Report the big devil

Chapter 5 Gao Bo's Surprising Discovery

During the time spent with Chun Xiaobai, Gao Bo fully understood how annoying this roommate was. In just a few hours, Gao Bo was on the verge of collapse countless times.But for Chun Xiaobai, it was really a wonderful afternoon, at least tonight is relatively safe.

As the meal time approached, Gao Bo took Chun Xiaobai to the cafeteria of the Super Combat Academy in Shanghai. Although the cafeteria was large, there were very few people eating, and only about 35% of the tables and chairs were used.

"Master! Bring me some shredded pork with green peppers, no green peppers, I hate green peppers!"

"Add 30 seconds!"

"Master! Bring me a fish-flavored shredded pork, put more fish, no shredded pork!"

"Add 30 seconds!"

"Master! Give me a vinegar potato shreds, don't want master, don't look at me like this, I just want to tell you, I don't want potatoes!"

"Add 30 seconds!"

Chun Xiaobai came to the opposite side of Gao Bo contentedly after making troubles in the cafeteria area, and saved another half an hour of survival time after just walking around.

When Chun Xiaobai was eating and drinking, the gang of masters who had been harmed were all sullen and complained to each other.

Chef A: "This person is a neurotic. Before he said a perfect combination of sodium chloride and chicken, I was still wondering what it was, and finally told me it was salt-baked chicken!"

Chef B: "You're not bad, but mine is miserable. Have you heard of spicy fish scales, braised fat sea, and fermented radish skin? This guy said that there are no such famous dishes handed down from generation to generation, what kind of cafeteria is open!"

Chun Xiaobai was eating the food, looking at the one-second increase messages that kept appearing one by one, he was already happy, this place is really his own blessed place, not only free food but also a steady stream of life extension time.

"Brother Bai!"

"What did you do just now?" Gao Bo noticed the resentful eyes from the cafeteria masters, and said helplessly to Chun Xiaobai's trouble-making ability, and offended the entire cafeteria staff in just a few minutes.

"I didn't do anything, I just went over and asked what delicious food there is." Chun Xiaobai showed an innocent face: "I guess this is a group of sluts, and you know that sluts are hypocritical!"

Slut, there is no one more slut than you in this world!
At this time, Gao Bo wanted to finish eating quickly and escape from this place of right and wrong. The resentful eyes of this group of staff were too terrifying.

Chun Xiaobai saved another hour and a half for himself during a meal.Then they returned to the dormitory with Gao Bo, and Chun Xiaobai lay comfortably on the sofa with a toothpick in his mouth, and turned on his big devil system.

Name: Chun Xiaobai
Remaining survival time: 10 hours 7 minutes 11 seconds

Harmonic value: 61200
"It's really tricky!" Chun Xiaobai crossed his legs: "Oh no! It's good fortune to trick people!"

I was eating chicken in an Internet cafe one second, and inexplicably traveled to a parallel world in the next second. I also accidentally possessed the Great Demon King System. Here, I even entered one of the so-called best super power academies in Huaguo. Drink it for nothing, it's all perfect.

Checking the current skill store, Chun Xiaobai kept flipping through the list of various skills, unwilling to give up, he looked for a skill related to superpowers, but the final result disappointed him.

In the final analysis, besides being unable to die, I don't seem to have any other functions. Even if I bought all the skills of the Great Demon King system, I would be a little stronger than ordinary people at most.

"Gao Bo!"

"If an ordinary person fights with a superpower, what do you think is the probability that the normal person will win?" Chun Xiaobai intends to listen to Gao Bo's thoughts.

Gao Bo pondered for a while, and said to Chun Xiaobai: "Brother Xiaobai, there should be no suspense, but if an E-level or D-level power user wants to defeat a Federation who has experienced many battles and is well-equipped Soldiers, it is estimated that they will be completely abused."

Oh?
Chun Xiaobai was a little surprised. It seems that superpowers are not invincible existences. They should have many flaws. After all, God opened a window and naturally closed a door.

"Brother Xiaobai forgot to tell you. Tomorrow is a brand-new meeting of students with superpowers. Brother Xiaobai, don't forget to use your own ID card to enter!" Gao Bo said to Chun Xiaobai, "Forget it! I'll go with you when the time comes."

"Oh, thanks!"

The two chatted for a while, and Chun Xiaobai earned a little more time to survive on Gao Bo, then took a shower and lay down on his bed early.

