The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 477 The Last Issue
The next day, at night.

The recording of the last episode of "Li Fan Talk Show" will start soon.

Today's recording location is in the No. [-] studio hall of Shonan Satellite TV, the largest studio in the station.But even so, a lot of extra chairs were temporarily added, and the inside and outside of the hall were already crowded by the audience.

"Great, I finally got the tickets for "Li Fan's Talk Show."

"To be able to watch Li Fan swearing at people live, the audition experience must be very good!"

"Girl, "Li Fan's Talk Show" is not just cursing. It's narrow to say so. This program is just like their advertising slogan, 'reflecting social issues and talking about the voices of the people'. It uses ridicule, irony, self-deprecation, and criticism. and other multiple entertainment techniques to show various problems in society."

"Isn't that still scolding?"

"Uh……"

……

"Let's be honest, the influence of "Li Fan's Talk Show" is too great. The second episode set off a domestic "Me-Too" movement, and the third episode prompted the mobile package to promulgate a new regulation that the traffic at the end of the month is not cleared. , the fourth period...except for the first period, which did not have any impact on housing prices, each of the other periods has more or less positive effects on society."

"Brother, the problem of housing prices in Huaguo can't be affected even if a hundred episodes of "Li Fan's Talk Show" are broadcast together, there is no solution!"

"I heard that the ratings have broken 5 recently?"

"5.1%, which is two points higher than the ratings of the recently popular "All Pursuing", which is a big lead!"

……

While the audience huddled together and chatted with each other, they suddenly found a group of people coming from the entrance of the hall, surrounded by security guards, directors and others.Everyone took a closer look, and it was fried in an instant.

The two pillars of Shonan Satellite TV, Lin Jiong and Wang Hanquan, are here, and there are more than 10 famous Chinese stars beside them, all of which are cultural, sports and entertainment:

Table tennis king Zhang Ke;
Sun Mei, the queen of tennis;

Mr. Football Zhao Jun;

New singer Cheng Wenwen;
The famous writer and screenwriter Lao Kong;

……

Among the more than ten people in this group, there were celebrities who had just finished recording Kuaiben, and some who came here on their own.

It is unimaginable that so many characters can be gathered on the scene of a TV talk show, and it cannot be imitated by other talk shows.

Although "Li Fan Talk Show" became popular, various "XX Talk Shows" appeared in Huaguo, and some talk shows even claimed to be created by the original crew of "Li Fan Talk Show"—that is, invite The screenwriters who lost Li Fan's studio - but their ratings can be described in one word, they are losing ground.

The copycats are still not as good as the original ones!

The appearance of this line of stars immediately aroused the great enthusiasm of the audience, and they all stepped forward to ask for autographs and requests for group photos, causing some confusion in the studio.

Upon seeing this, the on-site director shouted: "Please everyone return to their respective positions, please cooperate, the talk show will start soon..."

It turned out to be useless!

After all, there is always one of the more than 10 celebrities that I like. Even if all the celebrities are not my cup of tea, it is human nature to take a few glances and take photos.

Isn't one of human nature just to join in the fun?
The director shouted: "Attention all departments, count down to 10..."

Realizing that the show was about to start, the audience quickly retreated to their seats, staring at the stage without blinking. After all, Li Fan is the protagonist tonight.

When the music started, the DJ shouted: "The audience, please give warm applause to welcome the host, Li Fan!!"

In an instant, under the constantly flickering lights, there was strong applause and cheers in the venue, and the 10 stars in the front row also stood up with all the audience and clapped their hands high.

"Li Fan!"

"Li Fan!"

"Li Fan!"

……

Amid the tidy cheers, Li Fan appeared on the stage, still wearing a suit and bow tie, still looking smart with the spring breeze blowing on his face.

"Thank you everyone, please take a seat!"

After the audience was seated, Li Fan nodded to Zhao Jun in the audience, expressing his apology in advance.

Although everything has been agreed in advance, I still have to express my attitude again. What I complain about is the national football team, not your brother, although you are also a member of the national football team.

"Hello everyone, this is the "Li Fan Talk Show" broadcast under the title of Lehaha Lotion. Welcome to the scene."

After all, Li Fan bowed to the audience and said: "The theme of our issue this time is "The Pain of the National Football Team". The reason why we talk about this theme must be known to everyone. What happened these days?"

"World Cup!"

"The World Cup has begun!"

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"That's right, the four-year World Cup is finally here. This should be the dream of all men, right? Uh...Of course, there may be more than a dozen men in China who don't have this dream."

The audience smiled knowingly:
"Teacher Li is hurting people again!"

"I just love to hear Teacher Li bury people!"

……

Li Fan paused for a moment to give the audience time to digest, and then said: "Actually, I'm not very happy about the World Cup. Do you all know the reason?"

