Invincible since the system exploded
Chapter 63 Don't swear casually, you will be struck by lightning
Chapter 63 Don't swear casually, you will be struck by lightning
"I was poisoned?"
Ren Yuenan was shocked, and managed to regain her composure.
The old abbot's complexion changed slightly, "Donor, don't talk nonsense, the poor monk has very professional ethics."
Su Luochen chuckled and continued to eat, "Really?"
"Did you put poison in the food, or fornication, I don't know?"
Ren Yuenan's complexion changed drastically, no wonder she felt that she was getting hotter and hotter.
Also, some parts of her body were very uncomfortable.
The old abbot still put on a serious face, "Benefactor, the poor monk can swear that if you are poisoned, you will be struck with thunder!"
The voice just fell.
Click! ! !
Suddenly, there was a muffled thunder in the calm sky, and a thunderbolt struck down extremely swiftly, hitting the old abbot squarely.
The old abbot was chopped into coke on the spot.
Su Luochen sighed: "People are doing it, God is watching, don't swear randomly!"
Ren Yuenan's eyes were blurred, silver teeth bit her red lips lightly, and exhaled sweet and delicious hot air from her mouth, "Ah Chen, it is said that I have been poisoned by obscenity, and that is the only way to detoxify it, please help me detoxify, I am willing."
Ren Yuenan was about to lean on Su Luochen, Su Luochen chuckled, "You are willing, but I am not."
A icy stream of clear water swept across Ren Yuenan's body, allowing her to regain her senses in an instant, and the so-called obscenity was also eliminated invisible.
Ren Yuenan was stunned, she gritted her teeth and looked at Su Luochen, and said angrily, "Are you still a man?!"
She took the initiative, and Su Luochen refused such a great opportunity without hesitation, and even helped her get rid of the poison?
Are you a man!
"Of course I am." Su Luochen said calmly, "But it doesn't matter."
As long as he wants to, he can immediately become a woman, or even become inhuman.
Ren Yuenan was so angry that her teeth itch, "Just wait for me, sooner or later I will make you love me to death, then see how I bully you!"
Su Luochen laughed dumbly, "Then just take your time and dream."
stomping on...
Hasty footsteps sounded, and another group of bald monks rushed in.
"Where's the abbot?!"
The headed bald monk asked.
Su Luochen pointed to the coke on the ground, "Here, it's here."
"Abbot!"
All the bald monks turned pale with shock.
How did the old abbot turn into coke?
They just saw thunder coming in. Could it be that the old abbot had suffered something serious?
"You killed the abbot!"
A bald monk cursed loudly.
Su Luochen was surprised: "Your abbot swears indiscriminately, angered the gods, and was struck to death by lightning. What does it matter to us?"
"Bullshit!"
The leading bald monk shouted angrily.
Because he swore, angered the gods, and was struck to death by lightning?
Do you think I am a three-year-old child?
They used Yuelao's name to cheat and abduct them. I don't know how many people they have harmed, and they have never been struck by lightning!
Su Luochen shrugged, "If you don't believe me, you can swear to give it a try."
"Hmph! Do you think I dare not?"
The headed bald monk sneered: "I swear, if I do something bad, I will be struck by lightning and die, and the entire Qingjing Temple will be struck to death by lightning!"
He didn't believe that there could be lightning strikes.
He is not afraid to swear an oath every day!
Boom! ! !
Suddenly, a huge muffled thunder sounded in the sky, shaking the sky and the earth.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom...
Dense thunderbolts fell from the sky.
First and foremost is the sworn monk.
He didn't even have time to let out a scream, and he was directly chopped into coke.
Then came other bald monks.
Finally, the entire Qingjing Mosque was chopped into coke, including the statues inside.
Ren Yuenan stared blankly, then swallowed dryly, "I swear that I will really be struck by lightning?"
"What do you say?"
Su Luochen glanced sideways at her, "You can't swear randomly in the future."
Ren Yuenan rolled her eyes and suddenly swore to the sky, "I, Ren Yuenan, swear that I love Su Luochen!"
The corners of Su Luochen's mouth twitched, he really wanted to kill her with a thunderbolt.
One hundred.
Not being struck by lightning, Ren Yuenan giggled and said, "Ah Chen, do you believe in my love for you now?"
Su Luochen also swore to the sky, "I, Su Luochen, swear, I don't love Ren Yuenan at all."
He wasn't struck by lightning either.
Ren Yuenan was depressed, so she kicked Su Luochen lightly in anger, "I know you don't love me, you don't need to swear to say it!"
Su Luochen said: "So, give up quickly and pursue your own beautiful life!"
Ren Yuenan snorted, "I won't give up! I don't believe I can't catch you! Sooner or later, I will make you love me to death!"
