royal robes

Chapter 1211
one day

Zhao Kuangyin called for the deputy prime minister Li Fang. Li Fang didn't know what was going on, but seeing that Zhao Kuangyin looked bad, he didn't dare to ask more questions.

"Li Fang, I am very envious of Li Yu, the empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty. His good words will surely be passed down through the ages. I am a rough person, and I can't write anything good with a bad pen. But I really hope that there is a book that can be passed down through the ages. My requirements are not high, and everyone in the world will be able to memorize it in the future, as long as it is more popular than 'Moonlight Before the Bed'."

Li Fang wanted to scold her when he heard it, but Zhao Kuangyin wanted to write something more popular than the bright moonlight in front of the bed with Zhao Kuangyin's cultural level?Why is he?Thinking that being the emperor is great... Indeed, the emperor is indeed great, if I can't do it, this little life will be gone.

"Your Majesty, my minister... the level of education is not high."

"Don't come here, you have to think about it carefully, you have to figure it out." Zhao Kuangyin said: "By the way, what are the most basic learning materials for scholars now?"

"The Three-Character Classic, the Thousand-Character Classic... must be learned at a young age. If you can't recite it backwards and forwards, you can't be considered a scholar."

Zhao Kuangyin thought for a while and said: "Three Character Classic...Thousand Character Classic, I have a little impression. Hey~ I actually had an idea a long time ago, you can see if it works. There are so many surnames in the country, put all the surnames together, arrange and combine them so that every sentence They all rhyme, isn’t it similar to the Thousand-Character Classic? And it also has practical meaning.”

"It's a good idea."

"Yes, yes, I've had this idea for a long time, but it's too troublesome and I don't want to do it. You are better at putting together many things, so I specially asked you to come here." Zhao Kuangyin said: "Let's arrange them one by one, so that Everyone's surname is in the same example, and it must be easy to hear and remember."

Li Fang said: "May I ask what your Majesty's first surname is?"

"You're looking for death? This is the country that I brought down, and the first surname is of course Zhao. Don't you want to use the character Li?"

"No, no, no, your majesty is happy and angry, and I thought it must be Zhao. So what should the second word be?"

"Money, for me, Zhao Kuangyin, money is the most important thing, of course it is money."

"Oh~ what about the third word?"

Zhao Kuangyin thought for a while, and then said: "The person I admire most in my life is my grandfather Zhao Jing, but he and I both have the surname Zhao, and we don't have a surname with the word "ye", so we use grandson. I am the grandson of my grandfather."

"Zhao, Qian, Sun...where's the fourth surname?"

"I conquered Li Tang and unified the Central Plains. The surname Li is also a common surname. To commemorate my achievements, the fourth character is Li."

"Zhao Qiansun Li, where's the fifth surname?"

Zhao Kuangyin said: "Although my Great Song Dynasty unified the Central Plains, it actually took advantage of the former Dynasty and the Later Zhou Dynasty. Guo Wei and Chai Rong have already laid the foundation for unifying the Central Plains. The fifth character is given to the Zhou character of the Later Zhou Dynasty."

"What about the sixth surname?"

"I unified the world, but I didn't capture Wu Yue. It was Wu Yue who voluntarily surrendered and helped the Song army to attack the Southern Tang Dynasty. In recognition of Wu Yue, the sixth surname is Wu."

"What about the seventh surname?"

"My best brother is Zheng Ziming. It's a pity that he has no chance to see the unification of the Central Plains. I will give him the seventh surname."

Li Fang did some calculations, and then said, "Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wuzheng... Who should I give the eighth surname to?"

"you guess."

"I can't guess."

"Bad boy~ This is definitely the most interesting. Zong Xin's grandson's layman's surname is Wang, and I deliberately put Wang's surname at the eighth place, making him the king of the ages. This is interesting, right?"

Li Fang looked helplessly at Zhao Kuangyin's excited face, Zhao Kuangyin was still so childish now that he was the emperor...but whoever made him the emperor, the emperor could be so willful.

"Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng." Zhao Kuangyin said: "Not bad, not bad, just like this, a verse of four characters, a group of eight characters, and the last word of every eight characters must rhyme. When you are ready, give it to me Take a look first, then send it out for all scholars to recite, and leave the rest to you, if you don’t make it right, it will kill you, if you make it right, you will die.”

"The minister obeys the order..."

Just as Zhao Kuangyin was excited, he suddenly felt a familiar qi fluctuation, and his whole body rushed out of the palace like a cannonball, and rushed all the way along with this zhen qi fluctuation.

In the middle of the sky, Zhao Kuangyin saw a young man in white walking with his sword. This figure was so familiar that Zhao Kuangyin could recognize it even if it turned into ashes.However, walking with the sword is completely flying in the sky. Although Zhao Kuangyin's lightness kung fu is superb, he still needs to use his strength to regain his energy to continue chasing.Every once in a while, Zhao Kuangyin would fall away from the sky and return to the air, and as long as there was anything under his feet that he could rely on, he could continue to catch up.

Zong Xin flew around Bianliang City for a while, and finally landed on the edge of the city wall. Zhao Kuangyin finally caught up with him panting heavily.

"Bastard... bastard... bastard, you fly so fast, don't you know to wait for me?"

Zong Xin said depressedly: "Test whether your skill has regressed, and it has not, but your progress is not obvious. What have you been doing for the past ten years? Martial arts are still so poor."

"My martial arts are poor?" Zhao Kuangyin rarely hears such comments, because he thinks he is very good. Zhao Kuangyin's current state should be similar to that of Ye Luzhen in the Quansheng period, but Zong Xin's martial arts is too perverted.

"Isn't it bad? I met Tian Ya a while ago, and my martial arts are not as good as his."

Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand and said, "Forget it, you two are perverts, I'm too lazy to compare with you. I haven't seen you for more than ten years. Shall I buy you a drink?"

"That's what you're here for." Zong Dao said, "What have you been doing all these years? Why is martial arts progressing so slowly?"

"Fighting the world, you are lucky that you don't come to help me when I am fighting, and you will show up after the fight." Zhao Kuangyin took off his clothes while walking, and after taking off the outer dragon robe, he walked forward wearing the inner underwear.Anyway, he doesn't care, and no one else will have an opinion.

"It took more than ten years to unify the Central Plains, and you still have the face to show it off? Chai Rong has already established the momentum to unify the Central Plains. It will take 15 years. I despise you."

"Enjoy the fun of being an emperor... What's the point of working so hard to conquer the world? Why don't you let me enjoy it?"

"Right."

Zong Xin and Zhao Kuangyin went directly to the city, and Zong Xin stole a piece of clothing for Zhao Kuangyin to change into. The two found a tavern and sat down to drink and chat.

Zhao Kuangyin and Zong Xin poured each other a bowl of wine, and started to drink a jar, but the wine poured by the other party did not touch.

"Zong Xin, where have you been these past ten years? Where are those women?"

"A few women have gone shopping. I don't know how many useless things they bought and how much money wasted in these years?" Zong Xin said depressedly: "But I still have a little money, so it doesn't matter if they waste it. As for I... of course I took them to play around, first went west to Uighur and Persia, met a lot of foreigners, and ate a lot of different delicacies. Then I went south to Dali, Annan , Tianzhu went around and felt that it was not enough, so I went north to Kievan Rus. Finally, I went east to Wuyue to eat seafood, and then crossed the sea to Fusang.”

"Yeah, you've played around here."

"But I'm exhausted. Do you know how hard it is to run around with a few women? So I settled down recently and went back to Baihua Valley to recuperate for a while. I don't plan to go out to fool around for the time being. Even if I fool around, I don't want to run too far .”

