I really don't want to be a doctor

Chapter 65 Do Chickens Have Gallbladders?
Wu Liang looked at it a few times in disbelief,
I rubbed my eyes again and took a look,

He shook his head and looked again.

I am special!
This is really a gallbladder!
At this moment, Wu Liang has a thousand grass and mud horses running in his heart.

What about virgin land?
What about waiting for me to develop the gallbladder?

What about happiness?

I am special! !

Nightmare!

It's a nightmare!

For Dr. Wu Liang, who has been judging the General Surgery Department of Jiangzhong County No. [-] Hospital with a high profile, the scene in front of him is really like a nightmare.

this gallbladder,
Knocked down his high profile all at once.

It's like a person came here and invited a driver to drive. When the driver went, he found out that someone else drove better than him. The purpose of asking him was only because the other party didn't have a driver's license?
What the hell is this.

Deng Liming was also dumbfounded.

I tried my best to recall the operation form just now, it clearly stated laparoscopic appendectomy?
Is it?

Are they already this bold?

Just write the name of the operation on the operation form, and then do whatever you want on the operating table?
"what happened!"

Deng Liming spit fire in his eyes, especially when he saw Wu Liang's complexion, he asked in a deep voice.

Li Xiaojun was a little flustered all of a sudden, his eyes dodged, but at this time he had no choice but to bite the bullet and replied: "Director, the situation is like this, this patient is a patient with abdominal pain waiting to be diagnosed, we consider both appendicitis and cholecystitis to be ruled out, So let's go check it out."

"Then what happened to the gallbladder?"

Deng Liming stretched out his hand and pointed directly at the monitor, "Do you think I'm blind? I can clearly distinguish the gallbladder from the appendix!":
On the monitor at this moment, the picture was magnified more than ten times, the gallbladder has been caught under the non-destructive forceps, and the picture that just needs to be pulled out to end the surgery, asked angrily.

Li Xiaojun still wanted to speak, but Yu Wenxing spoke first, "Director, it's like this, we checked the appendix and found no problem, and checked the gallbladder, which confirmed the existence of cholecystitis, so we cut the gallbladder."

"Cut? Cut"

Deng Liming didn't know what to say.

Is it really okay to mess around like this on the operating table?
Looking at the severed gallbladder, Deng Liming took a few deep breaths,
He didn't know what to say, it's impossible to let Yu Wenxing sew the gallbladder back on, right?
He looked at Wu Liang in embarrassment, but Wu Liang was staring at the monitor.

It's different from Deng Liming.

All Deng Liming cared about was whether the operation was successfully completed.

What he cared about was that his virgin land was gone.

"Doctor Yu, do you have the qualifications for cholecystectomy?"

Wu Liang figured out in an instant how he would get along with Yu Wenxing in the future.

Suppress!

Do your best to suppress!
"No."

Yu Wenxing told the truth. "But I heard that the hospital is already helping to apply."

Yu Wenxing had also heard the news.

Wu Liang was almost fainted by these words.

I am special!
That is to use my surgical qualifications to apply, okay?
Take my surgical qualifications, but give me a competitor to apply for surgical qualifications?
???

???

Just like man A and man B fell in love with woman C at the same time.

Man A is very poor and has no house or car.

But Oto has a house and a car.

But man A met woman C first, and woman C fell in love with man A.

But B didn't know about this, and he was still thinking about how to build a good relationship with A.

Then someone said: B, why don't you take out your house and car for everyone to use together.

B said: OK.

Thinking that I actually played the role of Otome in this story,
Wu Liang was about to collapse.

Deng Liming saw that something was wrong with Wu Liang's mood, so he hurriedly dragged Wu Liang away.

"Who was that guy just now?"

Tang Ling asked.

"I don't know, I'm probably here to visit and study."

Yu Wenxing shook his head.

"Then why does he feel so broken?"

Tang Ling asked again.

"I don't know, probably because I feel that he will never reach my level and feel inferior."

"Ah,"

Tang Ling smiled lightly.

"Ha ha."

Yu Wenxing smiled.

The gallbladder was pulled out from the subxiphoid hole, the gas in the abdominal cavity was exhausted, after the skin was sutured, the band-aid was pulled, and the operation was completed.

This is the last surgery of the day.

surgery,

Li Xiaojun had a headache again.

There is no surgical record template for laparoscopic cholecystectomy!

Yu Wenxing sat on the long bench and began to study "Basics of Music Theory" silently.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, everyone received a notification,

[At 6:[-] p.m., Bashu Baiwei has a dinner to meet our new colleague, Dr. Wu Liang].

"Didn't it mean that Dr. Wu Liang won't be here until October? Why did he come earlier?"

Li Xiaojun asked.

"how could I know?"

Yu Wenxing was speechless,
Li Xiaojun was speechless, and only then did he realize that he seemed to be a little too dependent on Yu Wenxing, and this kind of question obviously shouldn't be asked of an intern.

He's still an intern?

When this idea came up, Li Xiaojun felt a little unrealistic.

When did you ever meet an intern who could do a cholecystectomy?

"When did you learn about cholecystectomy?"

Li Xiaojun asked.

"It's time to kill the chicken."

Yu Wenxing acted as if nothing had happened.

"Do chickens have gallbladders?"

Li Xiaojun asked uncertainly.

"Of course chickens have gallbladders."

Song Ren, who was burying his head in writing his medical records, suddenly raised his head, "Chicken gallbladder is still an ancient medicine."

"really?"

Li Xiaojun asked uncertainly.

"Of course." Song Rentou nodded affirmatively.
"But does practicing on a chicken really have such an effect? ​​It's a chicken after all!"

Li Xiaojun still didn't believe it.

"One method can lead to ten thousand methods." Yu Wenxing smiled when he saw someone helping him to explain the truth.

Li Xiaojun suddenly seemed to be touched, and muttered to himself, "One way can do everything?"

Yu Wenxing didn't expect that Li Xiaojun seemed to have gained a little by saying an empty sentence casually, and he was a little speechless.

"Can I not go at night? I have something to do at night, and I'm not a doctor in the department."

Yu Wenxing asked,

He still has to go back to music.

Li Xiaojun just wanted to say why you are not, but then it seems that Yu Wenxing is not a doctor in the department.

Some topics among the doctors were a bit cryptic, and it might be difficult to talk about them in the presence of outsiders.

"I don't want to go either, I have to write medical records."

Song Rentou immersed himself in writing medical records again.

"You copy and paste!" Li Xiaojun hated that iron cannot be made into steel.

Song Rentou seemed to have not checked, and continued typing on the keyboard word by word.

Li Xiaojun was speechless, and just wanted to send a message to ask the director what he meant, but Deng Liming had already sent him a message.

"Call Yu Wenxing and Song Rentou."

After Li Xiaojun showed the news to the two of them, they had no choice but to agree.

……

……

Office of the Director of General Surgery.

Deng Liming looked at Wu Liang, who was also embarrassed, with an embarrassed expression on his face.

(End of this chapter)