Report the big devil

Chapter 76 Strong man please stay!
Li Mei, Lei Xingchen, and Gao Bo sat at the table. The three of them watched Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng eat and drink. They were envious and jealous. Look at how others eat black caviar, and then look at how you eat black caviar , why the gap is so big?
Sure enough, thick-skinned people have advantages in certain occasions. When eating a buffet, the thin-skinned people can only eat a spoonful of black caviar, while the thick-skinned people can eat Coke directly.

"Gao Bo. Go and get some for me too." Li Mei saw that Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng were eating happily there, but she still didn't want to go to Chun Xiaobai because of face, so she hurriedly asked Gao Bo to help her to get some. come over.

Hearing Li Mei's words, Gao Bo hesitated for a moment, and could only help his childhood sweetheart and good friend Li Mei, asking Chun Xiaobai for some black caviar.

"Brother Xiaobai, can you give us some?" Gao Bo said helplessly, "A quarter."

"no!"

"Both of us don't have enough to eat!" Chun Xiaobai used his body to protect Wang Mengmeng's dinner plate and his own. He couldn't take this top-notch high-end food from his own bowl, even if it was from Wang Mengmeng's. Not even in a bowl!
Is this not enough?

Gao Bo was very speechless about this. Looking at the black caviar in the bowls of Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng, he could be sure that the two had brought all the stocks from this cafeteria.

Wang Mengmeng couldn't stand it anymore, she poured out some black fish roe from her bowl, then handed the bowl to Gao Bo and said, "Gao Bo, here you are!"

"Thank you, Sister Mengmeng!" Gao Bo's respect for Wang Mengmeng has suddenly increased a lot. Brother Xiaobai's ability to find a girlfriend like Sister Mengmeng is simply a blessing in his previous life.

After Gao Bo left, Chun Xiaobai looked at Wang Mengmeng complainingly, the black caviar he snatched from the crowd of thousands of horses was given away by this prodigal woman in a blink of an eye.

I also saw a piece of news before, saying that my husband bought [-] catties of tea, and his wife cooked tea eggs the next day. I even laughed at it for a long time. Who would have thought that such a tragic thing would Happened to myself.

Besides, Wang Mengmeng is not her own daughter-in-law, so who should she turn to for reasoning?Looking for Wang Mengmeng himself?Forget it. It is estimated that the female shorty at the airport will explode again.

"What's your expression?" Seeing Chun Xiaobai's miserable face, Wang Mengmeng couldn't help but said: "You must know how to share, don't always eat there alone!"

Hearing Wang Mengmeng's words, Chun Xiaobai became even angrier. It's not like he didn't want to share, but he didn't want to share with you, so he was taught a lesson just like that.

After lunch, a group of people came to the luxurious KTV private room. During this period, Wang Mengmeng discovered a phenomenon that surprised her. Chun Xiaobai followed her obediently without saying a word of nonsense throughout the whole process.

Is this still Chun Xiaobai?
"Are you sick?" Wang Mengmeng asked in a low voice, "Why are you so honest the whole time?"

"Shh!"

Seeing Wang Mengmeng answering him, Chun Xiaobai hurriedly made a silent gesture, and said, "This is the gathering place for the powerful and retired soldier kings in the fairy world. Don't speak loudly, or you will be killed in seconds with a big move!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

mentally retarded!

I cared so much about him, but he was still thinking about joking with himself, what kind of powerful people in the fairy world and retired soldier kings are just characters in novels!

Although singing was Chun Xiaobai's suggestion, he didn't want to sing very much at the moment. He focused all his attention on the door of the private room, fearing that a great immortal or soldier king would appear at the door, and he would slap himself in the face if he didn't say anything.

"Brother Xiaobai, my girlfriend is here, I'm going to pick her up now." Gao Bo said to Chun Xiaobai.

girlfriend?
Chun Xiaobai came alive. I met Gao Bo's girlfriend on the phone before, and didn't think highly of her at the time. I still have a little expectation to see the real person this time.

"Someone else's girlfriend is coming, why are you so excited?" Wang Mengmeng glanced at Chun Xiaobai next to her, feeling very displeased about it, obviously sitting next to him was a super cute and lively girl, yet she still treated others My girlfriend is so enthusiastic, I'm so pissed off!
"hey-hey!"

"Let me tell you!" Chun Xiaobai said meanly: "I once saw the photo of Gao Bo's girlfriend on my mobile phone, and it was absolutely horrible. The score was at most 2.5 points, and 0.5 points of friendship were added. .”

"I saw a real person this time, let's see if my eyes are as vicious as before!" Chun Xiaobai laughed.

Still rated?
Wang Mengmeng hesitated for a moment, and asked calmly, "How much do I think in your eyes?"

