Need Theft System

Chapter 168 An Old Fried Tiao

"Senior Taichu, it's not that I don't help the little fairy, but I really can't do what I want. You have to know, I'm just a little fairy who is in charge of marriage. The appearance of the Four Sages and True Monarchs is equivalent to the appearance of Emperor Ziwei. How can I Maybe if you jump around in front of Emperor Ziwei for too long, you will definitely be killed. So this job of selling condoms, look, how about changing someone else?"

Zhang Tian snorted coldly, what you think is very beautiful, but I won't let you do what you want, not to mention that this errand is serious about benefiting the fairy world, it's just that the name sounds a little bit worse.

"It turns out that the reason why you are so anxious to call me is because of this matter. This is indeed a very difficult issue. I have already known it earlier. The Four Holy Lords have jointly signed a petition to impeach you and Wu Kuo, enumerating your ten major crimes. In other words, It definitely seems like that. Let’s not talk about the reasons for this. However, in the face of such pressure, I can understand your intention to abdicate, Yue Lao. Since you want to retire, then I don’t want to make things difficult for others. It’s a pity that I also talked about this matter when I had late-night snacks with the Queen Mother of the West recently. The Queen Mother of the West also praised you for your ability in doing things, saying that she wants you to go to Yaochi to enlightenment in the near future, and she will personally guide you. It seems that I have to work hard and find someone else to take your place." Zhang Tian said these words with a serious face, but he was holding back a strong laugh in his heart. After all, if you, Yue Lao, are still If you don't take the bait, then I really have to look up to you old man.

Hearing Zhang Tian's serious words, Yuelao was stunned, did Queen Mother Xi praise him?Still want him to go to Yao Chi to enlightenment?
Damn, is it true or not? !
Without leaving time for Yuelao to react, Zhang Tian immediately said: "Let's do this first, the Japanese Zodiac will find someone else to take over your errand, I am not in the fairy world now, you just need to report to the Jade Emperor. Yes, I am going to cultivate merit. Recently, I have spent a lot of energy in cultivating merit, but I can't waste the time, and the success falls short."

Yuelao looked confused, although he had some doubts in his heart, but to go to Yaochi to enlighten the Tao, and to personally listen to the preaching of the Queen Mother of the West, the head of the female celestial beings, this is a once-in-a-century opportunity!This temptation is simply too great.

After struggling again and again, Yuelao gritted his teeth and said hastily: "Senior Taichu misunderstood, I can't let Daoyou, a busy person like you, suffer. Xiaoxian, I also know that such thankless things are usually not done by anyone, senior. If I look for someone else, I’m afraid I won’t be able to find it for a while. Just as people in the Buddhist world say, if I don’t go to hell, whoever goes to hell will go to hell. I also did this job smoothly. After thinking about it, I still think I should continue to do it, even if No matter how difficult it is, as long as you are there, Senior Taichu, I believe you will be able to pass the test smoothly!"

Zhang Tian was overjoyed at the time, Yuelao really didn't see the rabbit and didn't scatter the hawk. Now that he saw the rabbit, the hawk was more cheerful than anyone else, and his rhetoric was the same. fritters.

"Oh, Yue Lao, don't force yourself too much if you have troubles. This kind of errand is indeed a bit tiring, but it's quite easy to find someone. Dianmu also mentioned this to me two days ago." Zhang Tian leisurely Said, who can't make up lies, he can make up a whole bunch of baskets at will.

When Yuelao heard this, he became impatient, and went to Yaochi to learn the Tao, and listened to the Queen Mother's sermons. The Mother of Lightning should not let the Mother of Lightning take the lead.

Moreover, he also knew that this errand was originally arranged by the electric mother, and he counted it as second-hand, and he didn't care about the impeachment of the Four Sages and True Monarchs at the moment, so he immediately expressed his position: "Not forced, not at all. Reluctantly, I am willing."

While talking, Yuelao hurriedly presented Zhang Tian with eight thousand merits.

The phone buzzed, and Zhang Tian glanced at it. It was a system message, reminding Yuelao that the [-] merits presented to him had arrived.

"Well, since you have a heart for the well-being of the people of the fairy world, then this errand will continue to be handled by you." Zhang Tian smiled and typed a line on the phone.

It is not bad to gain [-] merits by fooling around, but in fact, there is still a little bit of Yuelao's wrong thinking. Now this matter is not at Zhang Tian's discretion, but at the Jade Emperor's discretion.

If Yue Lao really gives up and confesses to the Jade Emperor at this juncture, then just wait and see!

Before Emperor Ziwei killed him, the Jade Emperor must have skinned him first, and if he didn't die, he wouldn't even be able to drink a mouthful of hot soup in the future, and the Heavenly Court probably wouldn't have a place for Yuelao to talk.

Yue Lao is so excited, although he has contributed a lot of merit, but this is only one-third of his income in the past few days, he doesn't feel bad at all, the key is that this job continues to stay.

After hesitating for a while, Yuelao was eager to know about Yao Chi's enlightenment, but it was not easy to express it, so he asked tentatively: "Dare to ask Senior Taichu, what you said before, Queen Mother of the West wants me to go to Yao Chi to enlighten things..."

Zhang Tian scratched his eyebrows with his hands, his head was a little big, he didn't even know the Queen Mother of the West, let alone enlightened to any Tao.

"Your temper is too impatient. The Queen Mother of the West mentioned this matter to me, but she did not say when. You also know that the affairs of the fairy world have been busy recently. As the head of the fairies in the fairy world, the Queen Mother of the West naturally has many However, since she has opened her mouth, she must find time to find you, so don’t worry.” Zhang Tian can only use the tactic of delaying the attack, let’s take a step and wait.

However, he still has to consider Yuelao's attitude, if he continues to use old-fashioned tactics like this, let alone enlightenment, he can't even touch the edge of Yaochi.

Hearing what Zhang Tian said, although Yuelao was a little disappointed in his heart, but thinking about it, who is the Queen Mother of the West, how can anyone want to listen to her preaching at any time, and there are indeed many affairs in the fairy world recently, and there are many things that need to be done by the Queen Mother of the West. Handle it yourself.

"Xiaoxian thanked Senior Taichu!" Yuelao said respectfully.

Zhang Tian heaved a sigh of relief, in terms of difficulty, Yuelao was definitely the most difficult one among all the gods he met, and it was no wonder, the coquettish old buddies who tied the marriage line, it is strange not to be old.

Exiting the chat with Yuelao, Zhang Tian rested his forehead with one hand and stared at the phone. Yuelao's affairs were stabilized for the time being, but there was still a tricky errand.

He promised Yutu before that he would help her and Wu Gang get rid of the punishment, and live a shameless life from then on.

But this matter must be ordered by the Queen Mother of the West. Queen Mother of the West, Queen Mother of the West, Kunlun Fairy Mountain, what should I do?

Originally, when Zhang Tian agreed to Yutu's matter, he thought about an idea, thinking of using the world's trendy women's products to bribe Queen Mother Xi, but now that he thinks about it, it seems that this bribe is a bit too light, and may not make Queen Mother Xi open gold. mouth.

However, Zhang Tian would not be able to remember what else to give for a while.

After looking at Xia Shuang's consulting room diagonally across from the hospital, his eyes suddenly lit up. Don't women know what gifts should be given to women?

After leaving his own consulting room, Zhang Tian sneaked into Xia Shuang's consulting room.

(End of this chapter)