"I really envy you." Zhao Kuangyin said: "I regret being the emperor now. If I can hang out with you, I would rather not be the emperor. In fact, I only found out after becoming the emperor. It's not interesting. Three meals a day , sleeping seven feet, the only advantage is that there are more wives, as long as I like it, I can drag it directly to the bed."

"This... I am also quite envious."

Zhao Kuangyin said: "Why do you still look so young? I'm starting to get old. Did you get something good again?"

"I have two dragon souls in my body. The power of the dragon soul makes my lifespan far exceed that of ordinary people, and basically I will not age. I don't know how many years this will last. Anyway, I have reached the state of immortality for the time being."

"I really envy you, an immortal old monster."

Zong Xin said depressedly: "Bah~ You are almost 50 years old, and you look like you are only in your thirties. Zhao Kuangyi looks older than you, right? Do you still have the nerve to envy others?"

"That's right, it's not as good as the top, but it's more than the bottom." Zhao Kuangyin said: "Tian Ya is doing well recently. Although I haven't seen this kid before, he has never stopped. Everyone in the world knows that there is a Wu Yazi who is extremely powerful in martial arts. , and elusive, and I don’t know how many corrupt officials have been killed, I feel very happy but thinking about it is quite annoying.”

Zong Xin said: "The kid Tianya is the same as before. When I went to Persia, he didn't follow me, but when I went to Tianzhu and Annan, Tianya went with me. Although he had already left the army, Tianya still stayed with me for several days. Years later, his skill is now higher than yours. If you see Tianya, don't be too arrogant. This kid can do anything and I can't control him."

"Okay, I'm not an arrogant person to begin with, but after meeting Tianya..." Zhao Kuangyin said: "Then...I thought about it, shouldn't Dugu Xingyue start to grow old? Neither do other women. Maybe I'll always be this young like you, right?"

"Yeah, they are all starting to grow up, and they are quite worried." Zong said, "Let's not talk about that, let's have a drink."

"Drink~~"

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The two brothers reunited after a long absence, holding the jar and drinking vigorously, preparing to get drunk.

Zong Xin knew that Zhao Kuangyin did not break his promise, and he treated Tian Ya's family well.Zhang Yongde is still reused, and his military power has not been reduced, but other than Zhang Yongde, the luck of the others is not so good.

Zhao Kuangyin used a trick of "a cup of wine to release military power" to remove most of the military power of all Jiedu envoys in the world, strengthening the imperial power and completely solving the situation that Jiedu envoys have too much military power and are prone to rebellion since the Tang Dynasty.Since Zhao Kuangyin used this trick, Jiedushi's real power has been exploited a lot, and it is almost impossible for Jiedushi to rebel.

As a special case, Zhang Yongde still held his own military power, and was still reused. Zhao Kuangyin often went out with Zhang Yongde, and did not alienate him in any way. The two were still good brothers.

Zhao Pu, the head of the Ao Gang who had been determined to follow Zongxin from the very beginning, also got what he wanted. After Zhao Kuangyin rebelled and proclaimed himself emperor, Zhao Pu was immediately promoted to prime minister, on an equal footing with Fan Zhi.In the Song Dynasty, apart from the emperor Zhao Kuangyin, the highest-ranking people belonged to Zhao Pu and Fan Zhi.

Song Qianqian was named queen, but Song Jin and Song Yu are not very capable, and they like to spend time and drink. With the support of their sister Song Qianqian and brother-in-law Zhao Kuangyin, they almost don't have to do anything, and they gradually become more and more beautiful. It got worse and worse, and it became more and more useless. In the end, the Song clan completely faded out, leaving only two dudes who lingered in the big brothels in Bianliang all the year round.

Of course, the same is true of the two brothers, Dugu Xingye and Dugu Xingchen. Since Duguhuang died, Dugufeng has supported the Dugu clan, but her brains are far inferior to Duguhuang, and her business is getting worse and worse. Dugu Xingchen and the others have no interest in this kind of thing, their hobbies are exactly the same as those of Song Jin and Song Yu.

