Chapter 449 X Academy
"Wade, stop talking nonsense! Hey! This guy is just a headache. In fact, the X-Men have a mission to go out."

Colossus scolded Wade Wilson, then waved his hand and explained helplessly.

In this regard, Gao Feng said hehe, he didn't believe a word.

Just as he noticed the weirdness of this world, the existence of the X-Men obviously only exists as easter eggs for this special world called Wade Wilson's exclusive playground, which is irrelevant Those fucking writers at [-]th Century Fox.

"That's a pity. I'm looking forward to seeing a professor who has the certificate of a strong man."

Gao Feng said with a little regret.

Not to mention the legend of the bald guy, even the time he confronted Professor X in the world of "Wolverine", he was deeply curious about it and eager to challenge it.

But unfortunately, I'm afraid I won't be able to see it here.

"There is a chance. Although this task is a bit troublesome, the professor is best at solving problems."

Colossus said seriously.

This made Gao Feng couldn't help taking a closer look, making sure that the other party really thought so, he couldn't help but secretly said in his heart, everyone except Wade Wilson didn't notice it, this is the reason why Deadpool is all drunk and I am alone where the roots lie.

This strange world once again opened his eyes.

At the same time, he couldn't help thinking of the follow-up task of fulfilling Wade Wilson's wish. Is Deadpool's wish limited to this slightly illusory world?
If not, it will be troublesome.

This gave him a headache.

Although his mental strength is extraordinary and he almost has the ability to distort other people's thinking, Wade Wilson's wish is recognized by the system, which means that Wade Wilson's true wish actually exists and he is trying to control it mentally. The act of taking advantage of the law will only prove your own stupidity in the end.

"Be optimistic about Wade and his friends, Xuexu and I went out."

Bullet had a cool expression on his face, and took a deep look at Gao Feng and Helena Campbell, then pulled Xue Xu and passed by, and walked towards the garage next to the main castle of the college.

"Ok."

Colossus waved his hand and invited: "Please come in and have a seat. There is great black tea here."

"Thank you."

Gao Feng nodded.

"Wade, stop torturing Howard, put the professor's wheelchair back, so that I can consider whether to forgive you."

Colossus yelled at Wade Wilson, who was playing with a duck in the pond, well, that duck is called Howard, obviously this is another easter egg - "Howard Duck".

"Let go of me, bastard! Your steel boyfriend is calling you!"

Howard Duck opened and closed its long hard mouth, flapping its wings and quacking.

"Haha! You just know, you really can talk!"

Wade Wilson grinned triumphantly, clutching Howard Duck's neck and shaking it for a while.

Gathering these into his eyes, Gao Feng didn't say much, and followed Colossus into the castle, watching Colossus, blessed by CG special effects, push open the dark red carved door full of British aristocratic atmosphere, and came into the living room.

"It's quite lifelike. I thought superheroes have a lonely fortress."

"This isn't Kansas, hahaha!"

Ganglishi smiled and said, if it weren't for the ineffective CG skin special effects, this guy would definitely be an authentic warm man, um, the kind with a Russian accent.

The Fortress of Solitude originated from "Superman", and there is no need to consider any infringement or non-infringement here.

"Wait a moment, I'm going to make tea."

Colossus motioned for the two to sit casually, then turned around and left from the other side of the living room.

In the warm living room, which is very different from the solemn atmosphere of "X-Men", Gao Feng looked at the photos hanging on the wall with great interest.

Most of them are familiar faces, and Professor X, who is not a bald man, especially catches his attention.

These photos have an interesting thing in common, that is, there are only young versions of the X-Men, and there is even Kuaiyin who will be killed by bullets when he runs to the Avengers.

So in connection with the information in reality, the X-Men who appeared in "Deadpool 2" came as guest stars during the filming of "X-Men: Dark Phoenix". Now that we have noticed the weirdness of this world, we can conclude that the previous situation The same is true.

"What is the ability of this big man to become like that? It looks like he can take a beating."

Helena Campbell suddenly whispered.

"Oh, it's true."

Gao Feng said with a smile when he heard the words.

