Cutting over the end of the Ming Dynasty: a dog-leg knife at the beginning

Chapter 327
In Cheng Qi's cute little building.

Cheng Qi and Liu Ziyan held their bellies and gasped for air, laughing until tears came out. Xiao Jun's face was bulging with anger. An Ning looked at the chaos downstairs, like an ant's nest that had been stabbed. The crowd was bewildered.Today is the big day for my brother and sister. Everyone should be happy. Why are they so excited?

After a long time, Cheng Qi managed to catch her breath, wiped away her tears and said, "Oh, it's too bad, I'm laughing to death! I'm going to worship soon, and the bridegroom officer can't even find a shadow. I've never seen such an ugly scene." Reliable people!"

Liu Ziyan was still laughing: "That's right, I knew he was unreliable before, but I didn't expect him to be so unreliable! What should I do now? The auspicious time will come soon..."

The bride was wearing a wedding dress inlaid with gold ornaments and silver, with a wind crown and Xia Pei, covered with a red hijab, motionless and silent, needless to say, she was completely speechless to that bastard.It wasn't until someone came here to look for Yang Menglong just now that she didn't know that Yang Menglong had disappeared since yesterday and hadn't shown up.

Outside, a large group of frantic people were still yelling: "My lord, where are you? Come out quickly, or the auspicious hour will pass!"

In fact, even if Yang Menglong comes out now, the auspicious time will be missed. He didn't even take a shower last night, let alone dress up...

Fang Yizhi, Zhang Tong, Cheng Shi and others shook their heads repeatedly and sighed.This Yang Menglong is really capable, even holding a wedding can make it dangerous, who knows how he manages the food, clothing, housing and transportation of tens of thousands of guards, and leads Wuyang's elite soldiers to defeat Jiannu!At this moment, a group of men and horses rushed into the guard as fast as the wind, and the leader was Xue Siming. When he ran into Fang Yizhi, he didn't even get off his horse, and asked face to face: "Master Fang, what happened today? Isn't it your lord's big day? We ran back hundreds of miles to drink the wedding wine, why...how did it get so messy?"

Fang Yizhi raised his beard: "Go and ask your lord!"

Zhong Ning asked: "What's the matter? You guys are talking about it!"

A large group of arrogant soldiers complained loudly.Originally, they were slowly rushing back with their troops. After learning that Yang Menglong was going to get married, everyone couldn't sit still. They decided that Han Peng would lead the troops to continue on their way. Qi Hu, Xue Siming, Wang Tiechui, Xu Meng, Zhong Ning, Cao Jun When someone ran back with a whimper, he asked for a glass of wedding wine to drink whatever he said.After going through a lot of hardships, they finally returned to Wuyang, only to find that the entire guardhouse was in a mess. How could there be any festive atmosphere?Their hearts were fluctuating, and they didn't know what happened.

Zhang Tong said: "Your good lord, you have been missing since yesterday, and you haven't been there until now..."

"Get out of the way, don't block me from picking up my wife, and don't blame me if you bump into her!"

Zhang Tong was interrupted with an arrogant voice in anxiety. Everyone turned their heads and saw a four-wheeled carriage rushing towards it. He whipped the horse desperately with the whip.Zhang Tong, Fang Yizhi, Cheng Shi, Qi Hu, Xue Siming...all of them breathed a sigh of relief, with the urge to shout to the sky: Thank God, the bridegroom finally appeared!

Fang Yizhi's Lion's Roar: "Where have you gone!?"

Zhang Tong was simply roaring: "Is there anyone like you who can be the groom's official!?"

A group of young officers all raised their hands: "Sir!"

The bastard driving the carriage, ignoring the cheers or curses that greeted him in the lane, drove the carriage furiously past, leaving only a trail of smoke.Yang Menglong is crying to death now, damn it, he was so obsessed with studying carriages, he actually forgot that he was going to get married today, that's okay!Xiao Yufang must be very angry, and she still doesn't know how to deal with him when she looks back!Now he has no other thoughts, he just wants to rush over there as soon as possible, because if he is late for a minute, he will be punished by a crime!As for the others... just die, I don't have the mood to deal with you now!

