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Chapter 270 Wiping the Neck (12)

Not only was this presumptuous visitor stunned, but even Wang Mengmeng, the person involved, was also in this state. In her understanding, shouldn't Chun Xiaobai be very angry and dissatisfied?

It seems that judging from the current situation, he seems to be pleasantly surprised by this matter, yes, it is a pleasant surprise!

Is this guy crazy?

When a normal couple is suddenly penetrated by a third party, shouldn't the other half become angry from embarrassment?I am afraid that my lover will leave me, and then stand up bravely to fight with him.

but,

The bastard seemed very happy, as if he had been looking forward to it for a long time, and finally he got this opportunity.

"you"

"What do you mean?" The handsome young man asked with a mask on his face: "Are you planning to provoke me? But I don't think you have the strength. My dad still has a reputation in Shanghai!"

Hearing the words of this handsome young man, Chun Xiaobai immediately burst into joy. Is this the legendary buy one get one free?This plot is so fucking familiar to me, my son can't do it, I'm here, waiting in line for someone to go over and pretend to be slapped in the face.

"Okay, okay!" Chun Xiaobai hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and said to the young man in front of him, "Call your dad quickly and ask him to send a reinforcement company over immediately."

finished,

Chun Xiaobai shouted to the spectators of this ice cream shop: "Don't leave, you are the most important members in my act of pretending to face, when the time comes, when the actors arrive, I will pretend to be one Shocking, you guys have to remember to show a shocked expression! During the process, I will observe secretly, whose expression is the most distracted, and I will add a chicken leg to the box lunch later."

"XXX adds 60 seconds to you!"

"XXX adds 60 seconds to you!"

"."

what's the situation?
God damn it can't go!
Isn’t it just a plot of two men competing for one woman? What’s the point of this? There are many such plots in TV dramas, not only TV dramas, but any urban online novel has this plot, okay? !
A group of onlookers were speechless when they heard Chun Xiaobai's words. Indeed, they were a little bit curious just now, but when they saw two men fighting for a woman, they had no interest at all.

I have seen too much, and I am already impatient.

in case,

This can be processed again to become the kind of one man and one woman competing for one man, and the relationship between these three people is that of friends, siblings, brothers, and couples, which includes family affection, love, and friendship. This is so exciting.

"Hey!"

"Don't go!"

Chun Xiaobai looked at the crowd of people eating melons, and left the ice cream shop with a blank face, and immediately became anxious, just kidding. What is the most important thing in pretending to be slapped?It's not how strong the opponent is, or how strong your own strength is, but it depends on how many people around you are eating melons.

The crowd is gone, so who will you pretend to be for?What about showing ghosts?
"Add two chicken legs!"

"Okay, okay. You win, three chicken legs!" Chun Xiaobai rushed to the ice cream shop and shouted to the people who left to eat melons, but no one wanted to pay attention to him, and finally returned to the shop in disgrace.

"Zhou Wei will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Zhou Wei will add 60 seconds for you!"

This young and handsome guy has no thoughts, his mind is full of the kind: Who am I?Why am I standing here, where am I going?
now,

Chun Xiaobai sat back in his seat like a dead body, kept sending ice cream to his mouth, and broke down after eating, grabbed his hair, and kept wailing.

"I'm so angry!"

"I hate my incompetence so much!" Chun Xiaobai murmured to himself with a miserable face, then glanced at the young guy who was still standing beside him, and couldn't help complaining, "It's all your fault!"

"Zhou Wei will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Zhou Wei will add 60 seconds for you!"

Hey!
God damn it is me?
I haven't started to do anything yet, and I have been blamed for this for no reason, and I haven't figured out what happened until now.

"Uh"

"Can I go?" The young man asked in a daze.

"no!"

"You want to leave after offending the abbot?" Chun Xiaobai slapped the table angrily, and said viciously: "It's not that easy, help us two to pay for the ice cream!"

The young guy paid for the ice cream obediently, and then left here without stopping, not because he was cowardly, but because he couldn't keep up with Chun Xiaobai's rhythm at all.

It's like you said A, and then he answered with a B, you heard C and answered D, but he thought it was E and then said F, and the final conclusion was G.

"Hey!"

"Can you explain what happened just now?" Wang Mengmeng sat on the chair blankly. She was originally the protagonist, but she became the background board gorgeously in the previous scene.

"Ugh!"

"This is a period of humiliation, so don't mention it." Chun Xiaobai didn't want to explain too much about what happened just now. Obviously, God gave him a pair of peerless cards, but in the end he played them badly.

Wang Mengmeng didn't have too much curiosity about it, waited until Chun Xiaobai finished eating the ice cream, then took his hand and went to the store together, and took a good look around.

"What are you going to buy?" Chun Xiaobai was dragged by Wang Mengmeng to walk around the major flagship stores, and suddenly became a little impatient, man. The biggest enemy in their life is the companion Daughter-in-law is shopping.

Wang Mengmeng said helplessly, "Buy something to wipe your neck."

In fact, what Wang Mengmeng wants to talk about is to buy cream skin care products to eliminate neck wrinkles, because she has a little habit of reading a book by the bedside before going to bed.

The long-term lowering of the head will squeeze the neck and form lines. Although Wang Mengmeng's lines are very inconspicuous and can't be found under normal circumstances, they are fatal to her.

however,
Chun Xiaobai was not aware of these inside information.

Wipe your neck?
Is it the kind of neck wipe in martial arts movies?
Isn't this a little too much?
"Hey!"

"Do I still need to buy this?" Chun Xiaobai asked curiously: "Isn't there a lot of tools at home, such as kitchen knives, fruit knives, and nail clippers? Wipe your neck.”

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Wang Mengmeng will add 60 seconds for you!"

Wipe your neck?
Wipe your neck!
God, does this guy have a problem with reading comprehension?
Wang Mengmeng let out a long sigh. She didn't want to explain too much, so it was all in silence.

"Stand still!" Wang Mengmeng pointed at the entrance of a flagship store of top skin care products: "This circle is your range of activities. You can't move around until I come out. Anyway, it's like a telephone pole inserted here!"

"Oh!"

Chun Xiaobai nodded, this request is quite simple.

Watching Wang Mengmeng enter the skin care store, the bored Chun Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and began to check Weibo, but after a while, he saw Wang Mengmeng walking out with a bag.

"How much did it cost?" Chun Xiaobai asked curiously.

"not much."

"Only twenty thousand!"

Hearing the price, Chun Xiaobai was silent for a moment, and murmured weakly to himself: "It's better to buy a kitchen knife."

(End of this chapter)