The Omnipotence of Urban Repairman

Chapter 23 NO31 The Secret of the Heavenly Book
Dalji smiled very wickedly. He looked at Zhu Liwen in his arms. His smile was full of obscenity. Zhu Liwen was very angry and had to slap him a few times, but she couldn't take out her hand and was controlled by him. After pause, Dalji said: "Haha, I didn't look carefully, but it turned out to be a beauty?"

"What happened to the beauty? It's none of your business?"

"You are in my hands now, let's talk about this bird place, it's not working every day, it's not working, what if I do to you? What can you do, and then kill you, I run out alone , How does it sound, this plan is good, I am really looking forward to it."

"you dare."

"I think I, Dalkey, have been in the archaeological world for more than ten years, can I still do this?"

Zhu Liwen looked at Dalji fiercely.

"Don't look at me like this, you don't know it, your eyes are really charming now, your appearance is really charming now."

"I vomit, I vomit, don't you look at your virtue, are you worthy of saying this in front of Miss Ben?"

"Is there anything worthy or not?"

"Uncle, you are too old, just like you, give me another 100 million, I have to think about it, I'm afraid it will scare me at night."

Zhuli Wenhao did not show any weakness and struggled desperately. She hoped to push Dalji into the water, then hold him down desperately, let him drink enough of the thousand-year lake water, and let him know that she, Miss Zhu, was not someone to be trifled with, but What happened was contrary to expectations. Instead of pushing Dalji into the water, he jumped out and fell into the water. Dalji immediately hugged her and looked at her with disgust and affection. Zhu Liwen suddenly felt that she would rather get into the water now. She didn't want to let a perverted man like him hold her when she went to the ground, but what could be done? Now that the other party was very powerful, she seemed unable to resist. Although Zhu Liwen also learned a few times, it was of no use. Instead, she Take a bite.

"Don't struggle, just admit it!"

"Good idea, if you don't let me go, I'll bite you."

"Haha, show your special skills? Then I, Dalji, am really a little scared."

"Oops, snake, snake, your back."

Zhu Liwen suddenly shouted loudly.

Dalkey trembled when he heard the snake, damn, he was almost eaten by some big snakes just now, and he was most afraid of snakes in his life. Although he has been engaged in archaeology for more than ten years, he has never got rid of the problem of turning into snakes , It is said that he once went to explore a valley abroad, and when he came out, he met a snake at the mouth of the valley. The snake was big and fat. According to its image characteristics, he identified it as a five-step snake at that time. One of the most powerful snakes, he didn't dare to leave at all, he insisted on waiting for several hours at the entrance of the valley before leaving, but he didn't know that just after leaving, the snake suddenly ran out again, he heard that if it was caught by this snake Bitten by a kind of snake, he would die within five steps, so he ran back in a hurry, and finally stayed in the valley for seven days. There was really nothing to eat, and he didn't take a bath for seven days, so he had to go out. He had a serious illness, so he was really bullshitting just because of this matter. He went to see a doctor, but the doctor couldn't explain why. Finally, he found the feng shui master Yi Gu Jing, who prescribed the medicine for him. Find a way to get a five-step snake, eat it, drink its blood, and he will be fine. It sounds superstitious. If you say that Dalkey also graduated from a prestigious school, they were all materialists when they were studying. , Ask him to believe this, bullshit, but there is no other way, he thought, getting a snake to eat is not too contrary to his view of uniqueism, so he asked around for a five-step snake, but he still couldn't get it, so he had to go to Find that Yi Gujing, he is willing to pay a high price to ask Master Yi to help him buy a snake, that Yi Gujing is a fart and a fart, and at first he pretended to refuse, "Brother, it's not that I don't help you, this damn place, You really have to go to that deep mountain to get it, brother, you know, there is nothing there, who dares to enter? Brother, I am like you, there are old people and young people, it is not easy to do."

"Is it really difficult? So I'm dead." Dalkey said while throwing a red envelope in front of Yi Gujing.

"Brother, this-"

"Master Yi, don't do this or that, just say whether you can do it or not?"

Who is that Yigu Jing? Who is as good as him? It’s nonsense that he doesn’t have a five-step snake. The year before last, he got two five-step snakes, one male and one female. They belonged to my grandmother. In two years, they gave birth to more than a dozen cubs. I am worried. As for the buyer, don’t you think this Dalji surrendered himself?It's bullshit to eat the five-step snake. It doesn't matter if you eat it. He's fooling him. He also treats Yigu Jing as a living thing. Damn it!

Yi Gujing acted like she was deliberately trying to kill him. She looked very embarrassed, thought of the old method, and finally spoke. At that moment, both of them held their breaths, and even the heartbeats of the two of his breasts could be heard. , made it look like the real thing.

