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Chapter 245 Taxpayers can understand (33, add more rewards for elephant zyl)

Surprised!

Using a simple apple to explain the philosophy of life so thoroughly, is this still the stupid Chun Xiaobai?

Either he is on the way to death, or he has just finished committing suicide.

"noob!"

"What have you experienced in the past two weeks?" Sein Fei looked at Chun Xiaobai in horror: "Is it because your girlfriend forces you to study every day, making you stupid?"

I.
It's rare for a buddy to elevate his soul to the level of a philosopher, and it's so ironic to me.

"I have always been like this!" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "If you suddenly find that you don't know me, it can only be said that your understanding of me is not thorough enough. Of course, this is not your fault. Who made me so knowledgeable?" Connotation."

"Seinfeld adds 60 seconds to you!"

"Seinfeld adds 60 seconds to you!"

came back,
That man is back!

This enigmatic self-confidence feels sincerely cordial!

Afterwards, several people ate Chun Xiaobai's fruit basket and chatted about some interesting things about themselves in the past two weeks. At this moment, Zhang Linmei and the others found that Chun Xiaobai was exceptionally quiet, as if he didn't want to talk about some interesting things about himself.

"Xiaobai, why are you so quiet?" Li Xinmin asked curiously, "Hurry up and share some interesting stories about you."

fun?

Is it funny to eat noodles for two weeks?

It should be an interesting story. It doesn't mean that the foundation of happiness cannot be based on other people's pain. If they are in such pain, they should be very happy.

"Forget it!"

"It's unlucky!" Chun Xiaobai sighed: "Mengmeng has learned to cook recently, this taste is simply... simply delicious in the world, and I still linger on it until now."

Forget it
There is no common language with him.

Everyone gave him a blank look, because this guy exudes the sour smell of love all over his body.

back to base,

A group of people started to rest, and there will be no tasks for a while, so the group is relatively relaxed for the time being. Among them, the Justice League box team is online again, ready to start killing.

But this is not the case. Since Chun Xiaobai's command was taken away, although the overall chance of eating has increased a little, at least one out of ten is eating chicken. Of course, it may be because of wandering in a snake game.

When Knock Knock came to the game of two snakes, the four of them were beaten into a daze, and the gods from all walks of life showed eighteen martial arts skills, and beat Chun Xiaobai and his group to the last, and finally vomited blood to death.

However.
When Chun Xiaobai and the four others were working hard and planning to fight more and more bravely, Zhuang Yuanqing called everyone together and announced the mission of the third meteorite.

This.
what's the situation?
Except for Zhang Linmei, everyone else had big dark circles under their eyes, as if they had gone through some serious ordeal.

"You guys." Zhuang Yuanqing asked with a surprised look on his face: "Why are the dark circles under your eyes so heavy? Chun Xiaobai, what is going on? Did you have another idea?!"

Damn, why do you always find yourself when things go wrong?

Dude, is that like being taken advantage of?

Chun Xiaobai got up very dissatisfied, and said straightforwardly: "Sir, you have wronged me greatly. As a senior executive, how can you wrong people indiscriminately?"

Seeing Chun Xiaobai's behavior, Zhuang Yuanqing felt a little guilty. From the perspective of normal human beings who make mistakes, those who make mistakes are basically cowering after being questioned. .

But this is Chun Xiaobai!

Can normal people's thinking be applied to him?

This is not an international joke.

"Do not talk nonsense!"

"Tell me the truth, are you starting to be a demon again?" Zhuang Yuanqing asked seriously.

"Sir, have you ever eaten chicken?" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "We have been eating chicken for a while, and it's always fun. I will take you to eat it when I have time, and you will definitely be addicted to it."

Although Zhuang Yuanqing is already 30 years old, he is not an old guy who can't keep up with the trend. He still knows a little about 'eating chicken', which is the abbreviation of a game.

"Zhuang Yuanqing will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Zhuang Yuanqing will add 60 seconds for you!"

The bastard's instabilities are starting to run rampant.

Now relying on one game to directly affect three people, it is estimated that the entire Project D team will be finished after a while.

"Snapped!"

"Starting today, everyone except Chun Xiaobai will be disconnected from the Internet!" Zhuang Yuanqing waved his hand, and directly gave an order that made everyone helpless - disconnect the Internet.

Why does Chun Xiaobai only have the Internet?
Zhuang Yuanqing's idea is very simple. He wants to live for a few more years. If Chun Xiaobai's Internet connection is cut off, the future life is unimaginable. Every morning when he goes to the office, he will see Chun Xiaobai yelling from Inside out.

After seeing himself, he greeted him kindly, sir, hello!
so horrible!

"Three days later, you will go to the ruins of Australia to search for the third meteorite. The time will be one month!" Zhuang Yuanqing looked around and said sternly: "I will give you the specific mission information tomorrow!"

"Disband!"

"By the way, Chun Xiaobai, come with me!" Before leaving, Zhuang Yuanqing said to Chun Xiaobai.

Coming to the office with Zhuang Yuanqing, Chun Xiaobai didn't have any nonsense, sat down in front of him, and asked with a strange look: "Sir, what's the situation? Why did you call me here alone?"

"There is one thing I need to discuss with you." Zhuang Yuanqing said: "When there is no task in the future, remember not to drag your team members to play games. You are harming them like this, and this is how you lose your ambition."

"certainly."

"You will get an extra reward, an extra three thousand dollars a day!" Zhuang Yuanqing said.

what's the situation?
Send me money for no reason?

Chun Xiaobai was a little confused, and asked curiously: "Sir, where did the money come from?"

"It was given by the taxpayers," Zhuang Yuanqing said.

"Oh"

"Then I can't take it!" Chun Xiaobai said firmly, "I can't waste taxpayers' money."

Zhuang Yuanqing said helplessly: "If taxpayers know that this is the case, they will understand. In short, you can just take it for me in peace, but you have to use the money to do things, do you understand?!"

"Understood!" Chun Xiaobai nodded. Although it was a pity that he couldn't eat chicken with his teammates, he could make up for that regret with so much extra money.

Looking at Chun Xiaobai's leaving figure, Zhuang Yuanqing sighed. In order to stabilize the continued development of this team, it is appropriate to spend some money, just as a way to eliminate disasters.

"How come my life, Zhuang Yuanqing, is so weak?" Zhuang Yuanqing beat his chest and muttered to himself: "My colleagues around me are rising through the ranks one by one. I stay here by myself and enjoy the ravages of this psychopath Chun Xiaobai."

On the way back, Chun Xiaobai received a lot of life extension reminders from Zhuang Yuanqing. Although he didn't know what happened, Chun Xiaobai had no reason to refuse this kind of life extension for no reason.

Uh.
No internet,

snort!
Is Chun Xiaobai baffled by breaking things down like this?

Sir is still young!

Now I can only hehe.

Chun Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and saw a function called 'hot spot' on the phone, he couldn't help smiling: "Chun Xiaobai, your special brew is a genius!"

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