escape from tarkov garbage system
Chapter 43
Chapter 43
Although it added a wave of benefits to Kaka's boss, he still had to sing another song for Kaka's boss on the spot.Kaka also expressed the hope that Jiang Minglang would sing "Lock Me Up".
……
After singing a song, the people in the live broadcast room still wanted to listen to it, but Jiang Minglang refused. The live broadcast has already lost his voice. If he still sings, Jiang Minglang's live broadcast career will not last long.
While waiting for the game to start, Jiang Minglang chatted with the audience to announce the good news.
"Last night, the host area manager of Douyu came to see me. This morning we signed a contract, and I am now Douyu's contracted anchor.
I just want to inform you of these things. The most important thing is that the supervisor who asked me to sign the contract today is a very beautiful young lady. "
The majority of the live broadcast room was male, and most of these males were wolf friends. When Jiang Minglang talked about beauties, he was excited.
"I know, it's Li Bingyao, I've seen it on Baidu before!"
"The anchor two planes told me Li Bingyao's contact information!"
“I just went to Baidu, it’s so beautiful!”
"I*, I've made it so hard that I want to be an anchor."
"The people upstairs don't like beautiful women, they're just interested in live broadcasts, right?"
……
Jiang Minglang laughed: "How can I tell you her contact information? After all, she is also my immediate boss. If I offend her, I will be miserable. Besides, isn't there a young lady in the live broadcast room? Ye Liang Isn’t Fangguan just a beautiful girl?”
……
"With all due respect, the anchor doesn't have any female viewers other than Yeliang girl!"
Ye Liangyue Weishuang: "The one upstairs is wrong. There are quite a lot of girls in the live broadcast room. I have contact information for several good-looking girls."
"Sister Yeliang is my reborn parent, Mom, take care of your son, he has been single for 20 years!"
……
"Shut up all the wolf friends in the live broadcast room, and those who admit their relatives are really embarrassing to us men! What a cool night, please help me with the contact information of the girl you mentioned after the broadcast."
Jiang Minglang said: I am not a pervert, I am just a check for the audience in the live broadcast room.
While chatting with the audience in the live broadcast room, Jiang Minglang was also logging in to the game, but after logging in the game, Jiang Minglang was having trouble, not knowing which map to choose.
However, it was not difficult for Jiang Minglang to go to the military base without a map, act as the sixth lieutenant, and cheat the cult to give him free money.
And yesterday July also gave a set of keys to the military base.
If you want to have fun, go get ready. Yesterday, I gave it to Liwuliu and used up the equipment in Jiang Minglang’s warehouse. Jiang Minglang’s merchant level is not enough for him to buy the equipment after playing for two days, so he can only go to the flea market to buy a suit first. equipment.
After preparing everything, Jiang Minglang walked into the road of the military base.
After entering the game, Jiang Minglang looked at the gun in his hand in a daze.
The gun was bought randomly from a flea market, and Jiang Minglang didn't know how to assemble it, so he didn't go to see how the gun was assembled. After entering the game, he found that the gun had no accessories, even the dust cover was removed. , the spring inside can still be seen on the gun body.
Jiang Minglang clicked on the attribute column of the gun and saw that the recoil had reached the maximum value and the man-machine force had reached the minimum. It can be said that any gun found in the game is stronger than the one in Jiang Minglang's hand, not even a little bit stronger.
"I*, who did this immoral thing? This is, black-hearted businessmen are not so black, right? How much are the parts worth? Even if they are worth money, this dust cover can be taken away. This person is afraid of being poor and crazy." Bar!"
Jiang Minglang tried to fire a few shots, even though he was proficient with a rifle, the muzzle still flew into the sky.
He shot at the tree, ran over to see, there was not a single bullet on the tree, and all shot elsewhere.
Jiang Minglang threw the gun away.
After throwing it away, I picked it up again, the magazine was removed, and the gun continued to be thrown.
"Tuigui, this gun is amazing!"
"Is this the gun the anchor bought for [-]?"
"Within ten meters or so, one miss!"
"Give this gun to cats, and it may have unexpected effects."
……
After throwing away the gun, Jiang Minglang became a running knife man wearing a hundred thousand equipment.
Looking at the terrain left and right, this resurrection point is in the lower left corner of the square of the cult. Not far away is a fat spot in the military base, which is also a cult room, similar to the one painted on the side of the dormitory.
After seeing his resurrection point clearly, Jiang Minglang ran towards the location of the cult room, and there was also a room for cleaning guns.
When Jiang Minglang arrived at the flat building where the cult room was located, he saw another gangster opening a cult room again.
Does this get him what he wants?Basically, every gun in the cult room can be brushed. If he picks up the gun, he still has his own way of life?
