PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 967 He's a Good Man

When Black Widow and Captain America went out to perform their missions, Duan Zilang was lying on the bed in his room, with two balls of toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils, and he was holding his head up to stop the bleeding.

"It's such a big loss. It's such a loss. I did a task and even made myself bleed. How much food do I need to eat to make up for it!" Duan Zilang kept complaining.

"You're shameless, you're the one who peeped at Romanov's bath with your see-through ability, yet you're ashamed to say you're at a disadvantage." In the virtual space, a child transformed into a super cheat system said contemptuously.

"Brother System, I don't like to hear what you said. Did I use the perspective plug-in ability to peek on purpose?" Duan Zilang heard that his character was being questioned, and quickly refuted.

"Isn't it?" the super plug-in system asked back.

"Of course not!" Duan Zilang retorted loudly, and said, "I have activated the see-through plug-in ability a long time ago, but have you ever seen me use it on anyone? My character of Duan Zilang is still worthy of recognition, if not The task requires, how can I use the perspective plug-in ability."

On this point, the super plug-in system really cannot refute.

The first plug-in ability that Duan Zilang turned on was perspective, but except for accidentally using it once at the beginning, he never used this plug-in ability on people in the days to come.

However, if he combined his usual behavior with the see-through cheating ability, if he really wanted to tell other people that he had never used the see-through cheating ability on others, no one would believe him.

And if the Black Widow knew that Duan Zilang had the ability to see through, she would probably run far away immediately, and would never appear within a [-]-kilometer radius of him.

"Even if this is the case, you won't suffer a loss!" said the super plug-in system.

"I suffered a loss. Why don't I suffer a loss?" Duan Zilang said seriously: "My purpose was not to peek at the Black Widow taking a bath. The result is now better. There was a lot of nosebleeds. She even threw away the bath water. The mission ended without any problem. gone."

"Uh... she is also a first sister of Marvel, is it possible to show some respect?" the super cheat system said.

"I've got a nosebleed, you're not respectful!" Duan Zilang asked in a loud voice: "Do you have to give me a slight hardening to show respect?"

The picture just now is really awesome.

It is true that Duan Zilang, who claims to be a gentleman and a role model among men, was amazed. No wonder in reality, a star wanted to drink her bath water.

It is estimated that there are quite a few men with such a special habit.

"Brother System, you said that if I collect more bath water, can I get more rewards for the mission?" Duan Zilang asked suddenly.

"How is it possible, do you think there will be such a good thing?" the super plug-in system asked back.

"Okay, I've overthought!" Duan Zilang sighed.

However, just as Duan Zilang was communicating with the super plug-in system, there was a knock on his door.

The see-through plug-in ability was turned on, and Duan Zilang saw Agent Hill and Nick Fury standing outside the door through the door.

Both of them looked a little flustered, and they knew that they had something very important to look for him without guessing.

Helpless, Duan Zilang could only stand up from the bed and open the door.

"Agent Hill, Director Ferry, what do you want to see me for?" Duan Zilang asked.

"Mr. Lang, we just discovered Loki's whereabouts in Germany, and we have sent the captain and Romanov agents there. I want to ask, can we successfully capture Loki this time?" Nick Fury said straight to the point After finishing speaking, he noticed that Duan Zilang had toilet paper stuffed in his nose, and asked, "Mr. Lang, are you feeling unwell?"

"me!"

Of course, Duan Zilang would not tell Nick Fury that his nosebleed was caused by peeping at the black widow taking a bath, so he could only think about it for a while, sighed and said, "Director Fury, I'm not afraid to tell you, this is God's punishment!"

"Curse?"

It was the first time for Nick Fury and Agent Hill to hear this word, and they looked confused.

Duan Zilang said quietly: "You should be clear about the saying that secrets should not be leaked, but you don't know that there is a price to pay for leaking secrets. I have leaked too many secrets to you in the past two days, so God sent down a punishment from heaven." , but fortunately the leaked things are small secrets, so the punishment from heaven is not very severe, it's just a nosebleed."

