Need Theft System

Chapter 101 Go, Pikachu!

Originally, Mother Dian was enjoying a flower bath comfortably and enjoying the massage from the sticks. At this moment, she suddenly heard Zhang Tian's voice and was startled. She hurriedly picked up her clothes and put them on her body. She gritted her teeth and said : "Taichu, you bastard, didn't you know how to say hello before you came here? I'm taking a bath. Believe it or not, I dug out your eyes. I have a Taoist companion!"

Zhang Tian looked at the message sent by Mother Dian, and was taken aback for a moment. Mother Dian was taking a bath? !Hey, it's a pity, the system can only chat, it would be great if it could video.

However, Zhang Tian could imagine Mother Dian's madness at this time, so he quickly sent a message to appease Mother Dian's restless mood, "Mother Dian, don't be nervous, I'm not here, I'm just a thousand miles away."

Regarding the sound transmission of thousands of miles, Zhang Tian was just talking nonsense. He had heard of such a thing in a daze, and he didn't know if there was such a trick in the fairy art.

Mother Dian was dubious when she heard Zhang Tian's words. She scanned the surroundings with her spiritual sense, but she didn't notice any traces of outsiders. Thinking of Zhang Tian's ability to transmit things through the sky before, it's not uncommon to have a sound transmission for thousands of miles now. .

Even though she said that, with a man's voice ringing in her ears, Dian Mu always felt a little unnatural, let alone taking a bath naked.

After putting on the fairy robe, Dianmu said angrily: "Tell me, what do you want to do with me this time?"

Although Dianmu scolded Zhang Tian, ​​she was still very grateful to Zhang Tian for the stick she sent last time. It not only relieved her heart knot, but also comforted her body. There are also faint signs of improvement.

"You should know that the immortal world is overpopulated, and many immortal families have five or six children, right?" Zhang Tian asked slowly.

Mother Dian frowned, and asked suspiciously: "I know this, but what does it have to do with you, shouldn't Yuelao be the one to worry about this kind of thing? Besides, I heard that the Jade Emperor also had a headache at this time, Yuelao is in charge of the marriage book, and the Jade Emperor will leave this matter to Yuelao."

Zhang Tian said: "That's right, it is indeed Yuelao who is making arrangements, but Yuelao asked me for advice a few days ago, and I gave Yuelao an idea, but Yuelao was unfavorable and failed to do it. I thought about it, If this matter is to be completed, I am afraid that you will need the help of Dianmu."

Mother Dian was taken aback, and said in amazement: "My help? You have found the wrong person, besides being able to make thunder and discharge, how can I help?"

"For this matter, we must find a female fairy who is highly respected and has a good reputation. I thought about it and thought, and only you, Dianmu, can do it. It is best for you to promote this matter with other female immortals." Zhang Tian smiled. Typed a line and sent it out.

Hearing Zhang Tian's words that almost drove her away for 33 days, Mother Dian was on guard. She always felt that it must be no good for Zhang Tian to tell her this, so she said vigilantly, "What do you want me to do again?"

"It's not that I ask you to do something, but that I'm giving you merit! Think about it, if such a good thing that benefits all the immortals in the fairy world is done, you will surely have immeasurable merit. Well, let me show you a few things first. "Zhang Tian said very speechlessly.

Mother Dian's vigilance is a bit too strong, he hasn't said anything yet, and there is already a strong sense of defense inside and outside the words.

While muttering, Zhang Tian took a picture of the two boxes of condoms and sent them to Dianmu.

Mother Dian looked at the two boxes of condoms that suddenly appeared in her hands, and was taken aback for a moment, what are these?Is this the way to control the population of the fairy world that I thought of at the beginning?
Guessing, Dianmu looked at the introduction on the box, she didn't know the words, but she understood the pictures!
After knowing how to use this thing, Dianmu's face turned red, and she gritted her teeth and shouted: "At the beginning, you bastard, hooligan! What kind of mess did you give me? I won't do it! Let me Go to other fairies to introduce this thing, do you still want my mother's face?"

Zhang Tian did not expect that the sturdy electric mother's reaction would be so strong, "I have to correct you, first of all, this is not a shameful thing, this is the best way to solve the population problem, with this thing blocking If you live, the female fairies will not be pregnant, so where is the population problem if you are not pregnant? Moreover, this thing is very thin, and it will not affect the normal movement of men and women. Wouldn't it be fun to kill two birds with one stone?"

Mother Dian frowned, thinking to herself, what she said seemed to make sense, but Mother Dian always felt it was weird to ask her to introduce such filthy things to the Nvxianmen. The face will be lost to the west.

"I won't do it!" she refused angrily.

"Let's use this to settle the favor you owed me last time." Zhang Tian didn't want to mention this at first, but seeing Mother Dian's tough attitude, he had no choice but to settle the old score.

Mother Dian was dumbfounded, she really didn't expect that Zhang Tian would use this to make an issue, this guy in the beginning, he is such a jerk!
"In the beginning, you bastard, I'm useless for your stuff, you gave it to me, so I don't think I owe you a favor. Don't even think about it, I won't promise you!" Mother Dian said with a guilty conscience Said that she is the god in charge of divine punishment, and now she is lying by herself, and quickly said a few sins and sins in her heart, which was forced by that bastard in the beginning.

Zhang Tian had no choice but to go wild, saying: "Whether you use it or not, I will give it to you anyway. Besides, this matter is actually not as complicated as you think. It is just a matter between you fairies." It's the same as talking privately, there's nothing to be ashamed of."

"You take that thing..." Dianmu almost blurted out that you can take it back, but when the words came to her mouth, she suddenly remembered that she had already used those sticks, and her face flushed with shame, she gritted her teeth, but Resignedly said: "Okay, I'll do it for you! However, I can say my ugly words first, this is the first and last time!"

Zhang Tian lay on the bed, saw this sentence, imagined Dianmu's expression at this time, and laughed so unscrupulously.

Moreover, from this sentence, he can also see that those props and electric mothers must have been used.

While laughing, Zhang Tian replied to Mother Dian: "That's right! You have to believe that this is a good deed with infinite merit, and it will be of great help to your cultivation and advancement if it is done. Go ahead. Go ahead, we must convince those fairies to use this thing in future intercourse, and then tell them that if it is out of stock, they can go to Yue Lao to get it."

"Ge-wen-get out!" the electric mother roared.

　The state is really bad, I will update it today and make up for it tomorrow, sorry.In addition, thanks to the students who gave rewards, good people!

　　
　
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