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Chapter 498 Ask him to take you to a massage (22)
Chapter 498 Ask him to take you to a massage (22)
On the first day when they came to the United States, Qi Shan and Wang Mengmeng took Shen Ming for a stroll in the largest shopping mall in New York, and the impact of shopping was not enough to shock Chun Xiaobai.
At the entrance of a top clothing store, Chun Xiaobai stood silently outside, flipping through messages on his mobile phone, reading some interesting articles rather than messages, such as "How Men Become Strong" and "How Men Last".
"fraud!"
"It's all written by the marketing account." Chun Xiaobai looked at it and found that something was wrong. At the beginning, he plagiarized some things from the encyclopedia library, and when he wrote something critical, his style of writing changed to become a drug seller.
Reasonable. If these things are really so effective, then there is no such thing as kidney deficiency in the world!
Ugh!
How about applying for a public account yourself?
Chun Xiaobai thought about it for a while and felt that this idea was quite reliable. At present, his main life-saving time comes from the chicken soup articles on Weibo. Although he has been silent for a long time, he keeps being pulled out and whipped.
However, growth and consumption have been completely balanced, and sometimes there will even be negative growth. If this continues, sooner or later it will evolve into resting on one's laurels.
"what?"
"Did this f*ck die again?" Chun Xiaobai accidentally refreshed the website, only to see the latest report. Six more people died in the task force headquarters, and the bodies were just released.
Words,
It's a bit unreasonable. People die every day in this ghost place, but why are there so many people who are not afraid of death going to work?
Thinking according to the general human brain, knowing that there is a [-]% threat in that place, then there will be a sense of rejection in the heart, and then the rejection will expand infinitely under the fear of the unknown, and turn into shrinkage.
Strange.
These people are so unafraid of death. Maybe it's because the task force's brainwashing ability is too strong.
"All right."
"Let's go to a store!" Wang Mengmeng carried three bags and said with a satisfied look on her face: "My dear, I bought you a facial mask. It's a facial mask for men. I emptied their inventory at once."
"."
What the hell?
Do you need a mask for the beauty of the prosperous age?
Crazy? !
Chun Xiaobai glanced at the complacent Wang Mengmeng, and couldn't help pouring cold water on him: "To be honest, you know what kind of face I have the most. Do you think you need something like a mask?"
"Go and change it. Change it to a lady-only one, which can delay the time for you to become a yellow-faced woman in the future." Chun Xiaobai said.
"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"
"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"
He. What did he just say?
Call yourself a yellow-faced woman?
Wang Mengmeng was so angry that she jumped up, stood on tiptoe and tried to twist Chunxiaobai's ear, but found that she still couldn't reach it, so she moved down to his waist and twisted hard.
"Let me ask you if one day I become a yellow-faced woman, are you planning to go outside to find a young girl?" Wang Mengmeng asked angrily.
This question,
It should be a sub-question!
Chun Xiaobai knew very well what kind of test he would face if he answered this question incorrectly. Of course, if he went against his will and used lies to pass the test, his conscience would also be condemned.
"All right!"
"I know from your expression that you can't let me go." Wang Mengmeng glanced at Chun Xiaobai and couldn't help but said: "I tell you that I will not turn into a yellow-faced woman. I will always be such a beautiful girl. in this world."
Chun Xiaobai:? ? ?
Ugh?
I didn't even speak, so the short girl at the airport understood?
It’s okay if you really understand it, but you understand it wrong!
"I"
"You," Chun Xiaobai said cautiously, "What? Let's let this issue go for now. By the way, six more people died at the task force headquarters!"
Hearing Chun Xiaobai's words, Shen Ming was the first to lose control. After all, it was his husband, and he was now the only person sent to investigate the incident. But who would have known that six more people died just after his husband passed by.
"Really?"
"Where is the news?" Shen Ming asked hastily.
suddenly,
Chun Xiaobai took out his cell phone and handed it to Shen Ming. After seeing the content on the phone, Shen Ming turned pale and frowned slightly.
good chance!
Chun Xiaobai keenly seized such an opportunity and asked cautiously: "What? Auntie, don't worry, I'm still here. I'll sneak in now to protect uncle's safety."
"."
"."
