The Omnipotence of Urban Repairman

Chapter 5 NO6 The Child Prodigy
Yi Gujing felt that his goal had been achieved, and he approached his third brother again.

"Third brother, what are you doing? Let the second brother take a look, this is terrible! Oh! No wonder, you see that your complexion is flushed. Although your skin is fair, there is redness in the whiteness. For a woman Said, you can have good luck, but for a man, it is a very bad look!"

The third brother took out a large pile of toilet paper from his pocket, trying to block his nose.

"Don't hide it, third brother, especially the mole between your eyebrows. Wasn't your mole very small a few years ago? It seems to have grown up now, and that mole can't grow! Once it grows, you will There will be a bloodbath! Just now, the second brother was only looking at your car, and forgot to look for you, the fault of the second brother! Brother, please forgive me!"

"What a fart! The bloody disaster is coming."

He thought the blood would stop bleeding, so he pulled the toilet paper stuck in his nose, and the blood spurted out again, directly onto the roof of his car.

While not paying attention, Yi Gu Jing secretly put the remote control back into his pocket.

Relying on Gu Jing is very proud.

"Hehe, playing with your second brother, who is your second brother, do you know who your second brother's idol is? Cao Cao! Do you know which famous quote your second brother admires the most? I!"

"Playing with the second brother. The second brother is a superb man. He is still a virgin. He has never touched a woman. He has only held the hands of two women in his life. One is my mother, that was when I was a child, and the other is that. Even my grandma, that was when I was a child. Even if the second elder brother is Xiaolu, you may not be able to handle it, let alone playing big."

These are the past events between Yi Gujing's four brothers!

It is said that after the blood was sprayed on the BMW because of a tendon, the blood could not be washed off, and he did not know what kind of blood was bleeding on his body. He once went for a blood test, but the doctor insisted that he was not sure. I had to say that they were going to get off work, and immediately drove away the blood donation car.

Later, the half door of that BMW car had to be replaced. What's more, there was no stock in China for a while, so I had to drive a blood-spattered BMW on the half side door on the road. Hair.

This move caused the crushes along the road to scream along the way.

Once, he parked his BMW on the beach, and there were beauties in bikinis on the roof and around it. After a while, reporters from the TV station were also brought in, and they shot wildly for a while. It was on the headlines of major newspapers and magazines, for which he also got a lot of royalties!

Later, he simply did not change the door.

I don't know if there are any goods in the end, anyway, he never asked again.

Later, because of the wind and sun, the blood was even more vivid.

This incident became a big deal. Later, because many readers posted reports and pictures about his car on the Internet, the incident spread to the headquarters of BMW in Germany. No matter what you say, don’t change the half of the side door. As long as you don’t change it, he can get a royalty from BMW Germany every year, which is regarded as advertising fees. Because of this, the sales of BMW Germany increase every year. It's doubled, it's a fart to get some royalties for a muscle!

Why is that piece of blood so attractive?Especially beauties!

The key problem is that his blood spray is too good, not too much, not too little!It's just right, more is a waste, less doesn't feel good, it just exudes the shape of a very strong man.

Today's beauties like this one.

Yitian's third uncle's stubborn BMW car suddenly became a hot commodity, and many people wanted to pay a high price to buy it, but they came for his car door, but he said nothing about selling it.

Later, the eldest brother said so, and the second brother said that, and finally reached an agreement, and we still went to the second uncle's house for dinner, but all the food and wine were paid by the third brother.

At that time, it can be said that they all drank too much, and they woke up for a while, their eyes were very confused, and they couldn't see clearly. They just looked at how the cup was still full.

At that time, he scolded: "Damn, how can I still drink in my cup? I smoked. My brothers are all down, and I also smoked so I can sleep soundly, so as not to wake up again later."

He picked up the cup and smoked.

Why does it feel wrong after smoking?

He still had a long aftertaste in his mouth.

Why is there a different smell?Why does it feel salty? Suddenly, something soft fell on his face, and he wiped it with his hand, "Damn, what is it?"

When he smelled it again, the smell was so bad that he almost fainted.

After a while, the brothers all woke up, "Who? What are you doing?"

Yi Gujing said: "Why is it still raining in the house?"

Looking at the top again, the tiles are actually missing a few pieces.

Cursing with one tendon: "Which bird man, you still pull it in the middle of the night, and pull it on the face of the master."

Little did he know that the glass he was drinking was not wine at all, but rainwater from the roof.

In the past few days, Yitian's mother suddenly felt uncomfortable. First, her hair turned white overnight, and then his mother was just like him before, she couldn't speak.

This happened out of nowhere.

It happened that his second uncle came, and Yitian's father planned to ask him to show his wife.

Yitian's father has been guarding by Yigujing's house, waiting for him for a whole day, but there is no one. He wonders if he has already left, and he just came back after six o'clock in the evening.

Yi Gujing came to show Yitian's mother that night.

"How is it?" Big Brother asked eagerly.

"Brother, my sister-in-law's face looks fine on the outside, but upon careful observation, the skin inside seems to be aging slowly, and her hair turned white all of a sudden. I've never seen something like this before!"

"Then you say that, my wife is hopeless."

"Dad, let's go to the doctor!"

"Go away, your second uncle is a famous feng shui master, he can't see it well, why do you see a doctor?"

"Dad, what's the use of a Feng Shui master? He's not a doctor. Those are all lies."

"I said, how can you, a child, talk to adults like this? How famous your second uncle is now! He is the pride of our brothers! Don't worry about adults' affairs!"

But Yitian said loudly: "She is my mother, of course I have to take care of it, I don't believe that any Feng Shui master can cure diseases!"

In the past ten years, although Yitian has not been to school, he has learned a lot of knowledge by himself. He started learning Chinese at the age of two, calligraphy at the age of three, painting at the age of four, music at the age of five, and music at the age of six. At first he accidentally found a book about Feng Shui at home, and since then, he has secretly learned it.

Although Yitian couldn't speak before the age of ten, he could make a sound, but the sound he made was so small that only he could hear it. Every time he made a sound, the sound wave would flow through his blood, flow through his body, and finally reach his body. The brain stem of the brain, so the sounds he has made are all stored on the brain stem, and he can remember any sentence he said before at any time, and he can remember any event that happened.

But he never told anyone about all this, including his father and mother, and he didn't know why, whether it was a good thing or a bad thing!

When he was two years old, he started to learn Chinese. He only read a copy of "The Book of Songs" once, and he would memorize it!
When he was three years old, he learned calligraphy, and he could write the calligraphy of a great calligrapher!

When he was four years old, he started to learn painting, and he was able to draw Van Gogh's paintings, and they were exactly the same!
At the age of five, he started learning music, and he composed several pieces of music himself that year!

However, when he was doing everything, his father was not at home. Whatever he wanted, his father would buy it for him. His parents always felt sorry for the child, so they tried their best to meet his requirements.

But now, since Yitian can speak, all his memories seem to be gone, and now he seems to be back to normal, no different from ordinary people, and he can't read at all.

(End of this chapter)