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Chapter 488 audition interview

Chapter 488 audition interview

In the recording room, all cameras are ready.

Guan Tong and Cheng Wenwen had been waiting in the recording room for a long time. Seeing the master coffee come in, Cheng Wenwen got up and said hello to the three.

Li Fan patted Cheng Wenwen on the shoulder and said, "Don't be nervous during the recording. We are a relaxed entertainment program."

There are a total of five chairs in the recording room, three of which are placed side by side. Li Fan is in the middle, flanked by Lin Jiong and Jia Yun. The two guests Guan Tong and Cheng Wenwen sit opposite each other.

After sitting down, a staff member put the Leha drink on the table, Li Fan asked, "Is everything ready?"

The director nodded, "Ready."

"Well, let's get started."

The signboard was played, and the main screen camera close-up advanced. Li Fan stabilized his mind and said: "Hi everyone, welcome to watch the online variety show "The Story of Strange Flowers" co-produced by Li Fan Studio and Aileguo Video Website. I am Li Fan. "

"Hi everyone, I'm Lin Jiong!"

"I'm Jia Yun."

Li Fan: "At the beginning of the show, let's briefly introduce the type of the show and the tasks of the three of us.

We are a program looking for the most talking and wonderful flower in Huaguo. "

Jia Yun: "Everyone pay attention, it's not the most talkative person, nor is it a weirdo, but the most talkative weirdo, you have to balance the two."

Li Fan: "Today is the audition for our "Story of Strange Flowers", we will select 300 contestants out of the 18 contestants who survived the first round of audition, and enter the main competition program after that.

In the main competition, we will have a debate topic in each round, and there will be a team leader for each of the pros and cons, that is, our talented teacher Lin and our sharp thinking sister Yun. "

Lin Jiong: "Then what is your job?"

"I am the fair and neutral Speaker Li, Chairman Li. Today, we also invited two celebrity guests, Guan Tong and Cheng Wenwen."

After the interaction, Li Fan said: "Okay, it's time to read the oral broadcast." Li Fan flipped through the cards in his hand and suggested, "There are 15 sponsors in total, why don't we each read 5, you two are famous The hosts are so good at this."

"no problem."

"This program is exclusively titled and broadcast by Great Wall Motors. Great Wall Motors is ahead of the times and in control of the future." Li Fan flipped through two pages of hand cards and picked out the next ad, "Increase physical strength, increase motivation, Deyu chocolate... ..."

After reading the 5 advertisements, Li Fan handed the card to Lin Jiong on the left, and after reading it again, handed it to Jia Yun on the right.

Jia Yun took a look, well, they figured it out, and the rest of the ads left people speechless: "Extreme Lightweight and Zero Sensation Moment", Susu sanitary napkins without leakage, Manny underwear...

After the necessary warm-up was over, Li Fan said, "How about we start?"

Lin Jiong: "Alright, let's invite the first contestant."

The first contestant was a young man in his early twenties. He said, "Hello, three teachers. My name is Su Kang."

Jia Yun asked, "Did you bring your own debate questions?"

Su Kang shook his head: "No."

"Then let me introduce myself first."

"My name is Su Kang, and now I work as a cashier in a stationery company. I usually like to read books and movies, and I like to make friends. I have a straightforward personality and speak very straightforwardly. I can say whatever I like—"

Li Fan interrupted, "Sorry, just to interrupt, I have a question, you advertise yourself as being straightforward, may I ask, do you think this is a good quality?"

Su Kang nodded nervously, "Of course!"

Li Fan made an attack, "I think speaking straight is just a low EQ performance that embarrasses others, praises oneself, and regards shortcomings as personality. What do you think?"

Su Kang was stunned, "How do you say that?"

Li Fan explained: "When you say that you speak straight, you already realize that what you say next will be an offense to others and cause embarrassment in the scene, so you remind the other party in advance, so you did not say it unintentionally." .

That being the case, why not change to a softer way to make it more acceptable to others?
Moreover, people who say that they speak straight often have a sense of superiority with a true temperament, which I think is inappropriate. "

Su Kang nodded, "It seems reasonable!"

"Pfft!" Lin Jiong laughed, "I'm not asking you to affirm Mr. Li, but to refute him!"

Su Kang: "Oh, that doesn't make sense!"

Li Fan asked: "Why?"

"Because...if I find out my friend's mistake, I will definitely point it out. This is a good friend!"

Li Fan: "Pointing out must be pointed out. What I am debating with you now is the way to point it out. You like to speak directly, but I suggest that you should inform the mistake in a gentle way and at the right opportunity. friend.

The reason why I am against speaking out is because we have a better way to make the other party accept it, so why not choose a better way?

Needless to say, the consequences of being straightforward, and pursuing a "speaking straightforward" personality, I think it is wrong.

