Need Theft System

Chapter 210 Brainwashing the Queen Mother of the West

Where does this make Zhang Tianshang reason?

The way of heaven is not fair, how could it be such a coincidence?
Zhang Tian had to explain this matter to Queen Mother Xi, so he immediately sent a message to Queen Mother West, "Madam, you have wronged me for this matter, I really didn't know that you were so coincidental when I was talking to you. You happened to be taking a bath, this is a complete misunderstanding, I am just a wisp of divine thoughts, it is impossible to see what you are doing, and, I am very serious to tell you that I already have a Taoist companion."

When Zhang Tian typed a string of words, he was very indignant, how can I be so slandered as an upright gentleman, I didn’t see anything, and even recited such a name!
Zhang Tian protested.

Of course, even if he really saw it, Zhang Tian wouldn't recognize it. How could he recognize such a name?In fact, Zhang Tian is still looking forward to seeing what Queen Mother of the West looks like when she takes a bath, to see what Queen Mother of the West looks like.

The Queen Mother of the West sounded like that at the beginning, but after thinking about it, no, if he was just a ray of divine sense, how could he know that the deity is taking a bath? !

Immediately, Queen Mother Xi's expression twisted again, she stood up abruptly, pointed at the place where Zhang Tian's voice sounded in the void, and cursed, "You bastard, you still say you didn't see it?! No!" Seeing you, why do you know that this deity is taking a bath? You get out of here, if this deity doesn’t kill you today, I will be a queen mother in vain!”

Zhang Tian was stunned for a moment. There seemed to be no logical flaw in this statement, but unfortunately he really didn’t see it. In order to explain this matter poorly, Zhang Tian had no choice but to truthfully say: “Your Majesty, you may not believe what I said. , I really didn’t see it, but I heard what you were thinking.”

The Queen Mother of the West really doesn't believe that the gods' mind can be peeped at will, not to mention that she is still an immortal emperor, and no one can peek into her mind, even those with great powers can't do it, unless it is kill her.

"Stop farting! How can you spy on this deity's mind?" The Queen Mother of the West scolded without grace. Now that she has been messed up by Zhang Tian, ​​she has completely lost her grace.

Zhang Tian gained insight again. It turned out that it is difficult to see the mind of the gods, but in order to explain this matter clearly to the Queen Mother of the West, to dispel the anger of the Queen Mother of the West, so that she can go to the law field, Zhang Tian decided to be the No. 1. Send a message to the Queen Mother of the West, "Your Majesty, whether you believe it or not is all in your mind, what you just thought was to persuade me first, and then when you figure out who I am, you will be bombarded to death with a thunderbolt." Am I?"

Queen Mother Xi was completely dumbfounded, this was really what she had thought just now!

I don't know who this so-called Taichu is, and I still can't beat him. Even Nine Treasures Second Tree can't do anything with his divine sense. What's even more outrageous now is that she can even spy on her mind. The Queen Mother of the West is completely defeated. Now that she has come, she also believes that what Tai Chu just said is true.

The Queen Mother of the West couldn't figure out who the so-called Taoist of Absolute Origin was, but faced with such an existence, the Queen Mother of the West gave up!

"Tell me, what do you want to discuss with me?" Queen Mother Xi said calmly. Now that she has a rough judgment and confirmation of the Taoist in the early days, Queen Mother West has relaxed.

Zhang Tian finally breathed a sigh of relief. This explanation was really not easy, "Your Majesty, I think you should be very clear about what happened in the Heavenly Court recently! The Great Emperor and the Jade Emperor fought fiercely, and then the Jade Rabbit stole the Xuanqian Qi and cut off the chain of rules, causing a corner of the prison to collapse, and all the evil spirits came out!"

The Queen Mother of the West nodded, "I am clear about this matter. The Jade Emperor once asked Ji Yu, what do you want to say?"

Although what the Queen Mother of the West said was very plain, there was a storm in her heart, because Zhang Tian just used a word when talking about the battle between the Jade Emperor and the Ziwei Emperor!Although Queen Mother Xi has never heard of that word, she doesn't know what it means, but even if she doesn't understand the meaning, Queen Mother Xi can still hear it, it's a curse word!

In this heavenly court, there is really no one who can directly scold two immortal emperors in one breath!This made the Queen Mother of the West more suspicious of the identity of the Taoist in the early days, and the more suspicious she became.

"Your Majesty, don't you think this is strange?" Zhang Tian asked. He thought that the Queen Mother of the West, as the head of the world's female celestial beings, should be quite intelligent, and that Emperor Ziwei's flamboyant guts might be able to be guessed. Moreover, Zhang Tian also wanted to see how the Queen Mother of the West viewed this matter.

However, the Queen Mother of the West said: "What's so strange about this matter, I think what Emperor Ziwei did is actually right. Wu Yu and Yuelao don't know who was bewitched by someone, and they are making a fuss there. Seriously. If you break the rules of the fairy world, you should be punished."

Seeing what the Queen Mother of the West said, Zhang Tian secretly sighed, "Okay!"This time, I have to explain the principles of reform and opening up to the Queen Mother of the West.

Therefore, Zhang Tian organized his language, opened his posture, and prepared to start the way of brainwashing the Queen Mother of the West.

"Your Majesty, there is something strange about this matter, but the strange thing does not come from Wu Xuan and Yuelao. There is nothing wrong with what they did. We don't need to say that there is a little bit of trouble in the fairy world. The change of the fairyland is said to break the rules. The fairyland has been indulging for too long, and it is time for some changes. Moreover, I think the empress is also very clear about what the fairyland looks like now. The population is flooding, and people who cultivate immortals have begun Sick, and more and more, Wu Zhen, who had nothing to do and devoted himself to studying medical skills, began to be very busy! We don't care how to talk about this matter from the root cause, as far as the current matter is concerned, it is convenient for Wu Yuan to open a medical center. The life of the immortal world, so that everyone can be cured. Secondly, Yuelao bought... a condom. That thing is indeed a novelty, and it is indeed something that has never appeared in the immortal world, but it effectively curbs the rapid expansion of the population of the immortal world. Isn't it? What's wrong with these two people?" Zhang Tian said in a magnificent manner, and he typed out everything he wanted to say in one breath, and sent it to Queen Mother Xi.

The Queen Mother of the West was silent, thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is indeed nothing wrong with what the Taoist said.

"But they use merit as a condition for buying medicine and that kind of thing, which really violates the rules of heaven!" Queen Mother Xi said stubbornly.

(End of this chapter)