Chapter 547
Someone dared to make an appointment with him, Yang Menglong was so excited!As he himself said, since he came to this world, no one dared to date him openly, so much so that he almost forgot the joy of dating and gang fights. Feel it!Opportunities are rare and must be cherished, so after eating and finding a hotel to settle down, he searched all over the world.

Zaji rushed to Weng and asked Shi Tianbao in a low voice: "What do you think your lord is reading?"

Shi Tianbao said: "Only the devil knows! Anyway, ever since that gangster made those harsh words and asked us to meet at Rouge Alley tonight, he has been extremely excited!"

Zhaji swallowed carefully at Weng: "Could it be that he wants to go into battle himself and fight?"

Shi Tianbao smiled wryly: "I'm afraid this is for sure..."

Just as he was talking, Yang Menglong cheered: "I found it, I found it, it just fits my hand!" He dragged out a broken table, dismantled it into eight pieces, removed the legs of the table, and then slashed wildly on it with a knife. , Straight cut sawdust flying.

Now that things are going on, the second general Humha has his scalp numb. You said that it’s okay for everyone to drink flower wine or listen to a little song together, but it’s okay to take Yang Menglong to fight in groups... Isn’t that terrible? What if he has something? What can I do if there are three long and two short?This is no joke!Zhaji stepped forward and asked cautiously, "My lord, you... what are you doing?"

Yang Menglong cut it quickly, and the table leg quickly evolved into the shape of a chicken leg under his proficient knife skills: "I want to cut it into a fighting stick, one guy can knock people unconscious, but it won't knock people out." It's the kind of baton that I came here at any rate... Learn, this kind of baton is a must-have weapon when I have a fight back then, it's very easy to use!"

Shi Tianbao forced a smile and said, "My lord, in fact, you don't need to do it yourself for those little bastards, Zaji and I can beat them until they cry!"

Yang Menglong's eyes lit up: "Since you and Zaji can beat them to the point of crying, then I'm going even more. I like black sticks best!"

Heh heh, the second general almost cried, why does this guy like violence so much, he won't stop until his head is beaten and bloody?

At this point, they had no choice but to follow suit, trying to bring down all the gangsters as quickly as possible, lest they hurt Yang Menglong.

It was getting dark soon. Generals Yang Menglong and Heng Ha each had a chicken-leg-shaped battle stick. They walked in the moonlight, heads held high and chests held high, and they walked towards Rouge Alley in an arrogant manner... No, Yang Menglong was very arrogant. But the second general, Henha, had a mournful face, not as if he was going to fight, but as if he was about to go to the execution ground.They can already foresee what kind of tragic fate they will face after the incident is revealed, Qi Hu will not let them go the first time!

Whistling, Yang Menglong fought all the way to Rouge Lane... This area is roughly equivalent to a slum area, poor and chaotic, and government servants are often beaten with black sticks when they come to patrol.From a long distance, he saw clusters of torches and noisy voices. Good guy, Hun Jianglong seems to have invited quite a few people over.Come closer, count them, good guy, there are dozens of them!Yang Menglong was dumbfounded, my dear, it's just a gang fight, how dare you ask so many people!

Now even if he sees that the momentum is not good, it will be too late to retreat, Hun Jianglong was the first to spot him, pointing at him and shouting: "That kid! That baby face!" Holding a stick, talking and laughing The big men came rushing over with a whoosh, and immediately surrounded Yang Menglong and his two generals, Heng Ha. They held up countless sticks high up, making Yang Menglong's scalp feel a little numb...everyone, every stick, would turn him into a It's a pile of mud!Under the firelight, a guy with a broad face, protruding snout, who looked a bit like an orangutan swung a stick with a thick arm, walked over majestically, stared at Yang Menglong, and asked, "Boy, is that you?" Hit my men?"

Yang Menglong said: "Yes, they threw cats and kicked dogs in the vegetable market, which made me very upset and beat them up."

The gorilla grinned grinningly: "Good boy, kind! Do you know who we are?"

Yang Menglong's nostrils turned to the sky: "Isn't it just the offal of the Cao Gang, what's so great about it?"

This sentence caused public outrage, before the words were finished, the members of the Cao Gang had already roared:
"Stinky boy, I think you are tired of living!"

"Break his leg!"

"Pull out his teeth and make his teeth sharp!"