"What's the matter without our Huaguo!"

"The national football team is not up to date!"

"Garbage national football team!"

Li Fan: "No, no, no, the reason I'm unhappy is because of the time difference, the time of the World Cup match and my show's broadcast time conflict, and my buddy may not be able to keep his status as the first brother in prime time."

The audience collectively: "Hey!"

There was also an audience member who yelled "Smelly and shameless", which caused everyone to burst into laughter.

Li Fan smiled and said: "It happens to be in time for the World Cup. It is obviously wrong for us not to talk about the national football team. After all, the slogan of our program is: to reflect social problems and talk about the voices of the people. In the next month, football will be the voice of everyone!
It took me the longest time to write the manuscript this time. It took me five days to finish it. It took too much brainpower, because there are too many jokes about the national football team, and I can’t finish it. Isn’t it Brother Zhao Jun? "

The camera showed Zhao Jun, who waved his hands in shame, and the atmosphere of the audience was also aroused.

Li Fan: "Zhao Jun, the captain of the national football team, came to today's scene after knowing the theme of my issue. Wow, I am really convinced. If I am, I can't do it! This is long-term losing and being scolded by others. The strong psychological quality cultivated.

Everyone gave applause to the broad-minded and often defeated general, Zhao Jun. "

Li Fan and Zhao Jun said this sentence today, and got Zhao Jun's consent, to be precise, it was approval.

This style of complaining is very similar to the style of "Tucao Conference". It seems to criticize the other party, but it is not.

The audience also understood that after all, the "Tucao Conference" in this time and space is also very popular, and the program clips are everywhere on the Internet. Everyone is familiar with this kind of ridicule similar to whitewashing.

Besides, Zhao Jun's strength is well known to everyone, but he has a bunch of pig teammates!
"Brother Zhao Jun, why did you come here alone today, didn't you bring the national football team with you?" Li Fan paused at this point, as if he had realized something: "Oh, I understand, you really can't bring the national football team with you. ah!"

"Pfft!" Zhao Jun laughed and slapped his hands, which was interesting.

"Look at your smile—hey, I just realized, isn't this Zhang Ke next to you? Zhang Ke, I don't need to introduce you, a table tennis grand slam player, a hall-level sports star, but I'm curious, Why are you two sitting together?" Li Fan tapped his head, "Oh, I figured it out, the two sports you two represent have something in common!"

The audience thought: What do they have in common?Can you not belittle table tennis?It's too shameful to have something in common with the national football team!
Their curiosity was also lifted at this time, and they looked at Li Fan eagerly.

Li Fan: "No one can beat our table tennis, and football can't be played by anyone either! There is nothing wrong with the two of you sitting together!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

This text meme was a "bad" meme in the previous life. It is estimated that no one has heard of it. However, when I got it in this time and space, it was freshly baked. It attracted everyone's applause, and the more I smacked it, the more interesting it became.

Li Fan continued to tease, "Chinese people still treat national football and table tennis differently. Recently, the table tennis team showed some problems and almost lost the game. The Chinese people just cursed and said that the table tennis team was gone.

And everyone treats the national football team, the national football team lost 2:0, but they praised them for their fighting spirit.Zhang Ke, your table tennis team is really not easy! "

After laughing, Li Fan said: "Okay, let's talk about the national football team formally.

This World Cup is in full swing. We can watch exciting content through channels such as the Internet and TV. Because the host country is our strategic partner country, we can see rich Chinese elements in this World Cup. Our Sponsors, crayfish, mascots, commemorative coins, etc., almost covered the food, drink and fun of this World Cup.

Let me tell you this, except for the national football team, we have gone to everything we should go! "

After speaking, Li Fan shrugged, with a helpless look on his face.

This complaint comes from the report of Bai Yansong in his previous life, and it was quite popular during the World Cup. It is a typical Yang TV official complaint.

This cold comment, combined with Li Fan's helpless and speechless expression, successfully aroused laughter from the audience.

"When it comes to national football, let's start with the definition of football, what is football?

Football is divided into ancient football and modern football. The modern football we play was invented by the British. After 22 people fought fiercely on the field and fought hard for 90 minutes, the Huaguo football team finally lost! "

The audience went crazy instantly. Looking at Li Fan's serious face, they thought he was really introducing the definition of football. It turned out that a big turning point turned out to be a joke.

Li Fan: "Every time we lose a game, we conduct research on the game, looking for various reasons, the most important of which is that netizens generally believe that there is a problem with the selection of the national football team.

In fact, you are wrong. The national football selection is very fair: if you can do it, if you can't, you can pick 11 people from those who can't. "

"well said!"

"Teacher Li has revealed the truth!"

"Ha ha!"

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Li Fan suddenly glanced at Zhao Jun who was in the audience in astonishment, and said hastily, "Uh...choose 10 people out of those who can't do it!"

