PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds I'm hanging on the wall

Chapter 153: Zero Experience in Picking Up Girls
Duan Zilang settled on the first candidate, and then asked the Fat God and others if there was anyone else he could introduce to him. As you can imagine, the others shook their heads.

In the current e-sports circle, it is not easy to meet a suitable one, and it is very difficult to find another one.

Otherwise, Su Moyu wouldn't have spent so much to form a second-rate team like LXG.

Thinking of Su Moyu, Duan Zilang couldn't help pinching his chin and thinking: "It takes a lot of money to build a team. Should I ask Boss Su to sponsor me, so I can relax a bit."

The next few people chatted a lot, until around nine o'clock in the evening, they ended the meal and walked out of the Sichuan restaurant.

Standing at the entrance of the Sichuan restaurant, Fat God glanced at the time, blinked at Duan Zilang and said, "Brother, it's not too late now, so let's go back first... Humei is a girl, one of the big nights It's not safe for people to go back, so be a gentleman and send her back!"

This fat man!

Duan Zilang couldn't help cursing in his heart. He naturally saw Fat God's intentions, but he still nodded and said, "Well, be careful when you go back. I'll send Humei away later."

Hearing this, Humei's face became inexplicably hot, and her heart beat faster.

"Haha, why should we four big men be careful, you two should be more careful, handsome man and beautiful woman, drank a little more wine, woo woo..."

Fat God laughed out loud, probably because he had been drinking, and started talking nonsense afterwards.

Seeing this, A Zhuo and Leng Feng naturally wouldn't let Fat God continue, A Zhuo covered Fat God's mouth so that he couldn't say what he said next.

"Our captain is drunk and a bit outspoken, don't blame him." Azhuo smiled apologetically, and then the three of them pushed and carried the fat god away.

However, once the Fat Gods left and only Duan Zilang and Humei were left on the scene, the atmosphere was very awkward.

After all, both of them are not stupid, and what Fat God said just now was obviously intended to bring them together. Even though neither of them took Fat God's words seriously, the atmosphere between the two became ambiguous.

After a long time, when Duan Zilang was thinking about how to speak, the voice of the super cheating system came to his ears, "Host, the system detected that you have almost zero experience in picking up girls, do you need help?"

"Can you help me with this too?" Duan Zilang was taken aback, he thought the super cheat system could only help him play games.

"I can help, as long as the host is willing to spend a hundred points, I will immediately send a lot of knowledge about picking up girls to the host." The super cheat system said.

"Brother Wuen!" Duan Zilang said coldly.

"What do you mean?" The super plug-in system was puzzled.

"Brother Wuen—get lost!" Duan Zilang said bluntly.

Just now, he thought that the super plug-in system was kind enough to help him, but it turned out that it was still charging, and the price was too expensive, requiring 100 points, and now he only has a little over [-] points left.

The super cheat system was silent for a while, and said: "Single dog, poor dick, not even willing to get 11 points... I wish the host a bachelor, every year's Double [-] is your festival."

After finishing speaking, the super plug-in system disappeared.

Hey!
This system has also learned to curse itself!
Hmph, isn't it just to pick up girls? Even without you, I will still do it.

After Duan Zilang finished complaining, he recalled in his mind the scene of the hero sending the heroine home in the film and television works, and then said, "I'll take you home!"

"En!" Hu Mei changed her usual irritable temper and nodded gently.

Seeing this, Duan Zilang thought there was something interesting, so he imitated the actor in the film and television works, and planned to walk Humei home on foot, taking this opportunity for the two of them to stay for a while.

however……

"Are you going to walk me back?" Humei asked when she saw that Duan Zilang didn't plan to call a car.

"Yeah, the night is nice today, it's good to walk back." Duan Zilang thought for a while and replied.

"It's a good night today, but I live thirty miles away from here. If I walk back like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to go back tomorrow morning." Hu Mei looked at Duan Zilang with big eyes and asked, "Are you sure you want to walk?" Send me back?"

"Uh..." Duan Zilang was startled when he heard this.

Nima!

Thirty miles away, I'll forget it if I'm exhausted.

How is this different from the film and television works? !
Duan Zilang said a little frustrated: "Let's call a taxi!"

After finishing speaking, Duan Zilang came to the road in embarrassment and went to find a taxi.

Seeing Duan Zilang walking away, Hu Mei suddenly pursed her lips and laughed, not sure if she was laughing at Duan Zilang's behavior just now, or something else.

Soon, Duan Zilang found a taxi, and after the two got in the car, Humei told the driver her address.

When the car started, Humei glanced at Duan Zilang, who was sitting upright, cursed in her heart, folded her arms deliberately, and asked, "Duan Zilang, do you feel that it's a bit cold today?"

Under normal circumstances, the meaning of a woman's words can't be clearer, isn't she just wanting a man to take off his clothes and put them on her body, so as to shorten the distance.

But Duan Zilang was taken aback for a moment, and then said to the taxi driver: "Master, can you turn on the car heater, my friend is a bit cold."

"cold?"

The taxi driver was taken aback for a moment. Although the weather has cooled down now, it definitely doesn't feel cold in the car. It doesn't make sense!
But when he looked through the rearview mirror, he immediately understood, and wondered if this kid was pretending to be stupid, did the girl ask him to turn on the car heater?
"Master...Master, no need, I suddenly don't feel so cold." Seeing that the taxi driver was really going to turn on the car heater, Hu Mei couldn't help but blushed.

Next, I was speechless all the way!
The community where Humei lives is indeed a short distance from the Sichuan restaurant, but it is very fast by car. In addition, it is already late at night and there are not many vehicles on the road, so I arrived at the gate of Humei's community in about 10 minutes.

Duan Zilang paid the fare and asked Humei, "Do you want me to take you up there?"

Although Humei wanted Duan Zilang to send her upstairs, she was a girl after all, so she held back symbolically and said, "It's getting late now, so there's no need for it!"

"Okay then, be careful when you go upstairs, I'll go back first." Duan Zilang said, and said to the driver: "Master, take me to this place."

After speaking, the taxi started, and the taxi driver pulled Duan Zilang and left.

Humei looked at the car going away, and she froze in place. After a while, she stomped her feet angrily and cursed: "Idiot, what an idiot!"

PS: Chapter 4 arrives...

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