A large group of people passed by without even knowing how many wheels the carriage had.They looked at each other and chased after each other!
Yang Menglong drove the carriage all the way, and finally came to the exquisite small building under Cheng Qi's name.A large group of people had already gathered at the entrance of the small building. When they saw him rushing towards him, they were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.An Ning, who had been guarding the window all this time, was so excited that she almost fell off the stool: "Here we come, brother is here!" Liu Ziyan and Cheng Qi rushed to the window to have a look, and shouted as if they had discovered a new land: "It's really here! Where did it come from?"

Xiao Yufang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thank God, finally came, she doesn't have to worry about the groom escaping from marriage!Well, how should I fix him later?Squeeze his face into a pig's head, or punish him for serving water to wash his feet?This needs to be studied carefully!
But her heart immediately suspended again, because she heard the sound of bull-charging footsteps on the stairs, and the whole small building shook...

When Yang Menglong got out of the car, a large group of children and girls immediately surrounded him, stretching out his hands to the elders: "The groom will give a red envelope! If you don't give it, you are not allowed to pick up the bride!" Yang Menglong forced out a smile: "I... I forgot I’ve brought it, and I’ll make it up for you later.”

The big girls shouted: "No, no, I want it now! Also, why don't you wear a wedding dress? What about a sedan chair? There are no wedding dresses and sedan chairs, what kind of bride are you picking up!"

Yang Menglong was extremely embarrassed: "This... this..."

Fortunately, the owner of the carriage workshop also drove over with the carriage. This one was obviously prepared, and shouted: "Grab the red envelopes!" He took out red envelopes wrapped in copper plates and threw them to the crowd, everyone laughed Grab into a ball.In fact, there are only one or two copper coins in it, and you can only buy a steamed bun at most. Everyone is still fighting for each other, and they are very happy.Yang Menglong bowed gratefully to this righteous man, took the opportunity to sneak in, and rushed to the second floor in one go, so as not to let them chase in and continue to make trouble.

However, don't think that everything will be fine once you enter the small building.Liu Ziyan and Cheng Qi, one on the left and the other on the right, guarded the door like gods, staring at him with cold faces, their eyes made him feel guilty.These two are Xiao Yufang's bridesmaids. Since ancient times, the bridesmaids have been the number one sufferer of the groom. After three days of marriage, there is no size. .

Cheng Qi said coldly: "I thought you ran away from marriage, but where did you fool around?"

Liu Ziyan's voice was cold: "Say, did you go to Wanchun Building or Yihong Courtyard?"

Yang Menglong shook his head incessantly: "No no no no no, you wronged me, how could I go to such a messy place!"

Cheng Qi took a step forward: "Then why did you go?"

Yang Menglong took a step back: "I...that me...would you believe me when I said I'm going to be a carriage?"

Liu Ziyan took a step forward: "I don't believe it! You are coming to pick up the bride, right?"

Yang Menglong nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Cheng Qi took a step forward: "Where's the sedan chair?"

Liu Ziyan took a step forward: "Where's the band that welcomes the bride?"

Cheng Qi took another step forward: "Where's your wedding dress?"

Liu Ziyan continued to press: "Where's our red envelope?"

Cheng Qi pressed her step by step: "There is nothing, and you still want to pick up the bride?"

Liu Ziyan harbored malicious intentions: "You should go back and forth wherever you go, how can you pick up the bride like this?"

Yang Menglong was forced to retreat step by step, almost crying, and he repeatedly handed over his hands: "Two eldest sisters, two aunts, please do me a favor and let me go. This auspicious time is almost over..."

The two beauties would not let him go so easily: "Hey, are you worried now? What did you do yesterday? What did you do most of the day?"

Yang Menglong put on a crying voice: "I was wrong, I don't dare to do it anymore, can't I?"

Liu Ziyan squeezed her chin and said: "You pretended to be pitiful, what a pity, your words have always been unreliable, no one believes you."

Yang Menglong raised his palm: "I swear!"

Cheng Qi said, "Then you have to swear a poisonous oath."

Liu Ziyan said: "Don't believe him, no matter how vicious he swears, it's useless, he will forget it as soon as he turns around!"