The applause immediately ignited at the scene, and Li Fan's supplementary words had an extra effect.

Li Fan wiped off his sweat and said, "Everyone knows that the annual income of national football players reaches tens of millions?

But last year, this billion-dollar organization lost to Syria.

What is the situation of the Syrian national team? The salary of the coach is only 2000 yuan. Their sneakers are donated from overseas, and the jerseys are counterfeit. A 1:0, comrades, incredible ah!
Syria won the Huaguo National Football Team, their players knelt down and thanked the sky, and they got a prize of 1000 US dollars.

Their team leader shook the hand of the national football coach, and thanked the Huaguo national football team for ending Syria's embarrassing record of 22 years of consecutive invincibility in international competitions.

It is said that when Syria won the game, the domestic government and the opposition decided to cease fighting for 48 hours. There was no distinction between the enemy and the whole country.It is also reported that the next Nobel Peace Prize will be awarded to the Chinese national football team.

Thank you for your love and dedication!Thanks! "

In fact, it is fake news to win the game and stop the war, but the public knows it and has the right to laugh it off.

Li Fan continued: "To be honest, the annual salary of the national football players is still very tempting. I think I can also contribute to the country. Don't laugh, I have my reasons.

Number one, I can't win either! "

"Pfft!" Everyone burst into laughter.

Li Fan paused, "Second point, I can't get past people!"

When the laughter stopped, Li Fan continued: "Third point, I am also defensive with my eyes!"

This is the skill of talk show-the rhythm of language, whether a sentence is funny or not, the rhythm of language plays a key factor.

Many jokes may not be very funny. The key is who says it and how to say it. This is the point where language art is better than words. Words are cold and readers need to take in the emotions themselves, but language art and audio-visual art are wrapped in The situation is presented to the audience.

For this talk show, Li Fan specially invited professors from Communication University for guidance.

Next, Li Fan's speech speed suddenly became faster, the pause time was greatly reduced, and he said in one go:
"Fourth point, I can't score goals, fifth point, I can't stop the ball... Eighth point, after losing, I can cry in front of everyone, and go to the nightclub at night Hi! Ninth point , after losing, I can also accuse and scold our fans without blushing!"

After almost venting his words, Li Fan suddenly stopped again. This cold ridicule completely aroused the emotions of the audience. After applause, Li Fan finally added, "By the way, the last point, I Only one abs!"

Backstage, the producer's slap turned red. He said happily: "Teacher Li's rhythm is so perfect. Every episode has improved. By the last episode, it was perfect."

The director raised two thumbs up and said, "I'm impressed. Teacher Li's hosting skills are so great. Now I can do it with ease."

An assistant ran over and said, "The director of the main station has just finished a meeting, so he told me to come over later!"

The producer was surprised: "Director Ouyang Lin is here?"

"Ok!"

Ouyang Lin, the director of Shonan TV station, is also the leader in charge of all TV channels in the province, such as Shonan Satellite TV, Shonan Economic Channel, and Children's Channel.

The producer straightened his collar subconsciously, and immediately became nervous.

On the stage, Li Fan continued: "If there are too many people competing for the position of the national football team, if you all want to go, then I can take the next best thing. Being a commentary is also very good, after all, there are no more than five commentary sentences. .”

At this time, Li Fan began to show his voice, with a rising tone, and said:
"The first sentence, there is not much time left for the Hua Guo team;
In the second sentence, there is only a theoretical possibility for the Hua Guo team to qualify;
The third sentence, although we lost, we have seen progress and hope;
In the fourth sentence, the Hua Guo team underestimated the enemy;
The fifth sentence, strike!One-handed, the ball flew.

Thanks to the National Football Team, I have a new work direction! "

The audience burst into laughter, and the video clip was immediately played on the big screen.The video is edited with the words repeated by countless hosts: There is not much time left for the Chinese team...

While the audience was laughing their heads off, a commercial vehicle just drove out of the Shonan Airport.

In the back row, Ouyang Lin urged: "Xiaodong, hurry up and try to catch up with the recording of "Li Fan's Talk Show"."

"Okay, don't worry, we will be at the radio station within half an hour."

Ouyang Lin called his assistant again: "Order a bouquet of flowers for me. I will present it to Li Fan when I get back to the stage. Hurry up and put down the work at hand immediately."

In less than half an hour, the car arrived at the Radio and Television Building. Ouyang Lin quickly walked into the lobby and went straight to the elevator.

The assistant was holding flowers and waiting for Ouyang Lin by the elevator. He smiled and said, "Director, you really value Li Fan!"

Ouyang Lin glanced at him and said, "Nonsense, if you can also bring me 5% of the ratings, I will not only value you, but also support you!"

The assistant smiled ashamedly and shut up.

(End of this chapter)