"Kill him! Kill him!"

The gorilla roared: "My boy, how dare you insult our Cao Gang, you are so tired of work! Brothers, go! Break his legs and talk to him about compensation for medical expenses!"

Yang Menglong roared: "If we want to do it, we should do it first! Zaji, Tianbao, release the hidden weapon!" He took the first thing out of his pocket and ignited the fuze and swung it over.Zhaji rushed to Weng and Shi Tianbao without saying a word, and also took out the guy and threw it away.The three chubby things flew towards places with a lot of people, and it was rare to throw the concealed weapon with confidence. Those gangsters raised their heads in astonishment, wanting to see what it was, but they saw the three chubby things There were three bang bang bang bang explosions on top of their heads, and then the guys who looked up at the scene felt some powder falling from the air and landed on their faces, their eyes hurt as if they were being burned, and they covered their hands in pain. Eyes, waving arms, yelling, jumping and jumping, tears and snot pouring out, as embarrassing as you want, chaos for a while!And Yang Menglong took the opportunity to let out a loud roar, brandishing his baton and rushed to the Cao Gang gang first. He didn't bother to care about the guys who covered their eyes and yelled wildly, and only greeted the heads of the guys who didn't get the trick, knocking a big bag.Zhaji Chongweng and Shi Tianbao hurriedly followed, swinging their batons loudly, screaming everywhere they went, and in a blink of an eye, there were several gangsters with big bags on their foreheads, rolling their eyes passed out.

The gorilla's left eye also splashed a little bit, the pain was burning, tears were rushing out, the nose was sore, and he accidentally thought he missed his mother.He stared at Yang Menglong and called, "You...what kind of hidden weapon are you using!?"

Yang Menglong chuckled: "Chili powder, how does it taste?"

—————As a good boy, and a good boy who relied on a Xinhua dictionary at the age of ten to gnaw down "The Deer and Ding Tale", Yang Menglong admired Lord Wei's wit since he was a child, and admired him very much up.But he doesn't quite approve of Wei Xiaobao's indiscriminate trick of throwing lime at every turn. Dear, it's quicklime. It's easy to use up other people's tricks. We should fight with love, how can we use such vicious tricks? What about tricks?So he improved it and made a chili grenade. To put it simply, he filled the bottle with chili powder, added a little gunpowder, lit it and threw it out. When it exploded, the chili powder flew all over the sky, and a large piece was fried.Now it seems that the effect is not so good, many people have been tricked.He kicked the two Cao gang members away with two kicks, and greeted the orangutan's head with a whistling battle stick.As expected of a gorilla, its skin is rough and its flesh is very thick. It didn't lie down even after being beaten several times, but its head was beaten like a Buddha's.The orangutan waved its arms wildly, blocked two sticks, tried to widen the eye that hadn't been hit, and yelled at the gang members who were already dumbfounded: "Are you all dead? Come and help!"

All crying...

Those gang members rushed over with their big sticks as if they had just woken up from a dream.Yang Menglong yelled: "Zaji, light up the hidden weapon!" The roar was so loud that it shook the sky.Those gang members had seen the power of chili bombs before, and when they heard that there was a hidden weapon, they took two steps back in fright.Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zaji rushed towards Weng and Shi Tianbao, swung his baton and knocked down several of them at once.Yang Menglong also fought hard to knock down the orangutan who had been knocked into Sakyamuni by him with a stick, and rushed to beat those who hadn't been tricked yet.After suffering a bit, the Cao Gang gang members finally realized that they had been fooled, and rushed over screaming, surrounded the three guys, punched and kicked them.As the saying goes: "Two fists are hard to beat four hands." Yang Menglong and the other three each have to face not only four fists, but seven or eight sticks. In just a few rounds, Zhaji Chongweng and Shi Tianbao suffered. After several sticks, someone hit Yang Menglong's forehead with a stone, and blood flowed out.Seeing that the situation is not good, Yang Menglong roared like a lion again: "Zhaji, light up the hidden weapon!"