Without saying a word, Jiang Minglang rushed over with the ax in his hand.
The players were also startled when they saw Jiang Minglang coming, but they were not afraid when they saw that Jiang Minglang didn't grab it. They opened the cult room without going in, and even waved the mountain climbing tool in Jiang Minglang's hand.
"Hey! This guy is fine. You can compete with me in close combat. Don't you know that I am the number one swordsman in Tarkov? Can I be afraid of him?" There are viewers watching in the live broadcast room. How could Jiang Minglang be on the opposite side, holding a small ax Just hit the player hard.
If the player chooses to fight Jiang Minglang with a bayonet instead of going into the cult room to pick up a gun, he is sure that he will not be too bad in close combat.A spiritual move avoided this attack, and by the way, he stabbed Jiang Minglang's bull.
Jiang Minglang was unable to dodge, and Niu Zi was directly injured.But it's not serious, after all, he has [-] pieces of equipment on him.He adjusted his position and stabbed the toy again.
That player was really ruthless, he didn't get hit all at once, Jiang Minglang turned red all over, and became a typical little red man.
The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing like crazy, this player clearly looked down on Jiang Minglang's sword skills!
"Is this the strength of Takov's number one sword god? I have seen it."
"Brother, be merciful, he is dying!"
"Let the prodigal son add blood, don't hang up."
Mumu: "As long as the anchor kills this player, a plane will send it directly to him! No kidding!"
"Mumu kills people and kills people!"
……
Jiang Minglang also noticed that he was not the opponent of the player on the other side at all. He could find a chance to attack him in every place, but he couldn't even hit any side. level.
Jiang Minglang also acted shamelessly and added blood to himself in front of the player.
That player didn't stop him from turning around and going into the cult room to pick up the things inside.
Jiang Minglang didn't run away either, and just watched the player pick up the gun after adding blood: "We lost this one, and the master doesn't seem to intend to kill me, so let's just follow the master's ass here."
……
"You, a high-ranking player who was officially invited to do material, are still pretending to be a little brother?"
"Be careful what you say upstairs, you can't even fight with a bayonet, what is high play!"
“It’s okay to pretend to be a rookie”
"The anchor is a bit shameless this time."
……
"It's reasonable, now that we've met a great god, won't I be allowed to hug my thighs!" Jiang Minglang was not joking, he finally met a great god, and the great god didn't kill himself, how comfortable it would be to hug his thighs.
After the player finished taking the things in the cult room, he came out with two guns on his back, a spray gun, and an m416. Jiang Minglang didn't know what else was in the cult room.
After the master came out, he saw that Jiang Minglang was still there, so he ran over and threw the m416 to Jiang Minglang, shaking the figure, motioning to pick it up.
"Did you see! The Great God is going to take me to fly, so let's follow the Great God this time, and reflect in the small dark room of those who asked me to shoot people with guns, what kind of psychology do you have?"
After the master saw Jiang Minglang pick up the gun, he walked forward and prepared to go to the weapons room opposite.
Jiang Minglang was chasing after him. Hearing the voice behind him, the Great Master looked back, and then pointed at the door with his gun: Get out of here quickly!
"That's not okay. If you let me go, I'll go. Doesn't that make me lose face? I'll follow you, unless you kill me."
Jiang Minglang shook the mouse, saying no!
The master fired a shot at Jiang Minglang's feet: "If you leave, I'll fuck you!"
Jiang Minglang continued to shake his head: No way.
"Even if I die today, I will follow you. If I die, I will go out and add friends!" Jiang Minglang turned on the cheating mode.
The Great Master was probably thinking, and if he didn't move for a long time, Jiang Minglang wouldn't move either.
Finally, the master gave up, turned around and opened the weapon room.
"See, I used my sincerity to impress the Great God, so be careful!"
……
"Are you sure you are sincere and not acting like a baby?"
"The anchor has already embarked on a shameless path."
"The one above is wrong, the anchor has already gone a long way on the road of thick skin!"
"Why can't I meet such a person when I play games?"
"All the great gods I met were shot in the eye and I lost them!"
……
Jiang Minglang followed behind the master, the master picked up things, he watched, the master pressed the bullet, he watched... just like a dog!
It may also be that the great god was moved by Jiang Minglang, but it should be more of a compromise.Put away the gun, tap the bullet on the table with a mountaineering tool: you shameless, take the bullet.
Jiang Minglang obeyed obediently, picked it up and saw it was a BS bullet.
"The Great God is very kind to me, he gave me all the BS bullets, so be careful!"
……
There aren't many things in the weapons room, just an AKM, some bullets, and some accessories.
After the two of them divided the things, the great master went out, followed by Jiang Minglang.