Our society emphasizes the golden mean and harmonious coexistence.We have to adapt to this society, not let the people around you adapt to your personality, after all, who are you? !
Therefore, I suggest that if you can get rid of the straight-talking problem, get rid of it! "

Su Kang: "Oh!"

bell!
Jia Yun rang the bell, which meant that Jia Yun decided to give up this player. If the three gave up a player at the same time, the player would be eliminated directly.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Jiong also rang the bell.

Li Fan sighed, rang the bell, and said, "I'm sorry, we didn't see the talent and sparkle of debate in you."

After Su Kang went down, Lin Jiong said: "This contestant is almost meaningless."

Jia Yun: "That's right. Li Fan's point of view is easy to refute, and the examples are very good. Wei Zheng's palace speaks bluntly and admonishes, good medicine is good for the disease, good advice is bad for the ear, and good for action, etc., are all classic debate materials!"

Li Fan smiled: "How else should I put it, the two of you are sitting here, not anyone else! The next one, please!"

The second contestant is a girl.

"Hello, three teachers. My name is Zhao Xiaojuan. I have just graduated half a year ago. I am relatively pretty. I was the school beauty when I was in school. The teachers should have seen it too!"

Lin Jiong and Li Fanshen synchronized, shook their heads together and said:

"not at all!"

"Is the school flower standard of your school different from what we know?"

Zhao Xiaojuan rolled her eyes: "You will lose this girl if you talk like that!"

"That's okay, haha, just kidding, please continue!"

"My current job is WeChat business, and I usually like to do yoga—"

Lin Jiong interrupted: "Wait a minute, let's talk about your understanding of WeChat business first!"

"In fact, WeChat business is a very good bond to maintain family and friendship—"

Jia Yun frowned: "How did earning money from relatives and friends become a bond to maintain family and friendship?"

"Because we are usually too tired to move around, just taking advantage of the opportunity to offer relatives and friends, we have enhanced communication and sublimated the relationship between relatives and friends in a busy life."

Lin Jiong: "Discount? Someone in my circle of friends sold me a piece of soap for 999 yuan. Later I found out that it was an ordinary handmade soap. Now I will block all the WeChat merchants I encounter, no matter if they are my ordinary friends or relatives. "

Zhao Xiaojuan: "But I am not such a person!"

……

After Zhao Xiaojuan was eliminated, Jia Yun said: "When the tentacles of business reach out to relatives and friends, there are only two words left on the face of businessmen: make money.

Such people should be vigilant and beware, because people who even lie to their relatives are not worthy of deep friendship. "

Lin Jiong said: "It's wrong! People who do wechat business, even deceive themselves!"

After interviewing 10 people in a row, Li Fan was worried. There was no breakthrough point. They were all normal, and no one could give him a bright feeling.

He asked the staff: "These are the 10 people we selected from the 300 people? Why are they so mediocre?"

"Uh, nervousness is part of the reason. Besides, Mr. Li, those who signed up for "The Story of Strange Flowers" didn't sign up for Chen Hua Jing University after all, and they didn't show up together with the best people. We are an entertainment program for all!
However, there are indeed some very special characters, so don't worry! "

"Okay, next one."

The one who came up was an unmarried lady in her early 30s, slightly fat and domineering, named Fan Xiaotian.

Li Fan: "Let me propose a debate for you: If someone bullies you, should you retaliate with virtue, or retaliate with an eye."

Fan Xiaotian became emotional, "I must retaliate. I've bullied my old lady. No one can do it! Repaying grievances with kindness is a coward's behavior. Why do you want to forgive others after being bullied?"

Lin Jiong: "But when will the injustice be repaid? It's better to put down the butcher's knife and turn the hostility into friendship!"

"Fart! Pooh!"

A word of fart startled the people present, Lin Jiong smiled awkwardly, this guy is so fierce!

Fan Xiaotian exploded on the spot: "Wife cheats on a man, how about repaying grievances with kindness and continuing to love each other? When a criminal is caught, the victim repays grievances with kindness and asks the court not to sentence him? How about we repay grievances with virtue and not resist when foreign enemies invade?
Why?Why are we so noble?If you make a mistake, you must accept the corresponding punishment!Murder to pay for life, debt to pay back money, it is only right and proper!

Moreover, the famous and heroic Teacher Li once said that it is God’s business to forgive them. I am not God, so there is no need to retaliate with kindness. My mission is to send them to see God!
So, if you diss me, I will diss you!If you hit me, I will hit you!If you dare to rape me, I will fucking rape you!Tooth for tooth, hurt each other! "

"puff!"

"Ha ha!"

"Are you enjoying each other?"

Everyone was stunned by Fan Xiaotian's last words and laughed like crazy.

(End of this chapter)

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