The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 478 The Last Issue
When Ouyang Lin came to the studio, "Li Fan's Talk Show" also came to an end.

Waves of applause and cheers from the audience have fully proved that this is another wonderful performance.

However, Li Fan on the stage pointed to the trademark of the title sponsor and said: "Not every kind of milk is called Lehaha, not every team is called 'Hua Guo Team', Hua Guo football team, professional loser For 30 years, it has been imitated and never surpassed. We don't score goals, we are just porters of football!"

Whoa!
Applause again!

The perfect combination of complaints and advertising words instantly hit the laughter of everyone present, and the enthusiastic atmosphere of the scene reached its peak.

Ouyang Lin slapped his hands and laughed, "Look at the draft of our show, the level is high, much better than the drafts of other talk shows, how did Li Fan come up with this episode?"

The producer also scratched his head: "Hey, I don't know, Mr. Li is constantly writing all these jokes, but other screenwriters can't think of a few even after burning the lamp."

Assistant: "This, maybe it's the language talent of the Chinese scholar!"

Several people focused their eyes again and looked towards the stage.

What kind of language talent of a Chinese scholar, this is the crystallization of the wisdom of the vast number of netizens in the previous life!
Li Fan dare not be greedy for the achievements of the sky. The national football jokes created by the wisdom of the majority of netizens are concentrated in this program, and they are all thrown at the audience, and they are all unheard of before. The audience can't help but feel refreshed. .

Li Fan: "Friends, fans, can't our national football team turn around? There must be a way, we can't just criticize, we have to find a way for the national football team, right?

In fact, it is theoretically possible for the national football team to win!

Let’s think about it, if certain ideal conditions are met, will we win?
The turf is neither soft nor hard, the weather is neither cold nor hot, the light is neither strong nor dark, the atmosphere of the fans is enthusiastic, a good lottery is drawn, the referee helps, the goal post saves—"

When Li Fan said this, he paused again, took a breath, and lowered his head to support his forehead: "Of course the most important condition is that the opponent does not have a goalkeeper!"

There was applause again, and the excited audience whistled.

"The opponent has no goalkeeper, haha!"

"Teacher Li, your words are too damaging!"

"Take it, Mr. Li, you are too poisonous!"

……

Amid the applause and cheers, Li Fan took the opportunity to drink some water, moisten his throat, and said again: "I thought of another way for our national football team to win, do you want to know?"

The audience collectively shouted: "Think!"

Li Fan: "My method is:

1. Let FIFA assign a place to Antarctica through operation;
2. Bribing lu FIFA, so that the Huaguo men's football team was assigned to the Antarctica division;

3. Huaguo men's football team and Penguin compete for the right to qualify;
4. An away draw with the Penguins;

5. The home game is arranged in Liuya City, my country. After the heat kills the penguins, they qualify directly. "

After the audience laughed, Li Fan added: "According to the current reality, the only difficulty in this five-step plan is point 4."

"I can't kick a penguin... Teacher Li, your sarcasm is too spicy!"

"Haha, I laughed so hard!"

……

Zhao Jun covered his face silently, this complaint was indeed too harsh, no wonder he vaccinated himself in advance.Li Fan was worried that he would faint from anger on the spot!
This joke is very famous, it has been widely circulated in the previous life, and its source is unknown, but this kind of pungent ridicule and flash of creativity are indeed a stroke of genius.

Li Fan sighed: "If these two methods do not work, it is not allowed to have a goalkeeper, and the penguins are not allowed to participate, then...then I have nothing to do.

However, I personally think that losing has positive meaning. Have you thought about this issue? "

Seeing the doubts of the audience, Li Fan began to explain:
"Iraq won the Asian Cup, and the country was in turmoil; Italy won the World Cup, and the economy collapsed; after Greece dominated Europe, it went bankrupt; The emperor is gone.

Facts have proved that the national football team has endured humiliation for so many years, just to allow our country to develop stably.

Thank you for the efforts of the national football team for the national plan, thank you! "

Li Fan bowed deeply, and the whole audience applauded!

"it is good!"

"Teacher Li, please continue!!"

"Like you!"

