The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 508 Signing the Work
Zhang Xiaofei went to the supermarket to get some ingredients to prepare for lunch. She just walked into the living room and saw three of Li Fan's students sitting on the sofa talking quietly.

There are some various fruits on the coffee table, which must have been brought by them.

Zhang Xiaofei enthusiastically said: "Hey, everyone is here, when did you arrive?"

Cheng Xiaoman said: "Xiaofei, we have been here for half an hour, but we haven't seen the teacher yet."

"Oh, didn't you call him?"

"Called, sent a WeChat message, but didn't reply to me!"

Zhang Xiaofei checked the time, "Teacher Li should be sleeping."

"Sleep? Teacher Li opened the door for us!"

"There is a visual system in the bedroom. It is estimated that the door was opened for you. He turned around and fell asleep on the bed."

Fan Di was surprised: "No way?"

"Just get used to it. You sit, and I'll cook for you. When lunch is ready, Teacher Li will get up."

"Xiaofei, I'll help you." Cheng Xiaoman got up and followed.

Zhang Xiaofei turned around and said, "You guys turn on the TV yourself, you're welcome."

Cheng Xiaoman and Zhang Xiaofei were busy in the kitchen, while Fan Di was chatting aside, but couldn't intervene.Duan Huanhuan was sitting on the sofa alone, she suddenly felt bored.

The teacher won't let me read the book, so what's the extra time for?I'm so bored!By the way, the teacher told me to watch the brain-dead drama.

Duan Huanhuan turned on the TV, played the station casually, and killed the time.

In the kitchen, Zhang Xiaofei whispered: "This girl Huanhuan is so special, I went shopping with her two days ago, and asked her if she had a boyfriend, but she actually said why she wanted to talk about a boyfriend, which left me speechless. Why, why, women have love desires and physical impulses!"

Cheng Xiaoman joked: "She should have too little estrogen."

Fan Di frowned: "From the outside, it should be quite a lot!"

Cheng Xiaoman smiled, "Hey, young man, the observation is very meticulous, then you can use your hot enthusiasm to melt her cold heart."

Fan Di gritted his teeth: "I never fall in love with a woman who has no love experience, it's so tiring."

While a few people were talking, several dishes were also fried, such as spicy shredded pork, scrambled eggs with leeks, shredded pepper and potatoes, home-cooked cold dishes, and a packet of peanuts, and a table full of home-cooked dishes.

Zhang Xiaofei washed his hands, went upstairs and knocked on Li Fan's bedroom, "Brother Fan, it's time for lunch, your student is waiting in the living room, if you don't go down, the food will be gone."

Bang bang bang!
"Brother Fan?!"

There was a lazy echo from the bedroom: "Who... who is in the living room?"

"You student, did you forget the door you opened?"

"Ah? Ah!! Got it, got it!"

Zhang Xiaofei pursed his lips and smiled, turned around and went downstairs.

About five or six minutes later, when several people were chatting around the dining table, Li Fan quickly walked down the stairs and opened his mouth with nonsense:

"Just now when the inspiration came, I modified the work. Once people put in it, the time is like a day. I thought it was only three or two minutes, but when I looked at the watch, a full 2 minutes had passed. You said You guys, why didn't you call me?"

"Teacher, I sent you a WeChat message."

"Really?" Li Fan opened WeChat, and Cheng Xiaoman's message was sent over an hour ago. Li Fan giggled, "Ahem, come, eat!"

Everyone made a few jokes casually, Li Fan said: "Let's talk about absurd literature."

"Teacher, wait a moment, I'll get the pen!"

Duan Huanhuan got up happily, and Fan Di and Cheng Xiaoman also put down their chopsticks.

"No, no, no need to take notes. I'll have a shallow chat with you today, from the shallower to the deeper, let's take our time. We all sit down, it's time to eat and eat, let's treat it as a chat."

Cheng Xiaoman smiled and said: "Teacher, if you teach like this, it will be the most unique class in our country, the dining table class."

"It's nothing. There is no place to teach knowledge. The format of the classroom is just to have a unified place and a unified time to concentrate on teaching."

When Li Fan said this, he thought of his teacher in junior high school. At that time, there were no fans in the school, and the room was extremely hot in summer, so the Chinese teacher led everyone to teach outside under the shade of a tree.

The breeze is gentle, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, under the dense weeping willows, the students are sitting cross-legged, reading books with their hands in their hands.

I just thought it was fun at the time, but now I think about it, it’s really romantic!

It's just that this kind of outdoor class has only been taken once, and there will be no next time. It is said that the teacher was scolded by the principal.

Li Fan withdrew his mind: "Give me an example to explain what is absurd."

Swish!
The three heads turned to Duan Huanhuan in unison.

Duan Huanhuan was taken aback, "Why are you looking at me?"

Li Fan smiled, "I think they want you to speak first."

Duan Huanhuan "suddenly realized", "Oh! That's fine."

In an instant, there was laughter on the dining table.

After everyone gave a few examples, Li Fan also shared a particularly absurd true story in his previous life. Of course, he didn't mention the protagonist's name, after all, he is not from this life.

Li Fan said:

There is a famous football star in Brazil. He came back to Brazil during the summer offseason and drove his sports car for a ride. His mobile phone rang. It was a call from the host of a football broadcast in Brazil that was listened to by hundreds of millions of people. The host asked I asked him a few questions, and he said to ask him to park the car before answering.

