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Chapter 291 ?
Chapter 291
"Flesh color? Black? White? I really can't tell the variety!"
Lin Ruyan was confused by Xiaoli's answer.
"Is there a tail?"
She still didn't dare to look at it, because she had already sketched the image of the little tiger in her mind.
"It seems that there is, and it seems that there is no! Hey, Mr. Lin, you can see for yourself, the puppy is very stylish, it doesn't move, and you can visit it!"
Xiaoli smiled and patted Lin Ruyan's hand.
Trembling, Lin Ruyan finally plucked up the courage to look at the screen. Of course, she wasn't afraid of dogs, but just didn't know how to face it.
The picture quality is still sloppy, and the person who was afraid must be very nervous, and the angle of the camera is weird, making it even more unclear.
It’s a puppy, that’s right, the color is exactly as Xiaoli described, there are black, white, and flesh-colored. The part that should be the tail is now tied with something, so it looks like it’s long, and it looks like a dog. is short.
"What's on the dog?"
Lin Ruyan was extremely confused, this dog was really similar to a little tiger in size, but dressed up like this, who would recognize it?
Half of his face was covered by a crab shell. It can be seen that the so-called Huajing Grandmaster still loves his dog very much, so he made a mask for him to protect him.
"It's ribs, right? Yes, that's right, it's three ribs! There's also black kelp, like a battle robe!"
"Hey, there are a few chicken feathers tied to the tail. What's the purpose of this? Decoration?"
The dog is indeed dressed in a weird way, with ribs, chicken feathers, and crab shells, it looks like a knight's armor, so cute.
"It's not a little tiger."
Lin Ruyan sighed secretly, unable to tell whether she was disappointed or relieved.
"Boss Lin, what did you say?"
Xiaoli didn't hear clearly and asked curiously.
"It's nothing. Wouldn't it be too much fun for such a puppy to be put on stage by the owner to fight Linyuanyu? What if the dog is in danger?"
Lin Ruyan felt a little distressed.
"No! Who is its owner? It's a super expert! Think about it, it's like a roaring dog, with Erlang's protection and training, when has it ever suffered a disadvantage! Unless the other party is Monkey King!"
Xiaoli is inexplicably confident.
At this time, there was an uproar in the stadium, no one expected that Gu Yifan really let a dog out!
Lin Yuanyu looked at the little tiger in front of him, trembling with anger, isn't this a shame and a shame?
"Okay, okay, your Excellency is so romantic, then I will use my cruel side to fight you! The dog you sent will not even have a chance to be fried in the pan, because I will cramp it, skin it, and grind it to death. Flour!"
The cold voice was squeezed out from between the teeth, which made people's backs go numb and creepy.
Everyone knows how deep Lin Yuanyu's hatred and anger are at the moment!
A dog, or such a small dog, was compared to him, who would have thought otherwise?
His disciples also gritted their teeth, wanting to tear the little tiger to pieces on the spot!
"Good dog, don't worry, you will win!"
As if the excitement wasn't enough, Gu Yifan was still fanning the flames, expanding the hatred value of Linyuanyu to the limit!
"Then don't blame me for being rude, beat the dog to see the owner, you asked for it!"
Lin Yuanyu's words echoed constantly in the stadium, and his whole body was full of anger from inside to outside, burning with a blazing flame, but cold to the bone.
Even the people standing in front of the TV couldn't help but shudder.
"The dog is miserable!"
Lin Ruyan's heart twitched violently.
"Just hold on, little dog, if you can't bite you, run away!"
Xiaoli was also sweating.
"Come on, my dog is getting impatient!"
There was a sense of boredom in Gu Yifan's voice, as if he felt that Linyuanyu had too much nonsense, and the opening remarks made a lot of sense, and the spectators were waiting so anxiously.
There was a glimmer of haze in Lin Yuanyu's eyes, and with a touch of his feet, his whole body was like flowing clouds and flowing water, as fast as lightning, he slid to Gouzi's side, reached out his hand, and slapped its sky spirit cover with a palm.
"Oh my God, the dog is finished!"
Xiao Li was so frightened that she threw herself into Xiao Zhang's arms.
Nobody thinks otherwise.
"Dodge left, lie down, roll over, bite!"
Gu Yifan's advice came. These days, he likes to train the little tiger to play when he has nothing to do. The little thing is talented and intelligent. Although he is a dog, he is very spiritual, and he grasps his short commands very quickly!