Of course, Dugu Xingye and Dugu Xingchen have always emphasized that they went to the brothel to pursue literary inspiration. Although they haven't written a decent poem for so many years, at least they believe that they are scholars.

Zhao Kuangyi was conferred the title of King of Jin, so his status was naturally below one person but above ten thousand people, not even the prime minister.After all, he is the emperor's younger brother, how can outsiders compare him?Zhao Kuangyi has always been by his brother's side to assist him, and he was Zhao Kuangyin's right-hand man.

Lei Hong managed to bring up the two children. These years, he has been a father and a mother, and occasionally took the two children out to do internships.

Lei Hailong has a handsome appearance and a strong body. He has inherited the advantages of Fan Zhi and Lei Fang, and has become a well-known young knight in the world.

Zhang Qiji is completely different from Lei Hailong, he is fat and round, he laughs all day long, and when he becomes an adult, he shaves his head and pretends to be a monk to go around fighting for justice.Zong Xin felt that the child's mind was not normal, as long as he had money, he would give it away. He was afraid that he would give away all the money on his body and make himself hungry, so Zong Xin gave Zhang Qi this a universe bag, and he was still alive. It contained a lot of things, so that the child would not starve to death.

The Qiankun bag that Zong Xin gave Zhang Qiqi was not a very good treasure, but a substandard product, far inferior to the Qiankun bag that Zong Xin used himself.The huge cloth bag cannot be changed freely, but Zhang Qiji relied on this cloth bag as an image endorsement, and people in the Jianghu gave him a very famous name "Budai monk".

Zhang Yongde and Shou'an also persuaded the child many times, telling him to go home and marry a wife and have children instead of pretending to be a monk and cheating, but Zhang Qi naturally refused to listen.Zhang Yongde and Shou An had nothing to do with the child, because the child seemed to be mentally ill and could not speak a complete sentence to him.

At the beginning, Chai Rong exterminated Buddhism, which led to a sharp decline in Buddhists in the Central Plains.Zhang Qiji's nephew came here to pay back this reward, to save all sentient beings, and to make Buddhism active again.Legend has it that Zhang Qiji is the Budai monk who was reincarnated from Maitreya Buddha. Budai monk devoted his whole life to the development of Buddhism, and his achievements in this area indeed surpassed Zongxin.

Lei Tianxiao did not know where to find a very ordinary woman to marry. After that, he would occasionally take his children and daughter-in-law back to Lei Wang's mansion to have a look, but most of the time he was just an ordinary person.

Lei Tianxin established his own family outside of Yandao, and has basically left Lei Hong's jurisdiction. Although Lei Tianxin is still a useless piece of trash in the eyes of many people, in fact Lei Tianxin has done the most for Lei Hong. rest assured.

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Zhao Kuangyin and Zong Xin drank several jars in a row. After they were full, Yaoyao and his party also came over and chatted with each other about daily life. The most important thing is what they have seen and heard over the years, they are quite envious of each other, but there is nothing to envy.

After chatting for a long time, Zong Xin and his party also left, and Zhao Kuangyin went back to the palace to sleep alone.

After Zhao Kuangyin completely unified the Central Plains, his task was completed.Zhao Kuangyi will assassinate him within a year, which is known as the sound of the bamboo shadow in history.

Although Zhao Kuangyin ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, he took advantage of Chai Rong and gave him a very relaxed fighting environment, but in fact the person who really took advantage of it was Zhao Kuangyi. After the Central Plains were completely unified, he ran out again, and he was more relaxed than Zhao Kuangyin. .

Although Zong Xin really wanted to stop all this, he had no reason to stop the progress of history, so he had already learned to be a bystander like Bu Xiangyang.

Zong Xin has almost no more pursuits. The only thing he looks forward to is when he can return to his own era.Because Bu Xiangyang once said that he met Zong Xin after traveling to 1500 years, and Zong Xin also helped him, so Zong Xin was always sure that he could find a way to go back.

