PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 547 Are Both... Broken?

Duan Zilang didn't even think about pretending to be aggressive. He just came to the auto show to buy a car, and he didn't expect to be recognized by his fans, and he didn't expect that he just bought four cars at random and let Wu Heng show up at the auto show. The seaweed dance was performed.

With the 'help' of many people at the auto show, the video of Wu Heng dancing the seaweed dance was posted on the Internet, allowing him to experience the feeling of being an Internet celebrity.

However, Duan Zilang didn't know what happened in the auto show. At this moment, he was taken to the parking lot outside the auto show by the sales manager.

The three of them waited for a while before four trucks drove into the parking lot, and then four Maserati Quattroportes were unloaded.

Four cars were parked side by side, four different colors, but the cars with the same model were parked together, but they were extraordinarily eye-catching and attracted many people's attention.

Think about it, the next time the MLGB team participates in the competition, it will be a very exciting thing to drive four Maserati presidents of the same model and different colors to the competition venue.

"Sir, these four are the cars you bought. Are you satisfied?" the sales manager said respectfully.

"Satisfied, are all the procedures complete?"

Duan Zilang touched his black Maserati president, feeling the touch of the car body, he was a little excited.

He finally has a car, and he is the president of Maserati worth more than 100 million.

Since the awakening of the super assistance system, Duan Zilang's life has undergone earth-shaking changes. Even he himself never thought that he could afford a house and a car in Shanghai.

Among them, the house is a luxurious villa worth [-] million. Although the car is not an expensive luxury car, for him, it is already satisfactory.

You must know that before the awakening of the super assistance system, his dream would be to have a car worth around 20 yuan.
"Everything has just been done, and the two distinguished guests can pick up the car at any time." the sales manager said.

"Well, okay, thank you!" Duan Zilang said.

Afterwards, the sales manager took Duan Zilang to learn more about the car, and demonstrated all the functions of the whole car to Duan Zilang in detail.

This is a big customer, and he may buy a car in the future, so he must leave a good impression.

In fact, Duan Zilang really needed a presentation from the sales manager.

Although he got his driver's license during college, the car he drove when he was learning to drive was not at the same level as the president of Maserati. In addition, he had no chance to drive after getting his driver's license, so his driving experience is not much better than that of a newcomer. go.

When Duan Zilang and Gu Liangxin had almost understood the car, the sales manager left.

"Captain, please hit me quickly. I want to know if this is true." Gu Liangxin pounced directly on his car. It was true that Duan Zilang said he would give him a car before, but when he saw the car, he stopped When he saw it in front of him, he still couldn't help but feel that it was all too dreamy.

"Get out, you're worthless!" Duan Zilang kicked Gu Liangxin with a smile.

"Oh, it's true, I have a car." Gu Liangxin covered the place where he was kicked, his body hurt, but he grinned: "Today I will drive to school to show off to my dad." , and hook up with a few elementary school girls by the way."

"The idea is very good, but I suddenly thought of one thing." Duan Zilang said.

"What is it?" Gu Liangxin asked curiously.

"Do you have a driver's license?" Duan Zilang asked.

"Uh... no driver's license."

Gu Liang was suddenly startled. He had just turned one year old and had been training and competing these days. How could he have time to take the driver's license test?

Thinking of having such a luxurious car but being unable to drive it, Gu Liang felt an urge to cry. It's like having a beautiful girl with a hot figure standing naked in front of you and making a pose, but you can't touch her , making people feel extremely uncomfortable.

"Captain, can't you drive without a driver's license?" Gu Liangxin asked knowingly.

"There are tens of thousands of roads, safety is the first, the driving is not standardized, and the relatives are crying... Do you think you can drive without a driver's license?" Easy."

"All right!"

Gu Liang was disappointed.

Gu Liangxin couldn't drive, Duan Zilang could only drive one car, and there were no one to drive the other three cars, so he could only call the three Humei and ask them to drive back.

However, just as Duan Zilang took out his phone and was about to make a call, the phone rang. It was Chen Ayou.

Duan Zilang answered the phone, and when he was about to tell Chen Ayou about buying a car, Chen Ayou said hurriedly: "Langshen, it's not good, something happened."

Hearing this, Duan Zilang frowned, and asked, "What happened?"

Chen Ayou said: "Just now when I, Humei, and Xiao Nan were shopping, I met Jin Yuhong. We three didn't intend to talk to him, but this guy always harass Humei..."

Hearing Jin Yuhong pestering Humei, Duan Zilang, who was originally calm, suddenly became nervous. Before Chen Ayou could finish speaking, he hurriedly asked, "Jin Yuhong pestering Humei? This bitch wants to die, is Humei okay? "

Chen Ayou said: "Miss Hu is fine, it's just... it's just that Jin Yuhong has something to do."

Hearing this, Duan Zilang was taken aback at the time, a little confused.

Didn't it mean that Jin Yuhong is pestering Humei?
Why is Tiger Girl okay, but Jin Yuhong is okay?

But fortunately, it's just a little thing, and it shouldn't cause international disputes.

Duan Zilang breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "What happened to Jin Yuhong? Can you solve it privately?"

"This……"

Chen Ayou hesitated, and said with some difficulty in his tone: "It should not be possible to solve it privately."

Duan Zilang frowned and asked, "What happened?"

Chen Ayou said: "When Jin Yuhong was pestering Humei, Xiao Nan was a little impatient, so he beat Jin Yuhong. If there is no accident, Jin Yuhong is abolished... If the current Jin Yuhong was placed in ancient times, it would be fine. Without surgery, you can enter the palace and become a father-in-law."

Duan Zilang understood instantly and said in shock: "Xiao Nan has castrated Jin Yuhong, right?"

"almost!"

After Chen Ayou finished speaking, he asked embarrassingly: "Langshen, you are a man, and you know a lot about the structure of men... I want to ask, if a man's egg is broken, is it still possible to recover?"

"Fuck!" Duan Zilang exclaimed.

For Jin Yuhong, he didn't have any liking for him, and he even hated him very much.

The disgust is not because Jin Yuhong is a Korean, but because Jin Yuhong is an Asian but chooses to cooperate with the White Army and deceive the audience in Huaguo, which is unbearable for him.

That's why he abused Jin Yuhong ruthlessly during the game without showing any face.

However, no matter how much he hated Jin Yuhong, he would not eunuch Jin Yuhong!
Duan Zilang was shocked for a long time, and finally asked, "Jin Yuhong... Are both balls... broken?"

PS: Chapter 1 arrives...

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