I have a House of Requirement
Chapter 159 Amnestics (6)
Chapter 159 Amnestics ([-])
Zhou Mingrui and Wang Tao were stunned when they heard Li Jie's inexplicable words.
Why did you bring this up all of a sudden?
Zhou Mingrui nodded in a daze.
"Oh? Okay, Li Jie, do you want to sing? But among Stefanie Sun's songs, I still like her song "Meeting" the best."
Wang Tao nodded quickly.
"I know, I know. Who will I meet, what kind of dialogue will I meet, and how far into the future is the person I'm waiting for. Is this one? I also like it very much."
"No!" Li Jie looked into Zhou Mingrui's eyes and said sternly. "You can't sing Encounter! You must sing Green Light! Do you understand?"
Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui looked at each other, but they really didn't understand.
Zhou Mingrui scratched his head in some embarrassment.
"Okay, green light is green light. It's not singing any song."
Li Jie nodded in relief, and asked with a look of expectation.
"So, Zhou Mingrui, do you understand?"
"Ah? Understand what?"
Zhou Mingrui was stunned and really couldn't understand.
Li Jie sighed inwardly.
Zhou Mingrui, why are you so stupid?
Green light!Green~~~~ Light!green! !Light!
How come you don't understand this?
Seeing that the two roommates in front of him looked confused, Li Jie had no choice but to speak again.
"Zhou Mingrui, let me tell you this. You eat more green vegetables recently, you know?"
Zhou Mingrui was taken aback again.
"Huh? Green vegetables? What do you mean?"
"It's green vegetables! Green vegetables!"
Zhou Mingrui replied in a daze.
"Green vegetables? Do you mean peppers, carrots, mushrooms?"
"No, no! It's not those!" Li Jie quickly explained to Zhou Mingrui when he heard that Zhou Mingrui still didn't understand. "Those are wrong. Only green vegetables are good. For example, green vegetables, spinach, leeks, cucumbers, kelp, etc. You must eat more."
Seeing this, Wang Tao interrupted.
"Kelp is not a vegetable, is it?"
Li Jie immediately shouted at Wang Tao.
"Shut up! I said yes."
Zhou Mingrui really couldn't understand what Li Jie was trying to say, so he could only nod his head in a daze.
"Actually, my gastrointestinal digestion has been okay recently. But forget it, just eat it if you want. I remember the green vegetables."
Li Jie nodded immediately when he heard Zhou Mingrui's words.
"Yeah. So, Zhou Mingrui, do you understand?"
Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui looked at each other again.
What do you understand?
Wang Tao replied with some confusion.
"Eating more green vegetables can improve the intestines and stomach, and be good for your health?"
Zhou Mingrui also seemed to suddenly realize.
"Oh! I understand. Li Jie wants us to eat healthier, so as to ensure our health. Right?"
Li Jie mentally lamented and sighed.
There is a problem with your understanding direction!
The point is not the vegetables!
But the color, green!
How can you two be so stupid?
If you don't understand this, how should you explain it to yourself?
Got it!I figured it out!
Li Jie collected himself, and then said to the two roommates.
"Do you know, recently I started to like to watch Happy and Big Big Wolf. It's very interesting!"
Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui were suddenly confused when they heard Li Jie's words.
Zhou Mingrui asked a little strangely.
"Li Jie, do you still like to watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf? Isn't this for children? Why do you like it?"
Wang Tao also nodded.
"I can't tell, Li Jie is quite innocent."
Li Jie immediately interrupted Wang Tao, and then explained.
"It's not about innocence! I watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf because I can learn from them. Do you know what I have learned?"
Although Wang Tao didn't know why, he replied after thinking about it.
"Although our life often encounters difficulties and dangers, should we use our wisdom to overcome difficulties like Xi Yangyang?"
Li Jie shook his head immediately.
"No! Zhou Mingrui, tell me!"
Zhou Mingrui looked at Wang Tao, then scratched his head and said uncertainly.
"Although our life will be like Big Big Wolf, we may encounter many difficulties and setbacks. But we must not give up. Should we persevere like Big Big Wolf?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Li Jie collapsed.
Can’t you understand this?
I am asking you to see the essence through the phenomenon, not for the two of you to sum up the chicken soup here!
The two roommates standing opposite Li Jie were a little confused.
Wang Tao asked directly.
"Li Jie, tell us directly. What did you learn from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?"
