Need Theft System

Chapter 90 An Invention Full of Wisdom

But Zhang Tian's explanation is useless now, because Xia Shuang doesn't listen at all. Anyway, because of Zhang Tian's rash words, this girl has a grudge!
"Fellow Daoist in the early days, what is a trick? I haven't heard of this either." Yuelao sent another message.

Zhang Tian took a look and decided to go out and get one for Yue Lao to take a look at, otherwise he would definitely not be able to explain it clearly just by talking in vain.

"Then what, it's more reliable for me to go outside and buy one." Zhang Tian seemed to be talking to himself, but the point was actually for Xia Shuang. The purpose was simply to make Xia Shuang believe what he said before. That excuse is true.

However, Xia Shuang didn't give Zhang Tian this face at all, she rolled her eyes at Zhang Tian angrily, and turned her head to look at the lotus outside the window.

Zhang Tian sighed, very tired!Now he feels that he is really a fool, how can he ask such a thing?
On the street, Zhang Tian swiped his ID card and got a box, took a photo and sent it to Yuelao, "Take it apart and have a look, it's this thing, if the fairy world wants to effectively control the population, using condoms is definitely the most effective As for the usage, it is written on the box, you should study it yourself.”

Yue Lao waited for a long time, but did not wait for Zhang Tian's reply, and was planning to ask again.

As a result, Zhang Tian's voice rang out at the right time, and at the same time, a palm-sized box fell into his hands. Before he paid attention to what the box was, Yue Lai first noticed Zhang Tian's methods.

Teleportation through the air, this is indeed a powerful senior!
Yue Lai opened the box suspiciously, looked at it, frowned and studied for a while, but he still didn't figure out what the use of this thing could be. Then, he followed what Zhang Tian said, and looked at the usage on the box. Those words were very strange, and he basically I don't know each other.

However, Yue Lao understood the image drawn above, but after reading it, his old face flushed immediately, and he threw the cover out in an instant. How could there be such a **** thing in the world?

However, if you think about it carefully, since the senior gave him this thing, there is naturally a reason for the senior, and looking at the picture painted on it, maybe it can really control the population.

After struggling for a while, Yuelao picked it up again, but he always felt extremely awkward holding that thing in his hand.

"Fellow Daoist in the early days, can this kind of filth really control the population?" Yuelao asked wonderingly.

Zhang Tian was speechless. How could such an invention full of wisdom be called filth?
"Of course! This is currently the best way to control the population of the fairy world. How can it be filth? Word of mouth is the last word, and everyone uses it. This is the best proof!"

"Everyone uses this?" Yue Lao was confused, did everyone in the fairy world use this?Why doesn't he know, since this is already used, how can there be an overpopulation?
Zhang Tian suddenly realized that he had slipped the tongue, and quickly corrected him, "I mean, after all the immortals know the benefits of this thing, everyone will use it, so don't worry. I'll teach you another one for free. The method, you can start with the young immortal friends first, let them try it first, and then popularize it.”

Yuelao hesitated for a moment, and decided to give it a try. Because of the population problem, the Jade Emperor had already criticized him countless times. If he didn't come up with a reasonable solution, maybe he would be demoted by the Jade Emperor to go to the toilet.

"Well, I'll try what fellow daoist said first, and hope that fellow daoist's method will work." Yue Lai said to Zhang Tian suspiciously.

Zhang Tian swayed back to the restaurant. As he walked, he sent a message back to Yue Lao: "By the way, doesn't the Queen Mother of the West prohibit immortals from falling in love? Why is there an overpopulation in the immortal world?"

This is something Zhang Tian has been thinking about for a long time but has not yet figured out. Don’t immortals all require that the seven emotions and six desires be cut off? How could there be such a situation as population overflow?
Back on the seat, Xia Shuang looked up at Zhang Tian and said, "You bought it? Give it to me."

"Eh?" Zhang Tian was taken aback, and said, "What?"

"Aren't you going to buy that thing? Give it to me after the photo is taken." Xia Shuang said solemnly.

Zhang Tian was a little confused, what is the situation like this, why does Xia Shuang want that thing all of a sudden?However, the set has already been passed on to Yuelao, so should I buy it again?
Zhang Tian said speechlessly: "I didn't buy it. I was confused. I forgot that there were pictures on the Internet. I searched and sent a picture."

Xia Shuang stared at Zhang Tian with strange eyes. She suddenly stood up and walked around Zhang Tian. She stretched out her hand and said, "Bring me your phone and let me take a look."

Zhang Tian suddenly wanted to cry. He had such a bad mouth, but now he is better and can make trouble.

However, seeing Xia Shuang's serious face that could not tolerate his refusal, Zhang Tian had no choice but to hold up his phone and risk his life to prove his innocence, "Look, it's this guy."

The above is the chat between Zhang Tian and Yuelao. Zhang Tian deliberately skipped the content just posted, and turned to the conversation explaining the routine to Yuelao.

Xia Shuang glanced at him, frowned, and asked strangely, "Yue Lao? Your friend's nickname is Yue Lao?"

"Yeah, you don't know, my buddy admires Yue Lao very much. In his own words, he was able to marry a wife in this life only because Yue Lao was confused and picked up the wrong red rope, so he likes Yue Lao very much. , changed the avatar and name to Yue Lao's." Zhang Tian gave full play to his ability to fool, and made up a story in a decent way.

"Your friend is quite unique, just like you." Xia Shuang said with a faint sneer on the corner of her mouth.

Zhang Tian endured it. Although he was scolded, he still had to keep smiling. This female devil can't be provoked at all now, otherwise the sky will definitely fall.

Xia Shuang read the chat content on the mobile phone, then moved her eyes to Zhang Tian, ​​frowned and said, "What age is this, how come there are still people who don't know about that thing?"

Looking at Xia Shuang's expression, Zhang Tian seemed to believe her. He hurriedly climbed up the pole and said, "Yeah, you don't know. In fact, some people in remote areas are even more outrageous than this. In this world, only There is nothing that you can't think of, and there is nothing that can't happen."

Xia Shuang returned to her seat and said earnestly: "Then you should spread the knowledge about this with him. We doctors also have the responsibility and obligation to publicize this kind of thing."

Zhang Tian nodded quickly, following the good advice, he said: "I will definitely popularize it for him."

At the same time, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Yue Lao didn't know what the trap was, otherwise Xia Shuang would have killed him.

(End of this chapter)