(End of this chapter)
Although it added a wave of benefits to Kaka's boss, he still had to sing another song for Kaka's boss on the spot.Kaka also expressed the hope that Jiang Minglang would sing "Lock Me Up".
……
After singing a song, the people in the live broadcast room still wanted to listen to it, but Jiang Minglang refused. The live broadcast has already lost his voice. If he still sings, Jiang Minglang's live broadcast career will not last long.
While waiting for the game to start, Jiang Minglang chatted with the audience to announce the good news.
"Last night, the host area manager of Douyu came to see me. This morning we signed a contract, and I am now Douyu's contracted anchor.
I just want to inform you of these things. The most important thing is that the supervisor who asked me to sign the contract today is a very beautiful young lady. "
The majority of the live broadcast room was male, and most of these males were wolf friends. When Jiang Minglang talked about beauties, he was excited.
"I know, it's Li Bingyao, I've seen it on Baidu before!"
"The anchor two planes told me Li Bingyao's contact information!"
“I just went to Baidu, it’s so beautiful!”
"I*, I've made it so hard that I want to be an anchor."
"The people upstairs don't like beautiful women, they're just interested in live broadcasts, right?"
……
Jiang Minglang laughed: "How can I tell you her contact information? After all, she is also my immediate boss. If I offend her, I will be miserable. Besides, isn't there a young lady in the live broadcast room? Ye Liang Isn’t Fangguan just a beautiful girl?”
……
"With all due respect, the anchor doesn't have any female viewers other than Yeliang girl!"
Ye Liangyue Weishuang: "The one upstairs is wrong. There are quite a lot of girls in the live broadcast room. I have contact information for several good-looking girls."
"Sister Yeliang is my reborn parent, Mom, take care of your son, he has been single for 20 years!"
……
"Shut up all the wolf friends in the live broadcast room, and those who admit their relatives are really embarrassing to us men! What a cool night, please help me with the contact information of the girl you mentioned after the broadcast."
Jiang Minglang said: I am not a pervert, I am just a check for the audience in the live broadcast room.
While chatting with the audience in the live broadcast room, Jiang Minglang was also logging in to the game, but after logging in the game, Jiang Minglang was having trouble, not knowing which map to choose.
However, it was not difficult for Jiang Minglang to go to the military base without a map, act as the sixth lieutenant, and cheat the cult to give him free money.
And yesterday July also gave a set of keys to the military base.
If you want to have fun, go get ready. Yesterday, I gave it to Liwuliu and used up the equipment in Jiang Minglang’s warehouse. Jiang Minglang’s merchant level is not enough for him to buy the equipment after playing for two days, so he can only go to the flea market to buy a suit first. equipment.
After preparing everything, Jiang Minglang walked into the road of the military base.
After entering the game, Jiang Minglang looked at the gun in his hand in a daze.
The gun was bought randomly from a flea market, and Jiang Minglang didn't know how to assemble it, so he didn't go to see how the gun was assembled. After entering the game, he found that the gun had no accessories, even the dust cover was removed. , the spring inside can still be seen on the gun body.
Jiang Minglang clicked on the attribute column of the gun and saw that the recoil had reached the maximum value and the man-machine force had reached the minimum. It can be said that any gun found in the game is stronger than the one in Jiang Minglang's hand, not even a little bit stronger.
"I*, who did this immoral thing? This is, black-hearted businessmen are not so black, right? How much are the parts worth? Even if they are worth money, this dust cover can be taken away. This person is afraid of being poor and crazy." Bar!"
Jiang Minglang tried to fire a few shots, even though he was proficient with a rifle, the muzzle still flew into the sky.
He shot at the tree, ran over to see, there was not a single bullet on the tree, and all shot elsewhere.
Jiang Minglang threw the gun away.
After throwing it away, I picked it up again, the magazine was removed, and the gun continued to be thrown.
"Tuigui, this gun is amazing!"
"Is this the gun the anchor bought for [-]?"
"Within ten meters or so, one miss!"
"Give this gun to cats, and it may have unexpected effects."
……
After throwing away the gun, Jiang Minglang became a running knife man wearing a hundred thousand equipment.
Looking at the terrain left and right, this resurrection point is in the lower left corner of the square of the cult. Not far away is a fat spot in the military base, which is also a cult room, similar to the one painted on the side of the dormitory.
After seeing his resurrection point clearly, Jiang Minglang ran towards the location of the cult room, and there was also a room for cleaning guns.
When Jiang Minglang arrived at the flat building where the cult room was located, he saw another gangster opening a cult room again.
Does this get him what he wants?Basically, every gun in the cult room can be brushed. If he picks up the gun, he still has his own way of life?
