Report the big devil

Chapter 43

Gao Bo came to Chun Xiaobai's side, and seeing his current state, he was stunned. A short horizontal knife was stuck in his thigh, and a red glow was printed on the wound.

"Brother Xiaobai, how did you do that?" Gao Bo couldn't figure out why Duan Duan was stabbed with a knife. Judging from the location of the wound and the angle of the knife handle, it was impossible to complete it!

Although Chun Xiaobai felt very painful, when he mentioned how he had been stabbed, he suddenly became energetic and said: "I'm telling you, I'm so awesome. I just figured out a unique sword technique. While I was experimenting, Who would have thought that I would be counterattacked by these two horizontal knives, and today I know that the knife has no eyes!"

nonsense!

Gao Bo was speechless for a while. Could it be that the knife will automatically turn when it realizes that it is about to penetrate your thigh?If the knife is so intelligent, what do you need the handle for?You can just throw the blade over there, it will track it automatically anyway!
"Brother Xiaobai, please don't move while you're lying down! I'm going to call you an ambulance now!" Gao Bo hurriedly took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the emergency number.

"Don't be in a hurry to make a phone call yet!" Chun Xiaobai stopped Gao Bo's behavior, and then said, "Help me to the big bed, and then I can rest up for an afternoon."

"Are you sure?" Gao Bo was a little surprised.

"You can only go to the German orthopedics department for the same kind of injury, and the orthopedics department in Shanghai is basically useless!" Chun Xiaobai sighed: "Anyway, I just need to take a break, don't forget that I am a superhuman with system strengthening attributes. capable."

Gao Bo looked at Chun Xiaobai dubiously, not knowing what he was trying to trick, since he asked so, he could only do as he said.

"Brother Xiaobai, I will help you over now, and then I will find someone to help you pull out this knife." Gao Bo helped Chun Xiaobai up and glanced at his thigh, which was still pierced by the horizontal knife.

"No need!"

"Look. I can pull it out myself!" Chun Xiaobai pulled out the horizontal knife stuck in his leg with a calm face, and suddenly a lot of blood appeared on the wound, and the trouser legs were soaked in a moment.

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

Gao Bo was dumbfounded by this process, how did I do it with this f*cking trick?This is generally impossible for people with a little bit of common sense to do it. Wouldn't such a pulling out expand the wound area?

"Brother Bai, aren't you in pain?" Gao Bo asked cautiously.

"It hurts!" Chun Xiaobai said with a confused face. He felt that Gao Bo asked this question very strangely.

Gao Bo swallowed his saliva and said in disbelief: "It hurts and you still pull it out?!"

"If you don't unplug it, you can't walk normally!" Chun Xiaobai said: "Help me to the room first, let me rest for a while. A chat girl, come and relax with me."

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

Lying on the big soft bed, Chun Xiaobai stared blankly at the ceiling above his head, today was too humiliating for him, the script for today has been drawn up perfectly!

After getting the three knives, he pretended to be aggressive in front of Gao Bo, and finally, under Gao Bo's expression of shock and admiration, he shouted, "This person should have been born in the sky, but he happened to go back and forth in the world. Kneel down! ’, finally he smiled slightly, and shouted silently, ‘Sit down, basic operation! '.

Who would have thought that pretending to be cool would lead to backlash. Not only was he humiliated in front of Gao Bo, but he also had a knife stabbed into his own white thigh. Just thinking about it makes him so angry!

In other words, why every time I want to pretend to be strong, I often end up becoming an idiot in the end. This world is too unfair. When others travel through time, it is the operation of "don't bully the young and poor". When I tripped, I got a knife in my thigh, it was so fucking funny.

Chun Xiaobai looked at the thigh that was still bleeding, and sighed helplessly. Bleeding to death seemed a bit difficult. It would be better to just hit the wall and die. No, it is not easy to clean the wall if it is dirty.

at this time.

Gao Bo opened the door, glanced at Chun Xiaobai lying on the bed with a confused face, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Xiaobai, what do you want for lunch?"

"Full banquet!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

"Gaobo adds 30 seconds for you!"

Gao Bo showed a bitter face, and said: "Brother Xiaobai really doesn't have this, please feel sorry for eating a non-ordinary takeaway, and some takeaways taste really good."

"Really? Give me three copies!" Chun Xiaobai regained a little vitality in an instant.

During the period of contact with Chun Xiaobai, Gao Bo has a certain understanding of his appetite. Usually Chun Xiaobai's dinner plate is piled up like a mountain. The average person really can't reach this kind of appetite, it's like a tiger!

"Ok!"

Just as Gao Bo was about to leave, Chun Xiaobai hurriedly stopped him.

"Gao Bo, can you bring me a knife?" Chun Xiaobai asked, "By the way, bring me an apple."

knife?

Gao Bo, who stopped in his tracks, looked at him in surprise. Mo Feichun Xiaobai couldn't think about it, and then said, "Brother Xiaobai, what do you want a knife for? The apples can be eaten immediately after washing."

"I don't eat apple peels!" Chun Xiaobai said seriously.

Gao Bo was stunned for a moment, and soon returned to normal. Indeed, some people like to peel their skins. This kind of thinking is also normal. Then he left the room and brought a knife and apples for Chun Xiaobai.

Watching Gao Bo leave the room, Chun Xiaobai hurriedly picked up the knife and stabbed himself in the heart.

moment.

After being resurrected, Chun Xiaobai got up from the big soft bed, wiped off the blood stains on the blade of the knife, then picked up an apple beside him and took a bite, which was an exercise for his stomach before lunch.

Running downstairs, Chun Xiaobai came to the living room, saw Gao Bo watching TV, and asked curiously, "When will the takeaway come? I'm almost starving to death!"

Gao Bo heard Chun Xiaobai's words and looked at him in shock. He glanced at his thighs involuntarily and asked, "Brother Xiaobai, are your legs okay?"

"No!"

"Do you think I'm really peeling apples? I'm scraping bones to heal wounds!" Chun Xiaobai said disdainfully, "I'm also the second brother Guan, the embodiment of loyalty and courage. A knife wound is nothing to me. carry!"

Listening to Chun Xiaobai talking nonsense there, Gao Bo could only smile helplessly. It should be that the elite class has some special potion that can quickly heal various wounds. And this kind of potion, I have personally witnessed it before. .

"By the way, what did you order?" Chun Xiaobai sat next to Gao Bo and asked curiously. In his subconscious, the quality of food determines the motivation for the evening. Here comes Hu.

"Braised chicken and rice!" Gao Bo said, "I ordered four servings in total."

Hearing Gao Bo's words, Chun Xiaobai was so angry, this is the legendary delicious takeaway?This is too ordinary, don't even think about it, it must be difficult to eat and not happy!No appetite!No energy at night!
However, after a long time.

At the dining table, Chun Xiaobai struggled to pick up the rice in the fast food box, and said to Gao Bo with a happy face: "Damn, this is so delicious!"

　Throw a recommendation ticket on the white cat's face!

　　


(End of this chapter)