"Uh"

"If you're bigger in the front, more upturned in the back, taller, and better-tempered, you'll basically get full marks!" Chun Xiaobai glanced at Wang Mengmeng's whole body, and didn't give a clearer score, but just hinted at it side-by-side. It is estimated that with Wang Mengmeng's cleverness, he can understand what he means.

This bastard!
He even scolded me for being useless!
Wang Mengmeng was so angry that if there was no one else in the private room, she would have to fight desperately with the psycho next to her. Obviously she had a perfect score, but Chun Xiaobai's eyes were so unbearable.

Seeing Wang Mengmeng's angry expression, Chun Xiaobai hastily comforted him: "Sister, it's not that you are not good enough, it's just that my brother's requirements are a bit high!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

Wang Mengmeng sneakily extended her hand to Chunxiaobai's thigh, and twisted his flesh with her backhand. Chunxiaobai gasped, and instantly a huge pain swept through her body.

"Being honest?" Wang Mengmeng smiled slightly: "Do you know that my score will be full in the future?"

hateful!

How could I, Chun Xiaobai, succumb to evil forces?

"Of course!" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile, "You are the only one in the world with full marks!"

for a long time.

Gao Bo brought a woman into the private room, and Chun Xiaobai scanned it with the eyes of the judges. It can only be regarded as average, and there is still a big gap compared with Chun Xiaobai's fantasy future adult version of Wang Mengmeng.

3 points!
No more!
"This is Brother Xiaobai, this is Sister Mengmeng, this is Brother Xingchen, this is Li Mei, you know each other." Gao Bo introduced people she didn't know to his girlfriend one by one.

Gao Bo's girlfriend can be regarded as a representative woman who is knowledgeable and reasonable. Although she is not a superpower, the bookishness she presents is very comfortable and there is no discomfort.

The six of them were relatively happy in the following time. Even Chun Xiaobai, who was tone-deaf, sang "The Offering of Love" and conquered the other five people present.

Rather than conquering, it is better to say that he was amazed by his singing voice. Chun Xiaobai's roaring singing style redefined music.

"Hey!"

"Gao Bo!" Gao Bo's girlfriend Tang Ling said softly: "I really believe what you said now, this Chun Xiaobai was sitting there honestly before he was really crazy, but Now he has become crazy after getting the microphone, if you didn’t say that he is a student in your school’s elite class, I would have thought he was a patient who escaped from the madhouse.”

"By the way, is Miss Mengmeng his girlfriend?" Tang Ling glanced at Wang Mengmeng secretly, her eyes were a little unbelievable, but she noticed that Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng were whispering countless times, and Wang Mengmeng was very fond of Wang Mengmeng in private. Chun Xiaobai kept making secret little moves.

"Ok!"

"It's his girlfriend." Gao Bo said, "According to my analysis, the two are true love!"

"Tang Ling will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Tang Ling will add 30 seconds for you!"

The current true love is too strange. After hearing her boyfriend's words, Tang Ling was not only shocked, but also more puzzled about the love between the two of them. Could it be that Miss Mengmeng was caught by Brother Xiaobai? Let it have to love?

Uh?
Chun Xiaobai was puzzled when he saw Tang Ling's life-continuation reminder in the Great Demon King's system. Could it be because of his beauty that Gao Bo's couple had a quarrel?
Hey. Guilty!
"Wang Mengmeng, for the first time I know my shortcomings!" Chun Xiaobai sighed: "I am so good that others have an inferiority complex, but I can't get rid of this shortcoming."

idiot!

Ignoring Chun Xiaobai's crazy words, Wang Mengmeng just gave Chun Xiaobai her supercilious eyes, and then sang songs on her own.

at this time.

Just when Chun Xiaobai was so bored, the door of the private room was suddenly opened, and a big man in black barged in. The murderer's vicious face looked like a bad guy no matter what, Chun Xiaobai was so excited that his eyes widened. They've all started to glow.

However, what made Chun Xiaobai collapse was that the big man in black was stunned for a moment, as if he realized that he had gone to the wrong private room, he hurriedly nodded to admit his mistake, and then prepared to leave here.

I rely on!

What about the KTV pretense and slap in the face that was agreed?You, the black-clothed villain, acted a little carelessly!
Don't talk about it. Today, whether you are a bad person or not, in short, I, Chun Xiaobai, will be the first force in my life to pretend to be on you. I'm sorry buddy, I am also forced to be helpless!

"Strong man please stay!"

　囧 ran around naked, sure enough this book was not favored by the editor, but it was too miserable, right?Do you want to run naked until the 35th word is on the shelves? ? ?Run away at night, vent it! ! !
　　
　
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