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Chapter 88 Personal Image
Moon and night.

The strong wind beat against the window, making roaring noises. The branches of weeping willows swayed in the wind, as if dancing wildly. Occasionally, there were strange cat calls, meow...meow...

This is a sad story.

"Li Fan, flash! Please flash!"

"More than 60 people watch your live broadcast, you can't justify not offering some benefits!"

"That's it! Flash one, and this girl will give you a [banana] immediately!"

……

Well, this is the fruit live broadcast platform.

I just donated 10 yuan today, and I have to help the column team to do live broadcast and publicity in the evening.

Li Fan frankly said that he is a bit resistant to the live broadcast. If he wanted to, he would not touch it. However, there are still 3 episodes of the Idiom Conference that have not been aired. He should cooperate with the promotion and will do his best.

In life, when you give others face, others will give you convenience.

Moreover, this live broadcast is very short, only 2 hours, and the other top 10 players will also broadcast their own live broadcasts, all in the past few days.People have agreed to live broadcast, but you can't do it here, Li Fan, you can't justify it, besides, you are still the champion, the focus of the focus.

Therefore, Li Fan's principle of being a human being is to be as convenient as possible to others without violating his own principles, but if he really can't accept it, then he will be embarrassed, and he will not be able to handle anyone.

The live broadcast is okay, and he can accept it, but he doesn't want to accept the reward. He hopes that everyone will pay attention to his talent, not his appearance.

Hey, this is a typical full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry!
"Everyone, please don't give rewards. I'm not doing this live broadcast for rewards. If you want to hear any idioms, stories, or historical allusions, please tell me and I'll tell them to you."

There were countless barrages, and the female audience members were shouting:

"Don't listen, don't listen, I want to flash!"

"Benefits! Seek benefits!"

"Is there any benefit for being so handsome? Driving! Driving!"

……

There are also those who jumped out and waved the flag.

"Let's go for a wave of gifts, Li Fan, if you don't see a rabbit, you won't throw an eagle!"

"[Banana] presents, [Super Fruit Platter] is waiting for you!"

……

Then, Li Fan's room was completely destroyed, [kiwi fruit] [banana] [pineapple] [grape]... all kinds of gifts were flying all over the sky.

Li Fan carefully looked at the fan list. Well, according to the profile pictures and nicknames of the fans, it can be confirmed that more than 9% of the audience are female.

Li Fan was helpless: "Everyone, don't take the rhythm, I will give you a bonus once in a word, but from now on, no one is allowed to tip, otherwise the bonus will be gone!"

Swish!
The gift was no longer given in an instant, but the barrage continued.

"I want to see women's clothing, the tulle ones!"

"We like to watch the physique competition!"

……

"I'm going to prepare, just once! Lose someone once, the scale may be too big, if you get banned, it won't be broadcast today."

After Li Fan finished speaking, he left the studio.

As the young man with the most handsome appearance in the fruit live broadcast tonight, Li Fan successfully attracted 7% of the female viewers on the live broadcast platform to his room, and some other male anchors were not happy.

The anchor "a little green on the head": "What, someone snatched my fans on the fruit platform? Hey, you still say you are more handsome than me? Wait, I'll go and see, crush him with my looks and blow him up !"

One minute later, "A little green on the head" said dejectedly: "Okay, let's stop the live broadcast today to avoid the limelight."

In the live broadcast room of a certain anchor "Destroying Flowers with Hot Hands", the barrage:
"Sisters, there is a handsome guy in the next room, he wants to flash! Everyone, go and watch!"

"Really, it's being cracked down on now. How dare he do this? I'll go and see."

"You guys are too vulgar! How can an elegant woman like my sister watch those degrading things? By the way, which live broadcast room? I just went to Jianjian Huang!" Then this id never returned to this live broadcast tonight between.

In an instant, 7% of the fans left the live broadcast room.

The hot hand destroyed the flower and held his breath, and then secretly clicked the report button!
In 3 minutes, more and more female fans gathered in Li Fan's live broadcast room, and Chaoguan also secretly lurked.

