Report the big devil

Chapter 13 Can it be used as a lighter?

After regaining his composure, Hu Nian looked at Chun Xiaobai for a while. The clothes on his body did not look like a rich man, especially the pair of hooked sneakers under his feet. You must know that the hooked shoes closed down the year before last, and now they are special— - One step at a time, it feels like flying when you put it on!
"I don't think you are that rich. You should be a student in an ordinary class?" Hu Nian said slowly, "I'll sell you this mobile phone for one thousand!"

Although Chun Xiaobaibi is very greedy for money, and feels that he is at a disadvantage when he does not take advantage of the cheap, but this does not mean that he is a fool. The price reduction from the previous three thousand to the current one thousand is more terrifying than the ancient market. , it seems that this mobile phone is either of wrong origin, or it is a counterfeit mobile phone with a casing.

"Although I don't read much, I'm not stupid." Chun Xiaobai said seriously: "With such a high degree of discount, I'm afraid your mobile phone is not genuine!"

Hu Nian's face suddenly turned darker: "Don't insult my profession, okay? Although I am a scalper, a scalper also has the dignity of a scalper. How could I sell you fake goods?"

Looking at Hu Nian's righteous and stern words, Chun Xiaobai believed that what he was selling was genuine, but the 1000 yuan was a little expensive for Chun Xiaobai.

"Uh..." Chun Xiaobai stood there with a constipated look on his face, thinking: "Does your phone have any special functions? Otherwise, why is it so expensive?"

"Dude!"

"Apple 12 Pallas!" Hu Nian shook the phone in his hand: "The most popular phone in the world, don't you even know this bit of common sense?"

Chun Xiaobai shook his head, his eyes glowed with honesty: "I just don't know."

Hu Nian didn't know if this person was pretending, but judging from his eyes, he might not know the so-called Apple 12 Pallas.

"Don't say anything, buddy, I'll sell you this mobile phone for 99 yuan!" Hu Nian dropped another one yuan to Chunxiaobai, making up three figures.

The change from four digits to three digits, although the price difference is only one yuan, but in terms of senses, there is a world of difference, and Chun Xiaobai is quite fond of this kind of routine.

Should you pay or not?
No, the 3000 yuan is for the kind-hearted elder brother Jiang Dahan to "relieve" himself. Before he finds a formal job, he can save a little bit, and it's not worth buying a mobile phone for 99 yuan!

"Er, brother, can your phone be used as a lighter?" Chun Xiaobai asked curiously, "It's best to use the blue fire one, because it can prevent wind."

"What?" Hu Nian thought he heard it wrong: "What did you just say?"

"Can it be used as a lighter!" Chun Xiaobai said.

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

Hu Nian is completely convinced, this kid is a customer, he is his own life-threatening charm, and a windproof lighter that emits blue flames, why don't you want to take a plane to the sky?

"no!"

"This is the serious Apple 12 Pallas!" Hu Nian suppressed his anger: "Do you want it? Give me a quick word!"

"Oh, brother, don't be angry!" Chun Xiaobai said with a simple and honest smile: "Isn't it necessary to ask clearly, although nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan is not a lot of money in front of you, it is a huge sum of money in my eyes. I always want to know the performance and features of this phone, don’t you think?”

It's your sister!
Does the mobile phone have the function of ignition?It can't be that both have a common word - 'machine' is combined together!

"I emphasize it again!"

"This is the Apple 12 Pallas, the most popular and awesome mobile phone in the world. Its performance is beyond your imagination, but it cannot be used as a lighter. It is just a mobile phone, a mobile phone for making calls, sending text messages and surfing the Internet!" Hu Nian He said it word by word, fearing that if there was something missing, this kid would slip in again.

"Oh"

"That's an ordinary mobile phone." Chun Xiaobai suddenly realized: "It can't be used as a lighter, why is it so expensive?"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

Hu Nian was so angry that she hurriedly said, "Can you make a phone call with a lighter? You are so angry with me, I don't know what to say."

Chun Xiaobai shrunk his neck innocently. He was really afraid that the scalper brother would be mad at him, so he said, "Brother, do you have any other mobile phones? I can't buy an Apple 12 Pallas." rise."

"Have!"

"What kind do you want?" Hu Nian said, "I have everything here!"

Chun Xiaobai thought for a while, and said cautiously: "Is there a mobile phone that can be used as a lighter?"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

Hu Nian's fist has been squeezed by him and veins are popping out, it seems like ten thousand alpacas are galloping past in his heart, is this kid a human being?Still can't understand people?
"no!"

"Do I have a mobile phone that can be used as a lighter!" Hu Nian said angrily.

Chun Xiaobai froze for a moment, and looked at Hu Nian, the big scalper with disdain on his face: "Didn't you say that you have everything you need? Why don't you even have a mobile phone that can be used as a lighter, big brother, you deceive your customer like this, God, can your conscience live with it? "

At this moment, Hu Nian's world view completely collapsed, and he even thought of committing suicide. This kid's logical thinking and verbal ability are too strong, as if he is the winner, and he is a senior scalper.

"Big brother!"

"Can I call you big brother?!" Hu Nian begged with a sad face: "Please let me live, really. Can you stop talking about lighters?"

Uh.
Seeing Hu Nian's pleading, the kind-hearted Chun Xiaobai nodded immediately, and then asked embarrassingly: "I want the cheapest mobile phone, as long as it can make calls, uh, and one that can surf the Internet .”

"Go, go, go!"

"What do you think of this one?" Hu Nian hurriedly took out a mobile phone from his coat, and said to Chun Xiaobai, "100 yuan, an absolute conscience price!"

one hundred?
Chun Xiaobai took a look at the mobile phone in Hu Nian's hand. It was really good. It was high-end, elegant and high-end. He suddenly had the urge to spend money to buy it.

No!

Cut it again!
"This phone can be used as a lighter." Halfway through Chun Xiaobai's words, he suddenly felt Hu Nian's sad eyes, and smiled awkwardly: "Sorry, I don't think it can be used as a lighter. Are you sure you can make a phone call?" Are you online?"

Hu Nian breathed a sigh of relief, and finally decided whether he could be a lighter, and then said to Chun Xiaobai: "Don't worry, it's all right!"

"Oh"

Chun Xiaobai nodded and said regretfully, "Although I am quite satisfied, but now I want a lighter, do you have it?"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

"Don't sell it!" Hu Nian's eyes were filled with tears, these were tears of remorse, he hated himself for stopping this psychopath, then turned and left.

I rely on!

What's happening here?
Chun Xiaobai watched Hu Nian leave in amazement, the regret in his heart hurried up to Hu Nian and said, "Big brother, big brother, don't go, I'll just buy this phone!"

"Pay the money!" Hu Nian glanced at Chun Xiaobai and said coldly.

"Oh"

When Chun Xiaobai took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and handed it to Hu Nian, he retracted it and asked curiously, "Brother, do you have any experience in modifying mobile phones?"

Modified mobile phone?

Hu Nian was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately and said, "Yes, I can make simple modifications to it according to your needs, such as installing anti-eavesdropping equipment and so on."

So awesome?

Chun Xiaobai looked at Hu Nian in amazement. Sure enough, people can't be judged by their appearances. The sea water can be measured. This big scalper is actually a little inventor, which is so surprising!
"Little inventor brother!" Chun Xiaobai said with a smile: "I will buy a lighter later. Please help me convert this mobile phone into a mobile phone that can be used as a lighter!"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

"Nu Nian added 60 seconds to you!"

(End of this chapter)