The Little God Who Sells the Protagonist

Chapter 500
What appeared in Wang Yichen's hand was a "substitute scarecrow card", a green quality ninjutsu card, which was drawn by Wang Yichen when he drew a slot machine last time.

Speaking of it, this is not a bad matching result. Anyway, it is considered a battle card, at least it is much better than matching with a KFC card or something...

But to put it bluntly, it's not really that good.Wang Yichen has hoarded so many powerful cards now, such as "Bone Cage Card", "Fire Wall Spell Card", and "Annihilation Scimitar Card", all of which can solve battles instantly.

Even if you can't get these powerful cards, if you match the "Intermediate Rejuvenation Card" or "Grand Lord's Treasure Clothes Card", it can provide Wang Yichen with healing or defense for a long time, at least for a longer time.

But the "substitute scarecrow card"... Although the substituting ninjutsu can indeed allow Wang Yichen to avoid the attack of the golden bald donkey without any suspense, the card can only work once, what about the next time?What about next time?Still not caught blind?
However, Wang Yichen had no other choice. Although the welfare of this big demon king was really shabby, he was finally killed. If he was not satisfied, there was nothing he could do.

Suddenly, Wang Yichen was about to activate this "substitute scarecrow card", but at this moment a thought suddenly flashed into his mind.The next moment, he quickly activated the card and threw the card directly at the golden bald donkey that was rushing towards him!

I believe that most people are familiar with the ninjutsu of scarecrow substitute. It is nothing more than creating a scarecrow substitute for the caster, so that the substitute can bear an attack instead of him, and the deity will be randomly teleported to a nearby place.If a real ninja performs this ninjutsu, it can only affect himself.However, it is possible to use a card to cast it on others. You just need to take advantage of the short time gap when the card is activated but not yet effective, and immediately put the card on the body of others.

Of course, this is just Wang Yichen's personal guess. It's hard to say whether this scarecrow stand-in card can be used on others.It's also hard to say what will happen when the scarecrow body substitution technique is applied to the golden bald donkey.

"Pfft!" Fortunately, Wang Yichen's guess was not wrong.The next moment, the golden bald donkey, who was as aggressive as a tiger out of its cage, suddenly turned into a cute little scarecrow—ordinary humans really have no resistance to the cards in the main game space.

The golden bald donkey's true self was randomly teleported to a place about three meters away, where there happened to be a telegraph pole and a small wall.

This teleportation location is unlucky enough, if you are not careful, you will directly hit the electric pole or the fence.This is also because the golden bald donkey's luck is really low, lower than that of ordinary people, and he is a very unlucky ghost, so even if he is not surrounded by the unlucky aura of the decent nemesis, it is not surprising that he encounters some unlucky things.

Of course, if the golden bald donkey was the player and used this scarecrow substitute card on his own initiative, it would be fine even if it was passed to the unlucky place.Knowing that you will be teleported randomly, the first reaction after the teleportation is over must be to look at the surrounding environment first. If you find that there are telephone poles and walls next to you, will you still bump into it?
But the golden bald donkey doesn't know this.He is just an ordinary person, and he was passively sent by the scarecrow stand-in card. He didn't know what happened at all, he just felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he didn't even know that he was three meters away in an instant, and there was nothing in front of him. There are telephone poles and walls!
The means of the main game space instantly confused the golden bald donkey. Without knowing what happened, the golden bald donkey still followed the instinct of the body and sprinted forward at the fastest speed, trying to give Wang Yichen a thunderous blow. one strike.

Now, why not just bump into the telephone poles on the wall?

"Boom!" There was only a shocking impact, and the whole ground seemed to tremble. Not far away, Wang Yichen couldn't bear to look directly and closed his eyes: "It's too miserable..."

How fast a master can sprint with all his strength!No one can imagine the fate of suddenly crashing into walls and utility poles at such a high speed.The small wall was almost completely smashed into the couch, and the electric pole beside it was almost cracked!The stone reinforced concrete almost buried the golden bald donkey alive in an instant!It was as tragic as an earthquake!

Of course, as one of the Eighteen Bronze Men, the golden bald donkey has a body of steel and iron, and a casual collision would really kill him.Even if such a casual impact like this, can kill him?The answer is still no.

Just when Wang Yichen breathed a sigh of relief and felt that the golden bald donkey was going to die, the golden bald donkey suddenly shook twice like a dog shaking water drops, and then broke free from the stone, cement and steel bars with a "crash". The bondage, straightened the body.

At this time, the appearance of the golden bald donkey was miserable enough, the head that bore the brunt was almost dented with a large piece, and a large area of ​​bloody body was almost turned from a golden bald donkey into a red bald one.But he didn't die after all, judging by the fierce look in his eyes, it seemed that another three hundred rounds of fighting would be no problem.

This vitality, this majestic aura, this is simply a humanoid monster!

"You can't kill me! Hahaha!" The golden bald donkey laughed arrogantly after breaking free from the shackles.

Students who have watched a lot of TV and movies will probably know that once a character has just narrowly escaped death, but does not know how to run away or kill the enemy, but insists on talking nonsense arrogantly in a dangerous place, He is probably going to be unlucky again.

This is a law of dragons that most dragons can't escape.But can the golden bald donkey, who has low luck and can even be said to be an unlucky ghost, escape this trick law?The answer, of course, is no.

When he broke free from the shackles, he exerted so much force that the already cracked telegraph pole couldn't support it any more.Just as the golden bald donkey started laughing, the telegraph pole broke from it.

Fortunately, the telegraph pole did not hit the golden bald donkey.Unfortunately, the wire on the pole hit the golden bald donkey.As you can imagine, the golden bald donkey got an electric shock...

The sound of crackling electric shocks, the dazzling fire, the screams, the rising smoke... I don't know what kind of wires are tied to this pole, but it is very powerful anyway. This electric shock scene is as gorgeous as a scene in a Hollywood sci-fi blockbuster , just looking at it from a distance, it hurts.

In the end, the golden bald donkey was almost scorched black from the electric shock. It changed from a golden bald donkey to a red bald donkey, and finally to a black bald donkey.

(End of this chapter)