When he parked the car and was about to answer questions, a gun was pointed at his forehead, and he hurriedly told the host to ask him to pay the money before answering questions.Almost tens of millions of people heard the live broadcast, but no one found it strange, and no one called the police.

People are stupid.

"Really?"

"Black humor, how is it possible?"

"Is this a story?"

……

Li Fan shook his head, "Really! A friend lived there. He said that he went to a friend's house, which was only 100 meters away from his own. If it was dark, he would call a taxi to take him back, otherwise he would Get robbed.

It is a kind of ironic absurdity that such things have become commonplace.

To give another example, two-thirds of the people in India do not use toilets. Many people stubbornly believe that building toilets at home is unclean and insulting the teachings. convenient.

……

This is a foreign matter, so why not in our country?
We have seen too many absurd things. No one dared to ask the wounded on the street. They either watched or turned around and walked quickly. The passing vehicles were crushed twice, three times... Isn't this absurd?
What does this mean?The integrity system of our society has completely collapsed! "

Fan Di said: "Teacher, I understand that the so-called absurd literature is to record the absurdities in life and reveal social phenomena mercilessly."

"No, we are not documentary literature. You are wrong if you think so! Your homework today is to go home and write an absurd short story in your heart, under [-] words. I won't tell you how to write it. You can play it yourself. But There is one thing I would like to declare first, that absurd novels are not documentary literature.”

Li Fan's teaching is not indoctrination, but guidance and enlightenment.If the philosophical basis, artistic characteristics, and expression techniques of the absurdist school are directly given to students, what is the difference from cramming education?
Moreover, the greatest charm of literature is to break through the tradition, to be eclectic, and to put shackles on students in advance, which is not a good thing.

A few days later, the three students came to the door again, bringing their respective works.

Li Fan sat on the sofa and watched carefully, "Huanhuan's "Cat" is a bit interesting. It looks at people through cat eyes, and it humorously exposes people's hypocrisy, but it is not down-to-earth."

"Not down-to-earth?"

"Well, it's not grounded. Your stuff is not like what you have encountered in your life. The warmth and coldness of human feelings are extracted from "Camel Mountain Villa", "Winter Solstice", "Whistling" and other works."

"That's right, teacher!" Duan Huanhuan was very surprised, "You can see through it at a glance, you are too powerful!"

"I let you perceive life, and works that go deep into life can move people's hearts, but these in the book are not life in the context of our society. Although your article is a bit derailed from life and is very immature, but the direction is right. Observe life carefully , Waiting for your revised article, this is not urgent, it is unrealistic for you to improve immediately with social perception."

Fan Di asked: "Teacher, how is mine?"

"Your? Have you picked up too many girls? You are not absurd literature, you are a book of flirting girls."

puff!
Everyone laughed.

……

Two weeks later.

The three students walked into the palace compound again.

"Have you figured out the characteristics of the teacher's so-called absurd literature?"

"I thought about it myself. According to my teacher's enlightenment, I think that absurd literature is to express serious tragic themes in the form of comedy and exaggeration."

"No, you are too one-sided. I think what the teacher means is to break the traditional writing mode and use twisted and deformed techniques to achieve a more essential truth."

……

Several people discussed and then walked to the door of Li Fan's villa. After pressing the access control system, the door opened.

Cheng Xiaoman smiled and said: "Xiao Fei, the teacher didn't get up again?"

"Get up, and sign the contract with the publishing house in the study."

Fan Di: "Contract?"

"Well, Teacher Li's latest masterpiece "Flying Wings and High" will be officially published in two months."

Duan Huanhuan said happily: "The teacher has published another theoretical work!"

"No, this time it's popular literature, which is the direction you are studying now, absurd literature."

Not long after, Li Fan accompanied the president of the People's Publishing House down the stairs, and after delivering it to the car, he turned back to the living room.

Fan Dixi said: "Congratulations, teacher, and release a new book. Teacher, how much royalties will the People's Publishing House give you?"

"28%." Li Fan said calmly.

Cheng Xiaoman couldn't believe it: "28%? Oh my God! You have broken the record again! The publishing house basically can't make any money from this royalty."

Li Fan smiled, "I've been thinking recently, if your works reach a certain level, I can publish a collection for you. I've already thought of the name, and it's called "The Absurdity by the Weiming Lake of Beijing University"!"

"Teacher, to be precise, it should be called "The Absurdity in Teacher Li's Living Room"!"

"Teacher, I've decided not to pick up girls for the time being, and focus on studying our absurd literature genre."

Cheng Xiaoman joked: "Oh, didn't you work hard before cooperating with you kid?"

"I'm working hard, I'm really working hard. Except for picking up girls, I've put all my energy into our subject. Teacher, I mean, I won't even look at girls for a while."

Faced with Fan Di's vow, Li Fan looked at Duan Huanhuan, "That's him, but you should look at the handsome guy more."

"Good teacher!" Duan Huanhuan said, looking at him, looking at him attentively.

"Huanhuan, you are ridiculous again."

Duan Huanhuan smiled shyly, "I am teasing you!"

To everyone's surprise, Duan Huanhuan's temperament actually changed a bit.

Li Fan said: "I'm not joking with you, I intend to give you a collection of works, but the royalties cannot reach 28%, 15% should be about the same. You have to work hard next."

"Don't worry, teacher!"

Several students expressed their opinions one after another, and then pestered Li Fan to guide them on the article.

(End of this chapter)