Wang Mengmeng and Shen Ming looked at each other and suddenly realized that Xiao Bai's ultimate goal was this!
"Cough cough!"
"Xiao Bai, your aunt has not yet reached the stage of Alzheimer's disease, so your little trick will not succeed." Shen Ming said expressionlessly: "Although I am very worried about your uncle, I am only worried about one person. If you If you go there, you will be doubly worried!"
"Mmmmmmm!"
"Anyway, my dad didn't send you a message, so you can't leave our mother and daughter for half a step!" Wang Mengmeng echoed hastily.
I rely on!
She is indeed a mother-in-law!
The greatest enemy in a man's life!
Chun Xiaobai sighed silently and followed the mother and daughter to continue shopping in the mall.
Task Force Headquarters,
The arrival of Wang Qi gave many people a sense of peace, but this peace did not last long, and six people died, and the death was too sudden without any warning.
"uncle!"
"Can we find the murderer?" Jerak asked blankly, "Many people are now protesting and demanding that everything they do is stopped, but if they do, this institution will cease to operate, which is very serious. Bad things will happen!"
What Jerac was worried about was also what Wang Qi was worried about. The world was originally in a delicate state. At this embarrassing point of time, the super task force stopped operating, which is not a good thing for peace.
"Give me a day, and I will definitely be able to find the murderer." Wang Qi raised his head and said to Jerak, "Tomorrow noon at the latest, anyway, don't worry."
"Ok!"
"Uncle depends on you!" Jerak nodded, paused for a moment and said: "By the way, Xiaobai, Mengmeng, and aunt are also here. I want to invite them to have dinner together tomorrow."
"it is good!"
"Don't come tomorrow. This period of time will probably put a lot of pressure on you." Wang Qi said: "Let Xiaobai take you alone to relax in the evening. He is not good at anything. He has the ability to enjoy and enjoy. very high."
"correct!"
"Have you ever had a foot massage?" Wang Qi asked curiously: "Foot massage is good for our men's kidneys. I will tell Xiaobai later and let him take you to experience the legendary kidney massage." Onslaught in the reflex zone!"
Hearing Wang Qi's words, Jerac's expression finally changed slightly, and he said immediately: "I will definitely find him!"
(End of this chapter)
On the first day when they came to the United States, Qi Shan and Wang Mengmeng took Shen Ming for a stroll in the largest shopping mall in New York, and the impact of shopping was not enough to shock Chun Xiaobai.
At the entrance of a top clothing store, Chun Xiaobai stood silently outside, flipping through messages on his mobile phone, reading some interesting articles rather than messages, such as "How Men Become Strong" and "How Men Last".
"fraud!"
"It's all written by the marketing account." Chun Xiaobai looked at it and found that something was wrong. At the beginning, he plagiarized some things from the encyclopedia library, and when he wrote something critical, his style of writing changed to become a drug seller.
Reasonable. If these things are really so effective, then there is no such thing as kidney deficiency in the world!
Ugh!
How about applying for a public account yourself?
Chun Xiaobai thought about it for a while and felt that this idea was quite reliable. At present, his main life-saving time comes from the chicken soup articles on Weibo. Although he has been silent for a long time, he keeps being pulled out and whipped.
However, growth and consumption have been completely balanced, and sometimes there will even be negative growth. If this continues, sooner or later it will evolve into resting on one's laurels.
"what?"
"Did this f*ck die again?" Chun Xiaobai accidentally refreshed the website, only to see the latest report. Six more people died in the task force headquarters, and the bodies were just released.
Words,
It's a bit unreasonable. People die every day in this ghost place, but why are there so many people who are not afraid of death going to work?
Thinking according to the general human brain, knowing that there is a [-]% threat in that place, then there will be a sense of rejection in the heart, and then the rejection will expand infinitely under the fear of the unknown, and turn into shrinkage.
Strange.
These people are so unafraid of death. Maybe it's because the task force's brainwashing ability is too strong.
"All right."
"Let's go to a store!" Wang Mengmeng carried three bags and said with a satisfied look on her face: "My dear, I bought you a facial mask. It's a facial mask for men. I emptied their inventory at once."
"."
What the hell?
Do you need a mask for the beauty of the prosperous age?
Crazy? !