"It's very simple." Li Jie was helpless and sighed with some hatred. "Through this cartoon, one thing we can all learn is that Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf both live on the green grassland. Do you understand now?"
Wang Tao:? ? ?
Zhou Mingrui:? ? ?
That's it?
Isn’t this all fucking bullshit?
Do I fucking need you to teach me?
When Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui heard what Li Jie had said in the end, they wanted to drag Li Jie to the toilet and teach him something.
Can Qingqing Grassland not understand?
Li Jie here also looked helpless.
He had no choice but to let his brain run wildly and start a brainstorm in his mind.
How about putting a picture with a green background in your WeChat Moments, and then setting this Moments to only be visible to Zhou Mingrui?
No!
What if this kid didn't see it?
Isn't he blind for nothing?
Then why don't you give him a pair of yellow sunglasses, and then send this kid a picture of the blue sea.
Because when the two colors yellow and blue are superimposed together, they will overlap to form green.
So when Zhou Mingrui, who was wearing yellow sunglasses, saw the blue sea, he would find out.
ah!The sea is all water, just a little greener.
no!I am already poor, where can I get him sunglasses?
The green clothes that were given to him directly showed Monday to Sunday, a total of seven pieces.
no!Still a waste of money.
How about giving him a certain green hat directly?
No, this is too direct.
This is already embarrassing, so giving him a cuckold is equivalent to making it public?
If he really did this, there was no guarantee that Zhou Mingrui would not fight himself desperately.
what to do then
With it, I thought of it myself!
If he doesn't realize the seriousness of this problem, then there really is nothing he can do.
Just as Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui were standing opposite him, they looked suspicious, not knowing what Li Jie was thinking.
Li Jie finally raised his head, and then looked at Zhou Mingrui.
"Zhou Mingrui, I have a question."
Zhou Mingrui was a little overwhelmed.
"Ah? You're still here! Stop asking questions. If you have something to say, just say it."
Just say I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it!
Li Jie looked at Zhou Mingrui and said solemnly.
"My question this time is very simple. Zhou Mingrui, please listen carefully. What is the fourth color of the rainbow?"
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. Red, orange, yellow, green, green
green!
Wang Tao's face suddenly changed.
He finally realized that things were not simple!
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Mingrui and Wang Tao were stunned when they heard Li Jie's inexplicable words.
Why did you bring this up all of a sudden?
Zhou Mingrui nodded in a daze.
"Oh? Okay, Li Jie, do you want to sing? But among Stefanie Sun's songs, I still like her song "Meeting" the best."
Wang Tao nodded quickly.
"I know, I know. Who will I meet, what kind of dialogue will I meet, and how far into the future is the person I'm waiting for. Is this one? I also like it very much."
"No!" Li Jie looked into Zhou Mingrui's eyes and said sternly. "You can't sing Encounter! You must sing Green Light! Do you understand?"
Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui looked at each other, but they really didn't understand.
Zhou Mingrui scratched his head in some embarrassment.
"Okay, green light is green light. It's not singing any song."
Li Jie nodded in relief, and asked with a look of expectation.
"So, Zhou Mingrui, do you understand?"
"Ah? Understand what?"
Zhou Mingrui was stunned and really couldn't understand.
Li Jie sighed inwardly.
Zhou Mingrui, why are you so stupid?
Green light!Green~~~~ Light!green! !Light!
How come you don't understand this?
Seeing that the two roommates in front of him looked confused, Li Jie had no choice but to speak again.
"Zhou Mingrui, let me tell you this. You eat more green vegetables recently, you know?"
Zhou Mingrui was taken aback again.
"Huh? Green vegetables? What do you mean?"
"It's green vegetables! Green vegetables!"
Zhou Mingrui replied in a daze.
"Green vegetables? Do you mean peppers, carrots, mushrooms?"
"No, no! It's not those!" Li Jie quickly explained to Zhou Mingrui when he heard that Zhou Mingrui still didn't understand. "Those are wrong. Only green vegetables are good. For example, green vegetables, spinach, leeks, cucumbers, kelp, etc. You must eat more."
Seeing this, Wang Tao interrupted.
"Kelp is not a vegetable, is it?"
Li Jie immediately shouted at Wang Tao.
"Shut up! I said yes."
Zhou Mingrui really couldn't understand what Li Jie was trying to say, so he could only nod his head in a daze.