This time the Cao Gang gang members will not be fooled, and sneered: "This trick again, you think we..." Before I finished speaking, I saw these three guys take out a handful of powder from their pockets and sprinkle it on their faces. When they came over, many gang members were caught off guard and their faces were slapped, their eyes hurt like needles, and they covered their faces and screamed like killing pigs.Just in time, the night wind blew over, and these three guys had a great time blowing one by one along with the wind. Anyway, they were back to back, surrounded by enemies on all sides, so there was no problem of accidental injury, so just spread it out.It's just that those members of the Cao Gang suffered eight lifetimes of misfortune, and people kept being tricked, with tears and snot pouring down their noses, and they almost didn't cry.After the three bags of chili powder were sprinkled, the Cao Gang's resistance had almost completely collapsed. Most of the people were either sprinkled with chili powder all over their faces or were beaten to the ground with batons. Few of them could still be beaten.But this doesn't mean that Yang Menglong will let them go. This kid is majestic, and he beats people whenever he sees them with a stick. If he doesn't like it, he even wipes his hands covered in chili powder on his face, and he is smeared twice. , That unlucky guy should cry for his father and mother.Soon, everyone was lying on the ground, and only the orangutan was left staring at the tear-filled eyes, watching in horror as Yang Menglong kicked away the person blocking the way, and strode towards him...

Hun Jianglong shrank into a ball in fright, his posture, his terrified and aggrieved expression, looked like a little girl who was blocked by a satyr in a dead end and molested...

Yang Menglong slapped the orangutan's face hard several times, and brought his soul back: "How do you feel?"

The orangutan's face twitched, and he said coyly, "I'm so scared..."

Yang Menglong smiled like a pistachio: "What else?"

The body of the orangutan is honest: "You are shameless!"

Zhaji was furious at Weng: "Damn it, you are still not convinced after losing, right? Believe it or not, I will destroy you now!" After speaking, he raised his blood-stained baton.

Seeing that the stick was about to come down, the orangutan yelled, "Wait!"

This guy has been a coward since the beginning of the fight, but he didn't expect to show some heroic qualities after the entire army was wiped out. This loud shout was a bit majestic, and Zaji stopped in mid-air with his stick at Weng: "Why, Still want to single out?"

The orangutan squatted down with lightning speed, holding his head with his hands, his movements were crisp and neat, and he was so familiar with it that he had reached the point of proficiency: "Don't hit your head..."

Zhaji was stunned at Weng for a moment, and smiled: "I thought you were a little bit courageous, but you are just a coward." Putting down his stick, he was too lazy to fight.

Yang Menglong squatted down with a smile, and stared at the orangutan: "Are you convinced?"

The orangutan said from the bottom of his heart: "Submit!" He was absolutely telling the truth. When he bumped into Yang Menglong, a ruthless and thick-skinned demon king with rich experience in group fights, he would not accept it.

Yang Menglong slapped Hun Jianglong on the face: "Do you want to make an appointment in the future?"

Hun Jianglong said angrily: "If you ask me again, I will be your grandson!"

Yang Menglong looked around at the Cao Gang.Those guys with bruised noses and swollen faces cried out, "No date, grandpa, we don't have a date!"

Yang Menglong asked: "After that, will you still go to the vegetable market to make trouble?"

The members of the Cao Gang scrambled to shake their heads and smiled shyly...

Yang Menglong clapped his hands and said, "Then it's over? In fact, if you don't go to the vegetable market to make trouble, there won't be such a thing, right? In order to give you a long memory, I decided..." Put those two smelly He took off his boots and threw them among the Cao Gang gang: "Give me these two boots!"

Zaji rushed to Weng to take off his boots: "There are mine!"

Shi Tianbao also took off: "I want to eat mine too!"

There are basically six or seven people in the 40-plus Caobang gang, which is divided evenly.These guys thought they would have to peel off their skin if they didn't die this time, but they just let them eat a boot. They beat the boot and shed tears of excitement... It stinks, almost like moldy abalone!

Yang Menglong said a little embarrassedly: "I haven't washed it for a few days. The smell is a bit special. Don't mind it. Don't worry, these boots are made of high-quality cowhide. No artificial leather will be added. The whole boot Boots are edible, don't waste them."

Those unlucky bastards wished they couldn't eat the whole boot. After hearing these words, they were completely given up. Looking at the three pairs of stinky high-waisted leather boots, they turned their attention to their leader again. A tiger with tears in his eyes.Under the pitiful gaze of the helpers, the leaders shook their hearts, held their breath, and uttered a wordless curse in their hearts: "I will kill you first!" They bit down viciously!
It's like eating someone's flesh...

(End of this chapter)

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