Gao Bo watched TV programs for a while, and when he was about to wash up and go to bed, there was a burst of sleep talk on the big bed next to him.

"You are ruthless, you are shameless, you are making trouble for no reason!"

With a grim face, Chun Xiaobai raised his finger to the ceiling, but his eyes were tightly closed.

Gao Bo was stunned for a full minute, and couldn't help laughing. It seems that his roommate once had a very humiliating relationship history. Even in his sleep, he was still troubled by the scene of being abandoned by her.

"Aren't you ruthless? Are you not shameless? Are you not making trouble for no reason?"

Uh?
Why did the voice change? This time it was full of masculinity. Gao Bo glanced at the sleeping Chun Xiaobai in surprise. What kind of dream is this man having?

"Where am I ruthless? Where am I shameless? Where am I making trouble for no reason?"

Here we go again. Is Chun Xiaobai arguing with others in his dream?And one person played two roles.

"You are not ruthless! You are not shameless! You are not making trouble for no reason!"

"Add ten seconds!"

"Add ten seconds!"

"Add ten seconds!"

Gao Bo was about to go crazy. He felt that he had come to the scene of a schizophrenia patient. If he had been tossed all night, how could he have the energy to attend the conference tomorrow.

Cautiously, she came to Chun Xiaobai's side, and when she was about to shake him, Chun Xiaobai suddenly held his cheeks and kept shaking him.

"Erkang is that you?! Why can't I see anything? Erkang Erkang! I'm so scared! Hurry up and hold me tight!"

"Add 30 seconds!"

"Add 30 seconds!"

"Add 30 seconds!"

Gao Bo is completely dumbfounded, of course you can't see it, because you are sleeping, bastard!And I'm not Erkang, and I don't even want to hold you tight!
Just when Gao Bo was about to break free from Chun Xiaobai's face-slapping attack, a dark mass rushed towards him in front of his eyes, and a clear and clear voice resounded throughout the room instantly.

"Feel the wrath of a single dog!"

"Snapped!"

"Add 60 seconds!"

"Add 60 seconds!"

"Add 60 seconds!"

This person must be a psychopath, he is not a superpower at all, he is a fake!Gao Bo held his cheeks that were swollen by Chun Xiaobai just now, and stared angrily at the sleeping bastard.

What does it have to do with you that I have a girlfriend? Why should I be beaten if I have a girlfriend?Why can't I understand this truth!
Gao Bo rushed to take a shower, and then lay down on his big bed, but Gao Bo didn't know that his miserable night had just begun.

"No matter how ruthless I am, no matter how shameless, no matter how vexatious I am! I will never be more ruthless, shameless, and vexatious than you!"

"Then I will give you ruthlessness! Shameless! Make trouble for no reason! Look!"

"Finally admit that I am ruthless! Shameless! Make trouble for no reason!"

"Even if I'm ruthless, shameless, and unreasonable! I was forced out by you for being ruthless, shameless, and unreasonable!"

Gao Bo, who was covered with pillows, finally couldn't take it anymore, got up and came to Chun Xiaobai's side, this time he must have a showdown with the psychopath lying on the bed, if there is no showdown, I'm afraid he won't be able to sleep tonight.

"Where is the evildoer?!"

Chun Xiaobai kicked Gao Bo. As a flame power user, Gao Bo subconsciously used his unproficient flame ability, and immediately a wall of fire appeared in front of him.

At the moment when the flame appeared, Gao Bo regretted it. He was afraid that his roommate Chun Xiaobai would suffer in the next second. Any superpower is very vulnerable when he is resting.

really!

Gao Bo saw that Chun Xiaobai's heels were burning, but his roommate was still sleeping. Although he was surprised, Gao Bo still shook his roommate vigorously: "Brother Xiaobai, your feet are burning. Come on, wake up, it’s going to burn through!”

The only response to Gao Bo was Chun Xiaobai's snoring.

In desperation, Gao Bo had no choice but to go to the bathroom to get some water, ready to douse Chun Xiaobai's burning feet. When he came back, something even weirder happened.

"This"

"It was burnt black just now, why is it back to the state of thin skin and tender flesh now?!" In Gao Bo's eyes, there is no scorched black foot, the white heel does not show any trace of burning at all.

This must be a dream!
Gao Bo put his hooded head on his head and got into his bed. He looked at the time and found that it was less than three hours before dawn.

(End of this chapter)