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Chapter 470 About Valentine's Day (22)

"Hey!"

"Why didn't your friend's body rot?" Wang Mengmeng glanced back at the carriage, where four black plastic bags were neatly placed, and then said, "It's been so long that it's still the same as when he just died."

"I'm weird too!"

"According to the logic, it should be rotten, but how could it be like this?" Chun Xiaobai was also very curious. A person has been dead for so long, and his physiological functions have stopped long ago. Slowly rotting into a pile of bones.

Could it be that.
God bless?

"Uh, I think God couldn't bear the death of my comrades-in-arms, and then used his own strength to protect the four of them." Chun Xiaobai drove the car, and said to Wang Mengmeng: "Otherwise, there is no reason to explain this phenomenon."

snort!
I like to use God to explain.

Wang Mengmeng said with a righteous face: "Idiot. There is no so-called fairy emperor in this world. We are the masters of this world!"

Ouch I rely on!

Is this preaching to me?

Chun Xiaobai was stunned for a moment and said to Wang Mengmeng: "I just said it casually. Then you can explain how this non-corruption phenomenon came about. You are so smart. You are called the smartest child by Teacher Yu Shuhua." .”

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

The wisest is the wisest,

But what the hell is this kid behind?

Wang Mengmeng gave the bastard a blank look, and said silently: "Actually, this is very simple. The environment in Africa is relatively dry, so it isolates the growth of certain bacteria. In this environment, death will reduce the rate of decay, and... the latter is more professional. You may not understand the terminology."

Oh?
Do you really understand?

Chun Xiaobai admired Wang Mengmeng's knowledge reserve, and said with emotion: "Sure enough, science is the most important thing in this world. Mengmeng said that you are so smart, why are you with me?"

"I also want to know!"

"With my conditions, I can't find any kind of man, but I was deceived by you bastard." Wang Mengmeng sighed, revealing her resignation in her tone, and said, "Now that the raw rice has been cooked, we can't go all the way. , shall we die together?"

Ha ha,

A little blind!

Chun Xiaobai glanced at the dwarf girl at the airport, no one wanted this kind of enchanting gift for free, except that he was blind at the time, and Mengmeng tempted him in various ways, so he took an old ticket on board as soon as his head got hot This wreck.

"Call Gao Bo and ask him to transport their bodies away in Ceuta," Chun Xiaobai said.

"Ok!"

moment,

Wang Mengmeng called Gao Bo who was far away in China, hung up the phone after a few words, and said to Chun Xiaobai: "The plane will come over in about three days, and he will come with his father by the way."

Oh?
Gao Bo's father?

I have heard his name for a long time, but I have never seen him.

Chun Xiaobai is very curious about who Gao Bo's father is. From his three "little babies" and various high-tech gadgets, it can be seen that Gao Bo's father is a variant of an otaku, from a two-dimensional to an otaku Cutting edge technology.

Even though they are both homeboys, the latter is changing the world, while the former...forget it.

"Say it."

"I feel too peaceful recently. It seems that something is brewing." Chun Xiaobai frowned and said, "I want to take this opportunity to finish all the things on my body, otherwise I dug so many holes, but there is nothing in the end." Fill it in, maybe someone will scold me."

"scold you?"

"Who will scold you?" Wang Mengmeng was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "If anyone scolds you, we will beat him!"

beat?
How to beat?

Chun Xiaobai said helplessly: "There is a screen between us and them, unless your power of time and space can travel through dimensions and go to another parallel world, then...then let's beat those who scold me first, and then give the author Kidnapped and forced him to write about us better."

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

Did this guy go crazy reading novels?

Still travel through time and space?
are you crazy!

Wang Mengmeng directly ignored Chun Xiaobai's words, played with her mobile phone silently, suddenly remembered something, and said to the whimsical guy next to her, "Say, let's go back by plane, anyway, we're going back to the banquet. "

"Oh."

"As you arrange." Chun Xiaobai was not dissatisfied at all, but rather agreed with this plan, after all, it saved several air tickets.

money

No, it was saved.

Arriving in Ceuta City, Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng opened five rooms in the local hotel. After placing the bodies of their comrades in arms, they entered the bathtub with Mengmeng.

"Ugh!"

"See if I've gotten bigger?" Wang Mengmeng touched her pair A, raised her head and said to Chun Xiaobai, "I feel like I've gotten bigger recently, with a slight bulge, do you feel that way? "

Slightly raised?

Chun Xiaobai glanced at Yimapingchuan's pair A, who was simply polluting the environment, and said helplessly: "It's too big. Don't touch it anymore. What if it gets too small again?"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"roll!"

"That's why you know how to feel small." Wang Mengmeng rolled her eyes at Chun Xiaobai, and then said with a smile: "By the way, you haven't given me a breast enlargement massage for a long time. How about we continue with the breast enlargement plan today?"

My heart is very stuffy.

Although this pair of A is too familiar, every time I see or touch it, I feel that the world is very gloomy.

"Are there other things we can do between the two of us besides showing our love all day long?" Chun Xiaobai asked with a puzzled look on his face, "For example, we can play cards, or go outside to find something to do. "

"what?"

"Isn't it good to show affection?" Wang Mengmeng said with a blank look, "It will be Valentine's Day in one month, and then it will be White Valentine's Day in a few weeks. Have you prepared the show?"

what?
And White Day?
How many Valentine's Days are there in this world?
Chun Xiaobai looked confused, to be honest, what's so good about this kind of broken festival, it's nothing more than the evil businessmen racking their brains to come up with something that makes the majority of couples go crazy shopping and sweep away the money in their pockets.

"I only celebrate the traditional Chinese Valentine's Day!" Chun Xiaobai said boldly, "The young people nowadays are Valentine's Day every day except Qingming Festival. It's not good to be bombarded!"

"What do you say!"

"Valentine's Day is when people in love have a sweet experience together. How can you say it so badly!" Wang Mengmeng retorted angrily: "And there are so many Valentine's Days, that is, a dozen or so Valentine's Days."

"I know!"

"Twelve times a year, once a month." Chun Xiaobai said with emotion.

(End of this chapter)