Finally, Yi Gujing took a long breath and said, "Okay, I'll give it a try. I'll definitely find a way."

As if he met a savior, Dalkey held his hand tightly and said, "You are such a good person! Master Yi, did you expect your character to be so good?"

That Yi Gujing smiled brightly!

After Dalji finished speaking, his face turned to the side. He was holding the hand of a man, and an ugly man, so tightly, and saying such words, even he could not give him a few slaps in the face. , How disgusting, but there is no way now!A man must be able to bend and stretch!
That Yi Gujing obviously had more than a dozen five-step snakes in his family, and finally, under Dalkey's repeated urging, he gave him the smallest five-step snake. The snake was only seven days old, and he couldn't bear it. He was really speechless Yes, it's too good!
When Dalkey saw the little snake, he cried a lot!

In the end, of course Dalkey was fine. In fact, he was fine at all, and he would be fine if he didn’t eat that bullshit and five snakes. He lost 5000 yuan in vain, so he bought the little snake that was only seven days old!
As soon as Dalkey heard that there was a snake, he quickly looked back. When he looked, Zhu Liwen directly pressed his head into the water.

He struggled hard, "Haha, it's quite enjoyable now! Mr. Da, do you want something exciting? Come and take a look. I'm even sexier now, but it's a pity that you can't see it now! Our Mr. Da is here What are you doing, why are you drinking so much lake water?"

"Zhu Liwen, let me go, I know where the treasure is hidden?"

When Zhu Liwen heard about the treasure, she immediately softened her hands.

"Where is it? Tell me quickly."

"You're like this, I can't breathe, what can you say?"

"Why so much nonsense, do you want to talk?"

Dalji said loudly: "We are on the same boat now. We can only succeed if we cooperate with each other. You took my book, but you can't understand it at all. It is impossible for you to find the treasure."

"What kind of bullshit is written in that shabby book of yours? I really wonder if you stole it when you went to the toilet at your relative's house. There's still a stench on the book! Damn it!"

"You won't lose my book! It's a thousand strange books. This book originally belonged to us in China, and the treasure should belong to us, but later this book was stolen by a foreigner. It was me, Dalkey. I only got it back after traveling abroad, do you think it was easy for me? If it was in the past, I would be a national hero."

"By the way, can you really understand astronomy in books?"

"That's not astronomy, it's an ancient Chinese font!"

"Ah—" Dalkey called out as he spoke.

"What's wrong?" Zhu Liwen asked.

"If you let me go again, I'm going to die. At that time, don't talk about finding some baby to hide. Without me, I'm afraid you won't be able to get out."

Zhu Liwen pushed him hard, and Dalji rushed forward. He thought to himself, this damn woman almost killed me. The old man didn't even hold your hand and just died like this. Is it worth it? ?overtake!

"Go up and talk!"

Zhu Liwen said to Dalji.

It is recorded in the Book of Heaven that there is a place called Zitianchi on the North Mountain. This place has an amazing secret. It is said that when Lian Ziyi and Tiannu died, a thin book co-authored by them was placed here. This book records a huge secret, which is said to be related to some magic weapons. As for what is said, it is a very powerful thing. So far, no one knows what the secret is, so for thousands of years This book has been wandering around for a long time, and I don’t know who is in it. Later, by chance, Dalkey learned that this book was in France, and he went to get it back alone!
Dalkey looked at the scriptures in front of the waterfall, carefully deciphering each word, while Zhu Liwen stood aside anxiously: "Okay, do you understand it, don't pretend to understand it? "

Darkie ignored her and she continued.

Dalji suddenly became angry, "You know, I'll give you the book, you can read it."

Zhu Liwen was very angry: "What are you so worried about? Isn't it just a book? It's all written in human language, so of course I can't understand it? This book is suitable for your intelligence."

Dalkey ignored her and continued to study seriously. He thought to himself, according to the book, there is a waterfall in this place, and the waterfall is just a shadow. We are now in a world full of illusions. When we When we found out everything, we were no longer here, what do you mean?Dalkey is very depressed, super, I don’t believe I can’t find it, waterfall waterfall, Dalkey kept reading, does it mean that we should disappear, how to disappear, and that we are now in a world full of illusions , How to disappear in front of the waterfall, is it telling me that there is another new world behind the waterfall, when I enter that new world, I also disappear, everything is like a dream, Dalkey felt After comprehending the contents of the book, I feel very excited. No wonder so many people came before, but they didn’t even find a hair, and they died. It turned out that they didn’t find it at all, and they didn’t come here. Dalkey thought He already knew everything, and the book had turned to the last page, when Dalkey suddenly threw the book into the waterfall.

For this move, Zhu Liwen was very surprised.

"What are you doing? Are you crazy? That's a bible?"

(End of this chapter)