eat but not get fat: .
I am an octopus:.
Madhouse graduates: .
The most handsome in the whole kindergarten:
When I go crazy, I am afraid:
Lu Mu was stunned.

seriously?I don't understand myself!

Forget it, quickly withdraw!
Lu Mu hesitated.

He immediately and decisively chose to withdraw the pictures, and even withdrew from the QQ group on the spot.

Reminder message: Lu Bu has quit this group

Who's in the shadows: ?bro i'm kidding

System prompt; who is in the dark (3629613xx) was banned for a day by the third master of the group management

Whoever committed suicide in the dark made everyone in the group burst into laughter, and the air inside and outside the group was filled with joy.

On the other side, Lu Mu turned off the computer, and fell powerlessly on the bed again.

He is really confused now. What should he do now?

By the way, is it possible to be the owner of the Room of Requirement?
Why are the talents given to them by these talent glasses all very tasteless skills?

But for Lu Mu at the moment, what he is most worried about is what if the police really come to check his water meter in a while?
After all, I should still blame this weird talent glass, what kind of fake talent was given to me?

Lu Mu really had no idea, and wanted to call Liu Youyou for help.But when he thought that he was at work now, he dismissed the idea.

"Forget it, I don't want to."

He struggled for a long time but couldn't figure out what to do, so he simply gave up.

Lu Mu turned on the computer again, clicked on Conan and watched a few episodes casually.

Around twelve o'clock at noon, Lu Mu felt a little hungry, and was about to go out for lunch.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

Suddenly hearing a knock on the door, Lu Mu couldn't help feeling a little guilty.

No way, did the police really come to my house to check the water meter?
I am a good person!

I really didn't know that it was illegal!
How to do how to do?
Just as Lu Mu was struggling, another voice came from outside the door.

"Hi, there is your courier. Please come out and sign for it."

Hearing this voice, Lu Mu breathed a sigh of relief.

It turned out to be a courier, which scared me a lot.

But when did I buy express delivery?

Lu Mu thought about it in his mind, but he didn't have the slightest impression.But he still got up quickly and opened the door for the person who came, he couldn't make others wait anxiously, could he?

He hurriedly opened the door, but he didn't expect that the person standing outside the door was actually a policeman!
Lu Mu was dumbfounded.

What about the express delivery?

Are there so many police routines these days?

What made Lu Mu even more confused was that the policeman who came to his home this time was actually his old acquaintance, Officer Jinda!

Officer Jinda didn't seem to expect that the person who opened the door would be Lu Mu, and was also stunned.But he was a policeman after all, so he immediately came back to his senses and asked.

"Lu Mu?"

Lu Mu didn't speak, but nodded stupidly.

In order to confirm, Officer Kinda asked again.

"Lu Mu, you live here, right? It's not someone else's room. You've been staying at home today, right?"

Lu Mu didn't want to lie, so he nodded and admitted.

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Officer Jinda's expression suddenly became extremely serious, and he immediately said in a deep voice.

"Lu Mu. You are suspected of spreading illegal pornographic images on the Internet. Now come with us to the bureau."

Lu Mu was completely dumbfounded.

"what?"

(End of this chapter)