Su Luochen curled his lips, you can continue to dream.
The Qingjing Temple was destroyed, and Ren Yuenan also knew about the dirty activities of the Qingjing Temple, so the two left the Qingjing Temple with little interest.
down the mountain.
Wang Mengfei and Wu Han came over hand in hand, Ren Yuenan was startled, and immediately wanted to hug Su Luochen's arm.
Su Luochen didn't give her a hug, "I've already given you face!"
"hateful!"
Ren Yuenan gritted his teeth.
"Why are you two here?"
Ren Yuenan asked with a smile.
Wang Mengfei took a peek at Su Luochen, her face flushed slightly, "Let's come and apologize to Master Su."
"Yeah yeah!"
Wu Han continued: "We disrespected Master Su before, so we want to apologize and serve him as Master Su's maid."
"Yeah! We are willing!"
Wang Mengfei nodded vigorously.
Ren Yuenan's eyes widened.
As a woman, she immediately felt a great threat.
These two guys, with bad intentions, didn't come to be maids, but came to snatch Su Luochen from her!
"You guys are shameless!"
Ren Yuenan cursed angrily.
Chu Youlin is not done yet, and there are two more rivals in love!
"Nannan, don't say that, we also sincerely apologize, and we can serve you as well."
Wang Mengfei smiled and hugged Ren Yuenan.
Ren Yuenan's nose was twisted with anger, "You are not serving me, you are trying to piss me off!"
"Master Su, let us serve you as maids."
Wu Han said sweetly: "We can wash your feet, warm your bed, as long as you want, we can do anything."
Wu Han and Wang Mengfei's eyes were like water.
"Really? Really willing to do anything?"
Su Luochen asked with a smile.
"Uh-huh!"
The two nodded vigorously.
"There is a cliff over there, jump off."
Su Luochen pointed to the left.
Wang Mengfei and Wu Han were dumbfounded.
Ren Yuenan smiled "puchi" and said provocatively, "Aren't you willing to do anything?"
Wang Mengfei and Wu Han smiled awkwardly. They were willing to do anything, but they were willing to serve Su Luochen, including offering their bodies.
Suicide by jumping off a cliff is not included!
"It seems that you are not sincere at all."
Su Luochen shook his head and sighed.
Su Luochen drove away, leaving only Wang Mengfei and Wu Han messed up in the wind.
(End of this chapter)
"I was poisoned?"
Ren Yuenan was shocked, and managed to regain her composure.
The old abbot's complexion changed slightly, "Donor, don't talk nonsense, the poor monk has very professional ethics."
Su Luochen chuckled and continued to eat, "Really?"
"Did you put poison in the food, or fornication, I don't know?"
Ren Yuenan's complexion changed drastically, no wonder she felt that she was getting hotter and hotter.
Also, some parts of her body were very uncomfortable.
The old abbot still put on a serious face, "Benefactor, the poor monk can swear that if you are poisoned, you will be struck with thunder!"
The voice just fell.
Click! ! !
Suddenly, there was a muffled thunder in the calm sky, and a thunderbolt struck down extremely swiftly, hitting the old abbot squarely.
The old abbot was chopped into coke on the spot.
Su Luochen sighed: "People are doing it, God is watching, don't swear randomly!"
Ren Yuenan's eyes were blurred, silver teeth bit her red lips lightly, and exhaled sweet and delicious hot air from her mouth, "Ah Chen, it is said that I have been poisoned by obscenity, and that is the only way to detoxify it, please help me detoxify, I am willing."
Ren Yuenan was about to lean on Su Luochen, Su Luochen chuckled, "You are willing, but I am not."
A icy stream of clear water swept across Ren Yuenan's body, allowing her to regain her senses in an instant, and the so-called obscenity was also eliminated invisible.
Ren Yuenan was stunned, she gritted her teeth and looked at Su Luochen, and said angrily, "Are you still a man?!"
She took the initiative, and Su Luochen refused such a great opportunity without hesitation, and even helped her get rid of the poison?
Are you a man!
"Of course I am." Su Luochen said calmly, "But it doesn't matter."
As long as he wants to, he can immediately become a woman, or even become inhuman.
Ren Yuenan was so angry that her teeth itch, "Just wait for me, sooner or later I will make you love me to death, then see how I bully you!"
Su Luochen laughed dumbly, "Then just take your time and dream."
stomping on...
Hasty footsteps sounded, and another group of bald monks rushed in.
"Where's the abbot?!"
The headed bald monk asked.
Su Luochen pointed to the coke on the ground, "Here, it's here."
"Abbot!"
All the bald monks turned pale with shock.
