Report the big devil

Chapter 239 Pickled and Tasty (12)

1 billion yuan!

After the taxi driver saw the eight zeros, he panicked. He immediately stopped the car and said helplessly, "Your denomination is a bit high. Do you have any normal currency in circulation?"

"Hey!"

"Didn't you say that the bank accepts everything?" Chun Xiaobai asked curiously: "This is the 1 million yuan currency newly launched by Xiaobai Bank, which is specially formulated for successful people in the world. Apply for currency circulation, and now only one person owns this currency."

The taxi looked at Chun Xiaobai carefully, and after confirming with his eyes, he was a psychopath.

"get off!"

"I won't take you anymore!" The driver also had a tough temper. Although the passenger in the front passenger seat had a knife, in today's legal society, as a law-abiding civilian, what should I be afraid of?

There is a good saying, take up the weapon of law and resolutely fight against evil forces!
I rely on!

This guy is quite bloody!

Chun Xiaobai looked at this driver differently. In today's society, there are fewer and fewer people who are full of masculinity. Instead, there are more and more flamboyant men with faces that are more feminine than women. Summary Girls are more and more like boys, and boys are more and more like girls.

"master!"

"Relax, I'm just kidding you!" Chun Xiaobai took out the US dollars he had exchanged, and said to the driver, "Look, I have other currencies!"

The driver master breathed a sigh of relief, put the gear on and prepared to move on, and said to Chun Xiaobai while driving the car: "Young man, do you know that you are easy to get beaten when you speak like this?"

"Ok!"

"Master is right!" Chun Xiaobai nodded and said calmly: "But I can't control my behavior and mouth, just like ADHD. I have a tacit understanding and can't help myself."

The taxi drivers are all good at talking about mountains, and they quickly mastered Chun Xiaobai's speaking rhythm, and began to talk freely: "Young man, this is a cure!"

Chun Xiaobai showed bitterness, and said helplessly: "I used to think that I still had a chance to be rescued, but later I found out that I was already terminally ill, so I gave up treatment now."

"Why give up treatment?" asked the driver master.

Uh?
Sure enough, those who rent out are all talented people.

Everyone knows the way this kind of young people speak, and what they say on the Internet is indeed correct. Just like the taxi driver in the imperial capital, he gives people the impression that he is either on the way to a meeting or has just returned from a meeting.

Chun Xiaobai didn't answer the question of "Why give up treatment" in person. This kind of verbal explanation is not convincing at all. Only actual actions can make him so terrified.

for a long time.

When he arrived in front of the school gate, Chun Xiaobai handed a large dollar bill to the taxi driver, and boldly said that he didn't need to look for it. When he got his things and was about to leave, he hurried to the driver's seat. There was a few taps on the side of the car window.

"master!"

"I forgot to tell you one thing." Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "Half of the money I carry is counterfeit, so be careful when you use it. If you are unlucky, you may go in."

"Jiang Wu will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Jiang Wu will add 60 seconds for you!"

This kid.
Crazy!

No wonder the treatment was given up because there was really no cure.

The driver checked the banknote decisively, and found out how to check the authenticity of the US dollar on the Internet. Finally, he found that it was just a false alarm, and he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.

Although it's a real coin, I'm so angry!

now,

Chun Xiaobai happily returned to school with three 'little treasures' and a sack of gold on his back. Although it was the time for class, some students did not attend class.

When they saw Chun Xiaobai, they all panicked. The film-sticking liar has come back again. It seems that there will be another wave of film-sticking in the school.

Although Chun Xiaobai's arrival made many people depressed and gave them a lot of time to survive, Chun Xiaobai did not shout out words like "I'm Chun Xiaobai is back" for this reason. .

As lightly as I left, as lightly as I came
Although Chun Xiaobai was very disgusted and denounced the character of the author, there was nothing he could do about it, the artistic conception was too deep, and he couldn't help feeling that all talented people seemed to have bad character.

Back in the dormitory, the first thing Chun Xiaobai did was to hide his gold, and then take a hot bath. Although resurrection can eliminate all negative states, it can't clean up the dust on his body.

Why is there dust?

Because this is the magic capital, a city with PM2.5 explosion.

moment.

Wearing a pair of shorts, Chun Xiaobai hopped onto his bed, took out his mobile phone and sent Wang Mengmeng a WeChat message, telling her that he had returned to Shanghai.

Your father: I'm back.

sunny: where?

Your father: Of course it's the bed in your own dormitory.

Sunny: Come here, go to my new dormitory right away, remember to bring gold, don't leave any trace of you.

Chun Xiaobai frowned, with a bewildered look on his face, what's the situation with this short girl at the airport?She seemed to be in a hurry, could it be that she couldn't hold back the lust in her heart and was about to vent to herself?

There is no way. Chun Xiaobai carried three 'little treasures' and a bag of gold on her back again, and went to Wang Mengmeng's dormitory. Although she didn't know what she was thinking, it was definitely not a good thing.

Arriving at Wang Mengmeng's new dormitory, a small two-story villa, Chun Xiaobai stared dumbfounded at the building in front of him, what is going on?

However, Chun Xiaobai didn't know that this small villa was won by Wang Mengmeng's mother forcibly. His daughter has been hurt so much, so what's wrong with living in a villa?
Living in a villa is really called too much, and there is nothing to do about it.

"Bang bang bang!"

Chun Xiaobai knocked on the door. Suddenly, Wang Mengmeng opened the door and pulled Chun Xiaobai in. He staggered and threw Wang Mengmeng to the ground. At this moment, their postures were full of ambiguity.

"You are so heavy!" Wang Mengmeng blushed, and pushed Chun Xiaobai on her body. Of course, she didn't use much strength. This was just a fake move. In fact, she enjoyed the awkward and romantic atmosphere.

"What smells?"

Chun Xiaobai, who was lying on Wang Mengmeng's body, smelled a delicate fragrance. Although he often smelled it in the past, but this time the smell was extremely strong. .

"It seems that your body has a fragrance." Chun Xiaobai said curiously, looking down at Wang Mengmeng's pretty face.

Wang Mengmeng's pretty face became even more ruddy, and she said as thin as a mosquito and ant: "Really?"

"I see!" Chun Xiaobai nodded solemnly, and thought for a while: "Is it because you used too much cosmetics, and the result became marinated over time?"

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