In recent days, Helena Campbell has shouldered the task of testing the experimental subjects that have been transplanted with mutated genes. However, when her biological mother escaped from the laboratory, the damage to the mutated gene transplantation experiment seemed to be serious, which led to the fusion of those experimental subjects. The degree of mutant genes is far inferior to hers.

But even so, she, who had never seen so many mutants with different abilities, still felt an eye-opener, but the excitement hadn't passed yet.

Of course, her desire to compete with the Tiangong Examination is obviously due to her ignorance of what X Academy represents.

"Oh! My dear bullshit prophet, have you thought about how to fool me again?"

At the entrance of the living room, Wade Wilson appeared with a sliding step, his buttocks slightly raised, his head shaking, his eyes squinting and his mouth nuzzled, looking over with an imposing and solemn expression.

At some point, he had already changed into dry clothes, and the sudden lump on his chest was indeed an endorsement for Taylor Swift's two cats.

"I'm not at all good at it."

The corners of Gao Feng's mouth twitched slightly, and he rolled his eyes as if he raised his hands in surrender. It was difficult for him to look back on the stupid things he did with his brain polluted, but he felt.

"Humph!!"

Wade Wilson put his arms on his hips and folded his arms, and almost stomped his feet to express his displeasure.

But he couldn't help but sneak a glance at that bastard, he couldn't figure out his origin, this kind of thing had never happened to him who was so talented.

"All right!"

Gao Feng spread his hands, curled his lips and said, "I tricked you, but you can't deny that what I said is also true."

"Yeah! The stupid screenwriter of [-]th Century Fox forced me to arrange the plot and made me lose my love! Oh! And that bastard Ryan Reynolds, he is also one of the signed screenwriters!"

Wade Wilson said that he even scolded himself when he became crazy.

"I pretend I didn't hear it."

Gao Feng resisted the twitching corners of his mouth, rolled his eyes and said.

Perhaps because of the particularity of this world, Wade Wilson didn't seem to hear this sentence, he was still the center of that world.

"Fact? Hmm, so that's it."

Wade Wilson hummed reluctantly.

"Since you can admit it, it proves that you are still sensible..."

"Hey, hey! Don't use that kind of words to describe me, it's just too insulting to me!"

Wade Wilson exclaimed with a funny glare and an exaggerated expression.

Gao Feng pretended not to hear this, and continued: "So you should be able to judge that the way I let you and Vanessa reunite, no one can do it except me."

"What does this mean? You are extraordinarily awesome?"

"Obviously, that's just one of the things that can be inferred."

Gao Feng nodded and continued with a smile: "In addition, it can also prove that my prediction has a great chance of becoming a reality."

Hearing this, Wade Wilson's only eye that could see through his whole body suddenly lit up, but then turned into a restrained look, and he questioned, "Do you really have the ability to predict?"

As he said that, he looked Gao Feng up and down, clicked his tongue in his mouth, and pouted with his chin pinched, almost writing the word "doubt" on his face.

Gao Feng raised his eyebrows, and instead of answering directly, he asked rhetorically: "It's fun to keep some unknown mystery in life, isn't it?"

"Ha ha!"

Wade Wilson sneered with his arms folded, looking like a mentor who asked to start your performance.

"Don't hold grudges so much, Wade, do you know what I came to find you for?"

"Hmph! Didn't you come to guide me to draw the sword in the stone?"

Obviously Wade Wilson regards the story of King Arthur as a portrayal of fate, but he doesn't know what expression he will have when he knows the female version of King Arthur.

"Don't talk nonsense, there is no sword in the stone waiting for you to pull out! What's wrong with being Pikachu once, do you want to be Captain Britain again?"

Ryan Reynolds' version of Pikachu is very interesting, but I still want a Kodak, those small eyes are so interesting!

As for Captain Britain, that's a character in the Marvel comics, and he's a force to be reckoned with.