"Actually, my gastrointestinal digestion has been okay recently. But forget it, just eat it if you want. I remember the green vegetables."
Li Jie nodded immediately when he heard Zhou Mingrui's words.
"Yeah. So, Zhou Mingrui, do you understand?"
Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui looked at each other again.
What do you understand?
Wang Tao replied with some confusion.
"Eating more green vegetables can improve the intestines and stomach, and be good for your health?"
Zhou Mingrui also seemed to suddenly realize.
"Oh! I understand. Li Jie wants us to eat healthier, so as to ensure our health. Right?"
Li Jie mentally lamented and sighed.
There is a problem with your understanding direction!
The point is not the vegetables!
But the color, green!
How can you two be so stupid?
If you don't understand this, how should you explain it to yourself?
Got it!I figured it out!
Li Jie collected himself, and then said to the two roommates.
"Do you know, recently I started to like to watch Happy and Big Big Wolf. It's very interesting!"
Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui were suddenly confused when they heard Li Jie's words.
Zhou Mingrui asked a little strangely.
"Li Jie, do you still like to watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf? Isn't this for children? Why do you like it?"
Wang Tao also nodded.
"I can't tell, Li Jie is quite innocent."
Li Jie immediately interrupted Wang Tao, and then explained.
"It's not about innocence! I watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf because I can learn from them. Do you know what I have learned?"
Although Wang Tao didn't know why, he replied after thinking about it.
"Although our life often encounters difficulties and dangers, should we use our wisdom to overcome difficulties like Xi Yangyang?"
Li Jie shook his head immediately.
"No! Zhou Mingrui, tell me!"
Zhou Mingrui looked at Wang Tao, then scratched his head and said uncertainly.
"Although our life will be like Big Big Wolf, we may encounter many difficulties and setbacks. But we must not give up. Should we persevere like Big Big Wolf?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
Li Jie collapsed.
Can’t you understand this?
I am asking you to see the essence through the phenomenon, not for the two of you to sum up the chicken soup here!
The two roommates standing opposite Li Jie were a little confused.
Wang Tao asked directly.
"Li Jie, tell us directly. What did you learn from Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?"
"It's very simple." Li Jie was helpless and sighed with some hatred. "Through this cartoon, one thing we can all learn is that Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf both live on the green grassland. Do you understand now?"
Wang Tao:? ? ?
Zhou Mingrui:? ? ?
That's it?
Isn’t this all fucking bullshit?
Do I fucking need you to teach me?
When Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui heard what Li Jie had said in the end, they wanted to drag Li Jie to the toilet and teach him something.
Can Qingqing Grassland not understand?
Li Jie here also looked helpless.
He had no choice but to let his brain run wildly and start a brainstorm in his mind.
How about putting a picture with a green background in your WeChat Moments, and then setting this Moments to only be visible to Zhou Mingrui?
No!
What if this kid didn't see it?
Isn't he blind for nothing?
Then why don't you give him a pair of yellow sunglasses, and then send this kid a picture of the blue sea.
Because when the two colors yellow and blue are superimposed together, they will overlap to form green.
So when Zhou Mingrui, who was wearing yellow sunglasses, saw the blue sea, he would find out.
ah!The sea is all water, just a little greener.
no!I am already poor, where can I get him sunglasses?
The green clothes that were given to him directly showed Monday to Sunday, a total of seven pieces.
no!Still a waste of money.
How about giving him a certain green hat directly?
No, this is too direct.
This is already embarrassing, so giving him a cuckold is equivalent to making it public?
If he really did this, there was no guarantee that Zhou Mingrui would not fight himself desperately.
what to do then
With it, I thought of it myself!
If he doesn't realize the seriousness of this problem, then there really is nothing he can do.
Just as Wang Tao and Zhou Mingrui were standing opposite him, they looked suspicious, not knowing what Li Jie was thinking.
Li Jie finally raised his head, and then looked at Zhou Mingrui.
"Zhou Mingrui, I have a question."
Zhou Mingrui was a little overwhelmed.
"Ah? You're still here! Stop asking questions. If you have something to say, just say it."
Just say I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it!
Li Jie looked at Zhou Mingrui and said solemnly.
"My question this time is very simple. Zhou Mingrui, please listen carefully. What is the fourth color of the rainbow?"
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. Red, orange, yellow, green, green
green!
Wang Tao's face suddenly changed.
He finally realized that things were not simple!
(End of this chapter)
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