An incredible scene appeared, Xiao Huzi fell down, escaped from Lin Yuanyu's grasp, and bit his ankle with precision!
"Let go, step back, dodge right, bite!"
Before everyone could react, Xiao Huzi followed Gu Yifan's words, slipped to the back, and bit Lin Yuanyu's heel!
"Good dog, good dog, jump!"
Following Gu Yifan's words, the little tiger flew into the air and bit the back hem of Lin Yuanyu's clothes. No matter how gorgeous Tai Chi steps he took, he had no intention of letting go.
"Oh, look at Lin Yuanyu's feet!"
Lin Ruyan screamed and pointed to the TV screen. At this moment, she was already stunned by what she saw, and she forgot her usual elegance and poise.
Blood, there is blood at Linyuanyu's feet, that is his own blood!
Xiao Huzi's previous two bites had already injured his ankle, one behind, one to the left, one to the right, and blood stains spread on the ring with his steps.
"His steps are a little messy!"
"Yes, yes, the dog bites really hard! Could it have bitten some acupoints? Lin Yuanyu's face turned green!"
"My God, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it!"
People are all dumbfounded, what kind of formation is this, what kind of sharp weapon is this?
Lin Yuanyu naturally knew better than these spectators that his ankle was indeed severely injured, not because of the depth of the wound, but because of the damage to his hamstrings, causing bursts of sharp pain like needle pricks in his legs .
Damn, this dog's eloquence is too good!
"No matter how capable you are, it's just a dog!"
Lin Yuanyu yelled loudly, shaking his body violently, the little tiger was about to fly, but he still did not forget his mission, the three ribs tied to his body flew up at the same time, and directly inserted upwards!
The pain could still be endured by Lin Yuanyu, but the three ribs hit an acupuncture point on the back of his neck, and the numbness was the most deadly!
As soon as his body softens, Lin Yuanyu will fall down!
At this critical moment, he held back desperately, and grabbed the little tiger's neck with his backhand, but the edge of the crab's shell was so sharp that it cut his wrist!
"And then on!"
Gu Yifan only gave two words, and the little tiger had already understood the meaning of his master. He threw away Lin Yuanyu, and with the strength of his hand, jumped onto his neck, and bit it down!
The aorta was firmly held in the mouth by two rows of dog teeth!
(End of this chapter)
"Flesh color? Black? White? I really can't tell the variety!"
Lin Ruyan was confused by Xiaoli's answer.
"Is there a tail?"
She still didn't dare to look at it, because she had already sketched the image of the little tiger in her mind.
"It seems that there is, and it seems that there is no! Hey, Mr. Lin, you can see for yourself, the puppy is very stylish, it doesn't move, and you can visit it!"
Xiaoli smiled and patted Lin Ruyan's hand.
Trembling, Lin Ruyan finally plucked up the courage to look at the screen. Of course, she wasn't afraid of dogs, but just didn't know how to face it.
The picture quality is still sloppy, and the person who was afraid must be very nervous, and the angle of the camera is weird, making it even more unclear.
It’s a puppy, that’s right, the color is exactly as Xiaoli described, there are black, white, and flesh-colored. The part that should be the tail is now tied with something, so it looks like it’s long, and it looks like a dog. is short.
"What's on the dog?"
Lin Ruyan was extremely confused, this dog was really similar to a little tiger in size, but dressed up like this, who would recognize it?
Half of his face was covered by a crab shell. It can be seen that the so-called Huajing Grandmaster still loves his dog very much, so he made a mask for him to protect him.
"It's ribs, right? Yes, that's right, it's three ribs! There's also black kelp, like a battle robe!"
"Hey, there are a few chicken feathers tied to the tail. What's the purpose of this? Decoration?"
The dog is indeed dressed in a weird way, with ribs, chicken feathers, and crab shells, it looks like a knight's armor, so cute.
"It's not a little tiger."
Lin Ruyan sighed secretly, unable to tell whether she was disappointed or relieved.
"Boss Lin, what did you say?"
Xiaoli didn't hear clearly and asked curiously.
"It's nothing. Wouldn't it be too much fun for such a puppy to be put on stage by the owner to fight Linyuanyu? What if the dog is in danger?"
Lin Ruyan felt a little distressed.
"No! Who is its owner? It's a super expert! Think about it, it's like a roaring dog, with Erlang's protection and training, when has it ever suffered a disadvantage! Unless the other party is Monkey King!"
Xiaoli is inexplicably confident.
At this time, there was an uproar in the stadium, no one expected that Gu Yifan really let a dog out!