Without saying a word, Jiang Minglang rushed over with the ax in his hand.
The players were also startled when they saw Jiang Minglang coming, but they were not afraid when they saw that Jiang Minglang didn't grab it. They opened the cult room without going in, and even waved the mountain climbing tool in Jiang Minglang's hand.
"Hey! This guy is fine. You can compete with me in close combat. Don't you know that I am the number one swordsman in Tarkov? Can I be afraid of him?" There are viewers watching in the live broadcast room. How could Jiang Minglang be on the opposite side, holding a small ax Just hit the player hard.
If the player chooses to fight Jiang Minglang with a bayonet instead of going into the cult room to pick up a gun, he is sure that he will not be too bad in close combat.A spiritual move avoided this attack, and by the way, he stabbed Jiang Minglang's bull.
Jiang Minglang was unable to dodge, and Niu Zi was directly injured.But it's not serious, after all, he has [-] pieces of equipment on him.He adjusted his position and stabbed the toy again.
That player was really ruthless, he didn't get hit all at once, Jiang Minglang turned red all over, and became a typical little red man.
The audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing like crazy, this player clearly looked down on Jiang Minglang's sword skills!
"Is this the strength of Takov's number one sword god? I have seen it."
"Brother, be merciful, he is dying!"
"Let the prodigal son add blood, don't hang up."
Mumu: "As long as the anchor kills this player, a plane will send it directly to him! No kidding!"
"Mumu kills people and kills people!"
……
Jiang Minglang also noticed that he was not the opponent of the player on the other side at all. He could find a chance to attack him in every place, but he couldn't even hit any side. level.
Jiang Minglang also acted shamelessly and added blood to himself in front of the player.
That player didn't stop him from turning around and going into the cult room to pick up the things inside.
Jiang Minglang didn't run away either, and just watched the player pick up the gun after adding blood: "We lost this one, and the master doesn't seem to intend to kill me, so let's just follow the master's ass here."
……
"You, a high-ranking player who was officially invited to do material, are still pretending to be a little brother?"
"Be careful what you say upstairs, you can't even fight with a bayonet, what is high play!"
“It’s okay to pretend to be a rookie”
"The anchor is a bit shameless this time."
……
"It's reasonable, now that we've met a great god, won't I be allowed to hug my thighs!" Jiang Minglang was not joking, he finally met a great god, and the great god didn't kill himself, how comfortable it would be to hug his thighs.
After the player finished taking the things in the cult room, he came out with two guns on his back, a spray gun, and an m416. Jiang Minglang didn't know what else was in the cult room.
After the master came out, he saw that Jiang Minglang was still there, so he ran over and threw the m416 to Jiang Minglang, shaking the figure, motioning to pick it up.
"Did you see! The Great God is going to take me to fly, so let's follow the Great God this time, and reflect in the small dark room of those who asked me to shoot people with guns, what kind of psychology do you have?"
After the master saw Jiang Minglang pick up the gun, he walked forward and prepared to go to the weapons room opposite.
Jiang Minglang was chasing after him. Hearing the voice behind him, the Great Master looked back, and then pointed at the door with his gun: Get out of here quickly!
"That's not okay. If you let me go, I'll go. Doesn't that make me lose face? I'll follow you, unless you kill me."
Jiang Minglang shook the mouse, saying no!
The master fired a shot at Jiang Minglang's feet: "If you leave, I'll fuck you!"
Jiang Minglang continued to shake his head: No way.
"Even if I die today, I will follow you. If I die, I will go out and add friends!" Jiang Minglang turned on the cheating mode.
The Great Master was probably thinking, and if he didn't move for a long time, Jiang Minglang wouldn't move either.
Finally, the master gave up, turned around and opened the weapon room.
"See, I used my sincerity to impress the Great God, so be careful!"
……
"Are you sure you are sincere and not acting like a baby?"
"The anchor has already embarked on a shameless path."
"The one above is wrong, the anchor has already gone a long way on the road of thick skin!"
"Why can't I meet such a person when I play games?"
"All the great gods I met were shot in the eye and I lost them!"
……
Jiang Minglang followed behind the master, the master picked up things, he watched, the master pressed the bullet, he watched... just like a dog!
It may also be that the great god was moved by Jiang Minglang, but it should be more of a compromise.Put away the gun, tap the bullet on the table with a mountaineering tool: you shameless, take the bullet.
Jiang Minglang obeyed obediently, picked it up and saw it was a BS bullet.
"The Great God is very kind to me, he gave me all the BS bullets, so be careful!"
……
There aren't many things in the weapons room, just an AKM, some bullets, and some accessories.
After the two of them divided the things, the great master went out, followed by Jiang Minglang.
(End of this chapter)
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