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Chapter 248 Disliked by People (33, April Monthly Ticket [-] Plus)
finally,
Chun Xiaobai went to Luo Yang's location. Since he couldn't go back, he could only stay with Luo Yang. After all, according to the law of horror movies, those who act alone usually die early. This is the universal law.

"Luo Yang, with you by my side, I feel so safe!" Chun Xiaobai said to Luo Yang with a playful smile, "But don't be too proud, usually in horror movies, it's tough men like you who die. "

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Luo Yang was helpless, out of the four, he was the only one chosen by Chun Xiaobai, and then he beeped and beeped endlessly by his side, talking about what a female ghost was for 10 minutes.

"Xiaobai, can you stop cursing me to death?" Luo Yang said.

Hearing Luo Yang's words, Chun Xiaobai also knew that he was wrong, but all his behaviors were very consistent with the concept of cannon fodder, who is tall and powerful, why suddenly talked about his girlfriend while performing a mission
joke,

No matter what movie they are in, as long as they talk about life, family, and the future, such people will basically not survive for five minutes, and then they will be mercilessly eaten by the director or author.

"Okay!" Chun Xiaobai sighed, and couldn't help laughing: "But in the future, you don't do these actions full of hints. Look at your physique. These two pectoralis major muscles are bigger than Zhang Linmei and Li Xinmin , do you want to be ashamed?"

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

Nima
This shit can also be forcibly convicted?
Luo Yang was about to go crazy, and said with ashen face: "Xiaobai. I'm a system-enhanced superpower. If I don't strengthen my physique, when I activate my superpower in the future, it may cause damage to my body structure!"

Uh.
It makes sense.

Chun Xiaobai thought about it for a while. This is almost the same as a computer. The human body is a computer, and superpowers are a game software. If the computer configuration is not good enough, if you force a high-end game to run, it will freeze directly with a black screen.

"Okay." Chun Xiaobai nodded: "You have big breasts, you are right!"

Luo Yang looked at Chun Xiaobai sadly, thinking he was used to Chun Xiaobai's brain circuit, but now he found that he had only scratched the surface.

In the following time, the two spent half an hour searching the two houses. Of course, if Chun Xiaobai could also do it, the efficiency would be even faster, but at the moment Chun Xiaobai prefers to be a quiet beauty. man.

"I said Xiaobai." Luo Yang couldn't take it anymore, and hurriedly complained: "Can you stop being like a candle and stick it by my side, okay? You should also go find the meteorite!"

"I am not an ordinary candle, I am a talking candle." Chun Xiaobai said seriously: "And do you know how to rummage your candles?"

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

Luo Yang looked at Chun Xiaobai seriously, and then said with his communication device: "Hey, hey, can Seinfeld hear me? Where are you? I'll send you something fun!"

for a long time.

Chun Xiaobai looked at Sein Fei, who was loveless in life, and said with a smile, "Hi!"

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Sein Fei sighed. Under normal circumstances, Luo Yang and Chun Xiaobai performed missions together. Now that Luo Yang has driven this guy to his side, he probably has collapsed now.

however,
Why did you bring Chun Xiaobai to your side?
"noob!"

"What did you do to Luo Yang?" Sein Fei asked helplessly, "He had a good time with you, why did he send you to me all of a sudden?"

Chun Xiaobai thought about it for a while, and it seemed that the problem was not with him, and then he said confidently: "Do you know that we men have something called periodic brain damage?"

"This disease is similar to rabies. The incubation period is very unstable, but once it attacks, it will often cause brain damage. Moreover, this disease only exists in men who are in love." Chun Xiaobai glanced at Song Fei and said with a smile: "I suspect Luo Yang fell in love and became mentally retarded."

Uh.
It seems that there is a little truth in it.

Seinfeld was dumbfounded, but then he discovered the loopholes in this rhetoric. Reasonable periodic brain damage doesn't seem to exist in this world at all, right?

Even if he has this disease, how can he feel that he is talking about Chun Xiaobai himself!

never mind,

Don't care so much, as long as Chun Xiaobai is happy.

It was almost the same as before, when the two collaborated for 10 minutes, Seinfeld had already collapsed. This guy is like a portable radio speaker, and it is still playing 24 hours a day.

"noob!"

"Stop nagging. There are no ghosts here!" Seinfeld smiled wryly, "A lot of things are man-made. In order to trick tourists into visiting ghosts here, how can there be any ghosts in the world!"

There's none?
Do not believe!

Chun Xiaobai shook his head, and said with a puzzled expression: "Have you seen the movie about fear? The cannon fodder supporting roles in it are similar to yours. They are the kind who do not believe in evil, but are captured and eaten by ghosts."

"Hey?"

"Captain, let me give you a gift!"

soon,

Chun Xiaobai looked at Zhang Linmei, and Zhang Linmei looked at Chun Xiaobai. The two fell into an infinite silence, but this atmosphere did not last long. Chun Xiaobai smiled and said, "Hello."

"Zhang Linmei will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Zhang Linmei will add 60 seconds for you!"

hello
good you head ah!
Zhang Linmei sighed, and then said to Chun Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, what did you do to Song Fei and Luo Yang? They all abandoned you. What did you do that is so utterly unconscionable?"

Chun Xiaobai thought for a while, although lying is a low-quality performance, but sometimes the relationship between people needs a little lie to maintain, for example, he likes Wang Mengmeng's figure
"Ugh!"

"It hurts to say it." Chun Xiaobai sighed, and said with a look of hatred: "A man like me would rather be a green leaf to support the greatness of Seinfeld and Luo Yang, but they don't appreciate it." .”

"Speak human!" Zhang Linmei said weakly, holding her forehead.

"I think there is a ghost here!" Chun Xiaobai showed fear: "They didn't believe what I said, so I tried to convince them, but they kicked me out."

really,

This is the case.

Zhang Linmei smiled wryly, didn't say anything, then started to look for meteorites, then turned her head and said to Chun Xiaobai: "Don't stand by my side, look for meteorites too!"

"Oh"

Chun Xiaobai obediently began to look for the so-called meteorite, but unfortunately this period of time did not last long, and soon Chun Xiaobai was lying shriveled on the ground like an apple that had been exposed to the sun for a long time.

Seeing Chun Xiaobai who looked like a dead person, Zhang Linmei coughed a few times, and found that it didn't work at all, so she left him alone and searched for the whereabouts of the meteorite alone.

"Linmei!"

"Linmei!"

now,

Li Xinmin ran over in a panic, correctly found the house where Zhang Linmei was, and shouted: "I found a lot of corpses, and one of them just died yesterday!"

"what?"

"Xiaobai, are you here?" Li Xinmin saw Chun Xiaobai lying on the ground, and then found that he suddenly rolled like a carp, as if he was about to leave here in a hurry, and then asked: "How are you?"

"I won't play with you guys anymore!" Chun Xiaobai shouted wanting to cry without tears: "I told you that there are ghosts here!"

(End of this chapter)