escape from tarkov garbage system

Chapter 16

When the audience in the live broadcast room heard that Jiang Minglang was really going to stand on his head and wash his hair and sing "Conquer", they were instantly ebullient.

"I'll go, the host is a real man!"

"What do you think the anchor looks like?"

"Liu Beer, the anchor is a fool, the appraisal is complete!"

"Hoho, there's a good show to watch!"

Ye Liangyue Weishuang gave the host an airplane: "You are so bad, I like it!"

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In fact, there is no need to prepare anything, just take the water basin and shampoo to the room.
Jiang Minglang found a suitable location, went to the computer and chose to turn on the camera.

In the live broadcast room, a man appeared on the screen.

"Fuck, is this the host himself?"

"What did I see?"

"So handsome!"

"Love love!"

Twist gave the anchor a search for Super Rocket: "Stop talking, brother, worship!"

"The anchor is so handsome, why doesn't he turn on the camera to broadcast live?"

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As I said before, Jiang Minglang is very handsome, otherwise the little doll wouldn't look for him.

Although he was often looking for a job in university, Jiang Minglang did not look dark as he imagined. On the contrary, Jiang Minglang's face was still a little pale, and his roommates often teased him as a boy.

Jiang Minglang laughed when he saw the barrage in the live broadcast room: "Thank you Gou Mahua for the super rocket, for the sake of money, I will forgive you for the time being.

Be handsome, I also think I am handsome, but I am a technical anchor, not a good-looking anchor, please don't deny my skills because of my appearance.

Okay, I've got my stuff ready too. I'm going to do a live broadcast of washing my hair while standing on my head and singing Conquest. Because of your shamelessness, I decided to complete this task to prevent some people who don't know what's going on from hacking me.I also hope that after reading the joke, you can pay attention to the anchor. The anchor will live broadcast Escape from Tarkov from afternoon to evening every day. Interested viewers can come to my live broadcast room to watch. "

Without hesitation after speaking, he poured hot water into the basin and took off his shirt, revealing his standard six-pack abs.

"I'll go, what the hell abs?"

"It's fake, I must have read it wrong"

"Welfare for female fans in the live broadcast room!"

"The host doesn't have an assistant, so do you have to do it by yourself?"

"I came here to grab the fish balls. I didn't expect to see such an exciting scene. Please pay attention!"

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Jiang Minglang watched the water basin by the wall do somersaults, and successfully completed the handstand.

With his arms bent, Jiang Minglang's whole head fell into the basin.

"I have nothing to say!"

"Please take my knee!"

"Followed, followed."

"This is too stupid!"

"Sorry I've already recorded the screen!"

"The upstairs ones must send me a copy!"

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Jiang Minglang supported the weight of his body with one hand, squeezed the shampoo with the other hand, and then applied it on his hair.

I grabbed it twice casually, put my hand into the basin to get rid of the foam, and then used my hands to support it.

Arms bent again, head into the basin.

Jiang Minglang didn't care if the foam on his head was clean or not, he got up again and sang: "I'm conquered by you just like that! Forget about all retreats."

After only singing a few lines, Jiang Minglang stopped singing immediately, and immediately ended his handstand, panting heavily, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Okay, what I promised you has been completed, and please don't pay attention to me in the live broadcast room." Pay attention. I'm going to the bathroom."

After speaking, he carried the basin into the toilet.

Master Nose Picking gave the anchor a plane: "Brother Niu Zi, worship!"

Give the host ten cards for free!

"The anchor really knows how to play!"

Ye Liangyue Weishuang: "Too bad is the feeling of heartbeat!"

Twist: "Upstairs, faggot!"

Ye Liang Yue Wei Shuang: "Fart, I'm a girl!"

Nose Picking Master: "I don't believe it!"

"Surprised female local tyrant!"

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By the time Jiang Minglang came back, the foam on his hair had disappeared, and he had obviously washed it again in the bathroom.It was still wet and messy, but it had a different flavor. It had a bit more cold temperament than before. In conjunction with Jiang Minglang's perfect figure, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of blood.

Jiang Minglang put on his own clothes, and said to the camera: "Since the camera is on, let's not turn it off, let you enjoy it.

I also want to thank the brother who gave the gift just now, so I won’t thank you one by one.Brother Qiangyuwan, if you can, please give the anchor a follow.The anchor is the game anchor of Escape from Tarkov. If you plan to start this game, follow my live broadcast and you will not miss it. "

　Some people may think that I have written too much, but I think it should be just right, because it is really not easy to be an anchor, especially a male anchor. Although there is a half-hour homepage recommendation in the early stage, few people can make it in half an hour. How much attention has been raised.

　　Although we are a system novel, you should have discovered that the protagonist is not omnipotent, and there are things he doesn't understand, so he should ask the people in the live broadcast room. I think such talents are real people.

　　One more thing, this article is a fun article, but it doesn't mean that you can get whatever you want. It would be very boring. In that case, I will just write the ending where the protagonist becomes the biggest anchor in the world.In the Escape from Tarkov game, he also led the team to take first place for the second time.This is very boring.

　　My goal is: to have fun, but not to make the protagonist too happy.

　　Let me tell you that I really want to write about the game of Escape from Tarkov, otherwise it would be very boring to only write about the daily life of the anchor.

　　Although there is no Escape from Tarkov game in reality, and this game is not suitable for competitions, I wrote this book. If I say yes, he can.

　　Finally, I hope that everyone can give me one or two valuable recommendation tickets, so that I will have more motivation.I love you guys.

　　


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