Datang: Kidnapping Li Shimin at the beginning

Chapter 18 I'm going to kill you

Small courtyard, a square table.

Li Shimin, Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, and Chu Tianyi each sat on one side.

Standing behind Chu Tianyi, Zhang Baozang was smiling all his teeth. The move of Shuanglong to the sea just now was his revenge.

Cheng Yaojin covered his eyes, feeling aggrieved, if His Majesty wasn't here, I would beat you to death.

The four of them stared at each other, each with their own goals.

Mrs. Chu was very happy. All the people my son knows are people of style.

The in-laws are here today, so you must entertain them well, and you must not treat the guests slowly.

Chu Tianyi couldn't help but sighed as he watched Chu's serving dishes out like flowing water. It was all because of his son's hard work to do the task.

Not to mention braised pork, red and green chili fried pork, yellow and orange chive fried eggs...can we keep it for ourselves?
But the arms can't hold the thighs, no matter how happy the mother is, then there is no way to do it, no one can do it.

"Hey, what kind of meat is this?" Li Shimin asked: "It looks fat and thin, with a strong fragrance, which makes people's index fingers move."

With a tense face, Cheng Yaojin put the braised pork in front of him calmly: "Your Majesty, this is pork, it's too cheap, you can't eat it!"

As he spoke, his chopsticks were flying.

"Pork?" Li Shimin immediately lowered his face, and gave Chu Tianyi a hard look: "Good boy, I gave you my daughter, but you entertained me with pork, what a stingy little bastard!"

I don't eat pork, I'll try other dishes first, if they taste good, I'll eat them all!
"What is this red, red, green, and green... huh? It's cool!"

Li Shimin put a piece of chili into his mouth, his expression changed drastically, he stuck out his tongue, and breathed out, the pungent taste of spicy is simply irresistible, with endless aftertaste.

Changsun Wuji looked at Li Shimin carefully, yo?Looks good, hey, let's try it too.

"Zhijie, don't just eat pork, it's sour and smelly, it's not tasty, let's have some... what is this?"

"Well, Your Majesty, Gudong..." Cheng Yaojin swallowed the meat in his mouth forcefully, and said doubtfully, "This is called chili pepper. Have you ever met it when you were wandering around the rivers and lakes?"

While talking, the chopsticks still did not stop.

"How could I not know? Back then, I was in a remote place... Cough cough, I just didn't remember it for a while. I, Nima, auxiliary machine, you eat less and save some for me!"

Li Shimin looked at Changsun Wuji dissatisfied. These dishes were all bought by my daughter. You are an uncle, how can you be closer to me than a father?
"It's so delicious, my mouth is full!"

Only then did Changsun Wuji put down his chopsticks, and squinted his eyes in satisfaction. Anyway, there was enough in his mouth, and he couldn't stuff it in any more: "Your Majesty, I thought you didn't like to eat because of your ferocious face, so I wanted to share your worries. Woolen cloth!"

Li Shimin almost died of anger when he heard it. Is it because I don’t want to eat it? I just want to show off my knowledge. If you don’t cooperate, it’s fine, and you keep moving your chopsticks. There are so many reasons, you are an old fox...

"Zhijie is called sharing your worries. Look, he has been eating pork all the time, and he hasn't touched the chili chopsticks!"

"Hey..." Cheng Yaojin grinned and smiled.

Zhang Baozang really can't stand it anymore. The key is that Cheng Yaojin eats it too fast, and he really doesn't plan to keep it at all. In this way, only the chopsticks are like cold arrows. The child is a big one.

"You, Cheng Yaojin, kept silent and made a fortune in silence. Of course, I, Zhang Baozang, are not stupid. Well, today's braised pork is not bad, and the heat is just right!"

"Auxiliary machine, what's going on?" Li Shimin swallowed, why did he feel that something was wrong?
"Your Majesty, Zhijie is really a loyal minister. There are too many discordant etiquette left in the dishes on this table. Zhijie ate all the cheapest dishes."

