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Chapter 501 You rejected the Spring Festival Gala again?
On the small square of Xiaozhangzhuang, the family members are setting off fireworks happily.

Bunches of fireworks soared to the sky, blooming with gorgeous colors; "Er Tijiao" flew upright and deafeningly; Floating into the heart, this is the taste of the New Year.

The surrounding villagers whispered:

"How much does it cost, let alone 10 yuan, this is too wasteful!"

"In the eyes of others, this is the money for a pair of leather shoes. If you want to talk about waste, your family is more wasteful than others."

"My family only bought it for about 3000 yuan."

"Your family's more than 3000 yuan fireworks burned up your son's monthly salary. For the Gu family, the hundreds of thousands were earned in 8 minutes. Who do you say wasted?"

"You can't compare like this. If you compare like this, how can we poor people criticize these rich people?! You have to think about it this way, how good would it be to donate hundreds of thousands to poor mountainous areas? How many people can be fed?"

"Why worry about other people's money? It's free for you!"

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Uncle Zhang Xiaofei's house is next to this small square. At this time, at the gate of the courtyard, Gu Yating and Zhang Xiaofei each hold a thick sandalwood stick in their hands. We walked out of the small square, scrambling to light firecrackers.

At this time, Li Fan was hiding on one side of the square, away from the "blasting area". He covered his ears and watched the fireworks in the sky, with a smile on his face.

"Brother-in-law, let me put one in for you!" Xiao Binbin hugged the huge second kicker and tugged on one corner of it.

Li Fan was startled, what a big one!

If a second kicker of this size explodes accidentally, how destructive will it be?
After thinking about his bloody scene, Li Fan shook his head, "Children are boring to play, go and go! Oh, by the way, you are not allowed to order, or I will clean you up."

After more than two minutes, Xiao Binbin hugged a bigger second kicker and ran over excitedly, "Brother-in-law, here you are, this is for grown-ups!"

Li Fan subconsciously took a half step back. This was the biggest second kick he had ever seen in his life.

Xiao Binbin said: "Brother-in-law, are you still young? This seems to be the biggest one in the warehouse, why don't I go and have a look?"

"No, no, no, cough!" Li Fan was really afraid that Xiao Binbin would carry an "intercontinental ballistic missile" next time!
"Brother-in-law, let me see, my parents won't let me let it go, so you let me go!"

Li Fan shook his head fiercely, "Go, go, put it back!"

"Brother-in-law, don't you dare?"

"Who wouldn't dare?"

"Then let it go!"

"You don't understand, I don't like to hear two ringers."

"Then how about you set off the whip?"

"Aren't they all playing, your brothers and sisters, your uncles and aunts, you go and play with them."

"No, no, I just want to play with you, brother-in-law."

"Okay!" Li Fan stroked Xiao Binbin's head, "Let's go back to the warehouse, I'll pick and choose."

"Yeah!" Xiao Binbin opened the way ahead with his Er Ti foot in his arms.

It has been fired for about two hours, and there is still some left in the warehouse, but not too much.

Li Fan searched inside, and even found a box of throwing cannons, then came to the yard, and threw them on the ground one by one.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
"Binbin, listen to how loud it is, is it fun?"

Xiao Binbin pouted and didn't say a word, feeling extremely disappointed.He suddenly turned around and ran into the warehouse again, hugging the former second kicker and said: "Brother-in-law, this!"

"He doesn't dare to do that. He has the guts. A cockroach can scare half his life away."

Li Fan looked back and saw that Gu Yating and the others had entered the hospital.

Grandpa said: "It's a blessing to be careful! How can you be like you, you still want to hold and let go of Er Tijiao, you don't want to die? There are not many boys who let it go like that!"

Grandma said: "Xiaofan, you will have to control Xiaoting from now on. I will rest assured that this doll is in your hands! Xiaoting, do you know that you will listen to Xiaofan in the future? Xiaofan is very prudent in everything."

Li Fan was overjoyed and successfully won two votes from the Supreme Emperor and Empress Dowager!

Everyone laughed and entered the room.

The layout of Lao Zhang's house is no different from that of ordinary rural areas, with a three and a half room tile-roofed house, a heated kang head, and a hot wall with a hot fire.

Everyone sat on the kang to keep warm, and they planned to go back to the city directly after Gu Wanli came back. They couldn't eat dumplings for the New Year, could they?

On TV, the "Spring Festival Gala" started, singing and dancing were not interesting, everyone was chatting and waiting for the sketch.

Zhang Xiaofei's younger sister asked, "Brother Li Fan, why don't you go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

Lao Zhang smiled: "Can your brother Li Fan be invited to "Spring Festival Gala" just by asking?"

Li Fan estimated that what Guan Tong said in "Ace Vs Ace" may have been widely popularized.

This year's "Spring Festival Gala" did invite Li Fan. I hope that Li Fan will bring a talk show, not to mention Li Fan's popularity. The 19 "Li Fan Talk Show" is also a popular show.

But Li Fan politely refused, the reason is very simple, his talk show is not suitable for the Spring Festival Gala.

After all, he is a celebrity who has a special entry for "cursing stars". Talk shows have changed from scolding social phenomena to singing praises. Is that still Li Fan's talk show style?
His talk show is sharp and sharp, with a venomous tongue, which is really not suitable for the Spring Festival Gala.

However, the opinion of the chief director of the "Spring Festival Gala" is that the program can make complaints, as long as the progress and bright future are highlighted, the program will have no big problem.

Although Li Fan is very sophisticated, he was really embarrassed to let him tell lies in front of a billion viewers, so he simply gave up.

Gu's mother pointed out the window, "Hey, old Gu is back."

Lao Zhang quickly opened the door and went out to pick up the famous businessman.But Gu Wanli didn't enter the house, instead, he walked into the warehouse under the guidance of Lao Zhang.

Then I saw him walking into the empty yard with two hanging whips and a few kickers. After taking out a cigarette, he took a puff and lit the firecrackers alone in the crowd.

An entrepreneur's rare self-entertainment has become lonely in the eyes of many people.

Xiao Binbin said: "Uncle is so pitiful, I will accompany uncle!"

"Don't go out, get dressed, let's go home!"

Zhang Xiaofei's aunt said quickly: "Don't worry, we have made the dumplings. We will leave after finishing the dumplings at 10 o'clock."

Zhang Xiaofei's elder brother also said: "Everyone, don't be in a hurry, we will serve dumplings now, right away."

Li Fan said: "Everyone, don't be busy, we are already very disturbing. That's it, let's go."

After speaking, Li Fan opened the purse, took out a stack of red envelopes, and handed them to the children one by one.

Zhang Xiaofei's family refused to take it, but Li Fan had to give it, he stuffed the last thick red envelope into his aunt's hand, and said: "You must accept this red envelope, if you don't accept it, how can we come over next year? Don't say no, you don't have much money, and the Chinese New Year is a celebration. And how can you refuse a red envelope during the Chinese New Year?"

After repeated refusals, the whole family got into the car and left.

When I got home, my aunt hurriedly opened the red envelope, which was worth 2 yuan!

The aunt weighed the 2 yuan and said with emotion: "It's so damn good to have money! Whoever says money is a bastard again, I will fight him to the death!"

(End of this chapter)