Lin Yuanyu looked at the little tiger in front of him, trembling with anger, isn't this a shame and a shame?
"Okay, okay, your Excellency is so romantic, then I will use my cruel side to fight you! The dog you sent will not even have a chance to be fried in the pan, because I will cramp it, skin it, and grind it to death. Flour!"
The cold voice was squeezed out from between the teeth, which made people's backs go numb and creepy.
Everyone knows how deep Lin Yuanyu's hatred and anger are at the moment!
A dog, or such a small dog, was compared to him, who would have thought otherwise?
His disciples also gritted their teeth, wanting to tear the little tiger to pieces on the spot!
"Good dog, don't worry, you will win!"
As if the excitement wasn't enough, Gu Yifan was still fanning the flames, expanding the hatred value of Linyuanyu to the limit!
"Then don't blame me for being rude, beat the dog to see the owner, you asked for it!"
Lin Yuanyu's words echoed constantly in the stadium, and his whole body was full of anger from inside to outside, burning with a blazing flame, but cold to the bone.
Even the people standing in front of the TV couldn't help but shudder.
"The dog is miserable!"
Lin Ruyan's heart twitched violently.
"Just hold on, little dog, if you can't bite you, run away!"
Xiaoli was also sweating.
"Come on, my dog is getting impatient!"
There was a sense of boredom in Gu Yifan's voice, as if he felt that Linyuanyu had too much nonsense, and the opening remarks made a lot of sense, and the spectators were waiting so anxiously.
There was a glimmer of haze in Lin Yuanyu's eyes, and with a touch of his feet, his whole body was like flowing clouds and flowing water, as fast as lightning, he slid to Gouzi's side, reached out his hand, and slapped its sky spirit cover with a palm.
"Oh my God, the dog is finished!"
Xiao Li was so frightened that she threw herself into Xiao Zhang's arms.
Nobody thinks otherwise.
"Dodge left, lie down, roll over, bite!"
Gu Yifan's advice came. These days, he likes to train the little tiger to play when he has nothing to do. The little thing is talented and intelligent. Although he is a dog, he is very spiritual, and he grasps his short commands very quickly!
An incredible scene appeared, Xiao Huzi fell down, escaped from Lin Yuanyu's grasp, and bit his ankle with precision!
"Let go, step back, dodge right, bite!"
Before everyone could react, Xiao Huzi followed Gu Yifan's words, slipped to the back, and bit Lin Yuanyu's heel!
"Good dog, good dog, jump!"
Following Gu Yifan's words, the little tiger flew into the air and bit the back hem of Lin Yuanyu's clothes. No matter how gorgeous Tai Chi steps he took, he had no intention of letting go.
"Oh, look at Lin Yuanyu's feet!"
Lin Ruyan screamed and pointed to the TV screen. At this moment, she was already stunned by what she saw, and she forgot her usual elegance and poise.
Blood, there is blood at Linyuanyu's feet, that is his own blood!
Xiao Huzi's previous two bites had already injured his ankle, one behind, one to the left, one to the right, and blood stains spread on the ring with his steps.
"His steps are a little messy!"
"Yes, yes, the dog bites really hard! Could it have bitten some acupoints? Lin Yuanyu's face turned green!"
"My God, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it!"
People are all dumbfounded, what kind of formation is this, what kind of sharp weapon is this?
Lin Yuanyu naturally knew better than these spectators that his ankle was indeed severely injured, not because of the depth of the wound, but because of the damage to his hamstrings, causing bursts of sharp pain like needle pricks in his legs .
Damn, this dog's eloquence is too good!
"No matter how capable you are, it's just a dog!"
Lin Yuanyu yelled loudly, shaking his body violently, the little tiger was about to fly, but he still did not forget his mission, the three ribs tied to his body flew up at the same time, and directly inserted upwards!
The pain could still be endured by Lin Yuanyu, but the three ribs hit an acupuncture point on the back of his neck, and the numbness was the most deadly!
As soon as his body softens, Lin Yuanyu will fall down!
At this critical moment, he held back desperately, and grabbed the little tiger's neck with his backhand, but the edge of the crab's shell was so sharp that it cut his wrist!
"And then on!"
Gu Yifan only gave two words, and the little tiger had already understood the meaning of his master. He threw away Lin Yuanyu, and with the strength of his hand, jumped onto his neck, and bit it down!
The aorta was firmly held in the mouth by two rows of dog teeth!
(End of this chapter)
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