How did the old abbot turn into coke?
They just saw thunder coming in. Could it be that the old abbot had suffered something serious?
"You killed the abbot!"
A bald monk cursed loudly.
Su Luochen was surprised: "Your abbot swears indiscriminately, angered the gods, and was struck to death by lightning. What does it matter to us?"
"Bullshit!"
The leading bald monk shouted angrily.
Because he swore, angered the gods, and was struck to death by lightning?
Do you think I am a three-year-old child?
They used Yuelao's name to cheat and abduct them. I don't know how many people they have harmed, and they have never been struck by lightning!
Su Luochen shrugged, "If you don't believe me, you can swear to give it a try."
"Hmph! Do you think I dare not?"
The headed bald monk sneered: "I swear, if I do something bad, I will be struck by lightning and die, and the entire Qingjing Temple will be struck to death by lightning!"
He didn't believe that there could be lightning strikes.
He is not afraid to swear an oath every day!
Boom! ! !
Suddenly, a huge muffled thunder sounded in the sky, shaking the sky and the earth.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom...
Dense thunderbolts fell from the sky.
First and foremost is the sworn monk.
He didn't even have time to let out a scream, and he was directly chopped into coke.
Then came other bald monks.
Finally, the entire Qingjing Mosque was chopped into coke, including the statues inside.
Ren Yuenan stared blankly, then swallowed dryly, "I swear that I will really be struck by lightning?"
"What do you say?"
Su Luochen glanced sideways at her, "You can't swear randomly in the future."
Ren Yuenan rolled her eyes and suddenly swore to the sky, "I, Ren Yuenan, swear that I love Su Luochen!"
The corners of Su Luochen's mouth twitched, he really wanted to kill her with a thunderbolt.
One hundred.
Not being struck by lightning, Ren Yuenan giggled and said, "Ah Chen, do you believe in my love for you now?"
Su Luochen also swore to the sky, "I, Su Luochen, swear, I don't love Ren Yuenan at all."
He wasn't struck by lightning either.
Ren Yuenan was depressed, so she kicked Su Luochen lightly in anger, "I know you don't love me, you don't need to swear to say it!"
Su Luochen said: "So, give up quickly and pursue your own beautiful life!"
Ren Yuenan snorted, "I won't give up! I don't believe I can't catch you! Sooner or later, I will make you love me to death!"
Su Luochen curled his lips, you can continue to dream.
The Qingjing Temple was destroyed, and Ren Yuenan also knew about the dirty activities of the Qingjing Temple, so the two left the Qingjing Temple with little interest.
down the mountain.
Wang Mengfei and Wu Han came over hand in hand, Ren Yuenan was startled, and immediately wanted to hug Su Luochen's arm.
Su Luochen didn't give her a hug, "I've already given you face!"
"hateful!"
Ren Yuenan gritted his teeth.
"Why are you two here?"
Ren Yuenan asked with a smile.
Wang Mengfei took a peek at Su Luochen, her face flushed slightly, "Let's come and apologize to Master Su."
"Yeah yeah!"
Wu Han continued: "We disrespected Master Su before, so we want to apologize and serve him as Master Su's maid."
"Yeah! We are willing!"
Wang Mengfei nodded vigorously.
Ren Yuenan's eyes widened.
As a woman, she immediately felt a great threat.
These two guys, with bad intentions, didn't come to be maids, but came to snatch Su Luochen from her!
"You guys are shameless!"
Ren Yuenan cursed angrily.
Chu Youlin is not done yet, and there are two more rivals in love!
"Nannan, don't say that, we also sincerely apologize, and we can serve you as well."
Wang Mengfei smiled and hugged Ren Yuenan.
Ren Yuenan's nose was twisted with anger, "You are not serving me, you are trying to piss me off!"
"Master Su, let us serve you as maids."
Wu Han said sweetly: "We can wash your feet, warm your bed, as long as you want, we can do anything."
Wu Han and Wang Mengfei's eyes were like water.
"Really? Really willing to do anything?"
Su Luochen asked with a smile.
"Uh-huh!"
The two nodded vigorously.
"There is a cliff over there, jump off."
Su Luochen pointed to the left.
Wang Mengfei and Wu Han were dumbfounded.
Ren Yuenan smiled "puchi" and said provocatively, "Aren't you willing to do anything?"
Wang Mengfei and Wu Han smiled awkwardly. They were willing to do anything, but they were willing to serve Su Luochen, including offering their bodies.
Suicide by jumping off a cliff is not included!
"It seems that you are not sincere at all."
Su Luochen shook his head and sighed.
Su Luochen drove away, leaving only Wang Mengfei and Wu Han messed up in the wind.
(End of this chapter)
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