Report the big devil

Chapter 279 A Sudden Accident (22)

The week at school was fairly stable, and Chun Xiaobai had nothing else to do except eat egg noodles as a whole. Although the little inventor Hu Nian provided a way to get rich, Chun Xiaobai didn't seize the opportunity.

After all, apart from the fortune-telling student, it seems that no other scammers have been found, not even a telecommunications scammer. What's more, everyone around Chunxiaobai has encountered WeChat selling tea, but Chunxiaobai didn't even send a greeting. of people have never been on WeChat.

There are no good words to sum it up, except to sum it up with the words of a failure to live.

"When will you come back? Buy me some fruit." Chun Xiaobai lay on the sofa and said like a dead fish: "I want to eat a yellow watermelon, yes it is a small thin-skinned one."

hang up,

"Ugh"

"Why are you so decadent all of a sudden?" Chun Xiaobai glanced at the rainy day outside and couldn't help but sighed. He didn't know when it started. Chun Xiaobai felt uncomfortable when it rained, and then he didn't have the energy to do anything. .

for a long time,

Wang Mengmeng came back to her home with two small watermelons. When she saw Chun Xiaobai, who was like a dead fish on the sofa, she was very angry. She was training hard, and then went around to buy watermelons for him. , As a result, this guy just lay on the sofa all day.

"No one found out that you live here, right?" Wang Mengmeng was cutting watermelon in the kitchen, and hurriedly asked Chun Xiaobai who was on the sofa. She was really worried that the matter between the two of them would be exposed.

Although it's not a big deal to poke it out, I believe the teachers will understand, but once it happens, there will be a lack of tension and excitement.

After all, there's no such thing as being sneaky about being aboveboard! ?

"no!"

"Gao Bo asked me where I was today, so I said I went outside to find a new film." Chun Xiaobai gave a huff, and couldn't help but said, "That's what happened to the two of us, your petite body is already gone. It has reached the point where I don't want to take a second look, is it necessary to cover it up?"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

Neuropathy!
That's not what I said last night,
Mutiny so quickly.

Sure enough, what Xie Linna said was right. Once the stinky man got his hands, he became difficult to serve. He used to hold it in the palm of his hand every day, and it was so hot that it was about to melt. on the ground.

But this guy doesn't seem to have succeeded yet, right?It seems that the last crucial step is missing.

Terrified! ! !

"What do you know!" Wang Mengmeng finished cutting the watermelon, inserted a few more bamboo sticks, quietly walked to Chun Xiaobai's side, and said to him, "Anyway, you keep it a secret from me until graduation. !"

Ugh.
woman,
Chun Xiaobai put pieces of watermelon kernels into his mouth, not to mention it was delicious in the world, he couldn't help nodding and said: "Mmm, it's very sweet, I'm tired like this, why don't you feed me?"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

I let you eat!

I let you continue to rant!
Wang Mengmeng had already reached the edge of the explosion, and immediately grabbed Chun Xiaobai who was lying on the sofa, and tried hard to pull him down, but unfortunately, it was impossible to pull the dead Yu Xiaobai with Wang Mengmeng's strength.

"Ahhh!"

"You bastard is going to piss me off!" Wang Mengmeng gave up on her behavior, and went upstairs without looking back. When she was halfway there, she turned around and asked, "What's for dinner?"

"Hey?"

"Aren't you pissed off?" Chun Xiaobai subconsciously stood up and shouted at Wang Mengmeng when he heard what was for dinner, "Dead people don't have the right to speak!"

"go to hell!"

Wang Mengmeng went upstairs angrily, and then closed the door with a 'snap'.

Hearing the sound of the door slamming, Chun Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, although he was cruel to Wang Mengmeng, but if he thought about it carefully, he would have to eat noodles if he didn't do that, can he bear it? !
what about egg noodles
It is still a whole egg, but it used to be one egg, but now it is three eggs.

"Hey?"

"Principal!" Chun Xiaobai greeted the call in a decadent manner, but when he heard that it was Yanhuo, his tone immediately changed, with a hint of naughtiness in his seriousness.

"Okay, I understand, come right away!" Chun Xiaobai kept nodding and bowing, got up and was about to go out, and then shouted towards the stairs: "Principal Yanhuo called me, I'll go out for a while, I won't come back at night !"

"Go to hell!"

Holding Wang Mengmeng's lady's umbrella, Chun Xiaobai came to the office unsteadily, pushed the door open and saw Yanhuo was working hard, and then said with a playful smile: "Then what, Mr. Principal!"

"Ok!"

"By the way, find a seat." Yanhuo looked up at Chun Xiaobai, and said coldly.

Chun Xiaobai was not polite either, and sat on the opposite side of Yanhuo, Erlang's legs were raised higher than the sky, and he asked curiously: "Master Principal, what do you want from me?"

"It's been a long rest?" Yan Huo said indifferently.

"Uh"

"All right." Chun Xiaobai said.

When Yanhuo heard Chun Xiaobai's words, he couldn't help but sighed in his heart. Sure enough, this little fox was very cunning, as if he was afraid that he would cheat him. Of course, he really wanted to cheat him.

"Don't play tricks in front of me, I know how long your vacation is." Yan Huo said with a smile: "Do you think it's appropriate to spend so much time eating and dying all day long?"

This Nima.
What does it mean to eat and wait to die?
Chun Xiaobai was quite unconvinced, and immediately retorted: "Of course I have my own career, such as monitoring a demon king to prevent her from continuing to harm the world."

How could Yanhuo not know who the devil Chun Xiaobai was talking about? At first he didn't believe what happened between Chun Xiaobai and Wang Mengmeng, but he noticed that this guy frequently entered and left Wang Mengmeng's single villa, and When I choose to have no one, I gradually believe in it.

My eldest brother's daughter was taken away by such a bastard. Apart from feeling a pity, it is more of a blessing, after all, love is free, and it is not my daughter.

"Wang Mengmeng, right?" Yan Huo said with a smile, "I am very familiar with her parents."

"Ouch!"

"Is this true?" Chun Xiaobai was taken aback, and hurriedly asked, "Master, you have to save me! This prodigal girl has withheld my bank card and only gave me 100 yuan a month." Pocket money, what's more, she specializes in dark dishes for me all day long."

"I don't want to know too much about the matter between you and her. This is a matter between you young people." Yan Huo said: "I only have one request, to be a teacher for a week, to teach students in the elite three classes , Share some of your personal experience with everyone.”

Oh.
It turned out to be a teacher.

Wait!
Actually become a teacher?

Chun Xiaobai was very surprised. Although he was only a teacher for a week, it came too suddenly, right?
Hey?
Thinking about it from another angle, in the next week, I will be the teacher of the shorty girl at the airport, and I will no longer be bullied. Not only will I not be bullied, but I will be able to bully the shorty girl at the airport instead!

"Gou Li!" Chun Xiaobai patted his chest and said seriously, "You understand!"

(End of this chapter)