Gao Feng had a speechless and tired expression on his face. How could the electric lock tolerate this guy? Is it because the electric lock comes with DC Dark Wind?
Oh no, I remember that in the comics, after the electric lock stayed with Deadpool for a week, even the calm and cold electric lock said more.

really!Wade Wilson is a huge polluter!
Resisting the urge to complain, he took a deep breath, and said in a more emphatic voice, "I'm here to fulfill your wish, the one in your heart..."

"Oh! So you are not that old man Merlin, but the spirit of Aladdin's magic lamp!"

Wade Wilson suddenly clasped his hands together, pressed them against his chest, raised his head with a pious expression on his face, and was about to close his eyes and make a wish.

"I want……"

"Here comes the black tea. It's a little hot. Please blow it before you taste it."

Ganglishi walked into the living room with black tea, and said with a warm and kind smile.

"I want this!"

Wade Wilson suddenly went up to grab a cup of tea, which was originally handed to Gao Feng by Colossus.

"Hey! Wade, be polite!"

Colossus frowned and reprimanded.

"Polite? Hmph!"

Not to be outdone, Wade Wilson stared back, and poured the tea down his throat deliberately.

"Ah~! It's so hot, so hot!"

In less than a second, Wade Wilson yelled, sticking out his tongue and gasping for air.

Helena Campbell couldn't help laughing out loud at this funny look.

"I like this guy."

She leaned against Gao Feng and said with a convulsive laugh.

"Hmm! Yes, you can become a top-notch mime actor by sewing his mouth shut."

Gao Feng pouted and said.

"Please taste."

Colossus handed over a cup of tea again, while staring at Wade Wilson warily.

"Thank you."

Gao Feng took it, avoiding Wade Wilson's grasping palm.

“It tastes great.”

He took a sip, tasted it and nodded with a smile.

"It's just a little hot."

Helena Campbell raised her eyebrows and deliberately smiled playfully at Wade Wilson.

"Hmm! Not likable at all!"

Wade Wilson glared at Helena Campbell. The latter shrugged his shoulders and didn't care about it. He just glanced sideways at the man beside him for some reason.

After drinking the black tea, the atmosphere in the living room calmed down a little.

"Wade said you are his friend, but you haven't asked for your name yet?"

Colossus put down his teacup and asked first.

"You can call me Van Gogh, it's the name I used to use."

The peak is casual and authentic.

"Okay, Mr. Van Gogh, I want to know what you want to do with Wade. Oh, maybe you already know about the sad tragedy. Wade is not suitable for doing something too troublesome at this moment."

Colossus said as tactfully as possible.

"Of course it's not those bad things. In fact, I just want to help him. Maybe there is a little selfishness in it, but it is absolutely not malicious."

Gao Feng said without hesitation.

"okay."

Now that this is all said, Colossus, who has inherited Professor X's gentle thinking, naturally can't ask what the so-called selfishness is, after all, the other party's words are already calm enough.

"In that case, you can stay in the castle for the time being. What Wade needs most now is to cultivate peace."

Colossus suggested.

"It's a great honor, so let's bother."

Gao Feng has nothing to do with this, anyway, if he wants to complete the task next, he only needs to stare at Wade Wilson, and maybe go through the plot again.

"Congratulations, you've been shortlisted for the X-Men Reserve."

Wade Wilson lay down on the sofa, took out his forehead mask from somewhere and put it on his head, waved his hands in an exaggerated manner and said loudly.

"You should really think about it, join the X-Men, you can help more people."

Colossus led Gao Feng and Helena Campbell to set up a room for him, and turned around and said seriously after hearing Wade Wilson's words.

"Never."

Wade Wilson turned around against the sofa, pointed his butt at Colossus, and muttered to himself: "I can't imagine how stupid I would be with an X on my chest, maybe it's okay Add an S and an E in front."

Gao Feng laughed when he heard him muttering, is this really Xiang's warning?Sure enough, it is a philosophy summed up by the sages, and no one can escape it.

Xavier Castle is quite old, but because it has been inhabited for a long time, it does not look old, but it is very modern.

There are many rooms in the castle, which is normal. After all, even if [-]th Century Fox did not invite such famous characters to save costs, the superficial work is not bad, which makes this illusory world indeed exist. A huge castle.

(End of this chapter)

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