"But, why do I see him eating so deliciously?"

"Pull it down, how can pork be fragrant!"

Changsun Wuji sneered, eating pork at home is the best evidence that Changle will suffer.

Originally thought that Changle would not suffer, and there was no excuse, but now that it is finally there, I must hold on to it.

In this era, the method of castrating pigs was not known at all, so the pigs raised were sour and smelly. Not to mention noble families, even ordinary people would not eat pork if they had not seen meat for a year.

During this process, a large pot of braised pork was about to bottom out.

Cheng Yaojin and Zhang Baozang bumped into each other several times with their chopsticks.

If it weren't for Li Shimin's presence here, the fight would be of no benefit to anyone, and the gain might not be worth the loss. Who knows what would happen?
Cheng Yaojin gave him a look: "Old Zhang, there are five yuan left, let's split it!"

Zhang Baozang returned a look: "No, half of each person!"

"What the hell, who is the leftover piece for? I'll bite half of it first, and then I'll give it to you?"

"Are you disgusting or not? Of course you have to respect Master!"

"That's good, but the soup in the basin is my old Cheng's!"

"Heh..." Zhang Baozang sneered: "I'll give it to you, you idiot, there must be more soup in the pot in the kitchen, enough for me to lick, maybe even enough to pour on the rice!"

Zhang Baozang picked up the smallest piece inside, and respectfully placed it in Chu Tianyi's bowl.

Chu Tianyi's cheeks twitched and he stepped back with the small stool. You're welcome, it's all yours.

Looking at this situation, I will have to separate for meals in the future, and being with these people is disgusting and disgusting to death.

"This is Cheng Yaojin, pork can taste so delicious, I want to try it too."

Li Shimin stuck out his tongue and let out a sigh of relief, fortunately he was eaten by this guy, otherwise, I really ate pork, and it would not be so nice to hear about it being spread again.

"Auxiliary machine, why do you look at me like that, this is definitely not spicy!"

"Your Majesty, this subject is being hot, okay?" Changsun Wuji also stuck out his tongue, sweating profusely.

Suddenly, I saw Cheng Yaojin holding the basin and licking it all the time, huh?Can I still eat like this?

Changsun Wuji asked tentatively: "Your Majesty, this plate, you..."

"What nonsense are you talking about, how could I be so rude!"

"Ahem, I don't know how, Cheng Yaojin was thick-skinned when he was young, so don't blame him, Your Majesty." Changsun Wuji stuffed the plate into his sleeve while talking.

Fortunately, the clothes in this era are very roomy, especially the sleeves, otherwise, they may not be able to fit.

"How the hell can you take it home and lick it?" Chu Tianyi saw it, and was not happy at the time.

You people, if you have nothing to do to eat free food, it's not bad.

Now not only eat, but take!
If you take the leftovers home, you can still understand, I don’t let go of all the dishes in my house, isn’t it a bit too much?

At this moment, Chang Le came out of the kitchen with a bowl in his hand, oil was all over his face, and the braised pork in the bowl was sticking out.

Seeing that Cheng Yaojin was holding the basin and licking it vigorously, he pursed his mouth and gave Li Shimin two pieces of meat from his bowl.

Li Shimin was so moved that he almost cried. After all, it was his own daughter. Even the cheap pork, I have to eat it.

I ate one piece, two pieces, yo... this taste... this taste...

"Girl, some more for Father?"

Changle quickly shook his head and poured all the bowl of braised pork into Chu Tianyi's bowl.

After finishing pouring, he saw that Changsun Wuji was still holding the bowl, and reluctantly picked a small piece from Chu Tianyi's bowl and put it in.

After all, he is my uncle, so I can't just give him nothing.

In the next moment, Changsun Wuji was also stunned.

Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, and looked up at Cheng Yaojin. This guy's thick tongue was still licking in the basin, and suddenly he was furious: "Cheng Yaojin, I want to kill you!"

(End of this chapter)