Report the big devil

Chapter 230 Fatigue Driving (22)

After receiving the news of Wang Mengmeng's continuation of life, Chun Xiaobai smiled gratifiedly. At this time, she should be very happy. Thinking about how happy the little girl at the airport can have a pistachio like me.

From Mauritania to Egypt, it needs to pass through Algeria and Libya, a total of more than 4000 kilometers, and it takes at least five or six days to drive to reach the pyramid ruins.

Fortunately, the team's resources are sufficient, and although Brabus's fuel consumption is huge, the fuel tank is also surprisingly large, including reserve fuel tanks and oil barrels.

"Luo Yang, is it true that no one is alive in Africa?" Chun Xiaobai was a little curious. He saw a lot of skeletons in the cave before, which obviously came later.

"Have!"

"It's just very few." Luo Yang said: "According to the statistics of an authoritative organization, there are about 2 people living in the African wasteland except for Ceuta, Spain, and they live in shelters in various places." .”

"Then why don't they leave here?" Chun Xiaobai asked: "We are no longer a community with a shared future for mankind. We should take this group of people to a safe area."

Luo Yang said: "They will not leave, this is their home."

Uh.
There's nothing wrong with that either.

Chun Xiaobai couldn't help sighing, this great emotion is worthy of respect, if it were him, he might just run away, after all, life is quite valuable.

Four or five days are fast or slow. During this period of time, Chun Xiaobai meticulously maintained his Weibo, and now his Weibo has gained some notoriety, and even joined V.

Of course, his entry into V was a bit embarrassing, his title was 'Spreader of Negative Energy', and he was criticized by a group of well-known big Vs all day long, but Chun Xiaobai could piss them off every time.

Chun Xiaobai's counterattack method is also quite novel. He looks for some obvious loopholes in the extravagant content posted by this group of well-known big Vs, then seizes a mistake and taunts and attacks like crazy.

At first, Chun Xiaobai didn't know how to slander people, but after studying in the comment areas of major portal websites and various online novels, he gradually consolidated his slander skills.

Although there is still a little distance from some big trolls, there is no pressure at all to face ordinary trolls.

"noob?"

"What are you laughing at?" Luo Yang drove the car. Although he still had half a day to arrive at his destination, he couldn't bear the psychosis around him, and kept laughing crazily.

"I spat with more than 30 people, and then I took them offline." Chun Xiaobai said to Luo Yang while holding the mobile phone while typing: "I am so happy to see them unhappy!"

This.
It turns out that I have become a keyboard warrior these days.

"By the way, how far is it?" Chun Xiaobai put down the phone and asked Luo Yang: "Sitting in the car until I'm about to die is really unbearable."

"There are still more than 300 kilometers to go, and it will take about three to four hours." Luo Yang said.

"Oh"

Chun Xiaobai thought for a moment and said hurriedly: "Luo Yang, do you use Weibo? Can you reprint a few articles I wrote?"

what?
An article written by Chun Xiaobai?
This is a joke, right?

Luo Yang almost fainted from fright, Chun Xiaobai wrote an article, it was like the end of the world coming early, so what did he write about?Could it be those bad articles?

"What did you write?" Luo Yang asked curiously.

"Positive energy article!"

"Guide young people to the correct ideal of struggle, and avoid being influenced by some unhealthy atmosphere, which will lead to committing suicide by jumping off a building." Chun Xiaobai said solemnly.

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

This Nima.
His daily behavior is completely different from what he says now.

This is like a murderer who was caught one day, and then said to his captor, can he let him go, and now he wants to be a good person, isn't it nonsense!

"I'm sorry I don't play Weibo." Luo Yang shook his head and said calmly.

Although I don't know if what Luo Yang said is true, but Chun Xiaobai takes his words as truth for the time being, and Chun Xiaobai thinks that Luo Yang doesn't need to lie to himself, isn't it just a Weibo.

"Uh?"

"You seem to be very tired." Seeing Luo Yang's tired face, Chun Xiaobai was a little worried and said, "Why don't you take a break, it's really dangerous for you to drive like this. According to statistics, the two major culprits in car accidents are It's alcohol and fatigue."

Luo Yang yelled: "No, we are about to reach our destination, and time is very tight now, so we can't rest!"

Can't rest?

This guy is more desperate than himself!

Chun Xiaobai thought for a while. After all, he only lives once. Although he has an infinite resurrection mechanism, it is impossible for Luo Yang to be resurrected. He must be stopped.

Turning on the phone, I found some collections of car accidents, all of which were accidents caused by drunk driving, drunk driving, and fatigue driving. The most appropriate description is appalling.

"Look, Luo Yang!" Chun Xiaobai stretched out his mobile phone to Luo Yang, and said with a look of horror on his face: "The driver of this car accident, because of fatigue driving for a long time, finally lost his mind and caused the car accident, what a tragedy!! !"

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

"Royan will add 60 seconds for you!"

What do you mean?
Is this side-firing?

When Luo Yang saw these pictures, he also felt a little flustered, especially the big characters of "car accident as fierce as a tiger", which were extraordinarily dazzling and heart-piercing.

"Discuss with Zhang Linmei, let's stop and have a rest together." Luo Yang said.

"Need not!"

"I'll drive!" Chun Xiaobai raised his hand and said excitedly.

Luo Yang looked at Chun Xiaobai in surprise: "Can you do it? Don't be brave!"

Luo Yang's worry was unreasonable. Chun Xiaobai was too unreliable. If he drove this car, it would probably overturn on the ground. After all, this is Chun Xiaobai, and he can't do anything.

"Can you believe me?" Chun Xiaobai said helplessly: "On such a flat road, can I still drive into the ditch?"

Uh.
Trust him once, just once!
moment.

The two adjusted their seats, and Chun Xiaobai officially touched the steering wheel. It felt really good to touch the steering wheel. It was made of genuine leather. It felt so comfortable.

"Hey hey!"

"Hold the steering wheel, brother!" Luo Yang watched Chun Xiaobai touch the steering wheel, this gesture looked like a novice on the road.

"Hey hey!"

"Brother, my dear brother, keep your eyes on the road, don't look down at the instrument, this is an automatic transmission!" Luo Yang felt like he was going crazy: "Xiaobai, can you do it?"

Chun Xiaobai hurriedly said: "It must be done, but don't keep urging me, I will get nervous."

This Nima.
It makes sense.

"Go left! Go left! Turn left!" Luo Yang felt that the vehicle was drifting further to the right, but under his own reminder, it shifted further to the right, and immediately looked at Chun Xiaobai in surprise: "Xiaobai, can you Can you distinguish between left and right?"

"OK OK!"

"Go to sleep quickly, I can do it." Chun Xiaobai said with a serious face: "Do you know that when others are driving, don't bother him, I won't bother you, and you don't bother me .”

ok ok ok
Luo Yang closed his eyes helplessly, and began to take a nap. After all, the journey of several days almost killed him.

for a long time.

When Luo Yang woke up again, he was dumbfounded.

"Be careful!!!"

(End of this chapter)