Chun Xiaobai glanced at the complacent Wang Mengmeng, and couldn't help pouring cold water on him: "To be honest, you know what kind of face I have the most. Do you think you need something like a mask?"
"Go and change it. Change it to a lady-only one, which can delay the time for you to become a yellow-faced woman in the future." Chun Xiaobai said.
"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"
"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"
He. What did he just say?
Call yourself a yellow-faced woman?
Wang Mengmeng was so angry that she jumped up, stood on tiptoe and tried to twist Chunxiaobai's ear, but found that she still couldn't reach it, so she moved down to his waist and twisted hard.
"Let me ask you if one day I become a yellow-faced woman, are you planning to go outside to find a young girl?" Wang Mengmeng asked angrily.
This question,
It should be a sub-question!
Chun Xiaobai knew very well what kind of test he would face if he answered this question incorrectly. Of course, if he went against his will and used lies to pass the test, his conscience would also be condemned.
"All right!"
"I know from your expression that you can't let me go." Wang Mengmeng glanced at Chun Xiaobai and couldn't help but said: "I tell you that I will not turn into a yellow-faced woman. I will always be such a beautiful girl. in this world."
Chun Xiaobai:? ? ?
Ugh?
I didn't even speak, so the short girl at the airport understood?
It’s okay if you really understand it, but you understand it wrong!
"I"
"You," Chun Xiaobai said cautiously, "What? Let's let this issue go for now. By the way, six more people died at the task force headquarters!"
Hearing Chun Xiaobai's words, Shen Ming was the first to lose control. After all, it was his husband, and he was now the only person sent to investigate the incident. But who would have known that six more people died just after his husband passed by.
"Really?"
"Where is the news?" Shen Ming asked hastily.
suddenly,
Chun Xiaobai took out his cell phone and handed it to Shen Ming. After seeing the content on the phone, Shen Ming turned pale and frowned slightly.
good chance!
Chun Xiaobai keenly seized such an opportunity and asked cautiously: "What? Auntie, don't worry, I'm still here. I'll sneak in now to protect uncle's safety."
"."
"."
Wang Mengmeng and Shen Ming looked at each other and suddenly realized that Xiao Bai's ultimate goal was this!
"Cough cough!"
"Xiao Bai, your aunt has not yet reached the stage of Alzheimer's disease, so your little trick will not succeed." Shen Ming said expressionlessly: "Although I am very worried about your uncle, I am only worried about one person. If you If you go there, you will be doubly worried!"
"Mmmmmmm!"
"Anyway, my dad didn't send you a message, so you can't leave our mother and daughter for half a step!" Wang Mengmeng echoed hastily.
I rely on!
She is indeed a mother-in-law!
The greatest enemy in a man's life!
Chun Xiaobai sighed silently and followed the mother and daughter to continue shopping in the mall.
Task Force Headquarters,
The arrival of Wang Qi gave many people a sense of peace, but this peace did not last long, and six people died, and the death was too sudden without any warning.
"uncle!"
"Can we find the murderer?" Jerak asked blankly, "Many people are now protesting and demanding that everything they do is stopped, but if they do, this institution will cease to operate, which is very serious. Bad things will happen!"
What Jerac was worried about was also what Wang Qi was worried about. The world was originally in a delicate state. At this embarrassing point of time, the super task force stopped operating, which is not a good thing for peace.
"Give me a day, and I will definitely be able to find the murderer." Wang Qi raised his head and said to Jerak, "Tomorrow noon at the latest, anyway, don't worry."
"Ok!"
"Uncle depends on you!" Jerak nodded, paused for a moment and said: "By the way, Xiaobai, Mengmeng, and aunt are also here. I want to invite them to have dinner together tomorrow."
"it is good!"
"Don't come tomorrow. This period of time will probably put a lot of pressure on you." Wang Qi said: "Let Xiaobai take you alone to relax in the evening. He is not good at anything. He has the ability to enjoy and enjoy. very high."
"correct!"
"Have you ever had a foot massage?" Wang Qi asked curiously: "Foot massage is good for our men's kidneys. I will tell Xiaobai later and let him take you to experience the legendary kidney massage." Onslaught in the reflex zone!"
Hearing Wang Qi's words, Jerac's expression finally changed slightly, and he said immediately: "I will definitely find him!"
(End of this chapter)
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