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319 - Can't make it
The anchors were dumbfounded.

The hand holding the mobile phone is stiff in the air,

That's the village chief.

Not only has prestige in the village, but also has a high seniority,
No matter who you meet on the road, you must stop and respectfully call the village chief,
But now he bows to a stranger,

The anchors rubbed their eyes to make sure they read correctly.
Bow at ninety degrees, this is a great gift.

They looked up at the bearded young man on the second floor,
What kind of virtue and ability does he have to make the village head respect him so much?
He's just a stranger.

"What are you looking at, a bunch of little bastards," the village chief turned around and scolded, "Everyone doesn't think about making progress, they only think about crooked ways, speculating, and dreaming of getting rich overnight, so what if you get rich, Aren't they just a group of beasts who are beyond gold and jade, but rotten among them..."

Zhong Liang and Brother Jie had fun listening to it,
Unexpectedly, the village chief scolded people, and the idioms followed one after another.

This is not a curse, this is a postgraduate entrance examination.

More than a dozen people were trained like dogs,
The pestle stayed where it was, not daring to move.

A few people in the outer village dared not speak out,

After all, Xiaoshan Village is not what it used to be, with four starlets,
I still have to rely on the small mountain village in the future, so I can only listen obediently,

Those people in this village have no temper at all.

The village chief scolded for half an hour, idioms without repetition,
Zhong Liang and Brother Jie listened to it so much that they leaned on the railing on the second floor,

While knocking melon seeds, while watching a play,
It's not the first time for the two of them to be like this, but they can't get tired of seeing each other.

Just like eating melons online, the more you eat, the more enjoyable you will be, and you will become addicted.

"Apologize to Mr. Zhong for whatever you are doing in a daze." The village chief slapped the nearest person on the head.

This palm is really solid,

Messed up the man's middle parted hair.

The man asked: "What's the reason?"

Snapped!
The split head was beaten back to the prototype.

The village head: "I want you to apologize, there are so many reasons."

Snapped!
The middle part is messed up again.

The man covered his head: "It's not the village chief. If you want me to apologize, you have to give me a reason."

Snapped!
The split head was beaten back to the prototype.

Village head: "What reason do you want, what reason do you want, let you apologize."

Snapped!
Split up and then mess up.

The man took a step back: "Village Chief, it's okay for you to ask me to apologize, but you have to convince us. What did he do to make you respect him so much?"

The village head raised his hand habitually, and stopped when he heard this, "Didn't I just say what Mr. Zhong did for Xiaoshan Village?"

"No?"

Snapped!
Split and messy.

Village Chief: "Do you dare to question me?"

The man retreated again, to the outside of the small courtyard,
Pull the split head back to the prototype by yourself.

"Then let me tell you about Teacher Zhong's contribution to our small mountain village." The village chief looked around at everyone, and whoever his eyes fell on, he protected his head.

The village chief pointed his sword at the void, "I see there are no beautiful flowers over there. You often step on the place where you live live, and there are flowers all over the mountains in the distance. Your fans shouted that they are so beautiful, 666 places." ..."

At this time, someone suddenly interrupted: "Village chief, how do you know that my fans are shouting 666? Are you watching the live broadcast too?"

"Shut up!" The village head glared at him, and continued: "There was only one Teacher Chen in the mountain village primary school. After Teacher Zhong came, there were two of them. They were in charge of the culture class, physical education class, and music class. In our small mountain village, F4 is the teacher. What he taught, you can live broadcast and catch the heat is also because of him.

"There are also old people in the village, you young people all go out to work, and you can't go home a few times throughout the year, and you haven't seen any money. Teacher Zhong is taking care of you.

"and also……"

"Village chief, stop talking. I was wrong. I apologize. I'm sorry, Mr. Zhong. I was wrong. I shouldn't have done such a beastly thing. I offended you. I'm really sorry."

There was a sudden silence in the small yard, everyone looked at the second floor,

Jie Ge, who apologized with exaggerated acting skills,
The village chief has a resentful expression on his face, I'm almost getting the atmosphere to the top, what the hell are you messing up?

are you an idiot?
Zhong Liang looked at Brother Jie with the eyes of an idiot, and kicked him with a jio.

Aw~~~! ! !

Brother Jie let out a scream, and when he fell back,

Sit down on a chair,
He was startled suddenly, there was no chair here just now, how could it appear suddenly?
As soon as he turned his head, he saw Li Yuqing holding the chair with both hands,

Hey, you already expected this jio, didn't you?
Don't even know to remind me.

Li Yuqing gave a look of disgust: You have been kicked so many times and you still don't know how to remember, why should I remind you?
After solving Brother Jie, Zhong Liang said to the village chief with a smile on his face: "The village chief is fine, you can continue, let them apologize."

village head:"……"

Internet celebrity anchors: "..."

The village chief suddenly felt that he shouldn't say this.

Just ask them to apologize, and beat up whoever doesn't apologize,

Now, it's so embarrassing to be made such a fuss by Brother Jie.

But the words are rushing here, and the atmosphere is also here,
The village chief couldn't give up halfway, pointing at the group of people and said: "Did you hear that, apologize quickly and admit your mistake."

How many people look at me, I look at you,
They are all winking at each other, let the other party go first,

But no one went first, and when there was a stalemate,
The middle-parted head who had been scalped several times stood up: "I'll come first."

Everyone stepped aside one after another, watching the performance separately,
I saw Zhong split his head downstairs, and suddenly roared heart-piercingly:
"Village chief, stop talking. I was wrong. I apologize. I'm sorry, Mr. Zhong. I was wrong. I shouldn't have done such a beastly thing. I offended you. I'm really sorry."

The second follows closely:
"Village chief, stop talking, I was wrong, I apologize, I'm sorry Mr. Zhong, I was wrong..."

The third keeps up:
"Village Chief, stop talking, I was wrong..."

the fourth,
the fifth,
……

The village chief watched the veins on his forehead bulge,
He raised his head angrily, and glared at Brother Jie angrily.
If he hadn't interrupted and set a bad example, this group of people wouldn't have followed suit.

Like a bunch of psychopaths,

It made the village chief's old face so hot that he didn't know where to put it.

The more the village chief looked at it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.
It erupted directly behind,

Taking a deep breath, he roared angrily: "Kneel down and apologize to me, whoever doesn't kneel, I'll beat him to death today."

The village head pulled out a thorny twig, the kind with thorns on it,

When the whip is whipped down, not only will it be violent, but it will also bleed profusely.
This group of people saw that the village head was angry, and they were wronged first,

Teacher Zhong has indeed done so many good things,
How to do?
Kneel.

Plop, plop, plop...

One took the lead, others knelt down one after another,

Seeing this, Zhong Liang quickly persuaded: "Village chief, if you can't do it, just let them kowtow nine times."

Internet celebrity anchors: "..."

(End of this chapter)