Agent Hill didn't believe it: "How could such a thing happen?"

Nick Fury said: "This kind of thing really does happen. I once read a story. During the Tang Dynasty in China, Emperor Taizong ordered Li Chunfeng and Yuan Tiangang to predict the fortune of the Tang Dynasty. Li Chunfeng leaked too many secrets, which led to He aged a lot in an instant. Zhuge Liang from the Three Kingdoms period died very early because he changed his fate against the sky."

As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury naturally wouldn't easily believe in Duan Zilang, so after he returned to S.H.I.E.L.D., he asked people to search a lot of ancient books about fortune-telling.

Some of these classics are official history, and some are unofficial history, but no matter what they are, there will be some records about "secrets that cannot be revealed".

The most famous of these is the 'Tui Bei Tu'.

Nick Fury didn't take it seriously at first, but now that he heard Duan Zilang say this, he immediately responded.

"I didn't expect Director Fury to be so knowledgeable that he even knows a little bit about push back pictures." Duan Zilang saw that Nick Fury, who was the most difficult to deal with, was speaking for him, so he flattered him.

"I just want to know more about Teacher Lang." After Nick Fury finished speaking, he asked with a serious face: "Mr. Lang, since your deduction will have such a big consequence, can you still make a prediction next?"

"It's okay!"

Duan Zilang raised his head at a 45-degree angle, his eyes gleamed with great feelings for the country and the people, and said in a vicissitudes of life: "If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed, sacrificing the ego is inevitable. "

Nick Fury was shocked when he heard this, took two steps back, bowed deeply towards Duan Zilang and said: "Humanity will never forget you, you are the hero of the earth."

Duan Zilang turned to look at Nick Fury, hesitated and said, "Uh...I'm not dead yet, let alone predicting something that is about to happen, it will do me little harm."

In fact, he didn't want to spoil the tragic atmosphere at the scene, but Nick Fury's performance was too scary, as if he was going to die.

Nick Fury was taken aback again, and realized that his words seemed inappropriate, but he couldn't be blamed for that, it was Duan Zilang who exaggerated the atmosphere too well, and really thought he was going to die.

Immediately afterwards, Duan Zilang started to Parkinson again, trembling non-stop.

After a long time, Duan Zilang suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Director Ferry, there is no need to worry. This time the captain and Agent Romanov will definitely succeed."

It's okay not to mention the Black Widow, but when it comes to her, the picture of taking a bath can't help but appear in my mind.

In an instant, Duan Zilang felt his blood pressure rise, his face was flushed, his breathing was heavy, and the nosebleed that had been stopped with great difficulty flowed out again.

"Made, the memory is so good that I can't forget it even if I want to. It's the clarity of high-definition without coding." Duan Zilang quickly raised his head, pinching his nose to prevent blood from staying.

When Nick Fury and Agent Hill saw this, they thought that Duan Zilang's nosebleed was caused by the prophecy, and they immediately trusted Duan Zilang even more.

Maybe he was a bit of a hooligan, but he was not ambiguous at all when it came to right and wrong, and he was a trustworthy person.

"Teacher Lang, are you okay?" Nick Fury said.

"Wait a minute, I'll call the doctor right away," Agent Hill said.

"I'm fine. I just said it. This is God's punishment. It's a small matter. Just take a rest and you don't need to bother the doctor." Duan Zilang said hastily.

"Okay! Then the two of us won't bother."

Hearing this, Nick Fury and Agent Hill stood up and resigned, and told Duan Zilang to take a good rest.

After the door was closed, the two of them turned and left, heading for the control room.

On the way, Agent Hill said: "Boss, I feel that we can completely trust Mr. Lang. If we even doubt someone who is willing to give like him, SHIELD will be too chilling."

Nick Fury sighed: "Yeah, he's a good guy!"

PS: Chapter 1...

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