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1500 years later
Zong Xin came to a tattered robot with a lot of parts. After looking at the robot carefully, he was sure that this was what he was looking for.Immediately after that, he took out the electric modification machine and made the mechanical parts by himself. Of course, the most important thing is the CPU independently developed by Zongxin, which is the only one in the world.

"Who are you? Why are you helping me?"

Zong Xin curled his lips and said: "Because you will help me in the future, I will help you now. Your left arm and right foot are gone, but someone will come to drag you away soon, and then pretend to be Get started, you don’t need to worry about this, you can just replace these core components, and you are guaranteed to be the best fighting robot in the world. I need to be faster, and I will cook for my wife later.”

"Wife?" Hearing these two words, Bu Xiangyang was so frightened that the screws almost fell off, because he remembered that hag of He Lan, who had caught up with her in the whole rivers and lakes. She became the number one dominatrix in the world, and she also blamed herself for having too much yang energy, which affected her too much.

Zong Xin smiled lightly and said: "Don't worry, some things will pass after you bear with it. Anyway, one day your wife will return to normal, remember 'reverse practice of the Nine Seals, you will get the Nine Yins'. By the way, this book I Put it in your storage, and study it yourself when you have time. I will restart your system now, and you will temporarily lose consciousness and memory."

"Oh~~~"

Bu Xiangyang's smart eyes appeared 'system prompt: preparing to restart, the remaining time is 30 seconds.

System prompt: The system is being upgraded, the core component CPU is not recognized, and the driver is needed.

The system prompts: the driver level is installed, and the CPU model has no record. Do you want to enable the camouflage level?

System prompt: Get the skill 'Infinite Search'.

System prompt: Obtain the skill 'identification'.

System prompt: Obtain the skill 'Equipment Transformation'.

System prompt: The hard disk is undergoing low-level formatting... 0%
System Boost: Rebooting.

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Zong Xin worked hard to transform Bu Xiangyang's internal structure. These parts were developed by himself. He originally wanted to use these things to apply for some patents to make money. Later, Zong Xin found that he was too rich and unnecessary, so... it was useless to keep it at home. But, give it to Bu Xiangyang today, I don’t need it anyway.

One thousand and five hundred years ago, before his death, Bu Xiangyang deliberately found Zong Xin. He gave Zong Xin the search system in his brain, and Zong Xin also fully got Bu Xiangyang's experience. As long as Zong Xin closed his eyes and searched, he would know All the recorded events generated by the network during this thousand and 500 years, including lottery numbers and stock movements.Of course, the search system can tell him who will be the next richest man.

With this system, how could Zong Xin be short of money?It's just... I'm tired of living a rich life. Now Zong Xin wants to live a life without me. Sometimes it's interesting to get paid after work.

"Honey, if you don't go back to cook, I'm going to starve to death."

"That's to say ~ today you lost the boxing game, you should cook the meal. How long are we going to wait?"

Zong Xin turned his head to look at the two women. After being together for so many years, these two women are still so young and beautiful. Every time they see them, they still move their hearts.

"Let's go out to eat today~~" Zong Xin got up and walked to Yaoyao and Baiyu's side, grabbed the two buttocks: "I'm done with work, and I'm tired. Let's go back to the days of the rich, what do you want to eat today?" ?”

"I want to eat meat."

"I want to eat seafood."

"Okay, let's go home and change some clothes first. I've been working for a few months and I haven't been back to my home for a long time. I wonder if the housekeeper missed me."

Zong Xin hugged left and right and went home with the two women to change clothes. Yaoyao and Baiyu were still the same as before, without any change.Because they each carried a piece of Gouyu around their necks, and the two Gouyu could release the spirit of a real dragon, which was naturally much worse than the two dragons in Zongxin's body, but they could guarantee that they would always be by Zongxin's side.

Zong Xin was very grateful to Chi Di and Bai Di, he didn't dare to imagine what would happen to him if Yao Yao and Bai Yu were not by his side.

(End of this chapter)