Chapter 1 I Said This

"On May 2022, 2, it was sunny.

"Beautiful (crossed out) beautiful (crossed out) the invincible beauty of the world, I (crossed out) failed to confess again.

"Xiaojing lied, she clearly said that eating garlic confession has the highest success rate, nineteen times (crossed out), none of them succeeded (crossed out)!
"So I was smart and chose to eat my favorite stinky tofu, and made my first confession.

"...

"I hate rain, except today. Because I'm like a bullfrog, alone wah wah wah.

"Lantern Festival wishes:
"I hope that the sky will collapse, and the heads of those bastard lovers will be broken.

"I hope that the cracking of the ground can split the hands of those stupid lovers.

"Mood today: heavy rain (crossed out) typhoon thunderstorm!!!"

Young Li Jiede stood on the second floor and read aloud with great emotion.

Beside him, the little girl was blushing, jumping and roaring.

"Give it back to me! Give it back to me!"

"Li Jade!! Give it back to me quickly!!"

On the first floor, Father Li and Mother Li watched with a smile.

Li Jiede stretched out his hand and raised the little pink book up until
[From Li Jiehan's social dead point +166. 】

["Sister's Diary Family Edition" social death incident was successfully included, and the social death index was one star. 】

[You have included "Sister's Love Letter Family Edition", "Sister's Temptation Selfie Family Edition", "Sister's Diary Family Edition", and you have met the requirements for opening the dead list. 】

Satisfied, Li Jiede returned the small pink notebook to Li Jiehan.

Li Jiehan's fists were like rain.

"Ah!! Go to hell, Li Jiede!!"

Li Jiede smiled and blocked it with his hands.

Don't look at the small fist, it hurts when you hit it.

Look at the attribute board in your mind, which is the system.

【Name】: Li Jiede

[Level]: Trainee Level 1

[Talent]: Fusion LV1
[Beast Royal]: None

【Community dead point】: 853
[Social Records]: "Sister's Love Letter Family Edition", "Sister's Temptation Selfie Family Edition", "Sister's Diary Family Edition" (Reminder: It can be displayed in front of the character's classmates, friends, and relatives. Chance to increase the level and get more social death points)
[Function]: [Community Death List], [Lottery Draw], [Backpack]

There are still 146 points to go before reaching the 999 club dead point, and the lottery will be opened, hoping to draw something good.

He recalled that on the lottery page, there were devil fruit Leilei fruit, Disha 72 changes, Zanpakudao Liuren Ruohuo, eternal kaleidoscope Sharingan Kamui, and eight strange skills [吹念~搜搜]

Faced with these, he couldn't hold back, and used 100 clubs to vape once, and vape once.

A wind of minus [-] degrees from the extreme north mountain range, probably, almost died anyway.

So he no longer takes chances, and draws ten consecutive draws to guarantee the epic, and only needs 999 club dead points.
My younger sister, Li Jiehan, was tired from playing. She hugged her diary, groaning, and returned to her room angrily.

"It seems that I can read it a few more times." Li Jiede secretly said.

"Xiaojie, stop playing, call Hanhan to eat!" Li's mother shouted on the first floor.

"Oh~!"

Li Jiede called his sister and got a roll.

Complete the task, happily go downstairs, while checking the new function.

【Community Death List Record】: The list of characters can be placed, and social death points will be generated every hour. Each list person can be placed for up to three hours a day.

(Reminder: In front of the list of people, the effect is better.)
"Empty" (can be included in the list: Yixing sister)
Li Jiede immediately put the one-star sister in, but there was no reaction.

Looks like it will take an hour to find out.

He went downstairs, and there was a three-meter black and white giant panda in the middle of the downstairs, with fierce claws.

Is performing a stunt - eating bamboo while sleeping.

Its name is lazy, because it is too lazy, so it is renamed Qinqin.

The name Qinqin contains the whole family's hope for it.

After the change, I was still very lazy, and slowly, unknowingly, I was called back to being lazy again.

This act contains the desperation of the whole family for it.

Li Jiehan went downstairs and pouted dissatisfiedly when she saw Lanlan.

"He bullied me, why don't you help me!"

Lazy and indifferent, still performing stunts.

She went up and gave it a slap on its stomach.

Lazy eyes opened a crack, looked at Li Jiehan for two seconds, then closed them again.

"Ah!! Lazy! Why are you so lazy!"

"Aren't we good friends!"

Li Jiehan quickly shifted her attention, tugging at Lazy's fur.

"Get up and do push-ups!"

Lazy was indifferent, and even felt more sleepy.

"Mom! I'm so lazy!" Li Jiehan complained.

"Don't worry about it, it's just like this, come and eat." Li Ma said with a gentle smile.

Li Jiehan kicked it a few times angrily, hating iron for being weak.

Li Jiede smiled slightly.

Mama Li smiled softly.

Father Li smiled wryly.

Li Jiehan walked over angrily.

I don't know why, during this period of time, my brother suddenly seemed to be a different person.

Not only read out the love letter she wrote, but also she sent the selfie of biting the corner of her clothes to the family group, and now she still reads her diary.
She walked to the table and saw her brother.

The black eyes stared fiercely, and pictures suddenly appeared in front of them.