Some fans suggested: "It's really rare for an anchor not to give gifts! Other anchors are kneeling and licking, and they almost call their fans father and mother, but look at them, they don't want gifts! But the more they don't want gifts, the more we will Do you want to give it?"

"That's right, that's the truth!"

"Don't be anxious, everyone, we will reward you after Li Fan finishes delivering the benefits!"

……

At this time, an ID appeared: [The cherry is red], and she said, "Be careful, this product is not as easy to deal with as you think."

As soon as this comment appeared, it disappeared into the "666" that filled the screen.

"666!"

"666666!"

……

In the screen, the protagonist finally appeared.

Li Fan sat in front of the computer with his album in his arms, opened the album and said, "Benefits are here, this is my luo photo! How about it, is the scale big? How about the benefits? Am I the only one in the whole fruit live broadcast?" ?”

Li Fan kept flipping through all kinds of large-scale butcher photos.

Clear eyes, chubby face, and all kinds of panicked expressions... Well, these are a bunch of photos of his babies, including those in red pockets.

Barrage:

"Li Fan, you are lying!"

"fraud!"

"You bastard, but you are handsome, so I forgive you!"

"Well, you are really handsome!"

At this time, a string of red ellipsis suddenly appeared.

Super Tube: "..."

Fans can't laugh or cry, look, the super tube is happy for nothing!
Li Fan reiterated again: "I don't want to give rewards in my live broadcast room, thank you for your cooperation. You can tell me what you want to hear, idiom stories, historical situations, etc., there is no limit!"

A fan suggested: "No limit? Can you tell a joke?"

"Yes, tell a joke!"

……

Li Fan lamented, how can this promote the idiom conference?
"Okay, let me tell you something. My cousin recently started a small business and made some money. Then he bought a second-hand BMW 5. He ran a special car when he had nothing to do at night. He drove it a few nights ago. A woman, who happened to be an ex-girlfriend, was relatively speechless along the way, her expression was struggling, as if she had made some major decision, and when she arrived at the destination, she hesitated and said: 'Can we go back?' My cousin fell into When I was struggling, for a moment, I said: 'Go back? Then you have to add 20 to me!'”

"666!"

"66666!"

……

"another one!"

"I just like handsome guys telling jokes!"

"Me too, I just like cultural people talking nonsense!"

……

Li Fan thought for a while and said, "My classmate who lives on campus seems to be obsessed with gambling recently. Every night when the lights are turned off, I can hear a faint voice coming from his bed: 'Aomen casino is online! Aomen casino is online La!'"

Hey, this joke made all kinds of 666 fly all over the screen.

It's all a group of female drivers who drive erratically.

……

Li Fan continued: "I asked my uncle one day, and said, 'Are you a regular smoker?' My uncle said, 'I only have two cigarettes a day!', I said, 'That's okay!', he added. : 'I'm talking about two lighters!'”

……

Li Fan told more than 10 jokes in a row, and suddenly there was a private message on the website, clicked on it, it was "a little green on the head".

"A little green on the head" said: "Brother, tell me the truth, when you start the live broadcast in the future, I will be afraid of you handsome and funny guys. I will not conflict with you. If it is driven intermittently, I will change the platform, bro!"

Li Fan smiled and replied: "This is my mission, I won't do it again!"

Fortunately, Li Fan started such a live broadcast throughout the year, and the major male anchors did not lose their jobs.

Li Fan's jokes continued. I didn't expect these classic jokes to have such a market in this time and space.

Li Fan: "My classmate smoked in the playground and was stopped by the director of the Academic Affairs Office. The director said sharply: 'What kind of cigarettes do you smoke when you are young?' My classmate said: 'China!'"

……

"Li Fan, tell us the inside story, it's like the Aomen casino!"

"Yes, we want that!"

……

"Okay!" Li Fan was about to tell some less explicit jokes when his cell phone rang.

As soon as Lao Chen, the teacher in charge of the class, got through the phone, there was a roar on the phone: "Li Fan! Don't talk dirty jokes! Don't talk!! You represent the reputation of our school!!!"

"Are you actually watching?"

"Nonsense, half of the school leaders are reading it! Tell me about literature and history!!"

(End of this chapter)