……

Li Fan signaled everyone to be quiet, the atmosphere at the scene had reached its peak, it was too noisy, he pressed his hand, his voice faded away, and said again:

"I just talked about Gao Qiu. Before, some netizens thought that the national football team always fails to win. The fundamental reason is that it is unreasonable to list Gao Qiu as the ancestor of the national football team!
Why is it unreasonable?Then who should be established?Do you know the answer?Give you three seconds to think. "

The audience couldn't figure it out, Li Fan quickly gave them the answer, "Cao Cao should be established!"

"why?"

"Cao Cao doesn't play football either?"

"Why is Cao Cao the founder of the national football team?"

……

Li Fan: "Because the national football team and Cao Cao have something in common, that is: I would rather lose the world than let the world lose me!"

"puff!"

"Ms. Li, haha, you are cruel enough!"

"It makes sense!"

……

Li Fan glanced at the time, and it was time to end.Because it is the last episode of the program, this episode has more content than every other episode, which can be regarded as a return to the audience for their support.

He said: "Huaguo men's football, the first two words insult the country, the middle two words insult the gender, and the last two words insult the sport. Every time I see them appearing in the international arena, I feel Not a little pride, but low self-esteem, grief and indignation.

However, during the World Cup, I would like to express my special thanks to the National Football Team!
On behalf of the major comedy teams, news media and other creators across the country, I would like to bow down to the national football team, and express my deep gratitude to the national football team for their outstanding contributions to my country's performing arts and literary creation, and for providing us with a steady stream of materials, thank you! ! "

Li Fan bowed again, and stayed for a long time, as if the more solemn the bow, the stronger the sarcasm, and the deeper the sarcasm!
After five seconds, Li Fan straightened his body again and said:

"This episode ends here. After watching the whole episode, some people may say that you criticize Huaguo football so much because you have an enmity with them, right?
No, it’s not that I have a grudge against them, it’s that they have a grudge against all of us.

But now, we're saying goodbye to our enemies, and it's time for the show to end.At the end of every show, I will sublimate the theme of this issue and give hope to the future, but today, sorry, no.

"Li Fan Talk Show", with the end of this episode, our whole season of the show is officially over, thank you for your support in the past three months, thank you everyone! "

The audience was instantly dumbfounded.

ended?
The whole season of the show is over?

I never heard that this is the last episode!

Such a good show is over as soon as it's over, but everyone hasn't watched enough!
This is the first time since the broadcast of "Li Fan Talk Show" that there was no applause from the audience after the recording of the program was completed.

In the past, at the end of each episode, the audience would always stand up and applaud like water, but tonight, all the audience sat in their seats in a daze, unable to react for a moment.

"Li Fan Talk Show" announced its end without warning, which was too sudden for the fans, especially for the audience at the scene.

Time seemed to freeze, the DJ didn't push the music immediately, the curtain on the stage remained unmoved, and the audience was still watching the stage alone... Time seemed to really freeze.

Only Li Fan on the stage, like the end of every episode, read the commercials quickly, and prepared to bow to the audience and leave.

Maybe two or three seconds, maybe less than a second, after the audience regained their senses, they immediately fell into the vortex of discussion.

"What did he just say? It's over?"

"The ratings are so high, why did it end?"

"It's so sudden!"

"Such a good program, why do you broadcast it quarterly, it should be broadcast weekly!"

"That's right, I strongly urge "Li Fan's Talk Show" to be changed from a quarterly broadcast to a weekly broadcast!"

"I can't get enough of it, dear Teacher Li!!"

……

"Li Fan, keep recording, don't stop!"

"That's right, there are still so many things you need to scold, such as abduction and trafficking, and telecom fraud!"

……

Li Fan was stunned. In the eyes of the masses, he made a living by swearing?
The choreographer in the audience waved to Li Fan. Li Fan looked at it and saw Director Ouyang Lin holding flowers and was about to go on stage, so he hurried over to greet him.

Ouyang Lin is a little too fat, the producer quietly helped him, but now the producer has a headache, should some cuts be made in tonight's episode?
After all, it's too hard to complain!I don't know if I can pass the trial!
(End of this chapter)