It is impossible to work in this life

Chapter 287
In the corner, something flew out with a whoosh, and went straight to Zhang Aoshuang's finger, the raised middle finger, which represented arrogance and disdain.

Zhang Aoshuang only felt his fingertips go numb, and of course he was taken aback, but when he looked again, his fingers were still standing upright, and a smile slowly appeared on his face.

"Hahaha, but that's it, you are."

Before the words finished, Zhang Aoshuang's expression changed.

The middle finger fell back without warning, fell to the ground without a sound, and broke off neatly from the root.

"My God, what kind of hidden weapon is this?"

Qu Tiange exclaimed, and immediately covered his mouth.

Just a piece of banana peel!

Only then did everyone realize that the sharp weapon that broke Zhang Aoshuang's middle finger was on the pillar behind him!
It is indeed a banana peel, but the soft banana peel seems to have been smeared with some kind of legendary oil at this moment. It is straight and stiff, and it is inserted into the sturdy wooden stake like a dagger, leaving only a small piece for people to verify. !

"This this"

Zhang Aoshuang stared straight at her fingers, her face full of disbelief.

It wasn't over yet, when Zhang Aoshuang was stunned, another piece of banana peel flew onto his shoulder, and a large piece of the skin was peeled off.

What kind of banana peel is here? It's like a thin sharp blade flying over. Although it doesn't have a bright luster, it has a strong fragrance!
Looking at all this, Lin Yuanyu jumped onto the ring, and his other disciples followed closely behind, supporting the crumbling Zhang Aoshuang.

"Master, I, my fingers, my shoulders"

Zhang Aoshuang's eyes were full of horror, he would never have imagined that a piece of banana peel could have such power, like a precious knife that cuts iron like mud!

"Take the third child down, so that he can be healed!"

Naturally, Lin Yuanyu would not be as confused as his apprentice. He took a deep breath, walked towards the piece of banana peel inlaid on the wooden post, and stretched out two fingers to grab it. Pulling it out was a bit difficult, and then If you pull it out, it will probably break.

No, if that's the case, then it's people who can see the level at a glance!
Lin Yuanyu let go of the banana peel with a single thought, turned around and sneered at the corner: "Your Excellency has cultivated internal strength well, and to soften steel, you have also obtained some of the essence of my Tai Chi Kungfu, and you can be regarded as a master of the middle class!"

"Master, why are you talking so much nonsense with him, why don't you just go and grab him on the stage and beat him up, to avenge Ao Shuang and Cang Hai!"

The person who spoke was the second disciple of Linyuan language, Kunpeng spreading his wings, Lei Jiayuan, who was trained in the thirteen imperial guards. When he spoke, there was a lot of echo in the hall, and he knew it was a hard problem.

Both internal and external, a character with a solid wall!

"After all, in Hangzhou, we are foreign guests. There is no reason to bully the master. Please, do you understand?"

Lin Yuanyu's face was so ugly, but he still pretended to maintain his demeanor. After speaking, he clasped his fists in the corner and said, "My second disciple is very energetic. Don't be offended, please come on stage to discuss with him!"

After finishing speaking, he floated off the stage, really floated down, and he was extraordinarily handsome and handsome in a white poplin coat.

"Come on, you despicable bastard who hurts people, come here, I'd like to see what other skills you have!"

As soon as Lei Jiayuan roared, everyone recognized the power of his Lion Kung Fu, and the beams in the stadium trembled slightly.

But he yelled angrily like this several times, but no one paid attention to him.

"Damn it, do you have to ask me to go there?"

"Don't come here, you are so fierce, you will scare my dog!"

dog?
He came to kick the field, provoke, hurt people, and even brought a dog with him?What kind of dog is it, the fierce Norse, or the hellhound Pharaoh?

"Okay, I will stew you and your dog together today! Give my family Aoshuang and Canghai nourishment and nourishment!"

Lei Jiayuan yelled, and was about to jump off the stage to settle accounts with the unruly and slow Gu Yifan.

But at this moment, Lin Yuanyu stopped him with a look.

"You, are you going to come up?"

Lei Jiayuan gritted his teeth angrily, but he dared not listen to Lin Yuanyu's words.

"Wait a minute, I have to deal with the dog's internal affairs. This is related to public morality, and I have to pay attention to it!"

That voice was still painfully calm.

"I don't care how much you are, people or dogs, don't even think about it today"

Before Lei Jiayuan finished speaking, he saw a black thing whizzing towards him, and he stretched out his hand without thinking.

A huge force passed through, Lei Jiayuan was shocked, his feet were unsteady, he staggered back to the edge of the ring, and was barely blocked by the horizontal bar, but there was a sharp pain in his hand!
"mine."

No, why does the palm seem to have changed color?

Smell again, the smell is not right!
It was a mass of shit wrapped in a tissue!Is this the so-called housekeeping problem for dogs?Lei Jiayuan was furious!
Because just now, he grabbed that piece of shit and splashed it on his face, and now he has become a black-faced Mr. Bao!

"Okay, you actually, you actually."

"You said it yourself, you don't care!"

That voice still makes people angry.

"Get out of here!"

Lei Jiayuan couldn't care so much anymore, he was completely enraged, this behavior of throwing dog shit on his face was really shocking and indignant!
"Don't worry, the dog is pulling, and you need to add some nutrition! By the way, do you like eating dog food?"

This is the rhythm of Gu Yifan's anger.

"Ah ah ah, you go to hell!"

Lei Jiayuan jumped off the ring and ran towards the corner where the sound came from. However, just halfway through, he heard some weird sound coming towards him. He subconsciously reached out to grab it, but he didn't prevent it from reaching the corner. There was a sharp pain, and when I looked again, I saw that both hands had turned into sieves, with so many small holes so densely packed that it almost made people suffer from trypophobia!
"God, it's really dog ​​food!"

The people around Lei Jiayuan exclaimed, picking up small things from the ground, taking a look and smelling them, they still smelled like beef.

"My hand, my hand!"

Lei Jiayuan raised his hands high, and bright red blood was dripping. He was stunned. First it was dog shit, then dog food. All the food and shit came to him!

"In public, yelling, my dog ​​is more self-disciplined than you, so well-behaved and more sensible! Go back and study hard!"

This voice has already entered the mobile phones of countless netizens through some kind of dark net, and the screen is of course broadcast live simultaneously.

It's just that, because the competition was not bright, the people watching were also sneaky, but they were still so shocked that their eyeballs fell off!
(End of this chapter)