Need Theft System

Chapter 158
Zhang Tian's hand, which was about to type, stopped suddenly, and he couldn't help thinking to himself, did Chang'e know him?Is my reputation in the fairy world already so big?

"Sister, what do you remember?" Yutu asked in surprise.

Chang'e leaned into Jade Rabbit's ear and whispered: "Two days ago, I went to see Yue Lao. I saw Yue Lao selling some strange things to the immortals, so I asked more questions out of curiosity. As a result, Guess what? Yue Lao told me that these things were given by a respected senior, saying that they were used to control the overpopulation problem in the fairy world. In fact, those things were used for men and women, and they were called condoms. "

Jade Rabbit suddenly had a disgusted expression on his face and said: "Hey, sister, isn't that respected senior the same Taichu?"

Chang'e nodded and said, "It's probably this person!"

"I'm just saying that this guy is not a serious immortal, he must be a sage, a villain!" Yutu gritted his teeth and said bitterly, as if Zhang Tian had some deep grudge against her.

Chang'e shook her head and said: "Although the thing given by this senior is unsightly, I heard from Yue Lao that it is easy to use, and the immortals who have used it have responded enthusiastically. It seems that this senior is indeed a An expert."

But Yutu suddenly stopped Chang'e, and said, "Sister, there is no senior who overhears our sisters' conversation at night and still passes by. I passed him a hammer. This guy is clearly a disciple!"

Chang'e originally wanted to say something to Zhang Tian, ​​but when she heard Yutu's words, she suddenly hesitated.

Although in order to prevent being heard by Zhang Tian, ​​​​the two women were whispering and whispering, but I am sorry, Zhang Tian doesn't need to listen at all, he just needs to read, everything that Chang'e and Yutu just said is verbatim. in his eyes.

What the hell?Zhang Tian just wanted to say something vulgar, unbearably vulgar, what is unsightly, this is obviously a matter of benefiting the fairy world and all the fairy families.

It's just that he didn't expect that in Yutu's eyes, he turned out to be a villain in the eyes of the majestic Taichu. Zhang Tianshang couldn't reason with him, he was so kind as a donkey.

After coughing, Zhang Tian typed a line very depressed, "Okay, stop biting your ears, I heard everything you said."

Chang'e looked embarrassed for a moment, but Yutu suddenly took out the jade pestle, which was the thing she used to pound medicine, waved it around, and shouted aggressively: "You villain, get out of here, my lady, or my old lady will die!" The stick will smash you to death!"

Zhang Tian is very big-headed. He finally showed his kindness for a while, and was going to help others for free. In the end, he encountered such a mess. It really is hard to be a good person. Not only did he not earn a good reputation, but he was even installed The name of a villain.

There is nowhere to say this reasoning!

Zhang Tian angrily typed a line of words, "Yutu, I originally planned to help you out of good intentions, but you have such an attitude! Forget it, you and Wu Gang will be in this Guanghan Palace, looking at each other from afar and dying alone forever." , I am going to find the Queen Mother of the West for supper!"

Chang'e and Yutu were taken aback by Zhang Tian's words. The two women looked at each other. The change of attitude was too fast, and they started cursing immediately after a disagreement?

However, Chang'e was thoughtful, but she found a problem in Zhang Tian's words. She noticed that the other party had just mentioned the Queen Mother of the West, and then thought of Yuelao's love-hate relationship and incomparably respected look when he mentioned Senior Taichu , I couldn't help but think in my heart, maybe this senior Taichu who has never heard of it will really have a way to help Yutu.

Regardless of whether it works or not, Chang'e decided to give it a try!
Chang'e suddenly knelt down on the ground, facing the direction of Zhang Tian's voice, and said loudly: "Senior, please help Jade Rabbit, she is young and ignorant, and I don't know how to be polite, I apologize to Senior on her behalf. "

The Jade Rabbit was frightened and quickly went to pull Chang'e and said, "Sister, what are you doing? Don't listen to this villain. He is just a prodigal. How can he help me?"

Zhang Tian chuckled, although this trick of playing hard to get had no effect on Jade Rabbit, but at least it could be considered to scare Chang'e, so that's all.

However, Zhang Tian always felt a little weird when he thought about the legendary and beautiful Fairy Chang'e kneeling down to him. It was really a big sin to let such a beautiful fairy kneel down.

Zhang Tian snorted pretentiously, and said in a deep voice: "Well, for the sake of Fairy Chang'e, I will help you today. Yutu, you should restrain your temper. I will forgive you for your first offence." Your insolence!"

Jade Rabbit's eyes widened for a moment, and she raised her jade pestle angrily. She rolled up her sleeves as if she was about to fight Zhang Tian, ​​but Chang'e quickly stopped her and whispered: "Jade Rabbit, please stop being rude. Why don’t you quickly apologize to your senior!”

While talking, Chang'e winked at Yutu repeatedly.

Seeing Chang'e's serious look, Yutu had no choice but to pouted, knelt down reluctantly with a small face, and said to the void: "I'm sorry senior, Xiaoxian is convicted."

Zhang Tian deliberately put on airs and just hummed softly, but he felt very happy in his heart. I can't deal with you as a little rabbit anymore. What a joke!

After a pause, Chang'e saw that Zhang Tian was silent for a long time, so she couldn't help asking: "I wonder if senior can help a group of Jade Rabbits?"

In fact, Zhang Tian is thinking about this issue right now. The Jade Rabbit and Wu Gang want to be together, but the Queen Mother of the West punished the Jade Rabbit for making medicine and Wu Gang chopped down the tree. If they want to stop being punished and still be together, then the Queen Mother of the West must do it. Kai Yukou, but the problem is that he does not know the Queen Mother of the West.

Suddenly, Zhang Tian realized that his bullshit seemed a little too big. Among the gods he knew, Yuelao and Erlang were the gods with the highest rank, but these two were still male gods, so it was difficult for them to attack the Queen Mother of the West.

Zhang Tian is so entangled. According to the modern way of building relationships, if you want to get a person, if you can't do it directly, then start from her side. For example, if you want to chase a girl, you must first get her best friend.

Zhang Tian pondered, wondering if Queen Mother Xi had any girlfriends?But after thinking about it, he couldn't figure it out. Although he knew a little about the relationship between these gods, he still didn't feel it very clearly.

There was no other way, so Zhang Tian had no choice but to assume the posture of an expert, and asked, "There must be a solution, but I need to understand the situation first. Do you know, does Queen Mother Xi have any girlfriends?"

　Sorry, the latest update sucks, it will stabilize later.Thank you friends who have been supporting me, I apologize again, sorry.

　　
　
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