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Chapter 57 The Airport Argument

Chapter 57 The Airport Argument
Seeing Chun Xiaobai squatting down slowly, Wang Mengmeng was also quite moved. After all, what he had to bear was the weight of two people. Although I don't know how long this bastard can last, but it deserves praise.

Lie on Chun Xiaobai's back, and then slowly dragged up by his thighs, Wang Mengmeng's face turned red to the base of her neck, fortunately, in this position of the two, Chun Xiaobai couldn't see her own cheeks .

Wang Mengmeng doesn't know how to evaluate Chun Xiaobai. Sometimes he is really irritating, but sometimes he moves you very much.

"Is it heavy?" Wang Mengmeng asked in a low voice.

Chun Xiaobai weighed it, and couldn't help saying: "It's okay, you are about 85 catties, right?"

"Do you want to die!"

Wang Mengmeng was weighed twice, and her originally blushing cheeks turned red. She couldn't help but slap Chun Xiaobai on the back, but she didn't use her full strength. She was gentle and gentle.

Originally, Chun Xiaobai could handle [-] laps by himself, or even add [-] laps, but the situation is different now, with the addition of Wang Mengmeng, the energy consumption is a little faster.

"Physical Skills: Endurance (Human Limits)" has indeed obtained huge endurance, but it is clearly marked on it that it only reaches the limit state of human beings, and it is not like a perpetual motion machine that will always do work there.

"Speak." Chun Xiaobai asked slightly panting.

"What?" Wang Mengmeng approached Chun Xiaobai's ear and asked curiously, after all, the two of them can only talk like this in this posture, otherwise they might not be able to hear each other's words.

"You are so flat!" Chun Xiaobai said, "I can feel your ribs rubbing against my back."

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

Wang Mengmeng is so angry, she managed to change her impression of Chun Xiaobai a little bit, and raised his score to 59 points, who knows that it has become like this again, why does this bastard always pay so much attention to that part of himself?
Big really good? !

not good!

It's not good at all, anyway, everything I don't have is bad!
Wang Mengmeng was very angry, this time she used all her strength to punch Chun Xiaobai's shoulder hard, and said: "What do you know, those big women are very brainless, okay? You don't understand the benefits of flat girls at all!"

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Chun Xiaobai was helpless, and retorted: "I would rather have my brainless than you are so smart."

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

Wang Mengmeng was about to die of anger. This bastard didn't have any emotional intelligence at all, and he didn't know how he lived to such an old age. As long as Chun Xiaobai was a little gentler, he might be... let alone, this bastard must Be single for now!

and also
I want to prove it to all the fair girls in the world!
"Humph!"

"Today I'm going to teach you a good lesson!" Wang Mengmeng said angrily, "It's a man's instinct to like big, but it's a man's aesthetic to like flat!"

"???"

What the hell kind of argument is this?
Chun Xiaobai couldn't understand a little bit. Hearing such an argument for the first time, he couldn't help but feel a strong curiosity. He wanted to follow Wang Mengmeng's dictation and walk into the flat world deep in the heart of the airport.

"Any good girl is not big, at most, only A is enough, or even A-!" Wang Mengmeng said: "And there are many advantages to being flat. First, you can wear all kinds of clothes without having to pick at all. When you wear a good-looking shirt, you don’t have to worry about the embarrassing situation where the buttons are broken.”

I go!

It seems reasonable!
After Chun Xiaobai thought about it carefully, he really felt that Wang Mengmeng was right!
"Secondly, we will not have difficulty breathing even if we sleep on our stomachs; thirdly, because there is no huge load in front of us, we stand straighter than those older girls; fourthly, Victoria's Secret Those supermodels are all flat, have you noticed?" Wang Mengmeng asked back.

Chunxiaobai's IQ was completely insufficient, so he nodded mechanically.

"So... girls who are so flat are born with the temperament of models, because their legs are very long!" Wang Mengmeng said stiffly, "Can you refute my argument?"

"Uh"

"Then why are you so short?" After hearing this argument, Chun Xiaobai asked his inner doubts: "Are you 1.5 meters tall? I don't think so!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

I.
It really is a pot that can't be opened without mentioning it!
"Why are you talking so much nonsense, I don't care about my affairs!" Wang Mengmeng's pretty face flushed for a while, and she hurriedly said: "Anyway, flat girls have many, many advantages, you just need to remember this. can not forget!"

How to do?
This is simply too reasonable, and I can't find any loopholes to refute it!
Chun Xiaobai felt the anger from the girl at the airport, and this anger contained the wisdom of the graduate student and the mischievousness of the little girl. The combination of these three, the destructive power is astonishing.

"how?"

"Do you think what I said makes sense?" Wang Mengmeng, who was lying on Chunxiaobai's back, saw that he didn't say a word, and couldn't help feeling the pride that an airport girl should have.

Although this surge of pride came too late, better late than never!

"I'm still too young." Chun Xiaobai, who was running, sighed, and said, "Well! You are right, how can the world be leveled if there is injustice? It is because of girls like you that our country will prosper and become prosperous and strong !"

"???"

Wang Mengmeng heard it a bit strange, how could this be extended from a topic of airports to the prosperity of a country? On such a profound issue, the two seem to be at odds!
"What do you mean?" Wang Mengmeng asked, "Don't deliberately change the topic!"

Chun Xiaobai smiled wryly, and said, "No, I didn't change the topic. I just analyzed the problem in depth and got an option for a road to prosperity!"

Uh?
Wang Mengmeng was a little curious. This crazy person could get rich and strong hints from the topic of the airport. It must be some fallacy, right?But it's really hard to say. From a historical perspective, many of the most prestigious geniuses have been labeled as crazy.

But Chun Xiaobai is a genius?This seems like a paradox!
"What kind of option?" Wang Mengmeng asked curiously.

"First of all, we need to determine a concept, that is, you are equal, you are proud, and you are saving fabrics for the country, and then we set an order of magnitude, that is, all girls, so we get a result - countless fabrics!" Chun Xiaobai ran Talking nonsense.

"Having got this innumerable amount of fabric, we came up with two results and three options for the first option of the first result, saving a lot of money by not producing these fabrics!"

"The first option of the second result is that the produced fabrics are sold domestically to boost the overall GDP; the second option of the second result is that the produced fabrics are exported to earn other people's money!" Chun Xiaobai said .

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 30 seconds for you!"

Wang Mengmeng, who was on Chunxiaobai's back, was so angry that he vomited blood, and his fists rained down on Chunxiaobai's back. As if he hadn't got vent, he bit Chunxiaobai's shoulder without thinking.

"It really pissed me off!"

"Kill you to death!" Wang Mengmeng said angrily, "You are as crazy as a bastard!"

(End of this chapter)

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