Facts have proved that Liu Ziyan was indeed prescient - it was useless for Yang Menglong to swear no matter how poisonous he was, and he forgot all about it as soon as he turned around.When he married his second wife, he spent time in the laboratory studying the extraction of yellow phosphorus from urine with a bunch of chemists until he was dragged back from the laboratory; when he married his third wife, he was He experimented with incendiary bombs and burned down a warehouse; when he married his fourth wife, he went to study collodion, but he was dragged into a car by his ears before he knew that today was his big day.Due to the interruption of the experiment, the semi-finished collodion exploded violently, bursting into flames and causing the earth to explode... In comparison, going to the carriage workshop to study the carriage and forgetting about the wedding was the mildest and most reliable decision in his history. Xiao Yufang was deeply grateful for her good luck, and she had been grateful for most of her life.

Yang Menglong knew that he was in the wrong, and he didn't dare to say anything when he was being challenged. He lowered his head and rubbed his hands, not knowing what to do.At this time, a suona sounded, playing a very festive tune, and the gongs and drums were noisy. Needless to say, it was the band welcoming the bride.Yang Menglong said as if he had seen a savior: "The sedan chair and the band are here, so I should be allowed in, right?"

Liu Ziyan smiled, "It's true that the sedan chair and the band are here, but where is your wedding dress?"

Yang Menglong called: "The team to welcome the bride has arrived, so my wedding dress will naturally arrive too! Besides... Besides, I can definitely go back to the Yang Mansion and put on the wedding dress again!"

Liu Ziyan's eyes widened: "Are you going to dress like this and take your bride back?"

Yang Menglong was very wronged: "What else can I do? I... I forgot!"

Xiao Yufang's voice drifted over: "Sister Ziyan, Miss Cheng, don't make things difficult for him, let him in."

Cheng Qi shouted angrily: "Sister, we are venting our anger for you, what can you do if you soften your heart so quickly!"

There was a slight smile in Xiao Yufang's voice: "If you continue to make things difficult for him like this, maybe he will jump out of the window."

The two bridesmaids snorted, and finally retreated to the starting position of the attack, opened the door, and said in a bad tone, "Go in, remember to apologize to Sister Xiao!"

Yang Menglong happily said: "I know, I know!" He rushed in with a whoosh.

Xiao Jun pulled An Ning, came out with a lawsuit face, stared at Yang Menglong grinding his teeth, as if he wanted to bite him.An Ning waved her fist at Yang Menglong: Come on!Yang Menglong grinned, but his heart was agitated, and he walked into Xiao Yufang's room step by step.

In the room, there were red happy words posted and red candles burning. His bride was sitting on the bed with a red hijab covered. The red wedding dress made him feel even more ashamed: How could he forget her?He walked over cautiously, sat beside her, and said very apologetically, "I'm sorry, I...I..."

Xiao Yufang's voice was full of helplessness: "When will you be able to be more reliable?"

Yang Menglong hurriedly said: "I didn't do it on purpose! Next time, next time I won't dare again!"

Xiao Yufang didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Next time? How many times can a woman have a wedding in this lifetime? You're already half-dead with anger once!" She reached out her hand to touch Yang Meng's head, and helped him flick the sawdust off his hair. Not without reproach, he said: "Forget it this time, don't be so careless next time!"

Yang Menglong fiercely expressed his loyalty: "There will be no next time! I will only marry you in my life!"

Xiao Yufang patted his face: "I'll pick something nice and say... well, go open the closet and take out the things inside."

Yang Menglong went over honestly, opened the closet, and a set of bright red wedding dress was hanging neatly in the closet, he was stunned: "This..."

Xiao Yufang had nothing but helplessness: "The butler came to me two hours ago and told me that you were missing. I asked him to bring your wedding dress here, lest you suddenly remember that there is going to be a wedding today. He ran over and forgot to wear wedding clothes, making a big joke."

Yang Menglong was so moved that he almost burst into tears: "You are still the most considerate!"

Xiao Yufang shook her head and said, "Hurry up and try it on, time is running out!"

(End of this chapter)