The elder brother took her love letter and read it aloud in front of his parents, who laughed slightly;

Happily returning home, she was about to sit down and watch TV with her parents when her cell phone rang suddenly, and a selfie of her biting her finger appeared in the family group, and her parents looked at it with a slight mockery;

Today I was playing lazily happily, waiting for dinner, when I suddenly heard a familiar sentence from the second floor.
All the shame suddenly surfaced in front of my eyes.

Embarrassment quickly crept up on the little face, and an unimaginable sense of shame surged.

"what!!!"

Li Jiehan blushed to the ears, covered her face and ran up the stairs, opened the room and locked it, and rolled wildly on the bed.

"Ahhh!!! I'm not alive!!"

Li Jiede opened his mouth slightly, the effect is amazing!

Even he feels that he is not human.

Li Ma said softly, "Don't bully Hanhan too much."

After pondering, Li Jiede said, "Well, I'll go back to my room for dinner."

This time there is no social dead point, it should be settled together in one hour.

It is estimated that within this hour, my sister will do this when she sees him.

He took the meal and went into the room.

Don't look at him like this, in fact, he loves his sister the most.

after an hour.

"Haha, haha, haha!" came the unbridled laughter of my sister Li Jiehan from the living room.

In the room, Li Jiede was lying on the bed.

[From the social death point of the one-star sister in the social death list +100. 】

(Reminder: 90 points are extra output.)
46 o'clock before the 999 club dead point can draw a lottery.
[Do you want to unload sister Yixing? 】

"Hahahahaha! He's so funny!" In the living room, my sister laughed unscrupulously.

"no."

Li Jiede got up, picked up the bowl, and opened the door.

"Box box box box. Um."

On the sofa, Li Jiehan was wearing a plush pajamas, hugging her stomach and laughing, looking at Li Jiede.

His fair little face quickly turned red with embarrassment, and in the next second it was as red as a shrimp, even the roots of his ears were red.

Covering his face, he rushed into the room and rolled on the bed.

"Ah!! I don't want this brother!!!"

Mama Li showed a helpless wry smile.

It took her half an hour to get her out of the room just now.

Judging by the situation, it will take at least an hour.

Father Li smiled helplessly, his daughter is fragile.

He took out 100 yuan and said, "Xiaojie, after buying the Royal Beast tomorrow, go comfort Hanhan."

"Obey!" Li Jiede took it seriously.

after an hour.

[From the social death point of the one-star sister in the social death list +80 (extra 70). 】

Is it related to the time of running into the room?Or is it going to drop the second time around?

Li Jiede put aside these for the time being, and unloaded Sister Yixing first.

Looking at the social death point at 1033, he felt that he needed to do something.

He goes to the bathroom.

My younger sister spent a hundred yuan and was reluctant to wash her hands with natural soap.

Li's father and Li's mother watched Li Jiede enter their room strangely.

Then wipe your hands with the tie that my father was reluctant to wear at 888 yuan, and finally spray it with the perfume that my mother was reluctant to wear at 2888 yuan.

With a holy light, ignoring the restless eyes of Li's father and Li's mother, he entered the room.

Enter 【Lottery】.

In the turntable, various bright lights of purple, orange, gold, and red are shining.

In the light, there are various epic treasures.

He took a deep breath and pressed down.

[Whether to enable ten consecutive draws, ten consecutive draws can guarantee the bottom draw of epic items. 】

"Yes!"

[The lottery starts. 】

[Click at will to speed up the lottery draw. 】

Den den den.
The turntable turned quickly, and soon an orange streak appeared.

"Epic!" Li Jiede was pleasantly surprised.

[Congratulations on your acquisition of an epic-level cold wind. 】

Li Jiede was frightened and hurriedly backed away.

Last time, the ordinary white wind was almost cool!

The cold wind will not die this time!
[Whether to open. 】

"no!"

[It has been put into the backpack, this item is a special item, please use it within three days, otherwise it will disappear automatically. 】

It would be good if it disappeared. Li Jiede breathed a sigh of relief.

Two seconds later, his expression froze. This wouldn't be considered an epic guarantee, right?
[Congratulations on obtaining the Rare Level A Light Rain. 】

[Congratulations on obtaining the normal-level · experience pill. 】

[Congratulations on obtaining the rare green bamboo. 】

[Congratulations on obtaining the rare level experience bag. 】

[Congratulations on obtaining the ordinary-level · skilled Dan. 】

【Congratulations on getting the Legendary Devil Fruit Lei Lei Fruit Fragment (1/8)】

Li Jiede's mouth twitched.

There are still pieces! ! !

[Congratulations on obtaining the Legendary Devil Fruit Lei Lei Fruit Seed. 】

Li Jiede's heart skipped a beat.

[Congratulations on obtaining the wreckage of the legendary Devil Fruit Lei Lei fruit. 】

Li Jiede looked at the pile of poop and gritted his teeth.

He admitted that he underestimated this golden finger!
Oh shit!I'm going to commit suicide with you in my arms! !
I said this, no one can stop me! ! !

[Congratulations on obtaining the Legendary Good Fortune Stove. 】

[Spiritual Stove]: Select the superior and discard the inferior, seize the good fortune of the world, and create the magic of all things. (Reminder: Do you still want to commit suicide?)
Li Jade:
ORZ knelt down.

dad.

(End of this chapter)

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